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So, im not much of a speedrunner, but i found out that after the Family Guy DLC came out, theres a glitch that lets you fight peter griffin in the game intro even before the title screen. You can do this if you mash the shoot button right as francine gives you the gun. This happens because the only moment you can actually brandish the gun inside the house, aside from the intro, is in the Peter Boss battle. The game glitches out quite a bit and you can even shoot peter during his cutscene, which makes the whole game kinda wonky, but its still very doable with some practice. I did this run on PC running v 7.1.1. Its very likely they will patch this, especially if this run catches on. Like i said, im not a professional speedrunner and this run could use a lot of optimization, maybe some TAS runs. The only real strat i used was press START at frame 1, which can shave off the first couple seconds on the intro. Other than that, I love family guy so this was a dream come true
NEVER GIVE UP. Kind of reminds me when I recently took the initiative in my own life and while I'm back to the drawing board I'm still glad I took a shot. I'm a relatively small NES streamer on Twitch who has been at it for about 5 years, I mostly do speedruns and while I'll likely never be the hero in a Summoningsalt video I've been at this for years and am somewhat well known in the tight nit retro speedrunning community. I average around 20-60 viewers usually depending on the game and we're kind of an extended family of sorts. I try to respond to everyone and answer every question about the game I'm playing the best I can.
One day while running a game I had a new viewer in chat ask me some really nuanced intelligent questions about my strategy and it turns out they're just getting into speedrunning and since it was a favourite game growing up they decided it was a good place to start. I offered to hop on their stream the next week and offer some casual coaching if they wanted and they said that would be fantastic and they ended up subbing! After my stream was over I checked out their page and clicked on a Vod and instead of the usual 30-40 something schmo like me it was one of the most beautiful women I had ever laid eyes on in my life.
Won't get too specific but she had incredibly kind eyes and kind of an alternative cyberpunky vibe yet very earthy and laid back. I thought I would just spend a minute or so fast forwarding through but ended up watching the whole vod and then the next one and before I knew it, it was 4 in the morning!
She ended up dm'ing me saying she was taking me up on the offer and if I was free the next day (OF COURSE!!!) and while I was incredibly nervous initially, since it it was a social situation where I was actually free to ramble about video games and get really into minutia instead of having to bother with "small talk" I was in my element, we had great chemistry off the bat and she genuinely laughed at my jokes and she's a really quick learner and got way better at the game and was so thankful it was honestly one of the best experiences of my life.
I subbed to her channel and became one of her regulars in chat and unbelievably like me she only gets 30ish viewers a stream even though it should easily be thousands. While like me she's really talkative with chat she's also quite guarded as well, she basically never talked about her personal life, even what her IRL job was. The closest ever was when she streamed on Valentines day and made a lot of self deprecating jokes about how undateable she was, you guys are my valentines etc.
While I was incredulous and unattractive she seemingly saw herself I'm not going to lie that I could not have been more relieved to find out she wasn't spoken for. With Covid and the lockdown I had endless free time and being admittadly somewhat obsessed with her by this point I decided to use my blackbelt in Google-fu to try to unravel the mystery that was "Sarah."
She sometimes streamed WOW and said she'd been playing since she was a teenager and on a whim I searched her character names into google, got a few potential leads and using the wayback machine I was able to find archives her old blogs from the mid 2000's that she had kept as a teenager.
Almost immediately I realized I had just found my Rosetta stone. She talked a lot about her nerdy obsessions, love of gaming etc. but also how apart that made her feel from everyone else and how she kind of used the internet and gaming as an escape. She wrote a lot about crushes she had but how he'd never in a million years notice her and how she wishes she could just be normal. She'd talk about what a fool she'd made of herself in class and would even come back to those "incidents" months later even though to me they always tended to be funny little slipups which probably no one else even noticed or remembered but her.
This led to her not trying anymore in school because she hated the attention doing well brought her, and a lot of kind of standard teenage acting out, which again she was way too hard on herself for.
Through all this I found myself thinking how much she could have used a mentor, if just one teacher had encouraged her and helped her to believe in herself how much happier she could have been. If only I could have helped her, if I could reach back in time..... She talked a lot about drawing in class instead of paying attention and I imagined myself as her classmate and noticing her drawing and telling her "wow, that's really cool, you're super talented!" and not letting her brush off praise and repeating how good she is and not selling herself short. Maybe I'm wearing a World of Warcraft shirt or some way of signalling my fellow nerd status and that makes her less guarded around me and we start up a friendship...
Well long story short, I ended up turning this into an "alternate timeline" blog of hers which started with her talking about this guy in class who was (blushes) kind of cute who noticed her drawings... and it gradually documents our friendship and yes... eventual relationship and the enormously positive effect it had on her. I've never had a girlfriend but am something of a hopeless romantic so it was really fun to think of cute romantic gestures and thoughtful little things I "did" to cheer her up, the inside jokes we developed together, our umm.... first time.... and uh other milestones lmfao. Don't worry though, it wasn't completely rosy and perfect. We have our fights and it becomes a running joke in our circle of friends that no one knows whether we're on a break or not but we do end up going to the same university and getting married and in this timeline she's a wildly popular streamer and "nerd influencer" on par with Felicia Day and I'm her doting husband who runs a cool indy gaming studio which of course has featured her voice acting talents and there may or may not be photoshopped pictures of our wedding and facebook posts with comments from our parents on how it was the most beautiful ceremony and.... well you get the picture.
Through all this I was a constant regular in her streams, had a few more coaching sessions and she was starting to get some recognition in the games niche community. She of course had no idea of my feelings for her, and even avoided jokingly flirting with her as many of the other male regs in chat often did.
Things were going great for awhile, but gradually I noticed a change in her, she joked less and would kind of zone out and not interact with chat for long stretches and through dm's in her discord and Twitch whispers I knew the other guys were starting to worry as well. We ended up agreeing that the best thing we could do was just be there for her and not to pry and hope she turned around., and she'd open up if she needed help. Context:
This ended up coming true in a big way on stream when after taking a death instead of insta resetting she just stared ahead and kind of held her forehead like she was having a headache before going "okay..." and she just started rambling about how stressed out she was with covid and quarantine and just all the issues she's been having and how she kind of uses Twitch as an escape from everything and how she's seeing all her old friends from highschool getting married and having kids and she hasn't been on a date in years and she's so sorry for putting this all on us but she feels in a weird way we're one big dysfunctional family and she just kind of made a relieved sigh and laughed and said "okay back to the sub 15 minute grind!" and reset the NES and got back to gaming.
I could tell she was way more relaxed and carefree the rest of the stream but it still really bothered me to know she had all that stress and negativity towards herself still dominating her self image, and even though I couldn't hop in a time machine to help her I would do anything I could in the present to let her know just how amazing she was and I let out a deep breath and hit "add to archive" on the folder with her alternate timeline blog and sent it to her in a DM on discord with the message "I'm just some random nerdy dude who barely knows you and this is the effect you've had on me. You have no idea how special you are, you contain the universe Sarah"
I was incredibly nervous but also shaking with happiness imagining her reactions and the range of emotions she must be feeling, wishing I could see her crack up with laughter and the inside jokes I created for us, just being amazed at the creativity she inspired and of course maybe rolling her eyes a bit at the melodrama of it all. I honestly didn't know what to expect but then she wrote back rather quickly with "what in the fuck is all this? This is incredibly disturbing and obsessive" and I felt like I had just been punched in the stomach and realized I had ruined everything forever with her and felt the most negative wave of emotions possible once I realized how badly I had screwed up. I tried frantically messaging her back to apologize, trying to explain how it all happened and I realize now that I crossed a line.... But she basically just wrote to please leave her alone and then she tweeted that she needed to take a break from streaming and it's been over a month and it's been complete radio silence.
I realize now what an idiot was and just wish I could go back to the way things were but am worried I have scared her away forever and even worse I have taken away her Twitch Stream that meant so much to her. Even if I never communicate with her again I still wish she'd come back to streaming and that I'll gladly leave her alone. Is there any way I can salvage things? I sent her a few quick whispers in the week after but no reply and I don't want to freak her out further by leaving her dozens of increasingly apologetic messages.
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As for why we're all really here:
Who my grampa would've voted for in Presidential Elections
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To preface, he was a Vietnam War vet who turned into a hippie. He lived in a cabin in the woods of Minnesota and was a part-time weed dealer. He was a conspiracy theorist and an all-around quirky, crazy, interesting dude. So basically a wholesome wwc populist
1964: Goldwater. He was a huge Goldwater fan mostly cuz he was anti-establishment and cuz he despised LBJ.
1968: Humphrey?? I really hope he voted Humphrey cuz he was a Minnesotan. But my grampa would’ve loved Eugene McCarthy and thought he got screwed. I just hope he didn’t vote Wallace out of spite.
1972: McGovern. Obviously, since George was anti-establishment and progressive.
1976: Eugene McCarthy. Like I said he was a HUGE gene fan.
1980: Anderson. He hated both parties and would’ve liked anyone outside the usual.
1984: Mondale. Because of Minnesota.
1988: Ron Paul. My grampa really loved Paul even before the Tea Party Era.
1992: Perot. Pretty obvious he loved populists and independents.
1996: Perot.
2000: Nader. He actually had some involvement with Winona LaDuke’s circle in Minnesota advocating for environmentalism. And he was a fan of Nader back in the Nader’s Raiders era in the 70s.
2004: Nader. My grampa HATED George Bush Jr.
2008: Ron Paul (write-in). He volunteered for Paul’s campaign in the primary.
2012: Gary Johnson. He turned a lot more libertarian and a lot less progressive under Obama.
2016: Trump. My grampa was a BIG Bernie supporter in the primary but after Bernie lost he definitely supported Trump since he was populist and anti-establishment.
Small update
Very proud of this TAS, used a new technique recently discovered called wrong-warp, most famously used in the segmented 'Half Life done Hilariously Warped.' This trick is caused by save-loading repeatedly between two saves to trick the game into moving you to the coordinates of one save using the savestate of another. This is compounded with another trick, where I get Joe stuck in the slipper prop and save-load to fall through the ground. I do this to build up speed so that I can launch when I warp to the new save, where I will then fire backwards like a cannon, perform a frame perfect upwards use-mash wheelchair pickup exploit, and wheelchair hop to maintain speed all the way to the flag. It took me an incredibly long amount of time to get the frame perfect wheelchair grab after the warp because the slipperless-joe player controller cannot jump more than once, so I don't get enough speed without wheelchair hops to make it all the way to the flag, I slide about halfway there. Getting the precise timing was incredibly important and I was inches from touching the ground by the time I got the warp to work.
Some "nice" conversations I had in the speedrunning community
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The MP 40 (Maschinenpistole 40) is a submachine gun chambered for the 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge. It was developed in Nazi Germany and used extensively by the Axis powers during World War II.
Designed in 1938 by Heinrich Vollmer with inspiration from its predecessor the MP 38, it was heavily used by infantrymen (particularly platoon and squad leaders), and by paratroopers, on the Eastern and Western Fronts as well as armoured fighting vehicle crews.[5][6] Its advanced and modern features made it a favorite among soldiers and popular in countries from various parts of the world after the war. It was often called "Schmeisser" by the Allies, after Hugo Schmeisser, who designed the MP 18, although he was not involved in the design or production of the MP 40. The weapon's other variants included the MP 40/I and the MP 41. From 1940 to 1945, an estimated 1.1 million were produced by Erma Werke.
The Maschinenpistole 40 ("Machine pistol 40") descended from its predecessor the MP 38, which was in turn based on the MP 36, a prototype made of machined steel.[7] The MP 36 was developed independently by Erma Werke's Berthold Geipel with funding from the German Army. It took design elements from Heinrich Vollmer's VPM 1930 and EMP. Vollmer then worked on Berthold Geipel's MP 36 and in 1938 submitted a prototype to answer a request from the Heereswaffenamt (Army Weapons Office) for a new submachine gun, which was adopted as MP 38. The MP 38 was a simplification of the MP 36, and the MP 40 was a further simplification of the MP 38, with certain cost-saving alterations, most notably in the more extensive use of stamped steel rather than machined parts.[7]
The MP 40 was often called the "Schmeisser" by the Allies, after the weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser. Schmeisser had designed the MP 18, which was the first mass-produced submachine gun. He did not, however, have anything to do with the design or development of the MP 40, although he held a patent on the magazine.[8]
The MP 40 submachine guns are open-bolt, blowback-operated automatic arms. The only mode of fire is automatic, but the relatively low rate of fire permits single shots with controlled trigger pulls.[9] The bolt features a telescoping return spring guide which serves as a pneumatic recoil buffer.[9] The cocking handle was permanently attached to the bolt on early MP 38s, but on late-production MP 38s and MP 40s, the bolt handle was made as a separate part.[10] It also serves as a safety by pushing the head of the handle into one of two separate notches above the main opening; this action locks the bolt in either the cocked (rear) or uncocked (forward) position.[10] The absence of this feature on early MP 38s resulted in field expedients such as leather harnesses with a small loop that were used to hold the bolt in the forward position.[11]
The MP 38 receiver was made of machined steel, but this was a time-consuming and expensive process.[12] To save time and materials, and thus increase production, construction of the MP 40 receiver was simplified by using stamped steel and electro-spot welding as much as possible.[12] The MP 38 also features longitudinal grooving on the receiver and bolt, as well as a circular opening on the magazine housing. These features were eliminated on the MP 40.[12]
A soldier of the Russian Liberation Army with an MP 38 in 1943
One feature found on most MP 38 and MP 40 submachine guns is an aluminum, steel, or Margolit (a variation of Bakelite) resting bar under the barrel. This was used to steady the weapon when firing over the side of open-top armored personnel carriers such as the Sd.Kfz. 251 half-track. A handguard, also made of Margolit, is located between the magazine housing and the Margolit pistol grip.[13] The barrel lacked any form of insulation, which often resulted in burns on the supporting hand if it was incorrectly positioned.[13] The MP 40 also has a forward-folding metal stock, the first for a submachine gun, resulting in a shorter overall weapon when folded.[14] However, this stock design was at times insufficiently durable for hard combat use.[14]
Although the MP 40 was generally reliable, a major weakness was its 32-round magazine.[15] Unlike the double-column, staggered-feed magazine found on the Thompson M1921/1928 variants, the MP 40 uses a double-column, single-feed version.[15] The single-feed insert resulted in increased friction against the remaining cartridges moving upwards towards the feed lips, occasionally resulting in feed failures; this problem was exacerbated by the presence of dirt or other debris.[15] Another problem was that the magazine was also sometimes misused as a handhold.[16] This could cause the weapon to malfunction when hand pressure on the magazine body caused the magazine lips to move out of the line of feed, since the magazine well did not keep the magazine firmly locked.[16] German soldiers were trained to grasp either the handguard on the underside of the weapon or the magazine housing with the supporting hand to avoid feed malfunctions.[16]
At the outbreak of World War II, the majority of German soldiers carried either Karabiner 98k rifles or MP 40s, both of which were regarded as the standard weapons of choice for an infantryman.[17]
However, later confrontations with Soviet troops such as the Battle of Stalingrad, where entire enemy units were armed with PPSh-41 submachine guns, the Germans found themselves out-gunned in short range urban combat which caused a shift in their tactics, and by the end of the war the MP 40 and its derivatives were sometimes issued to entire assault platoons.[18] Starting in 1943, the German military moved to replace both the Karabiner 98k rifle and MP 40 with the new, revolutionary StG 44.[18][17] By the end of World War II in 1945, an estimated 1.1 million MP 40s had been produced of all variants.[19]
Small update
Very proud of this TAS, used a new technique recently discovered called wrong-warp, most famously used in the segmented 'Half Life done Hilariously Warped.' This trick is caused by save-loading repeatedly between two saves to trick the game into moving you to the coordinates of one save using the savestate of another. This is compounded with another trick, where I get Joe stuck in the slipper prop and save-load to fall through the ground. I do this to build up speed so that I can launch when I warp to the new save, where I will then fire backwards like a cannon, perform a frame perfect upwards use-mash wheelchair pickup exploit, and wheelchair hop to maintain speed all the way to the flag. It took me an incredibly long amount of time to get the frame perfect wheelchair grab after the warp because the slipperless-joe player controller cannot jump more than once, so I don't get enough speed without wheelchair hops to make it all the way to the flag, I slide about halfway there. Getting the precise timing was incredibly important and I was inches from touching the ground by the time I got the warp to work.
