NaughtyNicholas
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Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we'll be talking about the factions of Willard. Let's get started. . .
Shitizen - Either your fresh joined or a mentally-handicapped who likes being beat for fun.
Rebel - A tier above Shitizen. They don't like being the sub, but decided that acting like a "cool, hip, dark, outcast, no feeling" (basically a self-insert for these retards) citizen is the best.
Loyalist - Boring as all hell. They think that they can make funny jokes in OOC about rebels circlejerking in the sewers yet do the exact same thing but in a restaurant/bar instead. They are either a super-snobby prick who rats on everyone or an undercover rebel (or both).
CWU - Better than loyalists as at least they patrol the plaza like mindless NPC's. 10% chance they are a pedophile. 20% chance that they are a furry/brony. 50% chance they are both.
CMU - When people apply for this faction, they might be innocent at first; but eventually these ticking-time-bombs will transform into either an undercover rebel, a fem-char who erp-baits like it's their job, or a pedophile.
CRU - Better than the above factions. Bored shitizens who want to shoot guns, but want a CP squad watching their ass at the same time. New faction for me so I don't know much about them even though I was part of them in TN (may it rest in paradise).
CP - Second-tier of retardation. These are the more advanced special children. They have some knowledge underneath their belt, but it won't do much since they've got schizophrenia, PTSD, or another "mental" illness that I'm too lazy to list. They usually say that Shitizen is the most important faction on a server, but have out of the 2000 hours they have on a server be dedicated to 1750 hours as CP.
Vortigaunts - These guys are worse than the CP's. They've got three categories I'll put them in.
Enslaved Vortigaunts - If you love larping as a booger and love larping as a slave during the 1800's, fear not there is a faction for you. This faction just goes around and does "/me sweeps the ground" until a rebel who is also an admin "frees" you.
Freed Vortigaunts - These guys are basically a different kind of rebel. They talk like they've got a stroke and act all passive and shit. Boring.
OTA - Best place by far. You get to shoot people with no remorse unlike the pussy CP's who go all butterfingers when they need to kill someone. You can also guard people and act super cool and shit. You also get tons of chicks.
CA - You get to roleplay as Barack Obama but white since I've never seen anyone roleplay as a non-white CA. Actually, scratch that. You have three options. An old white guy, a German who is obviously a facist, or an asian chick.
Xen - You are a mindless NPC who basically attacks people but with a /me. If you see someone start defending why they play as a Zombie for five hours straight on a 15 player server, leave the area as he might be secreting airborne retardation.
If you have other factions you want me to rate leave a comment.
Moral of the Story:Go play a different game. You have 10,000+ hours on GMod and brag about that. Go pick outside and pick up a football.
Shitizen - Either your fresh joined or a mentally-handicapped who likes being beat for fun.
Rebel - A tier above Shitizen. They don't like being the sub, but decided that acting like a "cool, hip, dark, outcast, no feeling" (basically a self-insert for these retards) citizen is the best.
Loyalist - Boring as all hell. They think that they can make funny jokes in OOC about rebels circlejerking in the sewers yet do the exact same thing but in a restaurant/bar instead. They are either a super-snobby prick who rats on everyone or an undercover rebel (or both).
CWU - Better than loyalists as at least they patrol the plaza like mindless NPC's. 10% chance they are a pedophile. 20% chance that they are a furry/brony. 50% chance they are both.
CMU - When people apply for this faction, they might be innocent at first; but eventually these ticking-time-bombs will transform into either an undercover rebel, a fem-char who erp-baits like it's their job, or a pedophile.
CRU - Better than the above factions. Bored shitizens who want to shoot guns, but want a CP squad watching their ass at the same time. New faction for me so I don't know much about them even though I was part of them in TN (may it rest in paradise).
CP - Second-tier of retardation. These are the more advanced special children. They have some knowledge underneath their belt, but it won't do much since they've got schizophrenia, PTSD, or another "mental" illness that I'm too lazy to list. They usually say that Shitizen is the most important faction on a server, but have out of the 2000 hours they have on a server be dedicated to 1750 hours as CP.
Vortigaunts - These guys are worse than the CP's. They've got three categories I'll put them in.
Enslaved Vortigaunts - If you love larping as a booger and love larping as a slave during the 1800's, fear not there is a faction for you. This faction just goes around and does "/me sweeps the ground" until a rebel who is also an admin "frees" you.
Freed Vortigaunts - These guys are basically a different kind of rebel. They talk like they've got a stroke and act all passive and shit. Boring.
OTA - Best place by far. You get to shoot people with no remorse unlike the pussy CP's who go all butterfingers when they need to kill someone. You can also guard people and act super cool and shit. You also get tons of chicks.
CA - You get to roleplay as Barack Obama but white since I've never seen anyone roleplay as a non-white CA. Actually, scratch that. You have three options. An old white guy, a German who is obviously a facist, or an asian chick.
Xen - You are a mindless NPC who basically attacks people but with a /me. If you see someone start defending why they play as a Zombie for five hours straight on a 15 player server, leave the area as he might be secreting airborne retardation.
If you have other factions you want me to rate leave a comment.
Moral of the Story:
