What would u guys do if u had a million dollars?

[Donavin Jones]

I would donate to Willard.Networks

 

[DoodleDude]

Open Multiple stores under my very own brand and get more money.

 

[Hayden]

Force hire dev team to make cat update

Only release it on its own server that will run for as long as 1million lets me run it. Server will accept donations. Staff will be unpaid.

 

[Rabid]

Your mom

 

[Kamilisha Haijulikani]

Kill my neighbours.

 

[Vulpes Callida]

I'd use half to buy me a new apartment and the other half to let my parents live comfortably, travel, or just relax

 

[toby]

i'd still work in a cinnabon

 

[Noodle]

If I had 1 000 000 $ in liquid cash, I would spread it out like this, I don't want real estate as I would want to purchase at least two or three units. However, it should be possible as refinancing and security can be pawned using the other units. But cba. :

Liquid bank account	10 000 $ (1%)
Dividends / Yield specific fund 20% E(x)=6-8% Var=2% (medium risk)	200 000 $ (20%)
Tech / biotech fund 40% E(x)=12-18% Var=+/- 5% (high risk)	400 000 $ (40%)
Startup investment	300 000 $ (30%)
Options, SPACs, commodities, forex, YOLO money (9%)	90 000 $ (9%)

I am not a financial advisor.

 

[toby]

I'm going to invest all the money into various off-shore bank accounts and gain interest.

From there I will purchase a cheap utility efficient RV and then purchase several tools and chemicals from several stores and Black Markets as to create a Lab for methamphetamine production. From there I will use my remaining money that I have in my account + Interest to create a front for my business for instance a Fast food Restaurant. I will then gain a reputation among the underground as a well known methamphetamine kingpin and gain mass amount of profit for the test of my life unless my business is discovered by federal intelligence agencies

Walter white as your alias?

 

[Goose]

If I had 1 000 000 $ in liquid cash, I would spread it out like this, I don't want real estate as I would want to purchase at least two or three units. However, it should be possible as refinancing and security can be pawned using the other units. But cba. :

Liquid bank account	10 000 $ (1%)
Dividends / Yield specific fund 20% E(x)=6-8% Var=2% (medium risk)	200 000 $ (20%)
Tech / biotech fund 40% E(x)=12-18% Var=+/- 5% (high risk)	400 000 $ (40%)
Startup investment	300 000 $ (30%)
Options, SPACs, commodities, forex, YOLO money (9%)	90 000 $ (9%)

I am not a financial advisor.

Nerd

 

[Vulpes Callida]

If I had 1 000 000 $ in liquid cash, I would spread it out like this, I don't want real estate as I would want to purchase at least two or three units. However, it should be possible as refinancing and security can be pawned using the other units. But cba. :

Liquid bank account	10 000 $ (1%)
Dividends / Yield specific fund 20% E(x)=6-8% Var=2% (medium risk)	200 000 $ (20%)
Tech / biotech fund 40% E(x)=12-18% Var=+/- 5% (high risk)	400 000 $ (40%)
Startup investment	300 000 $ (30%)
Options, SPACs, commodities, forex, YOLO money (9%)	90 000 $ (9%)

I am not a financial advisor.

thats a lot of numbers to say ur gonna gamble it

 

[Shimac's Stew]

Pay my college tuitions till I graduate.

Then buy a better computer and Router cuz mine is shit.

 

[TheGoodHunter]

everything

 

[June]

Buy this server from atle and add back the radiobob merch he removed from the store

 

[Ash]

I would do nothing.

Bonus points if you know what the quotes from in this context.

 

[Craw]

Bonus points if you know what the quotes from in this context.

I don't like my job and I don't think I'm gonna go anymore