A Modest Proposal

[Deagantio]

Papa Deagantio's request to stop the frequent crashes: Give me ownership of the server and 25% of all donations. I will contact my connections in India to provide high-speed internet coverage without crashing. Also India is cool so it's good idea

You like idea?
Reply "cum" if yes
Reploy "cum" if no

 

[Benjideaula]

Approved!
post your credit card number (with expiration date and 3 numbers on back), your phone number, home address, and social security number in order to receive ownership of the server and a quarter of donation income.