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Writer. Accountant. Hustler.

Born to an impoverished yet dedicated would-be Hoxhaist couple, Shehu began his career as a young writer within one of the few aspiring newspaper offices in the outskirts of Tirana. It didn't take long for him to be sacked on account of his foul mouth and reactionary-like behavior after numerous complaints and suspicions, his Party-affiliated uncle saving him from the clutches of a cruel beating and a jail stint.
Hustling is all he's known from there on. Where there's people, there's money. He's entered and left a cell numerous times, always managing to avoid longer sentences due to his tight relationship with the local Communist Party organs.
Then came the war. He did his part by pawning off supplies to the Kosovo Liberation Army against "those filthy pre-ascensionist dogs" - something he still boasts about to this day. Even long after the war ended, he made his bones and sold what he could.
The portal storms and the subsequent invasion didn't stop him in his monetary conquest.