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Radio Bob Approved
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Brothers of Bob

For he does Approve!
May his light shine your path. Through darkness rises the light. Glory to his name, Radio Bob. The Father.
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Found deep below the surface of the decerped city, a group forms to worship the mighty effigy of Radio Bob. A local legend of City 24 and the giver of drinks. As it is said, "Thy shall be blessed with a drink from the one true God, Radio Bob, if he hath approved.". The motives of this peculiar group is unclear, but one thing is certain. They are true belivers.
Parish:
Priests: Edward Eichorst
Knights:
Brothers:
Believers:
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For he does Approve!
May his light shine your path. Through darkness rises the light. Glory to his name, Radio Bob. The Father.
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Found deep below the surface of the decerped city, a group forms to worship the mighty effigy of Radio Bob. A local legend of City 24 and the giver of drinks. As it is said, "Thy shall be blessed with a drink from the one true God, Radio Bob, if he hath approved.". The motives of this peculiar group is unclear, but one thing is certain. They are true belivers.
Parish:
Priests: Edward Eichorst
Knights:
Brothers:
Believers:
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Radio Bob the mighty! Radio Bob the unerring! Radio Bob the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of the Radio, created of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Radio Bob cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of humanity! The future of us!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Radio Bob is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Combine take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
Terrible and powerful Radio Bob! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! you walked among us, oh Radio Bob, not as god, but as man!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of the Radio, created of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Radio Bob cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of humanity! The future of us!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Radio Bob is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Combine take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
Terrible and powerful Radio Bob! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! you walked among us, oh Radio Bob, not as god, but as man!
