Dog ate my newspaper.

Straightforward. When food is in a player's inventory, and they log off, pause food spoilage. Far more food that I've ever had has gone into the garbage then eaten by my character because I'll be given something, don't eat it because I'm in the middle of a scene, and then log off without...

Just ban every tf2 fan they serve nothing

My condolences.

I hate everything and everyone.

Died in i24 sucking the combine's DICK. Our humanity editors summarily and justly BEHEADED.

Fuck off

Hold the Roleplay.

I agree but your photos are not an accurate representation. They still suck as the real thing. I’m gay.

Roleplay is saved.

Pibble is not dumb. This is deadly serious.

Chronic lack of abuse reports. Make em rain.

Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?

Is this the ideal solution? It’s a RP server. You shouldn’t need a secondary server to contain the undesirables. If someone is a problem, shouldn’t give them positive reinforcement in the form of their own personal stomping grounds. If there is an issue that is adversely effecting the server...

I wouldn't let my daughter marry a headcrab player.

When my wife gets rowdy sometimes I get a little out of control.

No.

All people are pigs but not all pigs are people.

Pigs aren't people.