Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization.
H-hey..I n-noticed you didn't put me i-in your super hot femchar's cool b-bio! *pushes index fingers together* I k-know we only r-roleplayed for 30 mins but could u do that p-pwease..? Thaanksss...
I was gonna go get my ration, but then I got high...I was gonna go do community service, but then I got high...NOW IM LOOTING TRASH-CANS AND I KNOW WHY, WHY-HEYY, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE--
MY NAME IS MUD, NOT BILLY JACK OR CLEET OR DENNIS MY NAME IS MUD, SO IVE BEEN TOLD; CAUSE IM THE MOST BORING SON OF A BITCH YOUVE EVER SEEN I DRESS IN BLUE YES NAVY BLUE IN HEAD TO TOE IM RATHER DRAB
If you want to be added as Jeffrey Dahmers' annoying roommates, possible love interests, or past murder victims, please message me, thangggssss!!! omg lub uuuu
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