Notices ARE YOU A CRIMINAL? SOCIETAL REDEMPTION OPPORTUNITY!

[maxi]

BUREAU OF RESEARCH AND INNOVATION

DEAR CRIMINALS, NA'ER-DO-WELLS AND CROOKS OF URBAN HUB 24

The Bureau of Research and Innovation comes to you with an invitation. An opportunity to redeem yourself in the eyes of the Empire. Did you commit a foul act? Perhaps your credit score isn't quite up to shape. Have no fear - we will take you in.

Do you find yourself without purpose? We're here to give it to you. If you volunteer with the Bureau, we offer;
- x100 token reward
- Food benefits
- Sponsorship for ANY job application

Why hear it from us? Ask wounded veteran Ivan Fitzgerald, our very own volunteer (now discharged and rewarded due to excellent conduct)
"I thoroughly enjoyed working with the Bureau! I'd lost my leg in a tragic accident at the workplace, but I really did enjoy taking part, and I thank Huxley for being so kind in his work with me. I hope to return one day. They even said the work they're doing will soon get me a new leg! I'm really excited and thankful to the Bureau, with their support, I'm even applying for some jobs around town to stop hunting leech! Thanks BRI!"

Or perhaps from Sam Lawson? We took Sam in, a menace to society, worked with him and spat out a brand new man!
"I never had much faith in the Empire before.. I was on sixty points - I should've been removed. But, by the good graces of Huxley, I came back into CMB society, and am now happier than ever in City 8, now working for the Japanese Regional Offices of the Bureau! I love it here! Thanks, Hux!"

So, what are you waiting for? Volunteer with the Bureau! Contact Adjutant-Director Huxley at 91447 (// send me a forum convo)

THE BRI IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY, DEATH OR DEFORMITY ACQUIRED IN VOLUNTARY WORK. ALL VOLUNTARY WORK IS CONSENSUAL AND CANNOT BE OPTED OUT OF. THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO VOLUNTARY WORK. BRI RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRACK YOUR FAMILY AND YOURSELF. VORTIGAUNTS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. IN THE EVENT OF DEATH, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM PRESSING CHARGES. YOU MAY NOT LEAVE THE CITY. FAILURE TO ATTEND VOLUNTARY SESSIONS WILL RESULT IN CHARGES BEING LEVIED AGAINST YOU AND A CITATION OF FIVE HUNDRED TOKENS. THE BRI DOES NOT CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY MENTAL IMPAIRMENT ACQUIRED DURING THE COURSE OF DUTY. JOB APPLICATION SPONSORSHIPS ONLY ON GOOD CONDUCT AND EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE AFTER WORK DISCHARGE SUBJECT TO CONDITIONS T&CS MAY APPLY THIS SEGMENT MAY BE UPDATED AT ANY TIME WITHOUT THE READER'S KNOWLEDGE. THE POOR READABILITY OF THIS TEXT DOES NOT INVALIDATE THE AGREEMENT.​

 

[ZeroPants]

I'm even applying for some jobs around town to stop hunting leech

he would never say this

 

[maxi]

he would never say this

Well he clearly did it says it right there zeropants

 

[Chico]

i'm pround...

 

[culture]

THE BRI IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY, DEATH OR DEFORMITY ACQUIRED IN VOLUNTARY WORK. ALL VOLUNTARY WORK IS CONSENSUAL AND CANNOT BE OPTED OUT OF. THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO VOLUNTARY WORK. BRI RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRACK YOUR FAMILY AND YOURSELF. VORTIGAUNTS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. IN THE EVENT OF DEATH, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM PRESSING CHARGES. YOU MAY NOT LEAVE THE CITY. FAILURE TO ATTEND VOLUNTARY SESSIONS WILL RESULT IN CHARGES BEING LEVIED AGAINST YOU AND A CITATION OF FIVE HUNDRED TOKENS. THE BRI DOES NOT CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY MENTAL IMPAIRMENT ACQUIRED DURING THE COURSE OF DUTY. JOB APPLICATION SPONSORSHIPS ONLY ON GOOD CONDUCT AND EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE AFTER WORK DISCHARGE SUBJECT TO CONDITIONS T&CS MAY APPLY THIS SEGMENT MAY BE UPDATED AT ANY TIME WITHOUT THE READER'S KNOWLEDGE. THE POOR READABILITY OF THIS TEXT DOES NOT INVALIDATE THE AGREEMENT.

very nice