A HALF-LIFE 2 ORIGINAL SHIT CHARACTER Note: It's been a good 3 or 4 years since I've written up a character, so I might make some mistakes and shit, that and this is probably low-quality. Sorry. Placeholder for a reference picture...

< : : AREA 492 - MALTA : : > (Needed for maximum immersion) - LOG START- "Aight uhh, so we got some intel or something that this island wasn't spared during the 7 hour war and was actually fuckin' bombarded to hell, activating some super hidden secret nukes on the island, man it looks like...

I've come to make an announcement, Mendevelius is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his red fuckin, pulled his dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting! So I'm making a callout post on...

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in...

The group that resides in this place of Northern Canada, is often just called "The Farmers" because they don't have an official name, they are pacifistic unconfrontational rural farmers, their main focus is trading and expanding their farmland and being under the radar, they won't do...

A general idea on how the facilities and zones would be placed, though I'm not yet sure about the sizes of these zones as they seem kind of big. And probably a question you are going to ask, "what's the Conscript Boot Camp?", well i thought of an idea to make a different system of Conscription...