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Letter SOCIETY OF CITIZEN PURITY

CreekMando

Radio Bob Approved
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All bridges shall collapse and tumble.

All societies must fall.

All great men must perish.

All evil must live long.


But what if that could change?
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THE SOCIETY OF HUMAN PURITY IS THE WAY.
IT IS THE ONLY WAY.


WE HAVE NO LEADER, WE HAVE NO LIMITS, WE HAVE ONE GOAL, AND WE KEEP THE STRICTURES CROSSED ON OUR HEART.

FOLLOW THE STRICTURES AND YOUR HEART SHALL NEVER STRAY.

JOIN US.
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STRICTURE I | REJECT VANITY.
Forbid yourself from wearing any clothes that are not but the utmost simple of design and variation.


STRICTURE II | WOMANIZE NOT

Do not expedite the process of unfaithfully putting your palms on the flesh of a woman, nor any limb.

STRICTURE III | RESIST TEMPTATION.

Spare not a moment of your time toward the neon idols of unfaithful establishments, nor the feeling of drunkenness or the allure of a prostitute.

STRICTURE IV | MAINTAIN PURITY

Present thyself as a beacon of morality and purity amongst the dirtied populace. Abstain from any food or drink that does not consist of bread or water.

STRICTURE V | ABSTAINANCE

Forbid thyself from consuming alcoholic beverages, no matter the circumstance.

STRICTURE VI | PRACTICE CHARITY

Allow thee to distribute what they cannot use, or will not use to those whom need it more.

STRICTURE VII | REMAIN FAITHFUL

Reject any conversational attempts from the opposite sex, if required, close thy eyes if speech must occur.
 
Literally a fuckin' cult.

Just saying, if you look away from my Officer when she's talking to you, you're gonna get your ass beat.
 
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