SELTZERS PISS ME OFF.

[Kaffee]

You're probably asking yourself why? Well, here's exactly why.​

It tastes like shit. I'm not lying. I have tried so many different flavors, but it doesn't work. The flavor hits for about 1 and a half seconds then you're hit with that foul sparkling water feel. It's sour, and tastes like TV static. While typing this out, I'm trying to sip on Polar Seltzer Jr., but it is fucking gross. Every sip I take, I am confused. Why would you want to be confused while drinking fucking liquid? It makes no sense. It's like I'm drinking hand sanitizer with hints of watermelon.


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What the fuck is 'IMPOSSIBLY GOOD' about this static water? It tastes so bad. I don't care that it is calorie-free, I'm a Willard player.
I was gaslighted into buying this drink by the 'Slice of watermelon life with a cherry on top'. I thought to myself, this sounds good! So I bought it, took it home, and cracked it open. No hiss when I cracked it open, absolutely disappointed.

Don't get me wrong, you taste the watermelon, even if it is for about a fourth of a second, but the taste of the watermelon isn't bad. But then the watermelon is overpowered by the absolutely fucking horrific taste that is Seltzer.

I just took another sip, and I can't explain the disgusting sourness it leaves in the throat. What sort of chemicals are in this?



I'd rather drink my own piss. 0/10.

 

[vilhjalmrf]

you know what really grinds my gears? other gears

 

[vortist]

you know what really makes me pissed off? the people that are pissed on

 

[Ruairidh]

Just drink regular beer bro, literally isnt that bad

 

[RealGamer]

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? BOB SODA

 

[TheGoodHunter]

i just put sparkling water into a cup and fill it with juice

boom, you have fizzy juice that feels like ur drinking soda but its actually juice

 

[Fallizs]

i just put sparkling water into a cup and fill it with juice

boom, you have fizzy juice that feels like ur drinking soda but its actually juice

at that point just go drink coke bruh

 

[TheGoodHunter]

at that point just go drink coke bruh

coke is unhealthy. drink water

 

[ZeroPants]

seltzer has only one of the ingredients needed to make a soda, consuming it on its own is like eating raw eggs instead of using them to make a cake. Combined with other ingredients it can be good, but on its own its foul

 

[Ruairidh]

at that point just go drink coke bruh

Coke doesnt have any alcohol?

 

[The_Grass_Man]

Bro type less omg, too much words my head hurt

 

[Xushi]

DRINK THE GOVERNMENT SELTZER

 

[Craw]

Here's how to fix your Seltzer from tasting like total dog piss

1. Grab a glass and fill it halfway up with Seltzer

2. Fill the other half with a mixer of your choice (Coke, Fanta ect)

3. Add a shot of either Whiskey, Rum or Vodka

4. Squeeze in a slice of Lime Juice.

5. Viola. A much better drink

 

[George]

I've never had one