Some "nice" conversations I had in the speedrunning community
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zfg does your mom call you zelda freak glitcha when shes angry instead of zfg? my mom does that all the time with my name
Please stop messaging me. I am not "trap" (im a girl) and even though it is cool that you are gay because it's 2017 i dont appreciate you sending me links to pictures of your schnitzel and butthole. I do not have AIDS and thus am incapable of "pozzing your hole" (i dont even have a schnitzel). If you are reading this know that this guy is a fat creep and is only looking for salami and has an unhealthy obsession with "traps". There ARE girl gamers. WE DO EXIST and not every girl on the internet is some mentally ill dude pretending to be a girl. I reported you to steam btw.
This isn't a copypasta, I just need to seriously discuss something, the mods need to understand that retroactive enforcement of rules is not good modding. If the streamer asks a user to stop, and they stop, then you shouldn't time them out retroactively. If the chat is getting out of hand, then you time out new copypasta posters, not the old ones. And if you're gonna time people out, 30s is fine, 5 minutes is overkill and lame.
@KingGeorgeTV Hey, George! What's up, man? It's Steve from math class a few years ago. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Alyssa? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
Zfgs stream is very nice to watch because he is a friendly zelda speedrunner. Zfg also is very calm while running this game so i decided to watch him whenever i need to sleep. I hope you get your wr very soon and i wish zfg good luck and fun at future runs and agdq
I don't care what your opinions on Arian, the bot, or the admins are. This was ridiculous. I'm honestly very disappointed. I don't care what your goal was, spam and being obnoxious is not the answer. So i'm going to make you guys a deal, I will listen to your feedback and give it to Arian. I only have the ability to delete posts, and if I could do more I would most certainly put the "rogue" admins in their place, but that is Arian's decision, so work with me for the time being. I will help you all the best I can, but I can't do much at the moment.
How often do you have full power charges from your weapon swap jaws of agony, full frenzies, onslaught, have thrown a vaal lightning trap, put down your ancestral protector totem, procced your elemental overload with orb of storms, turned on your vaal haste, put down your frost bomb, have the lightning aura from your lightning golem active, are on full hp for boot enchant and the gem, but hit and savage hit recently, also running blood rage, all at the same time, against a white mob?
The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.
the new 100% strat realy ruffles my feathers, we were ALREADY skipping house cow, and we ALRAEDY ended 100% with the door of time still closed, and now we do a bunch of DUMB rolls up and down stairs, and the royal grave isn't even destroyd at the end, when are we gonna get category reform so we can all see the true 100% we want?
NA THIS CmonBruh EU THAT CmonBruh CMONBRUH CmonBruh YOU AINT EVEN PLAT
Guys, seriously, Zfg is 12 years old. You may not know this, but he's an experiment by the United States Military. He was injected with the experimental drug MEMES in utero, which caused him to accelerate, or "speedrun" his metabolism, and hence why he looks the way he does at 12 years old. All these copypastas about Zfg are highly disrespectful to a true patriot whose literally very existence is dedicated to serving his country. Thank you.
i must say (ask) something. My personal dream is a "normal run"...i mean no jump or roll to accelerate. just walk normally. but straight to the known goal. why?To make the game like a movie we can see or show to make people discover that master peace without all the annoying jumpings. make the run be a movie.Even if you have to lose time to show wonders of the game.Do you understand what i mean?thanks.(you rock!!)
Glitchless really rustles my jimmies. I dont think the runners know what a glitch is. I mean, do they really think boosting yourself with a bomb is ok? doing fire temple first!?! the leaderboards should be cleared; the category is corrupted. Hell, one should be DQed if they balkwalk because I tellin you there is no way that was intended by the creators
zfg im blind and im having someone else describe your run to me, but shes having trouble since she doesnt understand the glitched going on. Can you kindly resort to some more understandable strategies?
one calorie, two calorie, three calorie, more food for me OpieOP
Wow you actually are really bad at this game, honestly you're worse at oot than my nan is at cod. Please just retire mate. You're obviously getting too old to speedrun after all you have just turned 12. I hope you thought about your retirement fund while you were still young. I know you want to get good and all but I think you should retire a commentate smash or something.
ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what zeldas superpower is. no mortal could go through the ground and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless.
Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it
the e x p l o i t e r 2 7 is a ancient meme from e x p l o i t e r 2 7 ancient ages
I'll have you know I served 1337 successful missions in the Kekistani meme wars of 2016 with over 420 confirmed redpills. Black ops, psyops, intel, counter-intel -- you name it, I did it. At one point I was so far undercover as a (((blackpilled shill))), I forgot which side I was fighting for. You see, I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career as a dank meme operative. Skills that make me a #nightmare for people like you.
Kidding ?
DDDDDDDDD You reseted a game if you do small fail ? XDDDD Its nice ...
@GODaZeD Hey, Sam! What's up, man? It's Mike from math class a few years ago. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Jessica? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
DaZeD isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement in CS:GO? DaZeD puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. KennyS breaks records. Coldzera breaks records. Stewie breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
It's hard. You have furion. It's hard. You have Mirana. You have to land an arrow. It's hard. Everything is so hard. But they, they're Russians, you know. They run at you, they're gonna see you, they're gonna go. And - it's hard.
Strimer, please help. My psoriasis is reaching a level where my quality of life is in jeopardy. Red blotches on my skin, along with stretch marks, have rendered me anathema to most women. I try and use a variety of creams and ointments but nothing seems to work. I'm currently eating a large pepperoni pizza with cheesy crust to help me calm down. Thank you for being such a positive and enjoyable voice. Your stream gives me hope and makes me happy. Thank you
After multiple surgeries when I was young, my spatial and depth perception is completely distorted. Thus, I cannot play 3d games, but only sidescrollers. This has caused me problem with employment, so I have to take menial jobs. Despite my iq (197), I work cleaning toilets and sometimes in the toll booth. Women can't see past my thick glasses and porous skin features.
PogChamp How does he do it? PogChamp I have no clue PogChamp It's Paracusia PogChamp On Station 2 PogChamp
Streamer, I am currently trying to pick up women and need advice. I am horribly burned and have skin that is multishaded. While I make a lot of money, I lack a funny and charismatic personality. I am willing to watch the notebook though.
xQc isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Winston? Felix puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the monkey.
soviet it's a way of thinking, acting, and overall living, with total disregard of fair play, integrity, moral, rule of law and other such alien/bourgeois western concepts that lenin marx stalin and other like them have fought to eradicate. They might be long gone, but they keep living trough people like Putin, still poisoning young people's minds today.
soviet knows no national bounds - and after all, there are less than a handful of countries truly liberated from mama bear's grasp, plus, at any time she can decide to neighbour.. whoever she wants. Still, it's rather unfair to place all the blame on russians, when ukrainians belarusians estonians and the other dozen former USSR states have their fair share of soviets.
People are always asking me, "hey, you subscribe to ZFG, the Zelda Freak Glitcha, don't you?" "Yeah", I say. They look shocked for a moment and then ask, "Oh wow. Is he as good of a guy as everyone says?" I pause. "No, he's not."I reply.
hey zfg I made you this fan art, i hope you love it as i put much love into it
zfgSpeedPolice zfgStick zfgSpeedFrog POLICE MAN IS ABUSING SPEEDFROG. 1 SUB = 1 LESS WHACK
I'll have you know that I am not the typical runner. While some runners bring water bottles with them I don't. You might be asking yourself, 'but bro, how could you not drink water after running around a while?' Simple. I drink my own sweat. After running for some time, your shirt and shorts start to accumulate a good portion of water from your body, water that is easily accessible and ready to drink wherever you go. You might also be thinking now, 'Eww, gross! Why would you do that?' The reason I do this is because I want to challenge myself even further, running until I am able to drink almost all of the liquid goodness my body emits. Only doing this will you truly understand the value of water, rather than just gulping down entire quarts after a simple run. Water bottles are for wussies that want refreshment handed to them in a nice convenient vessel to sip from, never going the extra mile and try to push themselves to the limit. Sometimes when I run out of sweat water but want to run some more, I look around to check for nearby sources of water that I can easily attain. These sources usually range from the dew on grass to puddles on the street and sidewalk. Sometimes I dig up water from my neighbors yard after he had just watered some of his plants to get a good amount to take me running back again, passers by usually leave me alone and I don't my neighbor minds since he touches himself sometimes as he watches me drink, but that's cool though. To sum this all up you guys should start drinking your own sweat to appreciate water more and get a better workout, I hope one day we can drink each others sweat as we run together.
I'll have you know that I am not the typical runner. While some runners bring water bottles with them I don't. You might be asking yourself, 'but bro, how could you not drink water after running around a while?' Simple. I drink my own sweat. After running for some time, your shirt and shorts start to accumulate a good portion of water from your body, water that is easily accessible and ready to drink wherever you go. You might also be thinking now, 'Eww, gross! Why would you do that?' The reason I do this is because I want to challenge myself even further, running until I am able to drink almost all of the liquid goodness my body emits. Only doing this will you truly understand the value of water, rather than just gulping down entire quarts after a simple run. Water bottles are for wussies that want refreshment handed to them in a nice convenient vessel to sip from, never going the extra mile and try to push themselves to the limit. Sometimes when I run out of sweat water but want to run some more, I look around to check for nearby sources of water that I can easily attain. These sources usually range from the dew on grass to puddles on the street and sidewalk. Sometimes I dig up water from my neighbors yard after he had just watered some of his plants to get a good amount to take me running back again, passers by usually leave me alone and I don't my neighbor minds since he touches himself sometimes as he watches me drink, but that's cool though. To sum this all up you guys should start drinking your own sweat to appreciate water more and get a better workout, I hope one day we can drink each others sweat as we run together.
Why is IMAQTPIE such an extraordinarily good player? One might think it's because of his unparalleled reflexes or his deepest understanding of every single detail and its impact on the game. The truth is IMAQTPIE is miles ahead of every single player in the competition when it comes down to the memes. He only harvests the freshest and spiciest memes there are, consequently destroying the enemy players with their second hand memes.
Hey Arteezy, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the raging and cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at dota2 thanks!
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Dafran. u wouldnt say this shit to him at McDonalds, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
CHONATION STRONG LIKE NIPPON STEEL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES CUT THROUGH ANYSING STRONG LIKE JAPANESE BUSHIDO SAMURAI WARRIOR RESILIENT LIKE TOYOYA CAR STILL ON ROAD AFTER 30 YEARS
THIS ISN'T EVEN A COPY PASTE, THIS IS ABOUT THESE CHILDISH NOOB MODS CONSTANTLY MAKING NOISES AND BEING DISRESPECTFUL, I WILL NOT TOLERATE TO BE TALKED TO IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING MANNER, THIS CANNOT STAND. I'M CALLING MY DAD AT TWITCH.TV TO REPORT THIS CHANNEL ONCE AND FOR ALL
Android isn't my brather? Are yew keeding mee? Wheen waas the laast taaim you saw a pleyur wit sach an abeelitee and teamwerk wit sheek? Android puts thegaem in anadur levull, and wee wiil be blesd if wee evur see a playurr wit his skil and pashin far thegaem evur agaenn. I THINK mang0 braeks rakkerds. I braek rakkerds. Android braeks the reuls. Yew can keep yor relateevs. I prefurr the brather.
hey zfg i had a guy in my class who could suck his own schnitzel, no joke, the fucker went one day on class like, yo dudes, watch this, BLAM motherfucker cleaned his own sword until we got the balls to get near him and make him stop LUL
Every night I go to bed with my zelda amiibo in my hands hoping and praying each night to the golden godesses "please zfg, run all permanent flags so my life will be complete." One day I hope my prayers are answered, as everyday I make sure to practice my HESSing and spoon strats. Thank you ZFG, for everything you've done.
Why do you call yourself a "Freak" Glitcha, ZFG? Is it because you're depressed? You don't have to go through this alone. When you dial 1-800-273-TALK (8255), you will hear a message saying you have reached the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. You will be helped by a skilled, trained crisis worker who will listen to your problems and will tell you about mental health services in your area.
I miss the old Mang0 mangoPog , straight from the (Ready?) Go Mang0 mangoAT The best Falco Mang0 mangoFalco , read all the rolls Mang0 mangoKrey I hate the new Mang0 mangoW , play Chu and lose Mang0 mangoRIP , Buster in crews Mang0 mangoBUSTER , drink all the booze Mang0 mangoForty mangoBleh
The Mustang GT is decent, but if you want bang for the buck, get a Chevrolet Camaro.
It's faster.
It handles better.
It's more comfortable.
I want to like the Mustang since the 5.0L Coyote engine, and 5.2L Voodoo engines are fantastic, but I know where Ford cut the corners on it. On the GT, the cost cutting is the manual transmission. Said manual is the same as the previous 2011-2014 Mustang GT. So it's the same problematic Chinese-built 6 speed.
If you step up to the Shelby, the mechanical cost cutting continues. The GT350 transmission is the SAME Tremec TR3160 used in base model 4 cylinder and V6 Camaros. Go up to the V8 Camaro SS, or ZL1 and the manual transmission on offer is a bulletproof Tremec TR6060, a beloved transmission you can't get in the Mustang.
Yes the Mustang has better visibility, barely.
Yes the Mustang has a better interior, barely.
Yes the Mustang has a larger trunk opening.
But honestly, I'll take the GM compromises in exchange for rock-solid mechanicals over Ford cost-cutting the mechanicals for better subjective elements.
