In-Character OFFICIAL COMBINE POLITICAL PARTY

[vilhjalmrf]

Hey guys so I was playing Hearts of Iron 4 and I decided to make my own official political party on behalf of the Combine! Here are some of the rules and plans for humanity!

Ideology:

- We somehow made extinction a ideology. Communism and Democracy does not exist here. Not even Fascism because that implies we plan to continue to govern humanity when really we're just here to fuck you all over till the planet is dead. We call this Combinism.​

Rules:

- You have no rights.​

- Shut up.​

- Work.​

- Your property is forfeit to the state.​

- Shut up again.​

- Take the beatings.​

- Work more.​

- Starve for a week.​

- I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP.​

- Pick up the can.​

- Have a family? Not anymore.​

- Anyone who calls us the Universal Union gets sent to Nova Prospekt. We're called the Combine.​

- Starve for two weeks because one guy threw a can at a cop.​

- Yes all these are rules, shut up or we take care of you.​

- NW ON TOP! Who put this here? No rations for three weeks.​

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Goals for Humanity:

- We're going to make 20% of you Transhuman. The rest will die.​

- Stealing your entire ocean and other resources.​

- We're not taking you to space, you're fucked here and you know it.​

- 5% of you get to be stalkers. Congrats. This is mandatory.​

- Suppression field is never turning off, the Breen speeches are bullshit.​

- For those who become Transhuman, you'll be used as canon fodder in our next war. Congratulations.​

 

[Donavin Jones]

Better then north korea

 

[vilhjalmrf]

Better then north korea

You're wrong. Shut up. Sent to Nova Prospekt.

 

[The Milkman]

GLORY TO THE UU!

 

[toby]

*Bec Rakeman Would Like To Become A Transhuman Soldier

 

[Stanford]

GLORY TO THE UU!

I've reported you to the nearest combine authority! Clearly states in the rules they are called combine!

 

[Neonity]

NW ON TOP!

FIM /)

 

[Ekrell]

Gallalung.
Gong?
Gulanga!

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