Lost Coast Chanties
Radio Bob Approved
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"Only you can stop the Evil"
THE WHO:
Clampy, the beloved Combine symbol, who often shows up in my dreams to give me ideas, is the founding pillar of Willard Networks. While some may think Radio Bob is the quote-on-quote "official mascot" of WN, I think we all know it's a great misdirection from the true visage of perfection and other-worldly inspiration. Clampy is our great social guide, he is the human language to our Neanderthal selves. His vigilant eyes, scanning for any sign of mischief (just like the
THE WHY:
Clampy, in no uncertain terms, has seen fit to tell me that he is greatly disappointed by the lack of representation he is getting on Willard forums, which is home to all creative pursuits, as you are no doubt well aware. So great was his dissatisfaction, that he (once more in no uncertain terms), told me to ask for his implementation into the post reaction roster. While he has not disclosed what exactly he will do if his demand is not met, I think the implication, no matter how horrifically terrifying, is quite obvious.
Total annihilation.
THE WHEN:
Now and forever.
THE UPDATE
After three grueling days of work, Clampy has a full template with a separate background. Clampy posting is now a reality, and you should be afraid.
I present to you - Clampy 2 (Episode 1).
Comparison with Old Clampy (left)
Current members of the Clampyverse
Clampy React Image
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