William Stoner PK Appeal

[Malic]

I know it's been a while and a lot of really great RP has come out of it, but new evidence has come to light that I feel obligated to share.

Spoiler: My Reasons for PK Appealing

View attachment somehow stoner returned.mp4

 

[ramen]

ACCARPTED

 

[Lab]

Stoner contracted an STI from Edward.
Wasn't a fair PK.

 

[MrMindBlow]

@Genny

pk manager do something

 

[joe moter]

i told william at my bar that "You ain't gonna die anytime soon."
so give him a pk appeal because i made a promise

 

[Atom]

Carp

 

[NanCi_]

 

[Genny]

 

[Parsil]

Hello @Malic,

While Stoner's resurrection and its consequences at the hands of Combine necromancy remains hotly contested between staff, we have decided to mark your appeal as DENIED.

Firstly, the resurrection was not authorized with the MOP Leads, the Event Team, the Server Council, Atle, the European Union OR the U.N. Secretary General before being carried out. The technology used was and still remains top secret, and this has severely impaired the Combine's image both IC and OOC. Secondly, while ascending from hell, the dirt your skeleton dislodged filed for a successful PK Appeal, and given that you had not properly applied for a PK Request before returning to Earth, this voids all subsequent actions you and/or your skeleton may have taken. See relevant judgement on that case [HERE]. Thirdly, Willard Networks is a secular institution which does NOT believe in paranormal activity, and we will subsequently be banning you for a year on the grounds of Section 1, Rule 1: Ideological Mentalities.

We hope your time on Willard Networks has been fun and that the chaos your little stunt caused was worth it, as this has caused a gigantic headache between the entire administration team. I'm thinking of quitting and unbanning several random people before I go, actually.

Have a good day, may we never see you again,

Parsil, Interim PK Manager.

 

[ZeroPants]

I got really excited when I saw the words "William Stoner PK Appeal" in the recent threads section

 

[Divine]

A reminder that it wasn't even going to be a PK until Cilam asked for it. Sigh.

 

[Malic]

A reminder that it wasn't even going to be a PK until Cilam asked for it. Sigh.

True! On the one hand I really wanted to swap over to playing an actual menace, but on the other hand there was also this terribly tragic and intricate web of connections made apparent to me during the scenario which, to my mind, produced a deeply fitting conclusion.

Stoner's passing was by my count the third time in my life I have wept in response to the events of a videogame, and I feel all the richer for it. Even the eulogies I was fortunate enough to catch during the funeral dang near had me blubbering all over again.

 

[ozymandias]

I was banished throughout the events of William Stoners death, can you give me the script or blind captions or some shit like that of what happened

 

[Lab]

 

[Malic]

I was banished throughout the events of William Stoners death, can you give me the script or blind captions or some shit like that of what happened

View attachment william stoner retrospective lowish quality.mp4

Here's his life flashing before his eyes in reverse.

View attachment moe memories.mp4

Here's a last second glimpse of how it went down at the end.

Long story short, mistakes cost more live than we can ever know.

 

[ozymandias]

View attachment 49471

Here's his life flashing before his eyes in reverse.

View attachment 49473

Here's a last second glimpse of how it went down at the end.

Long story short, mistakes cost more live than we can ever know.

Picture that, a character in a 20+ year old game, and we (yes we) feel sorry for his death, when he was temporary either way