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Average Citizen - Either very new or veteran players. Very dangerous people because you don't know what they'll be. Could be amazing normal well adjusted roleplayers or the absolute worst of players who'll rape your character in extreme detail.
Loyalist - This was that kid who flexed in school how much they love drama but will completely fail and start crying at any sign of confrontation. No power fantasy, but will backstab you IRL to get their way. Absolutely manipulative people. Never trust them. If you call them out on their shit (like you should) they will flip out and threaten to leave the server.
Business Owners - Vindictive to a tee. Will be your best bro if you support them and their endeavors in the community, but will become your worst enemy if you go against them. They WILL fuck you over, and hard. This is that guy who looks like a pushover nerd IRL but can destroy your life if you fuck with them. Despite all this, you need to keep checks on them because they'll amass a cult following in your community and then use it to dominate the server if you ignore them.
Anti-Citizens/Rebels - On the outside they seem like chill individuals who are great friends, and this is partially true, but they are absolutely unhinged. Either completely retarded, or fucking insane. Will try to avoid any form of accountability or responsibility, and will weasel their way out of any accusation if you let them. If they are part of the largest rebel group, always assume that they have at least 3 or more close friends in the community as part of a group. These people came with them to the server, and are planning to fuck over your server completely. Will defend each other no matter how wrong they are. 50% chance that rap is their favorite genre of music/
Civil Protection - Are not over the age of 20. The quiet/awkward kid in school who has huge power fantasies, but is too scared to be labelled edgy in RP so they'll pull the "My character has issues
" card and then call you a shit roleplayer if you expose them on this. Whether they flip out, or try to act smug, they will seethe inside if you make fun of Civil Protection players or the Civil Protection, but they deserve it. Loves Shower RP, Lunch RP, training RP, internal re-education RP, and basically anything other than doing their job. Also likely a weeaboo.
Overwatch Transhuman Arm - Got lost on the way to an ARMA 3 server. Doesn't even know what a roleplay is even if they claim to know, nor do they know how to RP. Similar to CP in that they have a power fantasy but completely realize it and will relish in the fact. Will gladly ruin your RP. Has an autistic level of knowledge on military jargon that they will never need IRL. If of serving age, they tried to enlist in their countries military but got turned away for medical reasons. Will have a breakdown if you even hint that OTA can fail.
Enslaved Vortigaunt - Absolute weirdo. Is either a complete sadist, or a masochist, no inbetween. Have an autistic obsession with Half Life lore. Might as well have borderline personality disorder. Can be absolutely serious and logical in one second and then turn into a literal retarded mess in another. Will pretend to be your friend but secretly hates your guts.
Freed Vortigaunt - Also a weirdo, but is self absorbed about it. Will do the craziest shit in your server and then freak out if you object to it. Also autistic about Half Life, but specifically about vortigaunts. Have Vortigaunt ERPed at least once in their time in HL2RP. Will leave your server if you PK their Vortigaunt, no exceptions.
Civil Worker's Union - Actual bonafide beta. The biggest pushover in the community. Whether they cry and complain or sit in silence, they crumple under any resistance. Will likely get banned for something they didn't do and then fail to get their ban appealed. May or may not be a complete sicko IRL (pedo, dog-fucker, etc) but will likely get accused of being as such anyways.
Civil Medical Union - This person is the biggest slut in the community, but will try to hide it by being "classy" or "edgy". Is constantly horny 25/7 and very likely pansexual because they'll ERP with any character and attempt to sext with literally anyone in the community, even under-18s. Despite this, they are usually good at RP, but to a fault as they will spend hours of your time doing paragraph long Medical RP. Even with such an extensive knowledge of medical however, they seemingly don't know how to roleplay pain.
Civil/City Administration - The most self-absorbed person in the server. They think they are the absolute best players in the community, but despite being in their position, they have no clue how to roleplay a social interaction, and perhaps the most uncharismatic when it comes to speeches and leadership. Will try to ERP with Civil Protection characters, but never for a narrative. They are guaranteed to only do so to get off and you'll be able to tell. Have the memory of a goldfish. Strangely knowledgable in math.
Xen Creatures - Either incredibly quiet, or incredibly loud, no inbetween. Actual psychopaths who have guro fetishes, and will go into extreme detail as they rip your character apart. Will powergame like a motherfucker so they don't feel like an NPC. On forums, they'll complain about anyone who has a character picture that doesn't look sad, angry, dirty, or stressed because they aren't "realistic" enough.
