How to function like a normal human being.

[Equinox]

Here, I gave you something to do.

i literally live in a living space the size of a closet. cleaning my """"""room"""""" takes 5 minutes at most. i want to go home.

 

[QuantumLegacy]

sorry but you should have put in there at the end of it. "If you're adopted and depressed then you're shit out of luck".

 

[Zyke]

equinox.... im worried for your mental health...

 

[AdamCF]

Time to see how much of a functioning human being I am!

Trim and Maintain your nails

I just bite my nails

Clean your ears

It’s not like anyone’s gonna be licking munch ears and testing for how clean they are... if they work, I’m happy.

Wash your face twice a day

Why tho? Idgaf about oil and shit

BRUSH. YOUR. TEETH

Just don’t speak, like I do.

Trim your facial hair

k

Shower

For some reason I skipped this, but I haven’t showered in a week...

Wear Deodorant

k

Clean your clothes

I have one set of clothes for five days. Cba to get more.

Bodily Care and Appearance

I don’t care about how I look tbh. As long as I dont look entirely autistic, Idgaf

Stop Mouthbreathing Retard

I agree, kill everyone and anyone who does this

Stand up straight, you fucking ape

My back’s already fucked, I don’t care about standing up straight

Eat healthy food

Toast w/ a shit ton of butter is all I need

Drink water, stop drinking crap

All I drink is Pepsi Max

 

[AdamCF]

Get proper sleep

Sleep at 1 to 2am, wake up at 6am

Style and Fashion

Again, I don’t give a shit about how I look.

Hair

See above

Clothes

See above

Possessions

Idfk what this even is. I’ve got a £350 desktop pc, a cloud computer, a phone...

Fragrance

Mmm yes gotta get my lilac scented perfume

Accessories, WATCHES

I’ve got a watch

Social Life

I’m a pretty big introvert irl ngl

Look people in the eyes

Feels weird tho

Talk firm and of appropriate volume

I don’t rlly talk much

Don't invalidate yourself

This is just how some people think, just being like... pessimistic and shit

Give a firm introduction

I don’t meet people

Don't be afraid to assert yourself

Yeah but what if you are afraid tho?

Don't become the suckup

k

Be Brave

Bit hard if everything you do goes to shit

Be Generous

k

Be Positive

Not that easy for some people

Get a fucking job!

Although I can work, I look like a 560lb 11 year old. I also have no skills

Get a hobby!

no

Handle your finances

I have £23

Save money!

See above

Have a goal!

I actually have this, surprisingly.

Get an education!

k

Conclusion
Basically? You're a fucking normal person now! Congrats! Welcome to being epic and not a deficient retard!

Guess I’m a deficient retard



Why did I even do this lmao

 

[Deleted member 624]

PLAY GMOD

 

[Equinox]

Sleep at 1 to 2am, wake up at 6am


Again, I don’t give a shit about how I look.


See above


See above


Idfk what this even is. I’ve got a £350 desktop pc, a cloud computer, a phone...


Mmm yes gotta get my lilac scented perfume


I’ve got a watch


I’m a pretty big introvert irl ngl


Feels weird tho


I don’t rlly talk much


This is just how some people think, just being like... pessimistic and shit


I don’t meet people


Yeah but what if you are afraid tho?


k


Bit hard if everything you do goes to shit


k


Not that easy for some people


Although I can work, I look like a 560lb 11 year old. I also have no skills


no


I have £23


See above


I actually have this, surprisingly.


k


Guess I’m a deficient retard



Why did I even do this lmao

die

 

[verTix]

gay

 

[Gir]

cringe lol

 

[FLYNN]

i hope u copy and pasted this. if u wrote this............. uh

 

[Black Flag]

Lmao this feels like a self projection. Your posting what you need to do on an hl2rp forum in hopes of giving the illusion that you don't need this assistance and offering it to others. In all reality you created this to cope with the fact that your an adult with no skills.

 

[Equinox]

Lmao this feels like a self projection. Your posting what you need to do on an hl2rp forum in hopes of giving the illusion that you don't need this assistance and offering it to others. In all reality you created this to cope with the fact that your an adult with no skills.

me when i

 

[Black Flag]

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MONEY SHOWN

 

[Pumpo]

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[VoidUprising]

Damn y’all really getting pissed off at a dude telling people to live a normal life lol

 

[Leon]

Tips and trick how to be a decent man

 

[Shirumic]

nice copypasta but I guess there's some good tips in there, haven't read all of it tho

equinox you're a meme

 

[Fedora]

“That was a thread, I wonder how everyone will resp-“

 

[Mango]

I'm sorry to say this but many of you are attacking the person who created this thread because you find a certain truth behind the words.

It is not wrong or shameful to accept that someone isn't managing their life correctly, and there are times in our lives when we have an immense amount of difficulty in performing as a normal human being and taking care of ourselves.

Do not attack Equinox, just read and reflect upon the words.

 

[Bennyfridge]

equinox.... im worried for your mental health...

Same