<:: JOHN E. LORD ::>

[Kawakun]

(Photo of Lord captured during Combines invasion.)

"Hi, my name is John Lord. You can just call me Samurai Man, because I have a fuck ton of Katanas in my possession. Don't fuck with me. My whole family have a history of taking part in so many wars and winning those wars and we are epic. During the seven hours war I was known as the "Master Combine Slaughterer" because I killed not 10, not 20, but 800 different Combine invaders. I counted every single kill simultaneously. Don't fucking make fun of me or I will fucking hunt you down and tear out your right kidney. Then your left kidney. Then every single rib in your ribcage, slowly but surely making my way to your heart as I tear it out with pride. I got scars fighting the Combine invaders and they injured me greatly but I still fight.
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Age: 33
Heritage: Americaaaaa! FUCK YEAH!
Full name: John E. (Epic) Lord
"Do I really have to give YOU any more information??"

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(ALL OF MY KATANAS)


(What my house actually looked like before the war)

"My family got killed by the Combine and now I take revenge as I plan to slaughter them myself. Fuck this "Gordon Freeman" myth, he will never come back to destroy the Combine. Only I can because they have hurt me the most. I now plan my attack in the underground of City 17 with all my rebel squad and we will fucking annihilate you Breen and Combine."


("Me with hooded cloak and gun captured with recovered camera")

Spoiler: Warning

"Get ready for me Combine."

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[Equinox]

 

[Imperator RAD-X]

He will kill ALL THE COMBINE WITH BARE HANDS!

 

[TheDeNuke]

Are the Katanas correctly folded the right amount of times?

 

[Kawakun]

Are the Katanas correctly folded the right amount of times?

Of course, they're forged to absolute perfection and are suited for the most intense of battles. Everything about them is perfect.