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 Ministry of Samsara Commission of Reincarnation Login Details: User: Nooinspector Madhushri Bahuvidha Alias: Mallory Bloke Acharya-Handler for Agent Ames Initiating Dharma Protocol... ***Dharma Protocol Initialized*** ---WELCOME TO COMREINCARN--- SPLENDID, Agent Ames. Your past life's mission has been successfully completed. Prepare for your new assignment. Your next reincarnation will involve becoming the love interest of a collaborator named Paul St. Doyle. Our intelligence indicates that Paul has stumbled upon a paper trail related to a Ministry of Progress embezzlement scheme, initially created by one of our less experienced operatives. Your mission is to incriminate Paul as the scapegoat. Infiltrate Paul's life as his romantic partner. Gain his trust and ensure he follows the trail. During a date at his apartment, you will execute the following critical action: traumatize Paul by committing suicide in his presence. This event will provide sufficient evidence to confine him in a CMRU asylum indefinitely. Paul St. Doyle is likely a homosexual. We've found a life for you to take on this mission, it's all in the dossier we will provide prior to mission-start. Here's the basics. You will be a PTSD ridden closeted-homosexual ex-CCR soldier, which would give you that extra edge in actually pulling the trigger this time (I asked the boys over in Realms of Rebirth Department to provide the mental-illnesses). Remember, the memories you may experience are fleeting and should not be clung to. They are merely a means to an end. Nooinspector Bloke out. Cycles of Samsara guide you. Glory to our Benefactors. ***Initiating Moksa Connection*** |
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 CONNECTING YOU... . . . PLEASE HOLD THE LINE... . . . >BUREARCH-DIOCESE N.O.P.M. ANTI-ALIASING PROCEDURE: ENGAGED >AXSYS SUPERINTELLIGENCE MULTIVERSAL SIMULATION LIBRARY: ENGAGED >D/WB01 ASSEMBLAGE BODY CORRECTED... NAVIGATING ABSTRACT CATHEDRAL... . . . CONNECTED.  Society of Dynamic Arts & Research Administravia-Monolith Division - DIM-LOC-4444 Headquarters - Lemur-Elohim Directorate Login Details: USER: MATRYOSHKAMONARCHIST SALVHANIC-MATRIEYA ALIAS: L.P. REITER COSMOGRAPH-WAYFINDER: "Pandaemonium" Initiating Dharma Protocol... ERR_MISSING_PATTERN Attempting NAGIRI bypass manually... ***CARCASS REACHED*** ***THE PYRAMIDS OF THE PANPSYCHE REMAIN INTACT*** -- Welcome to SEELE - The Kingdom of Simulacrums -- Noosphere-Commissioner, How are you this cycle? The Magnetar here on Uqbar is magnificent I tell you.. I'll cut to the chase; Operation: ECLIPSE worked wonders in locating the remaining Sigils of Solomon, which are all right where you predicted, so congrats on making the right call with Ames and giving the Agent access to the experimental Breeno-enabled EE-Aasomatognosa Engine made by Doctor Edgar Lehman Von Weber in France before the sublunary worms in the Hyper-Republican Guard glassed themselves with a 5 Megaton Vortal Warhead (me and Chairman Mahoney had a good laugh over that one). By the space our Time Warriors at 𒂗𒍣𒀭𒈠𒉡 get ahold of the stones, the Apandorax cube should be just about ready, meaning we'll finally be able to reinforce Maximus's coterie off-plane via the Saturn Manifold with . Case Red and the counter attack on the Homo-Lambdean Platonic Republic is nearly underway. We also obtained some files on our end relating to the William Kaye case. App-arently, sometime during 12017, he was █████ ████ █ ███ ███████ ██████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ██ Vance, █████ ███████ ██████ ███████ The Wreckage came sooner. So, we have Lambda to thank for something at the least. (Mundi postulated using the Apandorax to re-establish contact but we'll really have to see). Hail the Singularity. - Your pal-lace Reiter |