SERIAL KILLER JEFFREY DAHMER APPREHENDED IN MARQUETTE!?!?!??!?!

[Botulism]

Spoiler: You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail! You've got Mail!

Hello, User #183 DahmerJ60!
Unfortunately you have been BANNED from Willard Networks. This ban will last permanently or until you send us a ban appeal through email at AOL.Com, you will no longer have access to Willard Networks Text-based Roleplay Forum nor will you be able to contact its' members. We are aware of a current criminal investigation going on underway, and several disappearances of core players such as YooperinaX8, who wrote the famous loyalist Lyudmila Krushchevoya, will not go unnoticed. If you can prove you are not the subject of this investigation, please message us back! If not however, you will remain banned as Willard Networks is intent on protecting its' Milwaukee-based community members from further harm.

© Willard Networks, 1994

Fuck. Time to drink.

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DahmerJ60 - USER PROFILE
Signed up: 7/18/1994
Age: 36
Hobbies: Playing tennis, going out in the snow, drinking, going to bars (men only haha) meeting new people, working (total workaholic!!!) and working out.
LOVES: Meeting good-looking people at bars, and you know all the other stuff you see fuck I can't write one of these
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afwoinafosdigmea sfijndsoimaegurniocniaolawr wfnehatatjehatanwfiar wafnasiovnasoiffuckign kathe thia fawosfmiaowfwaras
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apiniaenontnaoitnaofouckingaofinwaoifnaofnaiofldaofnoengoasolwowrhsiptahtwaoutntherfhoendatouinawworshipthiatwahtwaitaw
its a ll a lie​

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Spoiler: Caught in Marquette

BIOGRAPHY, INTERROGATION NOTES, AND FACTION/CHARACTER RELATIONS COMING SOON.
ASK TO BE ADDED.


I'm going to make so many fucking Dahmer jokes.



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[Botulism]

what's the worst part about having burgers with jeffrey dahmer?

if you ask for lettuce, he tells you there's a head in the fridge.

 

[George]

Unfortunately you have been BANNED from Willard Networks

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[George]

add my character

 

[Leko]

now this is peak

 

[Botulism]

add my character

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do once he finished his vegetables?

He therw away the wheelchairs.

 

[Botulism]

Why does Jeffrey Dahmer cook with teflon pans?

So guests don't stick around after dinner.

 

[Botulism]

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he got arrested?

Hey buddy, don't you mess with me! I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!

 

[Marshall]

FIRST THE JONKLER, Now the DAHMLHER?

 

[Botulism]

FIRST THE JONKLER, Now the DAHMLHER?

You're lucky Xiomara isn't a man or he'd be having Spanish food for dinner nomnomnomnomnomnomnnomnomnomnonmnomnomnonmnomnomnonm

 

[Botulism]

also jeffy man isn't gonna be in city 8, he's gonna be in the custom milwaukee RP server me and rad-x are planning. get your whitelists for gay bar owner or random hunter today fellas.

 

[boots]

@Botulism would you go out with Jeffrey Dahmer?

 

[Botulism]

@Botulism would you go out with Jeffrey Dahmer?

Nahhhh, he was too overconfident. He always wanted to get a head in life

 

[toby]

Nahhhh, he was too overconfident. He always wanted to get a head in life

you can interpret that in 2 ways, either jeff wants a human head or jeff was the sloppy slop slop from toad

 

[Botulism]

gonna update this soon, stay sexy dahmler fans!