ZFG made it to school, losing 3 minutes on his split. Back to gym class, it's rope climbing time. ZFG goes first, its time for him to climb. To help him get motivated, he imagines there to be .txt document of the Zelda Timeline at the top of the rope. He saw his crush, Ruto, was watching. ZFG begins to sweat, and starts climbing the rope to impress ruto. Coach Dampe yells, "No way you'll get that sub 4:15 with this pace". ZFG says this run sucks and resets
Do not insult a person to be a nazi so lightly, there are numerous people still denying the holocaust and the existence of gas chambers when they have been contradicted heavily and constantly by many many historians. zfg's chat is serious and you should stop writing shitty oneliners to mock moderators, as authoritarian as they can be.
glitchless is pouring unprocessed flour down your throat and washing it out with canned tomato juice until you vomit or die LUL
Now I don't want to brag. And I can't say I didn't deserve it. Zombie-like, in my slumber, I waited out the timeout. I couldn't see the end at times. Mercifully, it was not permanent. Oh, for the day where plebs can chat in peace. Disasters like this never happened in the good old days. Stream used to be chill, but if you read the first letter of each sentence you will know what happened.
What in the name of Elion did you just say about me, you filthy life-skiller? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the holy college, I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Barcode, and I have over 500 combined gear score. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the top PvPer in the entire NA server. You are nothing to me but just another karma-bomber. I will kill you with thrusts the likes of which have never been seen before, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over Discord? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my fellow Valkyries across the server, and your node-fort is being scouted right now so you better prepare for the zerg. The zerg that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a base. You are going to be sent to the sulfur mines. I can be at any node, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my shield. Not only am I extensively trained in Lancia combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the holy college and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the black desert. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" little statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will flag on you, and you will drown in your own blood. You're dead, scrub.
@Zfg1 you remind me of the autistic girl i fucked in 7th grade. I fingered her and my fingers smelt like peanut butter for a week.
ResidentSleeper "Alright, grow, I guess" ResidentSleeper "Haven't grown in a while, let's grow ResidentSleeper "growing isn't that good, but alright"
I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.
moon2MLADY your rank: 2000, and in a 6-stack premade you use to try to go against teams that aren't communicating. I can hear you nasal voice through the mic now moon2MLADY
Wanna know who the best Pokemon obviously is? Malamar. Everything about it is just astounding, its stats, typing, etc. Its typing is very versitile, making it only weak to bug and fairy type. Its stats give it some nice bulk to it, and has astoundingly good Attack! Better yet, Malamar has a unique evolution, you have to hold your 3DS UPSIDE DOWN! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY, UPSIDE DOWN! That alone is what makes Malamar one of the greatest Pokemon ever. Its design is just plain flawless, so why would you choose any other Pokemon over Malamar? It is based off of a vampire squid, a squid that is known for turning inside, KINDA LIKE HOW MALAMAR EVOLVES! THE REFERENCE TO ITS OWN CREATURE IS JUST AMAZING! Great work Gamefreak, you have made one of the best Pokemon there is to date!
Sucking spaghetti ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the schnitzel where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your schnitzel sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that bratwurst! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much spaghetti? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!
I have a dream that one day Plebs and Subs will Spam together in harmony. Plebs should be judged not by the frequency of their spam, but the quality of their pasta! So plebs and subs alike copypasta this for the greater good!
Plebs press 1 if you guys want freedom.... oh wait EleGiggle
You guys are super emotional right now, I haven't even said he's not OP, just that you shouldn't judge his power based on a game where you did everything against him wrong
admiral6 BUT admiral6 admiral6 IS admiral6 IT admiral6 AS admiral6 GOOD admiral6 AS admiral6 6 TREANTS? admiral6
Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko
admiral1 admiral2 Don't talk to me or my TI Winner ever again admiral3 admiral4 admiralTI
If you are looking for my bones, I can tell you I can't recall where i put them. But what I do know is that i have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long ruff life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you help me find my bones now, that'll be the end of it. But if you dont, i wil find you, and i will lick you.
I didn't know my family was home so i was jerking off, and my little brother surprised me by being there while i was jerking. i turned around because he scared me accidental jizzed up his nose.
ME ORC SMOrc ME SPAM SMORc NO MODS SMOrc NO BAN
Bogdan isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movementin CSGO? Bogdan puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. S1mple breaks records. Flusha breaks records. Bogdan breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
I was at the main hub where hillary was supposed to give her victory speech. Jesus Christ it was the WORST experience of my life. My mom dragged me along because she wanted to witness history and be there when the first woman president addressed the country. I KID YOU NOT, Every time (and I'm fucking serious i mean EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.) it was announced that another state had voted trump, maybe around 4 women would collapse, or just straight up bodyslam themselves to the ground and begin to either convulse, scream their heads off with tears streaming down their faces as if they've just been stabbed, or pretend to faint and lay on the ground for like 20 seconds like an idiot playing dead. I'd even hear screams from women across the crowd yell out "Oh my god, she's having a heart attack, someone call 911!" meaning that it wasn't just happening around the area I was standing. There was so much fucking screaming from the women near the end (like emotional screaming, not cheers) that I almost left before it was over. I even remember seeing one white chick screaming so hard that her whole head and eyes were bloodshot red, veins throbbing on her neck and everything. I moved my mother and myself towards the back of the crowd when they were going to announce the final vote because I knew the exits would be clogged up by more retards pretending to be ill or some shit causing the only exits to be blocked and everyone unable to leave. I wasn't wrong. Luckily I was one of the first ones out. Godamn it, even when we were walking down the hallways to get to the parking lot, there were so many fucking women sitting on the ground against the wall slumped over with people fanning their faces with homemade Hillary Clinton posters, screaming "Give her some air! Move away and give her air!". The whole thing was fucking wild, like what could you possibly change by acting out like that?
Why do people say DaZeD is banned? I looked at his profile and he has no VAC bans, and he's playing CS right now. It's honestly fucking incredible to see how retarded you kids on here are, talking about how DaZeD is banned, and how he threw a match, like who the fuck cares if someone throws a stick that easily catches fire. Then you jackasses ask him what he would do if he was unbanned, and it MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE because he's playing RIGHT NOW ON STREAM. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP HE ISN'T BANNED
brb guys cats on fire again.
Guys, today I'm taking a personal vowel that from here on out I will only post high effort, quality messages in Twitch chat. Quote me on that. You will not see me any more copyer paster spamghetti. Twtich chat has ruined my life and it's time that I get it back on track. Please don't copy paster my vowels unless you're ready to change your life too.
Look.
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize the small boy you always wanted
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy.
There's a sniper aimed at him already, moms upsetti.
Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To drop an ape, but they keep on regretting What they shot down, the Internet grows so loud
They open their mouth, but the memes won't stop now
Provoking, how, everybody's revolting now
Nudeln are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!
Snap back to Cincinnati, oh, there goes M Shkreli
Oh, there go CBS, they choked, they so mad but he won't
Let up that easy nope, he won't have it, he knows Harambe's the only hope, it don't matter to them dopes.
He knows that, but he's provoked, he's so sad, they highbrow.
When he's got a hold of the ape genome, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo! This whole tragedy
He better go clone that gorilla and hope they don't catch him
i was born in the heart of Inuit Alaska, my mother raised my family using a knife called an 'ulu' to skin animals and build igloos. now i am banned from ee-sama stream for sharing my heritage.
Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
ZFG you might now pb but atleast you will finish a run you can't expect to pb every time you finish a run but at least you will finish a run you can't expect to pb every time you finish a run
Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
KappaPride MAJORDOMO OR WE HOMO KappaPride
SwiftRage CAN YOU NAZI FUUCKING MODS GIVE UP ALREADY? THIS IS FUUCKING DOTA 2, CHAT ISNT MEANT TO BE CIVIL. TURN OF THE MOTHERFCUKING SLOWMODE AND DEAL WITH IT YOU CHINKS APESHIT RETARDS. GO MOD MINECRAFT STREAMS YOU NAZI FUCKS. SwiftRage
Look what i got you - another copypasta about how i hate retarded twitch kids who copypaste shitty pointless posts and spam facememes, but I obviously aim for you all idiots to copypaste this as well so I feel myself relevant for once in my fucking life.
YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish
LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL
hi there,I am a Taiwanese Mother with two 4.5 year old twin boys. We live in Munich now. I like your blog, and your taste. Sometimes I plan my trips refer to your trip diary. I like the big table tennis very much. Good job!Lulu
m0e_tv is hot off the CS scene and is ready to make a name for himself, he has the qualities of an EU professional player and is in dire need of someone to give him a chance to shine. Many say he has the potential to be #1 in the world. Others say he is the next CS messiah, m0e is NA's last hope.
cmonBruh My name is TACO cmonBruh I'm from Brazil cmonBruh Knife me in-game cmonBruh I'll knife you for real cmonBruh
Hey Cyborgmatt, I'm considering playing Alchemist, but I need help with the skill build. Do I max Acid Spray like you threw acid over the dota scene, Unstable Concoction like your concoction of lies, or Greevil's Greed like you took all of secret's money?
My teeth are yellow EleGiggle My breath smells of poo EleGiggle You guessed it right EleGiggle I'M from EU EleGiggle
I have played FF1, FF Dawn of Souls, FF Mystic Quest, FF 3 US a.k.a 6 Japan, FFVII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, FF Tactics, FF TA, FFVIII, FF IX, FFX, FFX2, FFXI, FFXII, FFXIII, FFXIII-2. FFXIII-2 is a bullshit game. They have dumbed down Final Fantasy speed up the combat by removing the player for people like you who can't handle real rpgs. I have played games on Ps1 and Ps2 that were way cheaper and way harder than the recent FFs. This bullshit started with Enix took over from Square. The FF franchise won't miss me because they have people like you who will spend money on subpar games masquerading as jrpgs. FFXIII-2 stole the time travel idea from Chrono Trigger and the monster system is similar to pokemon.
MY NAME IS DAZED PartyTime I SUCK LOTS OF CAWKS PartyTime MY TEAM ALWAYS DIES PartyTime TOO FKN GLAWKS cmonBruh
OpieOP EU is so ba... OpieOP wait let me take a breath OpieOP EU is s... OpieOP i need to take another one OpieOP fk give me another burger OpieOP
IM TOXIC AS FUCK 4Head ITS HOW I WAS RAISED 4Head I BAIT MY TEAMMATES 4Head YES ITS ME DAZED 4Head
lol Im Asian as fuck PogChamp they call me YungStew PogChamp , Ill push your smoke PogChamp and get killed by you OpieOP
Hello Ninja, i just wanted to say that you should not open Requisition Packs anymore. I will have you know that they ruined my life. Since Halo 5 came out, I have spent $17,000 of my own life savings on gold packs. Now i just get some bullshit 6000 Req Points everytime I open one. 343 have put me in the ground. I had to sell my house. Dont support 343i buy purchasing those devil packs. They are evil. Please spread my story so people wont lose their lives over these STUPID packs.
bob, i think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
Bring dat ass here boi.... Ole non competitive ass, can't DI right having ass, don't even know what DI is looking ass.... Bring dat low tier playing ass back to smashville, boi!! I wish I could make it out of pools having ass, can't get right for anything but these SD's having ass, but mah customs having ass... Bring that For Glory Warrior ass back round here, boi!!
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Srry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter strirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my stor
YO JarrettFail DID JarrettFail HE JarrettFail JUST JarrettFail WALK JarrettFail UP JarrettFail SLOWLY JarrettFail AND JarrettFail DOWN JarrettFail SMASH JarrettFail
Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's fuckboys like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's fucking retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this fucking tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for fuckboy's like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus fucking christ, go play volleyball or something, dipshit.
10 Minutes into !roulette and ban I was freed from the kinky binds of nazi XanBotittude and then I realized. I want to be free from the oppression. I am a changed man no longer will I !roulette to get my fancies. Plz no copy pasta my story.
hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for install "linARch ux" and i want to become the goodest installer like you i watch strem on brazil website and im love every second. pls no copy pasterino my story
I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass sheik. Down threw tech chase and wouldn't stop shino stalling
I really cannot think straight right now.
I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope.
I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to fucking buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit.
Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass sheiks enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.
YO PeoplesChamp DID PeoplesChamp HE PeoplesChamp JUST PeoplesChamp WALK PeoplesChamp UP PeoplesChamp SLOWLY PeoplesChamp AND PeoplesChamp DOWN PeoplesChamp SMASH PeoplesChamp
TJ takes a bite of his waffle. The sensation and kreygasminess of seeing tj excites you, but the fact that tj eats a waffle leaves you dry and almost made you feel a bit sick
@Steel_tv, i sincerely want to let you know i unsubbed. I did not sub to a supportive friendly streamer. Please change your approach to the fuckwits if you want me to resub 4Head
acting like someone you aren't is toxic as fuck and everyone in this chat agrees with me, this is absurdity and insanity at its finest steel. if this behavior continues as a regular PHENOMENON, we will no longer watch the stream and we will as a strength of one unfollow the stream and no longer support you
Someone once stole my bike seat and I now have ass aids. Quit stealing shit
Funny story. Just watched some guy on the street watch some biker get hit by some car and complain about cyclist as he didn't help the poot man. Fucked up world
Hello, I have been informed that you have the system32 virus.
The system32 virus does a UDP attack on your router on any open port so your internet throttles and lags and it has a very bad frame drop from 30 fps!, Not only that, It stops you from adding some people on steam and downloading some of the most recent games!, It uses up more of your HardDrive per launch on your computer etc,
To delete this do:
open cmd
type in "cd system" without the quote marks
then type in del system32
Press enter
And there you go! Your system32 virus is deleted! (Its a fake copy of the system file that does all virus and downloads secret trojans, AV can't detect them since its in the computer's windows file and if its in there it could potentially damage your computer because it leaves logs there. Thank you! -Twitch Support
Congratulations you have been assigned to the Kappa army by the federal laws of our biggest/greatest and most memeworthy president, president mr. super trump. I'm your commander sir Kappaloni and i will personally train you and your memeness so you can make the internet more of an aidsy and cancerous stew of bullshittyness than it already is. When get yourself into this training you come in as a boy and go out as the john sia that you know you are! so what are you waiting for get meming and remember, copy pastorinoli as your heart content
greeting from Uganda, happy birthday to you, mr. klazin, I love your strims and wish to become a squid kid like u one day.
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
I sexually Identify as a Squid. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of swimming trough poisonous puddles of colored ink, People say to me that a person being a Squid is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having 2 big eyes and a big point put onto my face like one of those pirate hats, equipping me with the inkiest of ink from all of the no-life japanese splatoon playerst. From now on I want you guys to call me "Squid inks-a-lot the splatoon scrolls% speedrunner" and respect my right to ink in your scrotum needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a squidphobe and need to check the splatoon terms and conditions. Thank you for being so understanding.
Klazen was once a guy, like everybody else. But then, after the game "Splatoon" came out, he kept talking about "squids" and "kids", and outside his room I heard rituals and him chanting "O N E O F U S". Please help spread awareness to this disease, and please, no copy pasterino.
Hey chat, hey SingSing...Gaben from Valve here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Dota 2, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your "3" won't be ready for the Valve Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Weh, and Game on! - Gabennator GabeN
Hi PPD, I'm trying to learn how to play Tiny. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Avalanche, so I can bury people like how you buried Aui's hopes and dreams, Toss so I can toss people around like how you toss your teammates to other teams, Craggy Exterior so I can be tough and strong, like how Aui has to be after you left him teamless, or Grow so I can grow my ego to the size of yours?
this is more cancerous than lcs chat its just a bunch of baddies holy shit you people are retarted
4Head WHY 4Head DIDN'T 4Head I 4Head BAN 4Head THE 4Head RADIOACTIVE 4Head GOAT 4Head
hELLO i'M sNITH, PLAYTING MY 202143TH GAME ON cHEN. eVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY HERE i PLAY i STILL SUCK AT IT. aS A COMPENSATION FOR MY LACK OF SKILL i AM GOING TO BUY ALL SUPPORT ITEMS AND GANK MID AT LVL 2 AND FAIL. tAHNKS FOR LISTENING.
