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City 'Fuckedy'-Four
In the "Lands of Memedor", Glasgow, after the Seven Hour War, saw an immediate NED & CHAV uprising from multiple Glasgow Young Teams. They stormed the invasion force with their unlimited supply of butter knifes, scaring off entire strider legions in the process.
Mass formations of synthetic infantry that the Combine utilised to attack Glasgow had gone through an even deadlier form of House-to-House Combat. A fate worse than Stalingrad. Masses of Celtic and Rangers fans have put aside their differences, letting out mighty war cries of their football club anthems: It was said that the chav footsoldiers could not be killed - their panther jumpers, white-lined trackies and adidas trainers giving them near immortality and nigh-invincibility to dark matter pulse rounds.
"OOOHHHH-AAAAAAYYYY, OOOOHAYYY, OH-AY, OH AYYYYYYYY" the cries are yelped aloud, filling the streets with sonic echoes that disable gunships mid flight. It was stated that this even collapsed the above portal storm which funnelled in on itself.
Glasgow is the main rebel HQ throughout the entirety of the planet... where young teams, footbaw teams (and remnants of the rugby teams that getting get slaughtered in the crossfire), make a mighty last stand.
Somehow, Glasgow faces a strange outbreak of the COVID virus, which keeps the masses of neds in check. Many of its inhabitants talk that the city smells, or rather reeks of impoverishment and starvation, despite the never-ending fish & chips ration terminals.
On the Combine's loyalist end of the city, Greggs has been officially decreed as the main City Administrator's office of civil affairs. ASDA has been transformed into the city's main distribution centre for all the rations... and one of the only cities in the entire planet to ban alcohol, even as far as banning 2% alcohol from TESCOS, as it caused so much unrest and irreparable damage to the modern buildings of Glasgow - that being the BBC HQ - now the NEXUS of the Civil Protection.
C.H.A.V. Occupation Zone
The Clyde Heights Allied Vagrant's Occupation Zone within central Glasgow is the area of operations that all the Glasgow neds & chavs ensure total control of the captured population. It is said that hideous recruitment processes are enacted by forcing those among them to speak in a rather highly-pitched and dreadful dialect. It is all but alien to the Civil Protection forces trying to keep the peace.
The chav recruits are forced to strike en-masse, topping their mass-numbers to charge lines of half-broken ice cream trucks used as field-maintained APCs by the Combine. They were recently captured trophies from an earlier event known as "The Ice Cream Wars" where it is decreed as a Chav-Team Civil War for the remaining ice cream after the invasion. It is said that all Ben & Jerrys were lost during such a battle.
"Wee Man's" Battalion
The 2nd leader of the CHAV zone, codenamed "Wee man", his lacking height is made up by his brutality and anger towards the union forces, often opting for torture through forced drug use to MPF forces.
"Shug's" Ice-Cream Truck Mechanised Unit
"Shug", the Leader of the biggest anti-citizen collective in western scotland aka glasgow, armed himself with the bird and a ferocious amount of "I deh gee a rats ass, mate" protects one of the only known entrances into the chav zone.
"Scud's" Word-ae-mouth Intelligence Unit
"Scud" The intelligence behind CHAV a former joiner at a local college, he just so happens to be WEE MANS uncle and a smart man, planning most of the operations. He somehow manages to get his intel half way across the city from chavs screaming very loudly through an incredibly huge, hand-crafted-metal-pipe in a line formation stretching across from the bridges to the pipe centre.
In the "Lands of Memedor", Glasgow, after the Seven Hour War, saw an immediate NED & CHAV uprising from multiple Glasgow Young Teams. They stormed the invasion force with their unlimited supply of butter knifes, scaring off entire strider legions in the process.
Mass formations of synthetic infantry that the Combine utilised to attack Glasgow had gone through an even deadlier form of House-to-House Combat. A fate worse than Stalingrad. Masses of Celtic and Rangers fans have put aside their differences, letting out mighty war cries of their football club anthems: It was said that the chav footsoldiers could not be killed - their panther jumpers, white-lined trackies and adidas trainers giving them near immortality and nigh-invincibility to dark matter pulse rounds.
"OOOHHHH-AAAAAAYYYY, OOOOHAYYY, OH-AY, OH AYYYYYYYY" the cries are yelped aloud, filling the streets with sonic echoes that disable gunships mid flight. It was stated that this even collapsed the above portal storm which funnelled in on itself.
Glasgow is the main rebel HQ throughout the entirety of the planet... where young teams, footbaw teams (and remnants of the rugby teams that getting get slaughtered in the crossfire), make a mighty last stand.
Somehow, Glasgow faces a strange outbreak of the COVID virus, which keeps the masses of neds in check. Many of its inhabitants talk that the city smells, or rather reeks of impoverishment and starvation, despite the never-ending fish & chips ration terminals.
On the Combine's loyalist end of the city, Greggs has been officially decreed as the main City Administrator's office of civil affairs. ASDA has been transformed into the city's main distribution centre for all the rations... and one of the only cities in the entire planet to ban alcohol, even as far as banning 2% alcohol from TESCOS, as it caused so much unrest and irreparable damage to the modern buildings of Glasgow - that being the BBC HQ - now the NEXUS of the Civil Protection.
C.H.A.V. Occupation Zone
The Clyde Heights Allied Vagrant's Occupation Zone within central Glasgow is the area of operations that all the Glasgow neds & chavs ensure total control of the captured population. It is said that hideous recruitment processes are enacted by forcing those among them to speak in a rather highly-pitched and dreadful dialect. It is all but alien to the Civil Protection forces trying to keep the peace.
The chav recruits are forced to strike en-masse, topping their mass-numbers to charge lines of half-broken ice cream trucks used as field-maintained APCs by the Combine. They were recently captured trophies from an earlier event known as "The Ice Cream Wars" where it is decreed as a Chav-Team Civil War for the remaining ice cream after the invasion. It is said that all Ben & Jerrys were lost during such a battle.
"Wee Man's" Battalion
The 2nd leader of the CHAV zone, codenamed "Wee man", his lacking height is made up by his brutality and anger towards the union forces, often opting for torture through forced drug use to MPF forces.
"Shug's" Ice-Cream Truck Mechanised Unit
"Shug", the Leader of the biggest anti-citizen collective in western scotland aka glasgow, armed himself with the bird and a ferocious amount of "I deh gee a rats ass, mate" protects one of the only known entrances into the chav zone.
"Scud's" Word-ae-mouth Intelligence Unit
"Scud" The intelligence behind CHAV a former joiner at a local college, he just so happens to be WEE MANS uncle and a smart man, planning most of the operations. He somehow manages to get his intel half way across the city from chavs screaming very loudly through an incredibly huge, hand-crafted-metal-pipe in a line formation stretching across from the bridges to the pipe centre.
