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SignUp Now!| ATTENTION USER: Chairman Wyatt Callaway |
| YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH: FIRST COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: SELECTION OF 15 OUT OF 16 REASONS FOR NEGATIVE LIVING EXPERIENCE FACTORS SECOND COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: EXCITEMENT IN THE STATE OF PAIN IS UNLIKELY FOR YOUR PROFILE FIRST COUNT OF V507, NON-COMPLIANCE, ANTI-MCP SENTIMENT: [FRENCH PEOPLE AND THE MCP] SELECTED FOR NEGATIVE FACTORS |
CIVIL PROTECTION IS INFORMED OF STATUS. DOCUMENTATION SUSPENDED. RESULTS SAVED. LOCAL MINISTRY OF CIVIL PROTECTION BRANCH INFORMED. |
ATTENTION USER: Chairman Wyatt Callaway
YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH:
FIRST COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: SELECTION OF 15 OUT OF 16 REASONS FOR NEGATIVE LIVING EXPERIENCE FACTORS
SECOND COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: EXCITEMENT IN THE STATE OF PAIN IS UNLIKELY FOR YOUR PROFILE
FIRST COUNT OF V507, NON-COMPLIANCE, ANTI-MCP SENTIMENT: [FRENCH PEOPLE AND THE MCP] SELECTED FOR NEGATIVE FACTORS
CIVIL PROTECTION IS INFORMED OF STATUS. DOCUMENTATION SUSPENDED. RESULTS SAVED. LOCAL MINISTRY OF CIVIL PROTECTION BRANCH INFORMED.

| ATTENTION USER: Takeo Nakamura |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: TWO KILLOGRAMS OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT TWO LITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
LOCAL CMU BRANCH INFORMED OF YOUR POOR PHYSICAL STATE. LOCAL MINISTRY OF CIVIL PROTECTION BRANCH INFORMED OF YOUR ISSUES WITH OFFICER CORRUPTION. PREPARE FOR INTERROGATION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Leocadio Orencio Bielsa |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 1 KILLOGRAM OF APPLE FLAVORED PASTE 750 MILLILITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
LOCAL STANDARD FORCES BRANCH INFORMED OF YOUR INABILITY TO PERFORM WELL UNDER PAIN AND DURESS. LOCAL SECURITY COUNCIL INFORMED OF YOUR DISSATISFACTION WITH LOCAL AUTHORITY. LOCAL PROTECTION TEAMS ADVISED TO CONSCRIPT YOU FOR NECROTIC DISPOSAL. |
| ATTENTION USER: Stephanie Roberts |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 500 GRAMMS OF BANANA FLAVORED PASTE 1 KILLOGRAM OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 50 MILLIGRAMS OF ARTIFICIAL FUN 20 LITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE |
LOCAL INDUSTRIAL WORKERS BRANCH INFORMED OF YOUR DISTASTE FOR RATIONS. FOREMAN INSTRUCTED TO INSTALL A 20 LITER COOLER IN YOUR CLINIC. WORKERS RECOMMENDED TO CONFISCATE YOUR PRODUCED VEGETABLES FOR EXAMINATION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Henry Earnshaw |
| YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH: FIRST COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, INCORRECT INPUTS: FAILURE TO SELECT OPTION 1 (NONE) DUE TO INDUSTRIAL WORKER OCCUPATION SECOND COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: DRINKING NOTHING BUT COFFEE IS UNLIKELY TO SUSTAIN LIFE FOR PROLONGED PERIODS OF TIME THIRD COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY INPUTS: WILLINGNESS TO JOIN STANDARD FORCES WHILE REFUSING TO HARM A CITIZEN UNDER ORDERS IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY |
CIVIL PROTECTION IS CONVERGING TO YOUR LOCATION. PREPARE FOR DOCUMENTATION AND PROSECUTION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Laureli Ainsley |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 750 GRAMS OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 750 MILLILETERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
LOCAL MEDICAL CLINIC INFORMED OF YOUR MENTAL INSTABILITY AND LACK OF HOUSING. MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS RECOMMENDED IMMEDIATE CONFISCATION OF NON-CANNED WATER AND PROCURED MEATS WITH COMPULSORY THERAPY SESSIONS AND IMMEDIATE CONSCRIPTION INTO STANDARD FORCES. LOCAL RECRUITERS INFORMED OF POOR PERFORMANCE UNDER PAIN AND DURESS. |
| ATTENTION USER: Zhao Lian |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: N/A |