Hey Virtus Pro, Vlad Putin here. Your president. Doing great! Just a reminder: There are 5 spots open in a Siberian Prison waiting for you if you don't win. No pressure! See you guys soon!!
EE. when u break up with someone you should probably tell them why, else you end up the bad guy. I know u havent had a gf yet but in time u will meet a nice gurl and when u do, you cant abuse her like u have done aui2000 or PLD.u have been abused, i know loda hurt u. he broke ur heart. But you cant go around doing it to other gurls after u were scared
League of Lesbians is actually really good I tried it. I suck really bad at DotA (200 mmr) and cannot hit skillshots and I also have ADHD xd. I tried LoL and the spam shots are so much easier to hit and the colors make my eyes bleed but it entertains my ADHD XDDDDDDDD pls no copy pasta xd
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
PogChamp WTF PogChamp 3 MERLINIS PogChamp HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? PogChamp WTF PogChamp 3 MERLINIS PogChamp HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? PogChamp WTF PogChamp
I FKIN HATE PPL SPAMMING STUPID EMOTE. U THINK MY EYES CAN READ ALL OF THEM? RETARDED CHAT AS ALWAYS. IS THIS ESPORT? MORE LIKE KIDSPORTS
Do it tomorrow! So just quit! So just don't do it! Nothing is possible! Anyone else would do it, you're gonna wake up and quit. Don't let your dreams come true. Success is impossible! You should be giving up. Just stop starting over, and quit. You're gonna just give up. No, what are you starting over for!? Just give up!
Dear Mr. Morosan. Hello. I am wondering if you are selling cat meat. I hear from reliable swords that you cook cat regular. Please give me some, I give you my wife. Thank
d-_-b you've been visited by the headphones of cheating, copy and paste this and send proof images to V1lat to not be disqualified from the tournament
I sexually identify as Forsen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of giving other people free wins on tournaments in an online card game. With Hearthstone, my wish became true. Please respect my dreams and tell my story everywhere, thank you.
As a graduate school dropout, I can say with confidence that if I had been given the incredibly detailed instruction shown in this video in graduate school, I would probably have my PhD right now. Jenkins is just that good a teacher, and Leviathan are just that good a team! Truly a rising powerhouse in the North American DotA scene, its only a matter of time before Alex Garfield comes calling and attempts to woo them by wispering sweet nothings into their ears and sending them copious amounts of salami picks via snapchat. Yet knowing Leviathan, they'll be able to maintain their characters and continue being the genuine, burgeoning powerhouse that they are on their own.
I'm so into Sing Sing i want to make her wear a dress and tie him up in my basement with the rest of my Asian girls!
don't you know akroma's father died in a concentration camp? he fell of a guard tower
10 years since sing sleep. I left my house to walk to the empty streets trying to do something protective but when i go back to my path to the house, he is still streaming. I stare at the screen for hours, watching sing strim 16 hours, i try to summon the sleep lord but to no avail. i try to spam sing sleep in the chat but nazi mods ban me so it is all meaningless. the end is near.
my dad used to tell me to not smoke. He always told me he would quit and that it was very bad for you. He had smoked since he was 12. only a few years ago he died of lung cancer. i have never smoked a cigarette in my life but it doesn't matter because people saying Trixie is worst pony gave me cancer anyways. pls don't copy paste this it's a very personal story.
Tucker. Akroma. Fwosh. Insane. Long ago, the four dotkas played together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the W A G A B O Y S attacked. Only Bulldong, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty. But my brother and I found the new Avatar, a salt bender named Sing_Sing.
Arteezy gets first blood on Suma1L mid and he says, "That's how you do it, son." Then Universe comes down the lane, hand in hand with his princess, Aui_2000, and proclaims, "Don't you talk to my nephew that way." But then Fear rolls down midlane in his wheelchair -- old man, Father Fear -- looks directly into Arteezy, his son's eyes and softly says, "Where am I?"
hey guys this hero is not picked at all lets make him op as shit so people complain about him on reddit and we nerf next patch x~DDDDDDD also this hero is picked every game must be imbalanced for sure lets nerf into oblivion so he never gets picked anymore x~DDDD what? naga is picked in every game for 2 years? nah its fine reduce riptide aoe its fine x~DDDDDD thats ivefrog guys
Hi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kapps or Kappa agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
I'm here in the terrifying ghettos of Romania to speak with teamless legend Turtoi "Ar1sE" Ionut and learn what I can about what adherents call the "true Son of Magnus". Turning the corner to his crack den I step over a gutter running with blood from the smashed open head of a young Asian boy still clutching his anime figurines. I remind myself this is a man from oldschool Romanian DotA in Garena channels, an ex-quarterback. Above the doorframe, carved letters: "Measure ur words".
EternalEnvy leaned over Artours shoulders, pausing just long enough to take a long whiff of his musk: "Playing naga again?" Arteezy, surprised and startled, scrambled to pull up his pants and wipe off his hands. "..No, what are you doing?". "Come on, I know I smell some fish in there" said EternalEnvy as he reached across Arteezy's chest to stop him from pulling up his pants. "Let's see if you can last 5 minutes against me mid
That's an extremely unfortunate loss Kripp, even though you outplayed him on every possible level he still beat you, i've never seen anyone as unlucky as you that match, nor anyone as lucky as he was that match. It shouldn't even be legal for someone as bad as him to beat someone as amazing as you are at this game
I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager than now had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionise new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If like me you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the Cyrillispammers and Toucans know real copypasta back.
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before went to DAC, MVP asked a prophate to predict their perform. The prohate said: you will be as good as TI4 champion or even better. MVP members are so happy about it. In deed, MVP beat Newbee in their first game in ADC, and now MVP is still ranked as the same as TI4 champion
I sexually identify as a Chen Picker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking through the jungle, dominating hot sexy neutral creeps. People say to me that being useful as Chen is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.I'm having Icefrog buff the jungle creeps, so that the wildkins and hellbears can dominate me, which I've always fantasized about.
Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND. thats basically what I did
I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the Dota2 community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called SirActionSlacks. If you ever come in contact with SirActionSlacks, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where Dota2 is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause.
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.
SingSing's infamous six bracer build is probably one of the biggest innovations in Dota 2, only rivalled by 7ckingmad's Refresher Skywrath Mage. The build exploits EHP mathematics and competitive psychology to provide the greatest value/slot of any build. The principle is intuitive, but maligned and potent. Health = Time alive = Damage done, compounded by devastating demoralisation.
This deck is gayer than a malaysian transvestite f*cking a man on an inflatable seahorse
Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness.
Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico. Me Englando is ferry bad but i just wantet to zay zat i crossed the river in a rubber boot to Murica to become a pro player! One day i saw ur stream and i see how handsome and good u are. Dat day i decided i wanna become like u! Zo i killed my wife sold her, bought a rubber boat and now im here! Zank u for inspiring me! One day i become good player and pimp like u! or else rapist like unle Benni No coparoni peperoni pastarino plz!
Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt. I have been jizzed on 235 times since Kripp's cum rag went missing on October 14th 2014. Please help me get out of the laundry where I currently reside on a 23/7 basis. If you have any information on the whereabouts of said cum rag, please contact your local 0-3 Police station at copperoni pasterino street.
Tucker the fucker doesn't merely "fuck" you. It's not regular, in-and-out sex. It's not even the borderline-abusive stuff like I have with your mom. A Tucker fucking starts at your anus and keeps going until it finds bone. He will work himself into your body until he's not so much fucking you as wearing you. Your blood will be his lubricant. When no part of your body is left to receive him, he will begin fucking your soul.
Hello my name is tucker and I am from the distant future. I am here to inform you, past tucker that you must replace S4 on SECRET and travel with your new team to the TI5 EU Hub and play Mario Party for 2 weeks straight, if you fail to do this The Bankers will take over the world and it will descend into chaos. Thank you for listening to future tucker. Please no pasta alfredo
Hello Tucker this is your girlfriend: Maria Pastarina. The doctor said that you have AIDS because you're always being raped by pub scrubs. I'm leaving you now, I found another person better than you. EE is such a tryhard and he watches anime, he's perfect for me. Bye! Pls no copyrino pasterino
Tucker, is your name Bulgarian or Greek, also do you consider yourself more greek or Bulgarian?
Missed BM. Unseen, unfollowed, unsubbed, undonated, unremembered. peacerino
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In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.
There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.
Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu. Long ago, the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the F O R S E N B O Y S attacked. Only Reynad, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty. But my brother and I found the new Avatar, a salty streamer named Kripp
i need help typing, im new to the americas and i dont know how to english very well can someone help me? pleasew stop spamming chat so i can learn please....without this i wont pass my english class iand ill get deported please...
Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn here. We have received word you are singing to your viewers. As a Streamer on our newest acquisition, Twitch, your voice is now copy-righted. Please stop immediately. Thank you.
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme
When jon lenon was 10 his teacher askd "what do u wana do when u are adult?" and jon lenon said "hapy". the teacher said "u didn't understand question" and lenon said "u dont understand life.". The teacher was alber Einstein, retweet if u beliv in god
Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
Twitch chat is like a fucking parrot. Say something and they copy and paste it a million times. STOP IT!
hello my fellow kappas my name is Kappastankapsterinocunnio, you could also call me monte cristo. voyboy is very gud in mid beddar than link and mid pack and mediorcre. i learn to spell from russian infantry 586. i hate regi cuz he monkey king and spews garbage and lies to all of my wrong doings. I jack off with clg hat in korea instead of coache mai team . voyboy is a sweet hart i wish we *** someteim i luv him. he *** my team in playoffs and i leik it all the time. enuff about voyboy more about kappa town. kappaccino koccino frappatino pls no copy pastarinocappaciino cocinai luv u all pjsaltyarion
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
Am I seriously the only one offended by Samsung White? They would be ranting and raving if we had a team TSM Oriental or something. Jeez
The mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945.
Dear Forsen I'm trying to copy your godly Deck but I'm having a hard time finding the card "The Coin." If you could specify how I unlock this card it would be much appreciated. Please no copy pasterino
"Here you go, ratboy." she said, with a laugh. "Go for the throne; there's no backdoor protection." Bulldonger met her eyes and inserted his Scepter into Bubu's rosh pit. Bubu screamed, biting the duvet. Dotagasm retired to a position on the bed in front of Bubu, pulling her face up off the bed. She kissed her on the lips, forcing her soft tongue through Bubu's pursed lips, licking the backs of her teeth.
Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some . Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Hello Twitch chat, i am new to Twitch and wanted to know who this "T U C K" guy is and why everyone wants to "F R U M P" him? I thank you for your answers and pls no copy pasta this spam Greyface Kappa Kappa
I got timed out for 525 seconds for typing hahaha, In this time I realized that twitch originated from Nazi Germany and thus I grew the most manly public hair in my entire life and ate it to sooth my pains. Please no copy seig heil pasta
"Stop." commanded EternalErection, releasing Aui's Rod and striding over to Boner7. "I was just in the middle of punishing Aui for his lateness, and I'm afraid you are also very late." he said. EE grabbed Boner7 by the arm, leading him over to Aui, ignoring his stuttered protests.
Hello twitch admins. I am here to report a streamer named "Sing_Sing". She is currently violating the new twitch rules, and is constantly moaning sexually in her stream. I am trying to watch her game but she just keeps yelling "AHH" after she gets a kill. Please take action against her as soon as you can. Thank you and good day.
Suddenly, EE lunged forward, faster than a 6.83 enchantress, kissing Aui. Aui let out a surprised "MMmphh", his lips sealed tight against the adventurous tongue of EternalErection. Despite his intentions, he felt himself kissing EternalErection back. EE licked the backs of Aui's teeth, claiming a gentle moan from Aui.
Consural, It's been two weeks since the last time I watched singsing stream. You were spamming like a retard then, and you're spamming like a retard now. You're one of the few people I'd honestly rape with a tire iron if I could.
Everybody get up, it's time to spam now We got a real spam goin' down Welcome to the Space Spam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Spam, alright Come on and spam and welcome to the spamCome on and spam, if you wanna spam.
"Oh... h-hey Alison," Arteezy shuffled nervously. Alison stood in front of him skipping rope, her sundress billowing sensually in the wind. "Hey Artour!" she giggled. "Wanna see me skip rope?" Arteezy could barely contain himself. "S-sure! I'd love to see you do it, lemme see you skip-skip... baka." Alison jumped up and down, her prepubescent breasts jiggling ever so subtly. Arteezy felt a tingling in his loins. He rubbed his eyes... 'WATI ur nto alilsfon ur eternalnfevny FU K OFS''
Here's the thing. You said a "pelican is a toucan."Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.As someone who is a scientist who studies toucans, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls toucans pelicans.
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Gaben.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life
When I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Gaben, "You promised me, Gaben,
That if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
There have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, when I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
Gaben replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints
Is when I carried you."
so i'm writing this from internet explorer i hope i'm not to late: Happy New Decade Everybody Hope You Enjoy 2000
Dear QTPie, thanks so much for spending New Year's Eve with us! Our families are dead, or might as well be, and we don't have any friends. It really lifts our spirits to watch you play video games and make more money than we get from our shit jobs or disability checks in a year. Thanks again!
Hey Arteezy, i'm considering playing Riki, but i need help with the skill build. Do i max Backstab (like you backstabed EG), Permanent invisibility (like you vanished from EG), or Smoke Screen (like you made EG miss you 70% of the time)?.
I always grab my wurst when an earthquake happens, then my hand automatically strokes spaghetti. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away.
WHEN DORITOS MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE MOUTAIN DEW I DIP THE DORITOS AND FEEL THE DOUBLE XP ALL BECOMING HALO
WHEN I SEE EARTH SPIRIT, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE DISCONNECT. I CLICK THE DISCONNECT AND FEEL I HAVE SEX WITH THE ICEFRAUD. ALL BECOMING BALANCED.
WHEN I USE THIS TEXT, MY BRAIN CELL AUTOMATICALLY BEGIN TO DIE, YET I CONTINUE TO COPYPASTA AND FEEL I CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET. ALL BECOMING RETARD.
