What are you if not a mirrored image of the soul you portray? A being shunned from the light, a festering writhing pool of broiled flesh cursed to lay claim upon this diseased rock? What say you, an abomination spawned by millennia of ancestry, dying and reproducing and spreading like a sick...

I was going to post something really funny but it left my mind as soon as I clicked the text box. Please laugh anyhow.

A certified Botulism City post of all time

bring me the keys

The mindless sheep flock to conformity upon the socialite masses, festering in their stupor and shame.

Are 'Friends' Electric?

write one about the postal dude you met

I'm goin' down to the railway station gonna get a ticket to ride

we never left

The Finno-Korean Hyper War, beginning in 8245 BC, was a monumental conflict between the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate and the Great Hwan Dynasty, which led to a devastating technological arms race and the creation of the Antimatter Sentient Obliterator Cannon. In this alternate history...

The Worm is pleased with these developments.

lol

this guy seems evil

Guys... One more weapon overhaul will fix the server. Not I mean it this time guys we've got an excel sheet and everything.