Joltastic
Enemy of the State
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2022
- Messages
- 35
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- #1
Robert Iancu
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-APPEARANCE- A tall, lanky and unbelievably skinny Citizen with short hair with shaved sides. He sports a dirty, torn citizen’s jumpsuit that is riddled with stains of questionable origin. He speaks in a thick, eastern accent and still has particular qualms with the English language.-BASIC INFORMATION- NAME: Iancu RobertALIAS: Fixer, Seven NICKNAMES: Bobby, Bobby Barman CID: #15656 GENDER: Male AGE: 26 DATE OF BIRTH: UNKNOWN NATIONALITY: Romanian PLACE OF BIRTH: Formerly Bucharest, Romania – Currently City 27 CURRENT LOCATION: City 24 EDUCATION: Homeschooled OCCUPATION: Barman at "The Wormhole: The Slummer's Dive Bar" -PSYCHOLOGICAL INFORMATION- Mental state: On edge. Subject’s psyche has notable fortitude due to hard circumstances endured throughout life. Still, he harbors deep revenge fantasies against any who wrong him outright. He bottles them up most of the time, and tends to eventually express these suppressed feelings in fits of rage that cloud his judgement significantly. Subject has recently developed a habit for subterfuge and keeping up appearances in spite of the troubles surrounding him. He nevertheless feels like a cornered animal: frightened, but unwilling to go down without a fight. Mental disabilities: None. Key personal traits: Blunt. Vindictive. Idealistic. Outgoing. Secretive. -FAMILY- Mother: Iancu, Maria | Status: DEAD | Overworked to an early grave in City 27. Father: Iancu, Vladimir | Status: UNKNOWN | Last seen boarding train to Nova Prospekt. Siblings: None. Family Cohesion: None. |
-FACTION RELATIONS-
Admires/Respects/Distrusts/Dislikes/Hates/Fears
Combine
“Occupants. Rulers. Enforcers. ‘Benefactors’? Bunch of bullshet.”
Citizens
“Some good, some bad. Some inbetween. All cogs in dha Combine machine. . .Hey, I think dhat rhymes!”
Loyalists
Robert ushers no response. He merely dips his head to a side and spits on the ground before him.
Slummers
“My kind of peapol, Har-ar! ‘Cept dha rats and snitches. Plenty rats and snitches.”
Civil Worker’s Union
“Dhey vork. Vhat else to do? Search trash? No no no. . .too much kompetition, dhen. Some care more about vork dhan peapol. Some bootlick, and rat on each odher to pigs. To dhis I say. . .”
He proceeds to perform a derogatory gesture using his fist and elbow.
Civil Medical Union
“Who? Dhey’re never dhere vhen I need dhem.”
Vortigaunts
“Never liked Xen things. Ugly kunts, all. But dhey have something about dhem. . .Dhey, ergh, Vhat’s dha vord. . .Vise, da. Vise. Heard dhey do magic too. Like, holee shet, magic! And, opposed to tentacled and barnacled and headhumper cousin, dhey don’t vant to eat me!”
Civil Protection
“Good pig is dead pig. Even ‘kind’ pig. But. . .erghh. . . I can't do anything 'bout dhat. For now.”
Overwatch Transhuman Arm
“Dhey’re D-...Different.”
Resistance
“Seen some ‘round. Good peapol. Free peapol. Most I’ve seen, though. . .”
He gulps.
“Dead peapol.”
He takes a brief pause before speaking on.
“Some say is better to die free than live like slave, though.”
-RELATIONSHIPS-
Admires/Respects/Friend/Acquaintance/Distrusts/Dislikes/Hates/Fears/Deceased
Victor Sidorov
“Broder from a russian mother! Vik’s good man. Good frend of mine. Big shot, too. Big social credit, big money. Has job, has good clothes, doesn’t squat. He is still slummer at heart, though. Shame he got relokated.”
Emanuel Bogza
“My romanian broder! Me, him and Vik are eastern bloc broders. Ve see eye to eye. Manuel’s old scab, but has many experience. Shame he got relokated.”
Benedikt Bauman
“Ah, dha kraut. Kraut fine. Good man, showed me all good trash spots after relokation to 24. Still, after all dhat’s happened, I have…ergh…veird feeling about him. I think he’s kind to break under pressure. I think he may have ratted on Mika dhat day. Not sure, though. Haven't seen him a while. Prolly got relokated. Hope he ok.”
Mikaela
“Mika is resourceful voman and biznizz associate. She give me good shet for trash. She also give me food sometimes. She is my oldest remaining friend in dhis city, and is alvays villing to help.”
Wildcard
“Resourceful voman. Aktion driven. Good. Alvays need people like dhis."
Nils Oskar
"Nils might have loyalist armband, but Nils solid guy. I trust him. Funny guy, too! Harhar!"
Superman
"How dha fuck is soupman still alive after antlion attack, I have no idea. He's man of steel, indeed. Kould use him for vhat's komin. Kould use everybody."