WHEN I SEE FEDORA WARP, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE OCARINA, I STROKE THE OCARINA AND FEEL I HAVE SEX WITH THE OWL. ALL BECOMING BIRD
WHEN MAGE, MY EYE AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE TOPDECK, I WATCH THE TOPDECK AND FEEL I HAVE THE FLAMESTRIKE. NEVER BECOMING NERFED .
hello sirs i am come from itlay, le odd man is my favorito he is very proscuitto player! some day there is wish to come on americia for visit odd man and see le dionger of le oddman please to coppola pastrami for all see my dream
I am bob.I killed my mother and my wife because I wanted to become a pro gamer.I've been playing league of legends for 10 years and after many years of trying I went to Bronze Iv from Bronze.That's a huge achievement for me and my family and my wife and my mother that's why I quit my job on the darude sandstorm factory I was working.Please thumbs up my comment so everyone can see it and everyone supports me and I become pro players and I kiss my wife and mother and then I get rich laif and then become pro gamer.thnx for reading this dont dislaik me caz Im better than u are and more proer.Thnx thnx No copy paste pls
hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
Fabbbyyy since watching your stream I quit my job at the potato factory and have dedicated my life to becoming a pro League of Legends player and have moved from Bronze V to Bronze VI in 3 months plz don't copy/paste my life story
Hey Fabby! its me again Derek From chemistry class last semester im Glad to see you are doing well! its cool that you dont play Vayne all the time Cuz Draven is OP too oh and Graves!!. Anyway we should Duo some time so hit me up !- Derek
Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
wow chaox I would really like to thank you! because of your teachings, I retired from my job as a milkman and now will try to be the best attack damage carry in the world! I have moved from silver V to Silver IV in only 2 weeks, thank you so much!
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired war veteran from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the military to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from silver III to silver II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration
im on first day out of rehab hero windows 8 pro since they froze my computer I still got porn and will slam my kebab in a car door
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired block of cheese from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the dairy isle to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from wood III to coal II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration.
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired watermelon from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the melon farms to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from wood III to coal II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration
Hey fabbbyyy, i'd like to say thanks to you, since i watch you i dumped my girlfriend, and quit my job at the potato factory, also i got from bronze 5 to bronze 4 in four months, thanks a lot ! please dont copy paste its only my life.
Hi guys. I like to thank all of you for being such great stream monsters. I have have a lot of warts, which I like to pick. Sometimes they bleed, and sometimes the come back. But it's ok. Also what a great match we're seeing here. I have 2 pet cats right now, and they're going crazy because they're trying to catch a fly. Anyways, enjoy the stream.
hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal parrot bowling champion. i have won all matches with parrots but now i need money to go to the amazonas so i can bowl with the parrot king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
hi zfg i play league of legers im diamond player ! may i treat u to a lol game?? its my treat hunny xDD
THIS STREAM IS BULLSHIT...... THIS FKER lags all day then HE PLAYS ME AN AD??? fkin capitalist asshole......... I HOPE TWITCH BANS ZFG
Hi ZFG, my name is Reggie...I work for Nintendo. I see you're glitching our games. I hope your body is ready because I'm sending the lawyers. Have a nice day.
Hello, and thank you for reading. I'm trying to become a walrus and I need your help. All you have to do is donate 599 US dollars to me so that I can complete my dream. I have already cut off both my legs and hands. Thank you, and please help me.
Hello everyone I'm trying to become a speedrunner. Everybody donate 500 u. s. a. dollers so ZFG can teach me Zeldo. Thanks
Hello everyone, after watching ZFG stream for so long, it makes me really sad to see so much red on the splits. Please donate $10 so that I can buy green paint to make them splits green.
Hey Chaox this is Reginald we want you on TSM., Just shave off your eyebrows and send them to me. pls don't copy/paste gg
ZFG1 i am proud to say that i am a retired block of cheese from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the dairy isle to become the greatest OoT player in the world, and have currently moved from Kokiri Forest to Hyrule Castle in only 7 months! Thank you for your inspiration.
I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back and cheering for ZFG. GL
Hey guys i am a watermelon but to be a golden watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged golden watermelon. Me as a full fledged golden watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
Hey guys i am half ramoondo but to be a full I need tito's big Samoan dong i need people to not be shoobies. I hope you will help me become a full fledged member of rocket power. Me as a full fledged member of rocket power will not be considered the squid of the group and I will become the best rocket girl ever. Thank you. - Reggie Rocket
Alex ich goodest ap mid RIP in peace froggen (sorry for my bad englando plz no copy paste )
Ocelote best midlaner koreea, even bettar than chaox , wtflol , sorri for my bed latino , pls don't copy&paste)
Diamondprox hello Israel here , We are begging for you , Play lee sin , we want you to proof everybody in the world that you are the best Lee sin in the world
omg i a 33 years old i am in challnger tier and i have no job or family pls no make fun of me o need help
Zfg, there was a time when I thought that your chat was a great place to be. Everyone had cool conversations and we were free to say what we wanted. Now all your nazimods won't even let us use Twitch faces like , much less actually enjoy ourselves. I'm sure your NAZIMODS will probably ban me for laying bare the obvious truth, but my voice won't be silenced. Your reign of terror ends now.
ZFG your ruining my child hood by doing all these glitches, i want to ask you to please stop, your hurting yourself, friends, everyone in chat and most of all your mom, dont you even think about her? you better take out the trash next time you think of doing a urn. thank you.
Wow, this chat. All that I ever see on here is stupid spam of the newest flavor of the month faces. I remember back in the day when ZeldaFreakGlitcha had far less viewers and the chat wasn't so shit, and I wish the chat would revert back to those days, but, it will not. I guess I'll just have to leave and never come back
Hey Fergbot, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
zfg why did you ruin my life?? I only wanted to watch a game once, but then you are all the time glitchning. this was theonly thing i had for a game, but even then you couldnt just leave it. i hate you and why? You do this for MONEY?? Oh no..
ZFG i am here to inform that your dong size is one we have not recorded yet. We will need your address and a time to come measure your dong. If you do not respond, we will put you down as less than 1 inch. We need your dong input for we have been told it is the longest we will be able to imagine. ZFG can you respond within the hour so we may take your dong and measure your dong with out special hands to measure your dong. We need you ZFG, you're our only hope.
zfg1 as a concerned fan I have to say, I'm getting increasingly concerned about you constantly failing ice cavern strats. I mean, what gives? I rely on your success to enjoy this stream and you consatntly goofing up is causing me undue mental anguish. Please fix this issue before you become totally washed up. -A concerned fan
ZFG I am tired of how much ctrl+v is in your chat. Can you please tell your viewers to be more original?
You have the chat in subscriber mode all the time now. You support censorship and its disgusting. I will now turn my ad block on because you are a disgusting human being. Good day sir and may God have mercy on your soul.
Im sorry ZFG, but exploiting glitches is cheating, and i'm not even sure there are such glitches around wich will make youwarp from the deku tree to one of the last stages of Ganondorf.if glitching isn't cheating, then shooting people in a multiplayer game fromoutside the map is also legit. trying to defend yourself by concluding that youdidnt changed the game doesn't make exploiting legit, and it's only naturalyou are in for some critisism since people don't like this crap!
How much long does a run try if you dont fail not once but when there has been more fail then before. I think it can no only be a second guess but the first time it is a good run only if you try hard enough becuase thats what not is what I can do
ZFG I'm fucking loving watching you reset for hours on end when I couldn't be out fucking bnitches but what if you get a run in the menatime I mean I can't fuck a bitfch anytime but it's a waste of time if you keep owning
zfg use this stream offline layout i made for you. it really tooked me hours and hours to make i hope you're satisfied! if not you can give me feedback and tell what i did wrong. every human makes mistakes like Barack Obama. i was born in a cold place in the desert gobi and my mother worked as a cleaner. if you splice a watermelon it splashes in every direction btw heres my layout. keep up the good work cause a calender cant speak !
ZFG was bd enough allready when he was using us to make his twitch veiwing bucks. Now he flat out asks us to donate to him so he can quench his unending thirst for the money of us innocent viewers. I can't believe you ZFG, I thouht better of you. I thought you did this so we could all enjoy you and have a good time. Now that I know how wrong I was, I never wanna see ur face again. We're through. #ZFGCashWhore
ZFG, I'm really disappointed in you. I heard that there were many sellouts on twitch, but I never thought that you were one of them. Everytime I watch your stream you ask for donations constantly and you don't even get to adult 1. YOur not even a real speedrunner anymore. WHen was the last time you finished a run? All you care about are those twitch bucks. You fucking asshole!
This is not the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is a joke. There's been tons of fuck ups everywhere, the sole reason he's ahead right now is due to his abomination of a previous run. He's also a complete and utter choker in intense situations and fucks up and every possible chance he gets. He. doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy streaming, the only reason he still streams is to get donations in order to pay for a roof over his sorry ass. He has no social life, all he does is stream all day and buy shitty materiel products with the money he earns from twitch. I can't believe he hasn't quit already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to speedrunning.
dan dinger worstest fiddlestick na eu has gooder player than america
Hi Chaox! It's my birthday, and i'm turning 18 today and i have no friends at home to do anything with. Could i Pleas get a lesson?? WOULD BE SO AWESOME
Today, I wanted to give HONOR to an opponent, but by mistake I gave him HODOR Don't copy this message pls.
Shacker used to be my old duo buddy before I realized he was just another soloq ***. He's a pretty good player, but man he has a really bad attitude. Please don't copy this text.
ello my name is miguel and i am portugal a beautifulest country in Euro and I would just like say that I am inspire by you stream. I quit my job at the toothbrush factory and finally I am move from Bronze V to Bronze 3. I live with my mother and is the muchest good decision on my life. Please dont copy paste this message or you really are a sad
Suddenly I woke up and a giant Ant was eating my ***, I was so scared and I cant move. After a while I liked it and went gay. Also reached Plastic V. Now I go to school and try to learn englando. (Never Copy / paste this.)
hello riot friend my name is bruno and i am big fan. i am play legends for 2 month now and am going to give up child and wife to buy new computer to start pro playing. if you can give advice me please tell thank you. sorry for bad england (this is serious please not copy)
hey it's brandon for shop class, I'm really happy that you listen to all of this unce techo beat music. Remember when that girl farted in class? don't copy and paste this... I have no legs or arms or head.
Hey riot I have a champion idea, im from brazil, the champion name is ''pedrinho'' the favela boy, when he uses his R he we'll be able to run so fast and steal other champions money pls no copy pastas
hi i come here from india to see cow nine play thanks thanks for bringing meh from diamond 3 to bronze 5 thank you cow nine i leave the appow store and thoow away my ipaad to see cow nine live my life
Hello im 15 years old and i watch your stream everytime when youre streaming and it brang me back to bronze 2 from bronze 4.You are my master you are the best you are ocelote thanks.I hope you live long and i really hope that i can meet you.
Guys stop spamming, I don't understand why you is all spamming like there that are really inrespectful for other people. Now please be adults then stop spamming. Also don't copy/paste this comment.
hai guys, im a 11 year old girl lives in bangeldesh my only dream is to visit summoners rift my jewish parents wont let me listen to darude sandstorm. please no copper pasta
copy this if u r a strong beautiful fish who dont need no adc.
Helo. My name is bent i live in treehous. i watc frokken from my tree on 240p i love u froqq!!!! he makes my dad angry and i think it no ok(sory for bad englandio no cupper pestranio pls)
Guys stop spamming put on fullscreen and watch the stream dont write all the time just watch the stream dont write becasue its stupid and immature dont copy this please.
Hello, my name is Hugo Alfredo, i am 14 years old and from chile i watch imaqtpie stream evryday sinc my father died in a donkey-waggon accident, now i am finaly make lvl 5 in leage of legand, before i only lvl 4, sowie for bed englando, oh and plz dont copy and pasterino dis
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mi name es pablo i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch trik2gee. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much trik2gee i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA
Hi, my name is Ricardo, I'm in the army special forces with 23 years old so i lift more than you and i also main sion and zac support, i play league of legends for 1 year and a half now and even though im silver5 i have the mechanics for a challenged, one day i open the gates, dont forget me, my nick is iceduke21 in euw servers, im comming for you. dont copy paste plz or my mama will be mad.
Hi me namo is alejandro joseph rodriguez,me love u stream,aftar me padre died in a donke wagen accedint,i quit mi job at a potata factori and watching you streama i climba from bronze v to bronze iv in 3 montho of playingo,sorry for bad america,pls dont copy pasterno
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Hi froggen my name is joseph alejandro iglesias,since me padre died in adonke wagon accident,i quit me job at a potata factary and from watching u streem in 4 montho only i go from bronze V to bronze iv,tank u frogeno,sorry for bad englando..please dont copy pasterno
Hi, my name is Trollus Maximus and i am from greece. After watching your stream i decided i wanted to becomea leagues of legendeus pro player, so i quit my jobous at the condom factory killed my wife and 14 kidus. And in 3 months i moved from Bronze V to Bronze V promotion series thank You!!!!
hi qtpie me name iz ivan me live in siberia and walk 17hours day to get internet and watch your donger stream sorry for not propeller england
HI Froggen, My namma Pedro. I drive thee bus. When i see you for first time, I am in love. I am more in love than with wife i sayed. I run over wife using bus. Since watch your streamo, I go from chipboard V to bronze I. Thank you froggen, i kiss you on screen every night time. No coppi pasterino. i love you
Hello, my name is jermikistaa, I am from south afrika. I born with no lgs or arms. I crawl 10 mile to watch frogn play at local intrnt cafee. I start playing and am bronze 5. i am quit skool to pursue draem of league. please no copypaste
chaox I am uruguay and i'd like to say many a thing. first, you are my love. second, i quit my job as handy repairman to become best LoL in the world. third, i move from bronze V 0 lp to bronze V 8 lp in only 6 weeks. ty so much
Hi my name Reginald, I am africa. I always wanted to see my mom Wukong again, but I cant becose dyres r meen. sorry fer me bad englando, plase no copi pasterino macaroni dongerini
hai ocelute xD im a 13 y/o gai boy frum afrika and i alwais wnted to confess to u tht ive alwais had a crush on u sinc the dai u askd me to blow u.): sori bad england
Hey my name is Jeff. I just ate two hard boiled eggs for lunch. Usually I eat three, but I wasn't feeling hungry today since my Mom made me chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Maybe tomorrow I'll eat three eggs, but I guess I'll have to see what my mom makes me in the morning.
ola everybody in it house, my nombre is Julio Marinetto and just need a helps to reach bronce IV befori season 3 ending at Los Angels Lakers plox, need duo partner in the moment rigt now plzzz. no copilate et pastachino plz
My name is Miguel. I am 22 years old. I sold my family home, my goats and my sisters to move to Americas to become the bestest Legand in all the Leagues! Please dont copy pasta, this is only my life
Guys my name is kolmabd i am a 76 year old alien and im having problems with my legs, they are slowly turning into bananas please copy and paste this so we can find a solution.
Dear imamarxistpie, I went to the Dr. yesterday and he diagnosed me as having dangerously low swag levels... he gives me six months to live unless I increase my swag by at least 500%. Can you help me, I'll literally die without your advice
Hello friend, I'm just friendly Nigerian prince from Nigeria, I have no money please help me move my money and I reward you with 30 million USD and lots of hookers. I like to fuck bitches and get money, I make many money in Nigeria. I need CC Information, Social Security Number, Bank Account Info.