Bird/Scanner Whitelist - These people are NEVER in a server to RP, no matter how much they say they are. They are minges in disguise.
Loyalist - This was that kid who flexed in school how much they love drama but will completely fail and start crying at any sign of confrontation. No power fantasy, but will backstab you IRL to get their way. Absolutely manipulative people. Never trust them. If you call them out on their shit (like you should) they will flip out and threaten to leave the server.
Business Owners - Vindictive to a tee. Will be your best bro if you support them and their endeavors in the community, but will become your worst enemy if you go against them. They WILL fuck you over, and hard. This is that guy who looks like a pushover nerd IRL but can destroy your life if you fuck with them. Despite all this, you need to keep checks on them because they'll amass a cult following in your community and then use it to dominate the server if you ignore them.
Anti-Citizens/Rebels - On the outside they seem like chill individuals who are great friends, and this is partially true, but they are absolutely unhinged. Either completely retarded, or fucking insane. Will try to avoid any form of accountability or responsibility, and will weasel their way out of any accusation if you let them. If they are part of the largest rebel group, always assume that they have at least 3 or more close friends in the community as part of a group. These people came with them to the server, and are planning to fuck over your server completely. Will defend each other no matter how wrong they are. 50% chance that rap is their favorite genre of music/
Civil Protection - Are not over the age of 20. The quiet/awkward kid in school who has huge power fantasies, but is too scared to be labelled edgy in RP so they'll pull the "My character has issues
" card and then call you a shit roleplayer if you expose them on this. Whether they flip out, or try to act smug, they will seethe inside if you make fun of Civil Protection players or the Civil Protection, but they deserve it. Loves Shower RP, Lunch RP, training RP, internal re-education RP, and basically anything other than doing their job. Also likely a weeaboo.Overwatch Transhuman Arm - Got lost on the way to an ARMA 3 server. Doesn't even know what a roleplay is even if they claim to know, nor do they know how to RP. Similar to CP in that they have a power fantasy but completely realize it and will relish in the fact. Will gladly ruin your RP. Has an autistic level of knowledge on military jargon that they will never need IRL. If of serving age, they tried to enlist in their countries military but got turned away for medical reasons. Will have a breakdown if you even hint that OTA can fail.
Enslaved Vortigaunt - Absolute weirdo. Is either a complete sadist, or a masochist, no inbetween. Have an autistic obsession with Half Life lore. Might as well have borderline personality disorder. Can be absolutely serious and logical in one second and then turn into a literal retarded mess in another. Will pretend to be your friend but secretly hates your guts.
Freed Vortigaunt - Also a weirdo, but is self absorbed about it. Will do the craziest shit in your server and then freak out if you object to it. Also autistic about Half Life, but specifically about vortigaunts. Have Vortigaunt ERPed at least once in their time in HL2RP. Will leave your server if you PK their Vortigaunt, no exceptions.
Civil Worker's Union - Actual bonafide beta. The biggest pushover in the community. Whether they cry and complain or sit in silence, they crumple under any resistance. Will likely get banned for something they didn't do and then fail to get their ban appealed. May or may not be a complete sicko IRL (pedo, dog-fucker, etc) but will likely get accused of being as such anyways.
Civil Medical Union - This person is the biggest slut in the community, but will try to hide it by being "classy" or "edgy". Is constantly horny 25/7 and very likely pansexual because they'll ERP with any character and attempt to sext with literally anyone in the community, even under-18s. Despite this, they are usually good at RP, but to a fault as they will spend hours of your time doing paragraph long Medical RP. Even with such an extensive knowledge of medical however, they seemingly don't know how to roleplay pain.
Civil/City Administration - The most self-absorbed person in the server. They think they are the absolute best players in the community, but despite being in their position, they have no clue how to roleplay a social interaction, and perhaps the most uncharismatic when it comes to speeches and leadership. Will try to ERP with Civil Protection characters, but never for a narrative. They are guaranteed to only do so to get off and you'll be able to tell. Have the memory of a goldfish. Strangely knowledgable in math.
Xen Creatures - Either incredibly quiet, or incredibly loud, no inbetween. Actual psychopaths who have guro fetishes, and will go into extreme detail as they rip your character apart. Will powergame like a motherfucker so they don't feel like an NPC. On forums, they'll complain about anyone who has a character picture that doesn't look sad, angry, dirty, or stressed because they aren't "realistic" enough.
Bird/Scanner Whitelist - These people are NEVER in a server to RP, no matter how much they say they are. They are minges in disguise.
