You will never escape me

I was gonna go get my ration, but then I got high...I was gonna go do community service, but then I got high...NOW IM LOOTING TRASH-CANS AND I KNOW WHY, WHY-HEYY, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE--

MY NAME IS MUD, NOT BILLY JACK OR CLEET OR DENNIS MY NAME IS MUD, SO IVE BEEN TOLD; CAUSE IM THE MOST BORING SON OF A BITCH YOUVE EVER SEEN I DRESS IN BLUE YES NAVY BLUE IN HEAD TO TOE IM RATHER DRAB

Mr. Fujiwara? This morning you gave me a pink slip, employee of the month award, and Mother's Day card, all at the same time.

INCOMING: JEFFREY DAHMER CHARACTER BIO.

If you want to be added as Jeffrey Dahmers' annoying roommates, possible love interests, or past murder victims, please message me, thangggssss!!! omg lub uuuu

This might seem awkward to ask but I noticed your female character doesn't have my character as Attracted to after all we've been thru.. fix it?

I have a professional career in walking up to couples in my small little Mexican town with a cart full of roses, boxes of chocolates and bracelets late at night.

Eating people is the gift that keeps on giving.

We write as a hobby.

Justice for George
Justice for Asimo
Down with the Autarchy

I like looking up at people really menacingly while I'm eating at my office desk so they think I'm going to eat them next.

Add Hiroshi Yamamoto, what do you thnik og fhim?

NO MORE CHARACTER TRANSFER, LONG LIVE CITY 8 LOCAL POLICE, HOGO-BANZAI!
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キャラクターの転送はもう必要ありません。シティ 8 の地元警察万歳。私の一族万歳!

I LOVE the rain. I wish it rained everyday tbh.

Happy Shitposting Saturday!

Yknow who else suffers from dementia? Yknow who else
suuffers

Happy shitposting saturday! You know who else suffers from dementia? You know who else suffers from

Happy s

gm_bigcity

Get ready to lose some pounds! Get ready to get shot in front of a ditch! Get ready to be dipped in acid baths, but first it's gonna get taped!

BREENSPEED