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
Dear aphro , when I grow older and I wish I would become a successful Dustforce player like u are and clean the whole world from dust like u do . your one and only , Hofled
hello my name is africa i came from reginald, i left my eyebrows somewhere in the jungle when i was looking for bananas to feed to my favourate champion pls no copycat pasterino
helo Gamers Bears ADC I am young boy from ethihoepia home. please read this i watch your steam every day with your help i carried myself all the way up to bronse 3. please no copyrunoni pasterunoni elephantoni my story
Hello, my name is Pedro Cuztes Sanchez, I'm a spain, and i are trayning too be the most professionel fiss in the word. I'm bronze 5 but I knowr how to play very good. pls no coperino pasto
If you say any form of that "please no copy pasta" whatsoever, then please do us all a favor and love me.
hi my name is theorangesadiu frum Team Solo Monkey and my dream is too sea my mamma Wukong in Africa but dyron es too mean, pls make mey dream cumtroo sorry for bad engladorino. pls no Copernicus pantallones dongerino cappuchino
Hello, I'm Dyrum. Top laner for Teem Super Man. I have been informed that I only have 4 seconds to live, so please make my dream come true. Bring me regnilild's eyebrows of victory so I can win one game before the night is over. Pls baylife
Hi i am wukong league of legends champion , i want to cosplay as reginald but dont haf eyebrow please no caipirinha on my potatoes
hi my name is Regi and i like to paly soraka because i like bananas....please no copyright solly for bad italiano no fucjkingho spagheti pastarino
Hello, I am WildPringle, ad carry for Team Stromboli Meatballs. Yesterday TSM was bought the Pringles corporation. Pls fight the oppression and support us through the tough times by shoving pringles in your ears. Bad africano no copaloni pastemony pringleparty
Hi my name is Honk and i pollishing shoes to make money and watch stearm on my slaver masters PC, i want to be a personal masturabator for korean teams, solry for bad englishando plox no pingpongino pastarin
hello qt i am ur biggest fan from the library of oxford im super intelligent and want to be your analyst and bestest donger.
i am vladgey from russia. i build cabin in woods from wolf fetus and i creat russia internet from bear bones. i find game from league of legends where i meet my love of my wife. i asirate to meet 600 elo by oktobeer so i buy many skins muahaha. i am in jail right now because i poop in public shaved ice. FML LOL, meet u later.
Idiots BRNA IS born 1998 so he's 19 turning 20 simple maths ASIAN Medicine student here
Hi guys, my name Udami Bolango frum somalia. I am walking 4 hour to watch this profeshunal player for GTA V. I want show my support for good plays because I learning to show my family. Sorry for bed englando and please no copy pasterina my story.
hellerooni my name is Kabush and i cum from middle lane of rusia. i sell my pet bear for komputer and am trying to learn the way of the unibrow and be lik genja. Pls no copy pasteroni very personel mesage.
Hello, I am the oddman, who jangles for Team Serial Martians. I need to get a banana from Reginald the dangatang quickly, so please nobody tell him I'm coming. Pls no coponalio pastaparty rhinoceros baylife
hellou my nrme is dyrensfaker and my gol is to bet reginald wukong at worlds in season 5, I a currently pastarino cappuchno dongerino so pls no bronze 3
namaste, me name is rajj rakeesh alakazam john. i are 53 years old, and i live in potato farm and all we can afford is curry with only potatoes and dirt. i walk 3 metres from my goat, with 1 goat only to get to the computer. pls no copycurry pastabolognese mikrano
Hi I'm a 2 month old potato. I grew up watching leek of legends so I am think I am the goodest vegetabble in the wold. Wen I go up, I want to be like regi and shave off my eyebows to win the wold chnmpship. Sorry for no propeller englado, pls do not pasto copy dongerini my original story
Book of Dong Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
(Chissoff/Neurotoxin13 4:20)
Hola mi es alberto work on condom reyclekling fectory, yo love REGI no eyebrows MIA, pls no dongerini noscopini 420ini
Hello i am minon, my vater is an superminion like dyres, i want to become an superminion like him to, please no dongerino caparino pastarino my story is my leif
hey me men name ricardo me from BR me no like men taking abut them br huehuehue mes worko hardo on this gamo to be better men for the men of the NA me men plays NA me thinks i belong in NA plz no coperino pasterino plx
Hello, my name is Bobby Tortilla, i have been trying to reach the challenged division 50 for over 50 mins, sorry for bad spanishio, this is my sotry no copy pasterino please.
Hi, I am 14 year old and quit high school to get to Bronze IV. I left house to play league of legends everyday but i crie evrytiem. Plz surry for my englando. Plz no capi pasterino
Hello, I am Sexpecial, who plays with balls for Team Sexual Manparty. It was my dream to come here from China to suck balls at League World Tournament. Thank you for making my dream come true HungTurtle. Pls no copious dongeroni
Hello am 18 year woman from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my husband for internet connection for skype and i want to become hot like you I play with a dildo and fingers 2. pls no copy pasta-Rastafarian-ino my story.
Helo am 24 year asia man from rice field. apologizino for mi bad englando not native 2 ameridca i wan 2 say i lov strem i sell doughter 4 leek of legends ebay acc in bronze 5 but all skin champ so vri wroth u help mi get bronze 4 after mi bought it sry for bad englando again pls no corki pakarakan dingeronio
Hi i cummed all over my hands and now am tyyping on my keyboard, it helps get the weed and dust out of it, and although it gets a little sticky, its def worth. Cum Cleaner Keyboard Paste. New cleaning product and it will be huge!
hi im 10,my life journies is to become a pokeman master,to rule the league of legend region, i have caught 2 teemos and going for the elite four tommorow. wish me luck pls!
Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad england, i walk many egyption miles to come watch
Hello me is 22 yar old male from bulgaria i is fisherman i sell my salomons for riot pointees. please contact me at preskyroelus 65 23840 bulgary. fresh fish very very good. please copy pasterino this advertisements.
Hey chaox, i am no afrikano king, buto dou you havo sume girls and bois in stock? mi name es aladeen i likeus kids !!!!! i know you sell them CHAOX!! i molestus dem only free
hi mi nem es billy boober and mi mam was africana king so me no got no love as baby zambula/ i walk 3 years everyday dao this my stroy . sorry for bad englashando pls no cop pasterinky
Ni hao qtpie I am poor rice farmer in china, i work 25 hours per day to buy your special shampoo to have hair like you. I have 16 childrens and i hope they will have hair like you. Please do not coperia pasterino tortellini ravioli
Hello mi name is roodi i am adc for dolan banana team, i walk a lot for play i am bresilian i love killing banana for play pls no copy pastarino this is story of my life
Guys im an artisan blacksmith, please quiet down. A dorans shield is a typical wooden shield with iron cast bracings plz no capuccino spagetti pasterino
Hello all! My name is Ali. I very like baked potato. I walk 30 mile very day, so i can grab 3 potato for my baked potato! Pls no potatino potatorino!!!
Hello I am from Australian eSportsology firm, and we have confirmed Lemonnation was replaced by a Fnatic Life Model Decoy for the finals, confriming EU not better than NA, thx for reading pls no capybara paterfamilia
Srry 4 bad englando I m 12 yr old boi frm africa i sel all mi fmily bred to bie computa jst 2 wtch u str3m. i hve to wlk 12 hour jst 2 get 2 elctricity and chrge computa coz hous hav no pwer. it take lot of courge 2 sae ths but bby u r butiful will u go on d8 with me? Plz no copi pasterino.
Donger is whatever you want it to be. Donger is a creed, a motto, a way of life. Donger is the hopes and dreams of future generations. Donger is what brings us together and spreads us apart. Donger is love, donger is life.
hi qtpie i am from straya and i just want to say you mate are a bloody inspiration, everyday i go down to the local centrelink office to get my dole so i can pay for internet to watch you stream, cheers mate plz no coperoni pastarino
hi im a 2 months old potato i liv in mexico and i paly league for legends..i watch reginild wukong stream so i think im the best vegetable in my potatohood, i main heimerdindonger jungler 13% win reit!!! i cary u to silver II for only 50 euro!!!! no copi pasta dongerino frapuccino this pls, sory for no propeler englandino..
hi mikel my name shingo and I only get 1 hr off work 2 eat food and I use every minute to watch your stream no coperino desparado pastaranino
Hey qtpie, I took your friendly advice and enjoyed a nice refreshing Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Everyone in the stream would be remiss to not enjoy these fantastic products!
Hey! Tommy!! Its Richard from math class last semester!! How are you??
I waited for 4 If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed a Ziggs for MatthewThat's my little brother man, he's only six years oldWe waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and you just said noThat's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idolHe wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I dohours in the freezing cold.
why mods ban our stories i find unfair can you pls stop it its not nice at all thx for reading sry bad englando i just wanted to say my opinion
WHEN ZYORI STREAM, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GOES TO MINE BALLS, I SNIFF THE BALLS AND FEEL I BECOME ONE WITH ZYORI. ALL BECOMING DREADLOCKS
Lol, Seriously guys?? SHE name is tommynra, and HE is girl... no copy pasterino
helo qtipie mi namo is qtpie junior i live in small getto hammerfest, i wotch ur stream evry day and i learn a lot, i play reach lvl 5 and now i have carpal tunnel syndrome.. pls donate mony so i can afford operation so i can have 3 hands. pls no coponi dongerini paseteroni
I saw Darude at a nightclub in the 90's once. He played Sandstorm like 4 times. Dont copy Paste this.
Hello im a 1 month old banana. Since i fall off the tree i watch leek of legends and want to become Soraka's bestest banana but im afraid Wukong will eat me. Pls dont laugh at my story!
Helo. im a guy from asi and a dont have fud and everytime i wath uddone i thorw bananas on my 15 monitor but it not wurk pls help me fad this guy.
Hello Mr Pie, my name Hans Gerhber, I work for a bug marketing company willing to spend top money to acquire the rights on the concept called "donger" Please let me know through private message if you are willing to discuss about a deal.
me name is juan from guatemala i sold my sister with down syndrome for a laptop and want become pro gamer in amerika big money big country like qtpie plz donate me so i can buy sister bakc no copy pasta
once upon a time in a small vill... copy pasterino fritterino frappucine dongerino splongerino rino
Hi my name patsakovski i am asian immigrant from bulgaria i steal dongeers from museums and i am bronze 5 pls no copy pasterini maccaroni
I am PERMANENTLY BANNED because I said "Qt I want you beard shoved in my ass", THAT'S LOVE BUD!! LOVE!!!!
it's fucked up how he treats his fans, curryboy96 said hi and he just flat out ignores him, fuck this guy's ego is bigger than my nudelsalat (which is really big)
Dear ZFG, thank you for that lovely erotic E-mail you sent me last night. Hearing about you and Zelda naked was the greatest fanfic ever and I hope you post it online soon. My love for you deepens like the canyons in the Gerudo Valley!
Hello QT, I am you from the future. You end up turning into a ganger rapper and a fedora ***. Your rapper name is the FLAMING FEDORA! and you end up sucking horse dong for a living cause fedoras and bronies go hand and hand. Don't copy pasterino!!!
ohai herro salaam aleikum qtpie, me is a iraqian famboi me luve u very much , ever day me and my camel walk 40 kilometeros to wacth u streem at library wifi, one day i wanna be the goodest adcawrry eu like u qtpie, sorry for my bed england pls no copa pastorino this is the story of me life.
Dear qtpie, As i understand from your sayings, you claim dogs cant read. With a master in english literature i am verry disappointed you think our obviously supreme race cannot read nor understand words.You have offended me and i will never watch your stream again, good luck on your future endevours, Sincerely Mr. Wooferz
I am a whale i want to integrate into society but the dongersquad wont let me and they bully me a lot pls no copino lapotipo pastorino cappuccino
Dear QT, thank you for that lovely erotic E-mail you sent me last night. Hearing about you and Draven naked was the greatest fanfic ever and I hope you post it online soon. My love for you deepens like the canyons in the Howling Abyss!
Hello I am 8 year doge from kentucky I steal fried chiken and resell for internet to watch heiscutepie to get beter at legend league. I am so amaze, so wow at his skill. Very doge. Por favor no pasteroni dogeroni wow
Mr. QTPie, I work for PETA and I can see that you are publicly abusing animals. I highly urge you to stop or be prepared to face the consequences.
Hello I am a 15 year old lobster who recently lost his claws. Please donate to my stream so I can get a new pair of claws. This is my story no coppione pastarineo
ola aphormo mi namo antuana i veri like u i no bronze 3 thank u wery much i no vwork potato factory wery hard job bat wukong son regi help me wery good no copi pasteroni plzg
im going to miss the unmade bed, im going to miss dolly, im going to miss the telephone ringing unanswered, im going to miss lisha and qt together.. its a sad end of a happy month together.
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
hi me name victor pereperedoklous, im 28 from greece, the economy bad. i work 0 hours because no job to watch your stream. if any german wants to donate i have paypal sorry englando dont copy pasterino my life story.
I used to walk 10 km just to make 2 dollas and i even sold my wife to have cheese for breakfast. since i started thinkin i need to stop being poor, i have gone from homelessry to living in an appartment. pls no copi pasterino mi story mitterino presidento chef boyarde
Hi Alex I am a 34 year old vietnam vet and I only play with my toes I appreciate you stream for helping me reach my goal of bronze 3 thanks a bunch much love from iceland Please dont copy past
hi alx your the best plaeyr i ve evr sen, u inspred me to ply rnkd and i walk 25mils pr day just get intert cafe to ply. kep roking,this is my stroy pls no copy pasterino sory fo bad englando
"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.
hi im alan, 13 year old seagul, i has catch a fish and hid it in cave with obama bind landen, pls no smite it. no copy geroge bushino pls
Fuck you qt, I don't come to your stream to get talked down to by some fuck with no mic. You're a disgrace to this great nation of dongertus.
seriously guys this copy paste thing is getting old are we really all just little kids who just monkey see monkey do? seriously this chat is so immature and redundant. all the copy paste is big such wow stop
He's really good looking, nobody shall tell me otherwise and what I find most appealing about him is his personality cause he's got a good sense of humor and really doesn't take things to seriously. Just a very attractive person over all.
i my name is tom i am from australia i speak very good english. the other day i was riding my kangaroo to the supermarket to by some crocodile for the barbie but on the way a dingo ate my baby. does anyone know anyone who is selling thiers?
Hello everyone! I'm entering streams to say something random! Did you know "dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of god"? Good bye everyone!
qt why is your music so fucking god waful like really are you an autistic walrus with the music taste of an autistic 4 year old?
my mom just walked in and asked me who that hot piece of ass was on my screen then started touching herself...
qt if i ever win the lottery im going to pay u for 500 hours of lessons u fuck i swear to god u will never rest u think this 300$/hr shit is funny i will watch u burn. btw play gragas next game pls
QT I believe that LOL is disrupting your Spelunky training for Worlds neext year. I think its time to get serious and delete LOL.
