Botulism

الله يرحم اسد الرافدين القاءد صدام حسين لاءنه الشجاع والكريم وقت المضايف وللزاءرين من الوافدين

Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization.

I'm a man of the people.

Why did Ultima and Neonity name their MCP characters after Rainer Braun and Annie Leonhart from Attack On Titan? Find out more at 7!

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THE CABAL HAS BEEN EXPOSED

IF YOU STEAL FROM THE COLLECTIVE FARM YOURE GETTING TEN YEARS IN THE GULAG YOU FUCKING KULAK

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams.

Oh, you play only femcops and loyalist femchars? OPINION DISCARDED.

H-hey..I n-noticed you didn't put me i-in your super hot femchar's cool b-bio! *pushes index fingers together* I k-know we only r-roleplayed for 30 mins but could u do that p-pwease..? Thaanksss...

Going to anthrocon for the food.

"Just let people have fun" bros when my fun is murdering and eating them.

You will never escape me

I was gonna go get my ration, but then I got high...I was gonna go do community service, but then I got high...NOW IM LOOTING TRASH-CANS AND I KNOW WHY, WHY-HEYY, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE IM HIGH, CAUSE--

MY NAME IS MUD, NOT BILLY JACK OR CLEET OR DENNIS MY NAME IS MUD, SO IVE BEEN TOLD; CAUSE IM THE MOST BORING SON OF A BITCH YOUVE EVER SEEN I DRESS IN BLUE YES NAVY BLUE IN HEAD TO TOE IM RATHER DRAB

Mr. Fujiwara? This morning you gave me a pink slip, employee of the month award, and Mother's Day card, all at the same time.

INCOMING: JEFFREY DAHMER CHARACTER BIO.

If you want to be added as Jeffrey Dahmers' annoying roommates, possible love interests, or past murder victims, please message me, thangggssss!!! omg lub uuuu

This might seem awkward to ask but I noticed your female character doesn't have my character as Attracted to after all we've been thru.. fix it?

I have a professional career in walking up to couples in my small little Mexican town with a cart full of roses, boxes of chocolates and bracelets late at night.