A HALF-LIFE 2 ORIGINAL SHIT CHARACTER Note: It's been a good 3 or 4 years since I've written up a character, so I might make some mistakes and shit, that and this is probably low-quality. Sorry. Placeholder for a reference picture...

Hi Equinox!

< : : AREA 492 - MALTA : : > (Needed for maximum immersion) - LOG START- "Aight uhh, so we got some intel or something that this island wasn't spared during the 7 hour war and was actually fuckin' bombarded to hell, activating some super hidden secret nukes on the island, man it looks like...

I cut myself last night.It was fun.

I've come to make an announcement, Mendevelius is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his red fuckin, pulled his dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting! So I'm making a callout post on...

Well good thing they are allied with the Vorts which you are making them sound like they can take on everything. Also an offshoot of Lambda so there is that too.

This is all fine and dandy but i dont really see any weaknesses in this faction. Even though they have several major strengths, such as being able to reverse engineer Combine tech, having the support of a large Resistance faction and being completly allied to the Vorts, ontop of all this they...

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in...

Half Life battle royale

Sounds utterly stupid tbh, like combining strengths of groups sounds gay

You overcharge it and it explodes in your face. Get dabbed on Also we have people that have actually fired guns in their lifetime. Also liberation front frendos : )

Now you see pardner, we forged a bond stronger than your ego with our extraterrastial friends, you have no power over them, they are no longer vorts, they are Cowboy Vorts now you might be the "faction leader" or sumthin, but you can't just go around orderin everyone around. Now shoo Clown, i...

You see pardner, you better scuttle away from agriculture and leave the job for us. If you ain't, then i fear you're going to yee your last haw. Pardner. *insert mogolovonio*

Sorry not sorry

Time to serve this boy some Garlic Bread

The group that resides in this place of Northern Canada, is often just called "The Farmers" because they don't have an official name, they are pacifistic unconfrontational rural farmers, their main focus is trading and expanding their farmland and being under the radar, they won't do...

A general idea on how the facilities and zones would be placed, though I'm not yet sure about the sizes of these zones as they seem kind of big. And probably a question you are going to ask, "what's the Conscript Boot Camp?", well i thought of an idea to make a different system of Conscription...