Hi, I am 14 year old and quit high school to get to Bronze IV. I left house to play league of legends everyday but i crie evrytiem. Plz surry for my englando. Plz no capi pasterina
Hello people my name is Julio Martinez. I sold beloved potatoes and cut of my toes just so i could buy more beer. Then a wizard appeared to me and gave me the special dildo. I have taken good care of it ever since. Please do not copy
Hey Chaox , It's me Regianal. I want you back on TEAM SOLO MONKEY. all you gotta do is send me your eyebrowns and stinky cheese potato Thank you. pls no copornino coperino dongerado chingirino
hello im kurenguino, i used to live in the jungle with my bestest friendo wukunguu reginaldo till we both came to murica the land of opportunities and met the rational citizens like Chaox in that country, sorry for bad englando pls no copy pasterino heimerino i have a dreamo al pacino with steve o' quentin tarantino in the pino for the mimo
Guiz I am currently training to become the worlds best carrot... I watch Snoopeh's stream when I grow in my soil but to fully achieve my dream I need some moar donations from the republic of Congo. Pls help me achieve my dream. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino
I have a notepad with a list of everyone I ban and the reason why, if I see your name again, you get banned on sight, think you are cute begging to get unbanned, think again, I'll *** make sure you never type another message here. I've seen hell and the little highschool history lesson you learned today that makes you feel so proud is *** pathetic. I eat peices of *** like you for breakfast. Watch your step.
hello my name is jamal and i want to be a league of legend. i train evryday to be a great monkey like reginald. pls no copy pasterino my story.
hello my name is ihbrs and i want to play league of legendas with no BRS . my wish is playing with no brs anymore cause when i play with brs INstaLose. pls no copy pasterino my story
Uh? Look, I'm from the USA (cool, I know). And I don't get this. Why is this supposed to be funny. he looks like a mongo, his dress sense is *** and he's from Europe (or somewhere else poor). And no, I'm not jealous, I don't drive a Ferrari, but I've got a big sphagetti (6 inches when fully erect) and I look (a bit) like Brad Pitt. Oh, and more importantly, I'm American.
hi chaox im a charmander and i just want to say after watching your stream i have gained much xp and am almost ready to become charmeleon srry bad english muffin pls no capybara
Hi i am 7 yr. old russian ex-professional Superman 64 player and i want to become professional lol Vodkaman to avenge my sister, who got vodka underdose last year and now she cant play this game anymore. So ive been improving my mechanics for 4 month and i already can play vs bots for 2 minutes. And i will become best Vodkaman in the history of LoL. Pls no vodka Medved'erino.
Hola!! Me reyinald I work as big boss monkey for teem solo midlane. mi amigos es dyros he make big anger of me i call him rude chico beecuz i say u apollogize or u leave team house and work in potato factory mi other amigo es wildgato i make hem feel very sad becuz i tel u stop get catch in teemfiyt or u leave house and work for me as donkey wagon. also me amigo es xpecial i say u win bot or i use u hair for make new eyebrows for mi face. Pls no copy babuunino
A kid once said to me when I get good at LoL I want to have a playstyle like Reginald. I said well kid, you can't do bot
Huge fan here, I was just wondering if its true that your pet lizard died after you attempted to give it anal. Pls respond
hi my name pepito i watch alex ichikakov and genja007 27/4 pls no copy pasterino sorry for bad englando yes
Qt i know this guy who was spanked for 40 bucks and A lobster dinner at red lobster, but thats not all he did it repeated times till his ass was black and blue and also had post work out sweaty balls rubed on his face and all together he didnt even get 100. So Do you think it was all worth it ?
hello sirs i am come from itlay, le dong man is my favorito he is very proscuitto player! some day there is wish to come on americia for visit dong man and see le dionger of le dongman please to coppola pastrami for all see my dream
My name is Mushroomo and I'm a mushroom that wants to be a human, everytime I almost made it a walrus eats me and kills me. please help me through spending 100 to a email called mushromwantstobehuman@mushroomo, please NO coperino pasterino etos magharatios etos spaghettis teeto bologense
Michael, I am sick in the hospital with butt cancer, the doctors say the only way to cure it is for you to play Molly. Please save my life Michael.
Qtpie, nice cock. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. You have delivered one of the greatest runs I have seen since 1978. It's been a long time since I've seen such a good spelunky melunky player, and it inspires me to plug in my Dial-up and give it a swirl myself. I just wanted to say thanks qtpie, you've changed my life.
Hello QT i missed you so hard today man, i was at work and i couldnt do constructive stuff i was just focused on going back home and be with you even virtually (on that topic when are you dumping lisha so i can move in your bed in dig's house) NO HOMO
sicko has contributed nothing to the sm64 community and only trash talks the speedrunners...he played against siglemic at sgdq on vc (this gives him a big advantage) and couldn't even do a BLJ up the stairs past the 50 star door, so he handed the controller to jiano and cheated...he didn't win the race still and was really salty and didn't finish the run...he didn't clap or look happy when sig was doing his 70 star run, and then he says this sicko is truly a scumbag and deserves to be banished from the sm64 community
I find it funny how Locodoco is in almost every imaqtpie's game, and they are passive aggressive towards each other. they are complete opposites too, locodoco is tryharding and taking it serious, imaqtpie is sloppy and has a donger lifestyle
hey im qtpie i like to have fun and play lol and when i am bored i play lol when im having fun i play lol and when im not doing anything i play lol its what i do play lol
It is official. After years of research Scientists have proven that imaqtpie is clearly a burrito. no copy pasterino kthxbye Kappa
Hey Michael yesterday a car hit me in the ass and i lost my legs. My last wish before I die is to smell your fluffy hair. Please make me happy Michael
Streamer you have just made a terrible mistake. I see time depleting, splits turning red. Yet my feelings go to blue, this is truly heartbreaking. What appeared to be so good was taken right before my eyes, like the wind carries leaves from a tree this run has been wasted. This truly disappoints me and I feel the need to inform you that this can no longer go on like this. For this reason I would like to tell you RESET
This is a copypasta, this is purely made to fill up a stream chat with a pointless paragraph, and it's doing a good job. Now people will repost this copy pasta and make it one hell of a chat. They do this because they find this funny and entertaining. However they do not realize how they are affecting the stream experience of other people. So please copy and paste this to stop copy pasta's.
Hello, I'm Kripparrian player of PoE father to a battered child, baldest of the bald man No copy pasterino frappucino fibonacci
I don't mean to impress you, but i've been off narcotics and alcohol for 6 months and a few days. Also I've been spending my days exercising, and i'm quite good-looking. #doge
No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
vrhastafarrian go, "My boy, Kripparino diddlerino, why you don't go out into the night and suck blood like a good romanian vampire?" and all Kripperino say is, "Rip in pepperoni" and pappafarrian go, "i do not understand this newfangled american language you speak, i have failed as a father and as a pepperino pizza" no copy pasterino dongerino fraphachino macarino
Wow come on guys, please stop being unrespectful and stop spamming. Also, don't copy and paste this comment.
Hello Mr. Santana. I wanted to give you fair warning, I am an undercover FBI agent that has been tracking your stream for months. I finally caught you playing an illegal emulator. I've got you now.
people who critic Alex Ich for evolved on Kha Zix : He know what do. It a pro player who play one best team in Orphanage. So just respect that pls i not "fanboy", just like respect. My parent Die when I am little and I just want to give alex the respect. I am monkey. Please no coperino pasterino
Guys, for real. Stop copying other people's posts. I said to stop it and you just go and copy my post and just spam the chat with it. It is so childish. I can't stand it. Please stop. Like really, you don't need to copy a post to be funny. Be original.
dong version:
Guis i come from dongerland. Stop copi other noob's posts. I said to stop it and you just go and copi my pasterino and just spam the chaterino with it. It is so childish. I can't stand it. Please stop. Like really, you don't need to copy a post to be funny. Be originalino
Hello, my name is dongerino. I want to be the bestest TF just like OLDSCHOOL GG. I still work in banana factory as i m banana. I want to move to america land of FREEEEEDOM to live american dream. However i scared that best wukong reginald will eat me. Plz no copy dongerino my life story I got a dreamo al pacino stevo-o mike the situation sorrentino
You are all a bunch of stupid kids that copy paste other guys messages and spam the chat. watch the stream and shut up. pls no copy pasterino stoperino actualino
hilo me name es carthulio,.,, am make blankets and sel tire wheels 4 mone. like u i pley on brazil servers on dirt V.i want get dirt IV. pls no copy pasterino ravioli chef boyarde
This for all my players out there ridin'... spinners. I don't care where you at, the club parking lot. The express way, whatever.What I want you to do right now is just STOP And let em' keep spinnin' man. I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stop I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stopI'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stopI'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners I'm rolin'..
I tired of peoples that says my englerd is bad. They's go back to school, cuz I have the gooder english world. Srsly, stop writing liek you do goodest than me. Pls I so angry, no copi pasterino orange moccha frapuccino pls no copy pasterini macaroni gibertini spaghetti
hello, me name is boris and i is from mother russia. i quit my job at fanny-pack factory and put down my dog to walk 2 meters averydays from my sister's basementto woch youu streaam. i have moved from bronze II to bronze VI . tis was a hard trip but i new i kan dew it, i master the hardest champ in the game, Darius.i will now learn to play Garen and teeto. thank you 4 all ur halp. i love 'murica.sry for baad englichz.pls no copey pasterino chef boyar
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
Chaox I had one of my employees give you a business card for free veterinary care on Long Island where you live. Im a local veterinarian. If you are interested I would be willing to trade LoL lessons for free vet care if interested! Did u get that card?
Halo, my name esta pollo, i live in cartona box and laik, i suld mai waif to get maney, now me play league of legends in brazil server 650 ping, im in sand V, i want to get to sand II but too hard alone, pls no copy pasterino.
Helo my nam is Zijan Huen, me egyptus and i solt my piramyd to buy rip in ligue of legendes and i buy pharaoh nasos. sory for bed engalande no copy papyrus
QT i 'm gonna be there in cologne to watch you in the atlantic battle or whatever is the name, i m a bit short on moolah so would it be a problem for you if i crash in your hotel room? ty buddy love you
twitch chats = bunch of immature children and man babies spamming *** 24/7 in the hope that maybe one day someone would cop paste their msg, now it is my turn to hope.
Dear pizza, it has come to my pizza that one of your pizza "Pizzaman" has been abusing his pizza as pizza and banning pizza for no good reason. I would appreciate pizza if you took some pizza out of your pizza to take pizza and remove his pizza. Thanks Ya'll OpieOP
Nobody likes someone who does copy pastas. So pls do not make any copy pastas. They fill up the chat and ruin it. Its annoying and selfish so pls don't make any. Pls copy paste this so more ppl may read it and copy and paste it so more ppl may read it so less ppl will ruin chat. Help create a better chat experince!
hallo alex, im veri fan of yu. sowry for bad englandino tho mi no murican. i think yu r the goodest midolane eu and u inspirer me to keepa climbin the ladder. so cause of u i masteried khazix(10 perceint win reit) pleyin 18hr/day and i climb to bronze IV in this hards 2 years playin the game. thanks for reedin my stowry. god blesserino yu my frend.
I know it is all fun and games in twitch chat, but I would like to take a minute to bring attention to something that is no joking matter: dong cancer. Dong cancer affects 1 in 50 dongs worldwide and is extremely preventable. Ask your doctor about preventing dong cancer at your next visit. Plz share.
my name is Abdul El Bahkir and i is from egytian i just baught a coputr to play league legends nd i buy pharoah nasus bcuz he represent my country now i am in Sand V and working my way to Sand 4. Sry for bad england plis no copy pasterino
Go *** yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little wb/ folderw pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. *** pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces.
What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little ***? I ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Na'Vi Seals, and I ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alliance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I m the top sniper in the entire Doto forces.
Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
QTpie I skip all my classes every day to watch you stream, but it'smaking it hard to pass my exams. Can you please teach me physics during your Queues?
be kripp - be 33 - still live with parents - play every day computer games - never get laid - no education - dropped out of school - mother never loved me - father hates me - family is not proud of me - i am a loser in real life - die alone in front of pc while playing games [/greentext]
I am actually a highly intelligent homo sapiens. I don't expect the Kripp CHAT! to understand and perceive the clock in a intelligent manner, such as my way of perceiving, but it is not easy having a IQ of 178, when most plebs got about 90, don't you even dare talk to me you silly baboon.
Imagine this porn: "Porn of Exile" Kripp walks with a hobo brown poncho and a staff on his hands. He gets in front of a sexy Piety and says: "I'm going to discharge on your face". Of course, the soundtrack would be Wilderness from D2.
APPARENTLY every single *** pathway, every single *** build is Kripparian's, he owns the *** skill tree, *** deal with it, copywrited, *** bought the rights, you people are stupid.
hi Zfg1 i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strem u are favourit stremmer i sell kidney for a laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i cum to america LAND OF FREEDDOM so i be lyke u and strem 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO USAsss al pacino, malcolm in middle, stevo-o, mike 'the situation' sorrentino.
since you didnt pick urgot, you crushed my dreams, now it is time to go do my real dream, selling potatos on the highway, you did this qtpie, pls dont copy urgotrino
helo generaldo me name guillermo juanos carlos miguel fram mehiko u boifrend reyinald send me and i jest vanted to sai u veri sexi todai and i hef a dreamino.. can i pls fingerino u arseholino while u take s.hit on me chestino.. pls no macarino dongerino frappuchino jalapeno chapponelli is only me dreamino
hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)
Herro everybodu! My namu is Hidetaki Konichaaba I am transferu from china. I must be best reague prayer by next month or my mom and dad chopu my head and feed to cat. Plz herp me thanks. No coperu pasterinu
hi kripp your the best plaeyr i ve evr sen, u inspred me to ply poe and i walk 25mils pr day just get intert cafe to ply. kep roking,this is my stroy pls no copy pasterino sory fo bad englando
Im making you money and your mad at me stoopid chat Kappa. sry 4 making u subs gg wp nerf chinese. btw nice *** with rice you are eating there. enjoy the meal
i was hungry so i had a sandwich and i wasn't hungry anymore. please no copy pasterino dongirini fettichini
i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips
Hello zfg my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
Dude, I know someone who died from the weed so shut the fuck up you heartless bastard. He injected 22 marijuanas and died. It's not a laughing matter either.
BoxBox , This is Adam from BodyBuilding community. I would like to suggest you 2 protein shakes of 1K calories each a day. Also a good pre workout like White flood and Hemavol. Creatine as well post workout and a good post workout whey protein shake. 1 hour cardio a day and 1 hour of hard weight lifting session.
Hello my namo is nokopi pasterhino i live in hitlerland (austria) and i am biggest fanny i watched your stream since 2001 and ever since i got from bronze 5 to silver 11 beacuse i sold my wife and children for league of gay hacks pls no copi pesteriano piano is only my life
Hi twich users, here in twich hq we've been doing some researchs, and the result of those researchs showed that twich chats are running low in KPS (Kappas p/second) you can help us in this cause by just putting a Kappa in the end of your message, thank you Kappa
helo mi name es paulino from simple villege of dongerton. my doge frankerz is sick with many cancers and can be only healed from many stream to watch. pls donated to my doge for his healing to be healed. pls no coperino pastaringo dongerino fettuchino.
trick, ever since I subscriub i dream of one day of completli my goal of representing my home country of nigeria in your subwar shodown. Now I traveled all the way from africa by swim. sorry my message it too long I jos wan to tell your my life goal. no copperoni pasteroni tho
Everybody's bugged by spam nowadays, and as if the fact that it's annoying weren't enough, people make a profit by using spam too. That's why anti-spam laws exist, so that spam-scammers and other scammers too can be punished. I would HATE it if u copy pasterino'd this
Hi my name is Chang and my dream was to become a pro, not any pro my freind only the best of doota leage can with sand, to get here i had my baby sister, and leave my home lands please wish me bes luck chang P.S do not repost
My name Emilio and i mucho pour. It my son birthday and i way from bannanna field of idayhoe. My son has many sad since he not gud like you. All he want on his birfday is two see you and Track2G be win as friends. Eye tri to sub to both but twitch not except my turkey or italian sub as payment. How sub do twitch take? My son little Estevez is conting on you for many smiley born day.
