KILL VORTIGAUNTS, BEHEAD VORTIGAUNTS, ROUNDHOUSE KICK A VORTIGAUNT INTO THE CONCRETE! SLAM DUNK A VORTIGAUNT'S BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN! CRUCIFY FILTHY VORTIGAUNTS, DEFECATE IN A VORTIGAUNTS RATION, LAUNCH VORTIGAUNTS INTO THE PORTAL STORMS! STIR FRY VORTIGAUNTS IN A WOK, TOSS VORTIGAUNTS INTO...