- TRANSCRIPT OF INTERROGATION CIVILIAN "Uhnderr Bhoioh" -

Jury: State your name, Civilian.

Civilian: Yeah, I go by a few names. "Dr.Bhoioh", Detective Bhoioh, Under, ah- that's spelt "U-H-N-D-E-R-R" by the way, just so-

Jury: I got it. Now, what exactly were you doing just an hour ago, behind the noodle store?

Civilian: finding answers, sir!

Jury: answers for. . .what, exactly?

Civilian: well, you see, I run the B.D.A

Jury: the what.

Civilian: The B.D.A! Bhoioh Detective Agency! Y'know, "ask me the questions you can't find answers to!" That place?

Jury: can't exactly say I've heard of it.

Civilian: whatever, it'll be big one day.

Jury: right. Again, what were you doing behind the noodle store.

Civilian: right! Well, I was tryin' to find out why the noodles taste funny! One of my clients approached me about that, and I was simply trying to find the answer for 'em!

Jury: so you felt the need to break into their property.

Civilian: it's not breaking in, I was doing my job!

Jury: right. That's all I needed to hear. Criminal trespass charge, now.

i2 unit: you got it, boss.

Civilian: hey, what? You can't do that! You know what the client was told me? The noodles tasted like meat! Meat, I tell you! Hey, what's that stick fo-

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