Heyooooo

[Chara HamSlapper]

heyo im chara hamslapper, been doing half life roleplay for years at this point. i tend to play as carrie osullivan, the best damn garbage diver this side of europe youve ever had the pleasure to lay eyes on. the woman who will strive to search what others turn their backs on for riches. the woman who, with any luck, will establish a communion of cellophane, worshippers to the garbage. devotees to the way of the trash. stench as holy incense to humble the soul. those who dare hold themselves at higher standards are doomed to one day drown within the ocean of cellophane whilst believers ride these waves with ease, knowing mother garbage looks over them and smiles. those who embrace the mother may never go hungry, never go thristy and never go hopeless, for the garbage holds the tools if one can scavenge the mother's gifts. garbage is a constant in life, eternally giving to the willing.


im also a pretty big fan of the lisa games and all the cool fangames of it, one of them inspired me to seek out making a cult of garbage worship. so far it hasnt gone too well but ill get there eventually. also hi

 

[AdamCF]

Pretty sure I recognise you from somewhere.

 

[araskes]

woohoo smelly carrie

 

[Silver]

hello there!

 

[Atle]

 

[Wraygun]

Terranova!

Welcome.