Abelardo
"Amigo's kompetent, and on dha right side. Eager to vork vith him more, if I don't get vake up kall in shape of bullet before. He's proven himself in my eyes."
Jonathan Douglas
"Boss-man is biznizz boss-man. I don't know how to feel about boss-man. On one side, I hate paying rent. On odher side, he seems ok. Something tells me he on right side too, but I kan't just ask. Boss-man hard to read. He learnt to hide feelings about Kombine. I get it. Vouldn't be dhat high up in food chain if he didn't."
ECHO-65
"Dhat. . .thing. I thought robo-kunts didn't feel, but it laughed. It got kicks out of frightening me. I still have bad dreams about it. . ."
Rook
"I know vhat I signed up for. I know he fights for good kause too. But I kan't help but feel dhat he vas one dhat got me involved in all dhis bullshet, whoever he is. My life is like stack of kards vaiting to krumble. I vonder if he even kares."
Admires/Respects/Distrusts/Dislikes/Hates/Fears
Combine
“Occupants. Rulers. Enforcers. ‘Benefactors’? Bunch of bullshet.”
Citizens
“Some good, some bad. Some inbetween. All cogs in dha Combine machine. . .Hey, I think dhat rhymes!”
Loyalists
Robert ushers no response. He merely dips his head to a side and spits on the ground before him.
Slummers
“My kind of peapol, Har-ar! ‘Cept dha rats and snitches. Plenty rats and snitches.”
Civil Worker’s Union
“Dhey vork. Vhat else to do? Search trash? No no no. . .too much kompetition, dhen. Some care more about vork dhan peapol. Some bootlick, and rat on each odher to pigs. To dhis I say. . .”
He proceeds to perform a derogatory gesture using his fist and elbow.
Civil Medical Union
“Who? Dhey’re never dhere vhen I need dhem.”
Vortigaunts
“Never liked Xen things. Ugly kunts, all. But dhey have something about dhem. . .Dhey, ergh, Vhat’s dha vord. . .Vise, da. Vise. Heard dhey do magic too. Like, holee shet, magic! And, opposed to tentacled and barnacled and headhumper cousin, dhey don’t vant to eat me!”
Civil Protection
“Good pig is dead pig. Even ‘kind’ pig. But. . .erghh. . . I can't do anything 'bout dhat. For now.”
Overwatch Transhuman Arm
“Dhey’re D-...Different.”
Resistance
“Seen some ‘round. Good peapol. Free peapol. Most I’ve seen, though. . .”
He gulps.
“Dead peapol.”
He takes a brief pause before speaking on.
“Some say is better to die free than live like slave, though.”
-RELATIONSHIPS-
Admires/Respects/Friend/Acquaintance/Distrusts/Dislikes/Hates/Fears/Deceased
Victor Sidorov
“Broder from a russian mother! Vik’s good man. Good frend of mine. Big shot, too. Big social credit, big money. Has job, has good clothes, doesn’t squat. He is still slummer at heart, though. Shame he got relokated.”
Emanuel Bogza
“My romanian broder! Me, him and Vik are eastern bloc broders. Ve see eye to eye. Manuel’s old scab, but has many experience. Shame he got relokated.”
Benedikt Bauman
“Ah, dha kraut. Kraut fine. Good man, showed me all good trash spots after relokation to 24. Still, after all dhat’s happened, I have…ergh…veird feeling about him. I think he’s kind to break under pressure. I think he may have ratted on Mika dhat day. Not sure, though. Haven't seen him a while. Prolly got relokated. Hope he ok.”
Mikaela
“Mika is resourceful voman and biznizz associate. She give me good shet for trash. She also give me food sometimes. She is my oldest remaining friend in dhis city, and is alvays villing to help.”
Wildcard
“Resourceful voman. Aktion driven. Good. Alvays need people like dhis."
Nils Oskar
"Nils might have loyalist armband, but Nils solid guy. I trust him. Funny guy, too! Harhar!"
Superman
"How dha fuck is soupman still alive after antlion attack, I have no idea. He's man of steel, indeed. Kould use him for vhat's komin. Kould use everybody."
Abelardo
"Amigo's kompetent, and on dha right side. Eager to vork vith him more, if I don't get vake up kall in shape of bullet before. He's proven himself in my eyes."
Jonathan Douglas
"Boss-man is biznizz boss-man. I don't know how to feel about boss-man. On one side, I hate paying rent. On odher side, he seems ok. Something tells me he on right side too, but I kan't just ask. Boss-man hard to read. He learnt to hide feelings about Kombine. I get it. Vouldn't be dhat high up in food chain if he didn't."
ECHO-65
"Dhat. . .thing. I thought robo-kunts didn't feel, but it laughed. It got kicks out of frightening me. I still have bad dreams about it. . ."
Rook
"I know vhat I signed up for. I know he fights for good kause too. But I kan't help but feel dhat he vas one dhat got me involved in all dhis bullshet, whoever he is. My life is like stack of kards vaiting to krumble. I vonder if he even kares."
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