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| Citizen Information NAME: Rascal McGuvvins ALIAS: N/A STATUS: DECEASED? CID: REDACTED AGE: 89 FAMILY COHESION: N/A OCCUPATION: N/A CITIZEN STATUS: UNDERCLASS |
| Physical Information PHYSICAL STATE: Old, Frail, Surprisingly Limber and Strong HEIGHT: 6'0” WEIGHT: Unknown EYES: Grey HAIR: N/A (few strands of white in the back… yes, strands.) ETHNICITY: Caucasian NOTABLE FEATURES: Though at full height he’s 6 foot, the man is often hunched over… and very old. He walks with a limp in left leg. |
| PSYCHOLOGICAL INFORMATION MENTAL-STATE: N/A (Never Officially Tested) MENTAL DISABILITIES: N/A (Never Officially Tested) KEY PERSONALITY TRAITS: Wound-Up, Unpredictable, Uncaring KNOWN INTERESTS: Collecting Garbage, Partaking in various substances. LANGUAGES: English? |
An older picture of McGuvvin’s, taken before the Combine’s arrival.
Individual Relations
LOVES / ADMIRES / RESPECTS / BEST FRIEND / FRIEND / ACQUAINTANCE / DISTRUSTS / DISLIKES / HATES / DECEASED / FEAR
To be Added, just ask! I'm very forgetful.
Frederick
A dear friend in Civil Protection, he was jumped and executed by some Asian guys. Don’t worry Freddy, I knocked one clean out, and ripped off the nuts of the sumabitch that executed ya! He shot me, but I bit his ankle and tore those cashews clean off before yer buddy shot ‘im! I’ll miss ya…
Johnathan Douglas
I TOOK HIS BOOTS! THEY WERE COVERED IN DOODOO AND MUCK, BUT IT’S BETTER THAN THE BLOOD OF THE MAN WHO KILLED FREDERICK!! HE SAID MEAN SHIT ABOUT ME, BUT I WAS STALKIN’ HE WAS RIGHT! STILL DON’T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT GOD LET ME WRITE IT!
Hans William III
WHAT A DOUCHE!!!! STARTED CALLIN’ ME A THIEF AND RANDOMLY ATTACKED ME IN D9! THEN JUST NOW IN WHATEVER DISTRICT THIS IS BEFORE THAT TYRANT FELLER SHOWED UP HE ATTACKED ME AGAIN!!!!!!!! THEN SOME ASIAN ASSHOLE ATTACKED ME RIGHT AFTER, JUST BLINDLY FOLLOWIN. I CAUGHT THAT FUCKIN HAMMER THOUGH- THEY HAD EACH NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST THE MCGUVVINATOR!!!
Lawrence
LARRY! A good fellow, though he’s too scared and too close to Hans. I think I helped him one time with something…? Something about a painting… I don’t know.
Strange Lady
I see you when I close my eyes, but I don’t recognize you or remember you. I just know whatever you’re associated with… it’s pretty funny.
I am finally with my wife and kids again. The death I had been seeking, finally arrived. Thank you, Tyrant.
Faction Relations
Devotion / Admiration / Favored / Likes / Neutral / Distrusts / Dislikes / Hatred / Fear
Combine Civil Administration
I NEVER LIKED THEM FANCY SHMANCY FOLKS, BUT GOD DAMN THESE PEOPLE SUCK MY FAT HUGE NUTS! I WANNA PERSONALLY BOX EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE UNTIL I GET TO BREEN! I’M TALKIN’ STREET BOXIN’ TIRES AN’ TRASHCANS AN’ ALL!!!
Overwatch Transhuman Arm
Y’ALL TOO, GIT YER ASS INTA THE BOXIN’ RING! I’LL TEAR THEM FULL SIZED DIAPERS UP AND GIVE YA A WEDGIE!!
Civil-Protection
I HATE THESE GUYS, TOO. SURE, SOME ARE NICE TO ME, BUT THEY ALWAYS BE GETTIN’ IN MY SHIT WHILE I AIN’T DOIN’ NO KINDA HARM! ALL BECAUSE I’M BLACK.
Civil-Medical Union
EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Y’ALL NEVER HELP ME, WEREN’T EVEN OPEN WHEN I WAS SHOT, AT WON’T EVEN GET ME NO GOD DAMN GLERVES! NO GLOVES EITHER!
Civil-Workers Union
YA CAN NEVER CHANGE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, NO MATTER WHICH TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT IS PUPPETIN’ THEM! ACTIN’ LIKE THEY HARD AT WORK AND AIN’T BE DOIN’ SHIT!
Citizens
HOW THE FUCK CAN THESE PEOPLE ACT SO HIGH AND MIGHTY?!?! THEY BE GETTIN’ SCARED FER NO FUCKIN’ REASON! I WAS JUST BEING HIGH IN MY TRASH, WHY YA SCREAMIN’!?
Slummers
Mixed bag.
Rebels
TALKIN’ ABOUT HIGH AND MIGHTY! FORGET THE COMBINE BEIN’ OUR “SAVIORS”, WE GOT THESE FUCKLENUTS TO BE THE ONES SAVIN’ US NOW! LAST I ASKED, I AIN’T TRYNA BE SAVED OR GIT INTA SOME SHIT, I’M TRYNA LIVE, AND EAT THE OCCASIONAL HAT.
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