RESULTS SAVED. DATAFILE UPDATED. FIVE RATION UNITS DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BLOCK. LOCAL CIVIL PROTECTION BRANCH RECOMMENDED IMMEDIATE CITIZEN RELOCATION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Elsa Becker |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 2 KILOGRAMS OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 2 LITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
LOCAL MEDICAL CLINIC INFORMED OF YOUR ISSUE WITH MAGICAL THINKING. LOCAL STANDARD FORCES BRANCH INFORMED OF YOUR INABILITY TO PERFORM WELL UNDER PAIN AND DURESS. CIVIL PROTECTION COMMAND INFORMED OF POSSIBLE JOINT FILMING VENTURES. |
| ATTENTION USER: Brian Postman |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 1 KILOGRAM OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 1 KILOGRAM OF QUALITY GRADE MEAT 2 LITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
PREPARE FOR PRIORITY ASSIGNMENT. EDUCATE LOCAL DISTRICT ON TRANSHUMANISATION. COOPERATE WITH CAMPAIGN OF OBEDIENCE OFFICIALS TO SPREAD CULTIVATION IDEAS TO POPULACE. |
| ATTENTION USER: Michael McNeil |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: N/A |
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO PARTAKE IN THE TRANSHUMANISATION PROGRAM. CIVIL PROTECTION IS CONVERGING TO YOUR LOCATION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Daniel Mayhew |
| YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH: FIRST COUNT OF V288, NON-SANCTIONED PARTNERSHIP, DISPLAY OF AFFECTION: [I WANT 2 FUK L0L] SELECTED FOR NEGATIVE LIVING EXPERIENCE FACTORS FIRST COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, SWEARING IN QUERY: [I WANT 2 FUK L0L] SELECTED FOR NEGATIVE LIVING EXPERIENCE FACTORS SECOND COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, UNLIKELY OUTPUTS: YOU ARE NOT A GOOD CITIZEN |
PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE DEMOTION TO TIER-2. CIVIL PROTECTION IS CONVERGING TO YOUR LOCATION. PREPARE FOR DOCUMENTATION AND PROSECUTION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Richard Johnson |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: N/A |
ONE MEDIUM COUPON SENT TO THE REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER. LOCAL STANDARD FORCES BRANCH INFORMED OF POSSIBLE RECRUITMENT INTO PENAL BATALLION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Solid Snake |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: N/A |
MISCOUNT STATUS APPLIED. CIVIL PROTECTION IS CONVERGING TO YOUR LOCATION. |
| ATTENTION USER: Ra'hll Herksuhn Vvartshorne |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 750 GRAMS OF STANDARD PASTE 750 MILLILITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
ANTI-FATIGUE RATION IS NOW 7 MILLIGRAMS. |
| ATTENTION USER: Raymond de Linzac |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 1 KILOGRAM OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 1 KILOGRAM OF QUALITY GRADE MEAT 1 LITER OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE 800 GRAMS OF COFFEE POWDER ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE RE-ASSIGNMENT TO THE PULSE WEAPON PROGRAM. COOPERATE WITH RELOCATED COLLEAGUES FROM CITY 57 AND CITY 36. CODENAME: PROJECT PAC-03. |
| ATTENTION USER: Raymond Sutarga Salamir |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: 1 KILOGRAM OF FACTORY GRADE MEAT 1 KILOGRAM OF QUALITY GRADE MEAT 2 LITERS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE ONE MEDIUM COUPON |
PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE RE-ASSIGNMENT TO THE RATION PROGRAM. TEMPORARY RELOCATION TO CITY 70 SCHEDULED. COOPERATE WITH COLLEAGUES ON WATER PURIFICATION AND MEAT CLONING VENTURES. |
| ATTENTION USER: Sasnia Pielara |
| YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH: N/A |
YOU HAVE BEEN DESIGNATED FOR CONTRACT TERMINATION DUE TO ADMITTED SELF-SUPPLYING. PREPARE FOR CONSCRIPTION INTO STANDARD FORCES. YOUR COMMANDERS HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR ALCOHOLIC TENDENCIES. |
| ATTENTION USER: Damian Idris Osmond |
| YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH: FIRST COUNT OF V30, IMPROPER FUNCTION, INCORRECT INPUTS: FAILURE TO SELECT OPTION 1 (NONE) DUE TO INDUSTRIAL WORKER OCCUPATION |
RECOMMENDED DAILY INTAKE OF FOUR 500 MILLIGRAM CANS OF DR>BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE TO AID IN INFORMATION COMPREHENSION. TIER PRESERVED TO MAINTAIN INDUSTRIAL OVERSIGHT OVER LOCAL QUOTA. |