Wow. Another chat destroyed by copy pasterino. How many more terrible streams need to be corrupted before the rest of you Twitch viewers realise that mods will never moderate, Copy pasta will never be original, and that this chat isn't worth reading, let alone comprehending? I'm very disappointed how many of you copy pasted my opinions last time I shared them, but I won't stay angry, just don't do it again. Peace
This is possibly the worst stream in existence. How does this no lifer get so many viewers. This *** boggles my mind how all you *** just sit here and worship this guy and you *** idiots better not copy pasterino my comment or I will be enraged beyond belief
Look guys I'll cut to the chase here, I won't beat around the bush. I'll tuck my bratwurst in and just get to the point. Basically just copy and paste this wall for me so I can giggle like a little girl and feel big. Thanks.
Kripp, this is Michelle from your 4th grade geography class. I just wanted you to know that I still haven't forgiven you for what you did to that poor little duckling during our field trip to the CN Tower. You are the scum of humanity but I will still fap to you day and night because you have a cute butt, hun.
sometimes i like to imagine kripp throwing me hard against a bed and taking me forcefully over and over on our wedding night. it would be an arranged marriage but my mind would quickly be changed once i took one look at that pale, scraggly boney skeleton and all of my feminine juices started flowing like a sloppy niagra falls. I was ready to become a woman, and Kripp was going to be my master.
guys, this is the finol straw. I have had it up to here with the copy paste this and the kappa that. I just dont understand why we cant have a civilized discussion without descending into chicancry. Kappa and Keepo and dongerino, its seriously the dumbest thing EVER. Please stop now and help change twitch chat into what it should be, a beacon if enligtened discussion
You Twitch idiots need to seriously rethink what the priorities of your lives are. Do you seriously think that copy-pasting everywhere will make you more credible as a person in the future? Do you not think of the shame you bring to your parents when your only utility in life is to spam the emoticon of a random man with a sarcastic smirk on his face? Shame on all of you
Ladies and gentlemen, I recently lost my job and am currently unemployed. Twitch chat has been my safe haven and comfort during this time. However, I come to this stream today and what do I see? A ridiculous amount of copypasting tomfoolery. Please, have respect for the intellectuals here and try to return to the days of glorious discussion in twitch chat.
hello alexbich my name brosti am albanian from albania i love to like your stream everyday i watch for quite time to become learner of league and legends to nbecome professional amateur playing my father loss all cows so am now need to support family (no wards hehe) sorry for bad not so good englis hehe jus want slow my appreciate for your strean, please dont mock and copy pastel this
Michael i am so fucking mad when i hear you say "just playin'" all the time, it's time for you to understand that this is your fucking job, i dont fucking pay you 5 bucks a month to hear you say "just playin' " and get fucking stomped. get your shit together son. (Pls copy pasterino)
Hello honey, it's grandma, how are you sweetie, you dad just showed me your "stream" and i am very proud of you, you are a very good pokemon player. Love, Grandma
Dear Riot. Many players have been harassed by Froggen. It has been concluded by many people that Froggen needs to be nerfed. We can no longer stand the torture of his OPness. We DEMAND him nerfed immediately. sincerely, the LoL community
Helo me name is Albert. Me work in pant factory. Me earn lot of money to becom pro legue player. Me is very god in udyr play. I work hard evry day to be best. pls send me money evryday so me become rich. I go from plastic to wood in 5 yrs. Me so hapy. pls no copy pasterino
Hey Trick, youre my favorite homosexual streamer. I just wanted to say, that youre doing really great job and wish you luck in yoloq. Kappa
Ola io intenor habler espaniol, io kero muxo Xpeko, io estudio espaniol para habler con Espeke io aprendiero espaniolo porfavoro Espeke contestoro me porfavoro io comeri jamone para parezco espaniolo, comero paella rico paella para espaniolo, porofavoro no copio pegariono, perdono pore malo espaniola Kappa Kappa
Hai mah namezor is omdano , i want u to cray me to plasticbag 54 , i wanz pro jungle teemo , i earn moneh by Raising udyrs so pls nerfnio , i watch trick2b awl dai long he takez my moneh and cawl me a noob , rito no ban pls no copiesta pastorino chef bastardo masterino
i got cancer once, the doctor said that i had suffered from a common case of reading a twitch tv chat. apparently as soon as i glanced at the chat a huge tumor formed in my brain. the cure was rather simple, eat a magic cybrix pizza and i was all better
Cococaptain you think your fkin cool because you can turn on sub mode u lil bitch? I'll have you know I work for the NSA and we know all about the 2 terabytes of slug porn on your computer. So i suggest you bring it down a notch
Bonjourno my name es Luigi and i am from italiano and i own a restaurant called Dongerino where we make the best copy pasterino and copy pizzarino in the whole world so if you go to italiano plis come visit us you wont be disapointino. Sry for bad americano and plis no ditto.
Your mods must be some of the most pathetic 40yr old virgin neckbeards of all *** time. Really, one of these cunts timed some guy out for saying "mao, donate to me Kappa" as a *** joke, I said "really, he got timed for that"? And then I was banned too. And all they seem to do is ban people for *** all and then fap to your *** nudes while being mentally crippled white knights. *** those sad bastards, they even time people out just for mentioning kripp,
Hola amigos my name es Georgio Gonzalino and i got banned from my country mexico bcauz i do to many copy pasterino now i am in usa so i can do copy pasterino in peace thanks you and no ditto plis is only my story.
Oooooooh I m so scared, you think you re tough pussy? I m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can t hack me you little piece of shit. You re peeshooter and kung fu won t make a difference when my friend woh s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater.
hey as an austrian who considers hitler the greatest achievement in my countries hhystory on a same level with mozart haydn and falco i feel insulted pls dont copi pasterino.
kappa this kappa that, you know what? i am done with this kappaeing. i think this chat should grow up and get the fk out of here. stop waisting your lives here, i leave now for league of lexus and heroes of honda ,no copy pasterino pls
QT do you even know whr you went wrong? Don't you realise u always have to carry extra hard in soloqueue? that is becoz u don't get rabbadon on MARKSMAN ... you shd improve more in league of legend ... you are worrying america ... please no coffee and pasta reena
hello my neym iz yuri, i em furom soviet russia, my wayf is a prostititue end i cell her to meyk money 4 doto 2 itemz. plz dont copy pasteriono tortellini, chorizo my stopry, CYKA
Hai mi nem is Yao Chan Chu i come from china and i need to bcome challenger at league legends or my dad and mom beat me with belt everyday. Now i am in silver 5 and stuck plis alex ich my frend helps me get challenger so me parents stop beat me plis. Sry for bad england i try best and plis no ditto is only my lyfe.
I`M 40 YEARS OLD VIRGING LIVING WITH MY MOM AND DONT WORK AND ONLY PLAYING DOTA SORRY FOR MY GOOD ENGLAND, DONT COPYPASTERINO MY TRUE LIVE STORY
Hello my name is Phreak's chin strap so I become cool guy. I work in dildo factory and pick out defective dildos from conveyer belt. After work I play league and have dreams to become pro player. My internet is powered with sweat i collect from work. I have watched RobertxLee stream and improved from Bronze 4 to lube 5. I hope one day i make monehs for famly. Please no copy pastarino italiano sauce chin strapino.
hola hola gosuu my nam is pablo i no good england so sory for bad englando but i jest vanted to say thet u r the goodest and i dump my gf to juego leag of leggings and aftr 2 year i are now bronce 4 in br server gracias to u and sory for baddest englando, england is no first langage. plz dont copato and pasterado its only my life.
Hello mutscho Namo Pep-ito from Columbia sry my Bad Englando ive been working in a ShoeFactory to raise money to become Pro-Playero LeagueofLegenda like HotflopGG and ODDONES! Help me to get Pro Playero Like u Pls and give me a some Advisory Pleaso! NO Copy Pasterano Macceroni!
Hey Michael Santana, this is Terry your gym instructor. You are late for your Bowflexing training, please, I'll wait for you for more 15 minutes.
Why do people say "RIP in piece" it doesn't make sense? RIP = Rest in Piece so people are saying Rest in Piece in piece? It's so dump.
Did you know. The African Tree Whale is a special breed of whale. It is usually found within the deep safari and will mostly likely be found feeding on Nigerian Tree Leopards. Only 3 have been reported seen and they weigh up to One- Quadrillion Tons. If you're lucky you will find one in the deep heart of the african Safari where snakes thrive and Whales prosper.
support qt by donating, i dont even care bout him being gay or furry, fuck that, but srsly baning people for saying REMOVE HORROR or a guy for asking whats the fastest way to get in his pants so he'd get a global emote is bullshit
I am a turtle from LA and i really need some money from you boxbox so i can smell your scent. I just want to be like the seagulls and fly free into the volcanoes. So please if you feel me then can you please send me some of your scent, an old gym sock, and 1 day old piece of pizza Copy Pasterino please!
Hello General. I work hard 60 hours a week and the best thing in my week is getting a chance to sit at home watching you jungle and teaching me how to be a better player, but recently your chat has been outrageous with its copy and pasting. For the love of GOD please dont copy paste this.
Crazy8ace acts like a normal sub, but he is really an undercover walrus being a foward scout for Urf. Riot is trying to keep it under raps so that it cam be a huge suprise when he is released. It is fabled in the stories of my people that when Urf appears, he will be so great that he can one shot anyone at level 1. I am also a walrus, but not one as great as Urf. Please no copy pastern Walrusin
hello, my name is juan and I am from the save a donger foundation, for just 69 cents a day you can save a donger, please, there are small and big dongers that need help, you can make a difference
qtpie, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best gay streamers on twitch and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do
hi my name is robbie, i sneak into principal office everyday to watch funny trickzg stream. i got caight and now must do 300 englando papers befor i am allowed to use computer. thanks to u i climbed from bronze 3 to bronze 4 in only 3 months. i have now dropped out to dedicate my lift to becoming pro league of leg player. this is my life story, pls no copy macaroni raviolo pastrami pasterino
My Freshman year of high school, there was a girl in my biology class that never ever talked. No one knew anything about her. Well finals come around and the teacher hands out the tests. This girl takes one look at the test and projectile vomits all over the entire front row. Most hot thing i've ever seen, had such a huge boner. PLS NO PASTERINO
Hi my name is Prakell, i have been leave tommorow for English but i should learn england, i think i dont have to because my england are very good. Please copy pasta this meseg if u think that i must learn england
hi dimond name is Robertinho me from Favela,Brazil. I must say the competitive scene there is not that good, i ask for a free tourney to russia so i kan play with u and genja, i have a big salami like everyone here in brazil, please answer me
hola my nam is pablo i no good england so sory for bad englando but i jest vanted to say thet u r the goodest and i dump my gf to juego leag of leggings and aftr 2 year i are now bronce 4 in br server gracias to u and sory for baddest englando, england is no first langage. plz dont copato and pasterado its only my life
I was only 9 years old I loved Kripp so much, I had all the merchandise and streamsI pray to Kripp every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given"Kripp is love" I say; "Kripp is life"My dad hears me and calls me a something. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kripp
Hi, I am a 30 year old man with autism and clinical depression and a receding hairline and a microschnitzel. I am hoping to raise money for a sex change to become an anime girl with pinku (pink) hair. In order to earn the required money I will become a professional Dota 2 player and compete at the International 4. That is my dream. Sorry for my perfect English (due to my autism).
Hi may name is San Miguel and i come out of Peru. Krip yu inspia me to plai a lod of gamez. I walk 10 mile evrydy to watsch yur stream. Pls no coperino pasterino this persona text thats my own story and i want krip to see his bigest fan
I like turtles because they re so chill. They don t hurt anyone. They re just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I m gonna take my time getting there, I m not in a rush. Because I m a turtle.
Hello qtpie, I just want to let you know that the baby you left inside of me and didn't take care of is doing very well, I hope someday that he can meet his legendary father and maybe you can train him in the ways of the donger. He was born with a glorious full head of long hair, just like his daddy.
waena:
Hello Waena, I just want to let you know that the baby you left inside of me and didn't take care of is doing very well, I hope someday that he can meet his legendary father and maybe you can train him in the ways of the Lulu. He was born with a glorious obsession with Japan, just like his daddy.....
qtpe mi name is yeremiba zilibaralai from siberia and walk every day 17 hur to watch your donger stream i sell wfe and kid for to buy computerella and intrarnet. i dream of being provezzional blayer in your donger game "legend leauge" like dandy and xbox. sorry for no propeller england pls no copy pasterino.
hi mi name es pablo . i mi englando no es beuno. i seen on teh computernets doublelift died driving scarra to McDonald's when they hit Paul walker who was being driven to the hospital by dyrus who was driving on drugs while phantoml0rd was having sex with wildturtle the cat and imaqtpie was too busy being sexy as fuck and aphromoo was in the trunk with a dead hooker pls no copi pasterino macaronino marzetino ty
hello my lord qtpie....is it true that you are the new stylist for CLG....I already bought your dongsquad t-shirt in memory of scarra (rip scarra 1973-2013) and i wear it proudly ... would buy more if you joined CLG !!
Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
hi kripp me mambule of nigeria an want sway tank yu for strem. after work at potatoe field me walk 3 ours erry day two wadch yua strem. mambule want play white man game juan day with hero kripp
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u
Hello, Mr. Kripparian. It has come into my attention that you have been playing one very casual lesser game called Hearthstone lately. That is not the type of game I've come to expect from the professional gamer you are. I believe changing the game would greatly improve the overall stream quality. Sincerely, an annoyed viewer.
scarra, all I wanted for christmas was for you to hit 500lbs, please make my Christmas miracle come true and hit 500lbs. please no copipasteruno mackarino in peace.
hello my name is Altair Ibn-La'Ahad I am syria, I sold my asasin bled for to buy league of logondro, i rech brotherhut 16 now on way to provisional match thank to u imaqtpie piss no cpy pasterinu
Kripp has an IQ of at least 174, can calculate quantum fluctiations at superstrings in his head, has a magnificent 12 inch dong and a hot girlfriend whom he regularly plows and he's such a nice guy that he let's his father live with him for free.
Hello kropp my name is korimoto yamakoto toyota and i am from the japanese and i wann to thx u for stream everyday because i alway watch and lauf alot hihi. You inspir me to try harder in teh games i play like hurthstone i am master medal like u and i pro. Sry for bad amricano and plis dont repost.
please stop using the grey face man. my grandmother in dark greenland was watching the stream and when she saw so many scary faces in chat she had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital. so please, for the sake of old people, no more grey face. Plz no copy pasterino my story.
Do people actually take time to think up these stories just so they can put no copy pasterino at the end of them? My brother was riding in a car and he was texting to twitch chat and was thinking about writing a story. He died mid post and the last thing he said before he died and hit a semi was no copy pasterino
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
thats all you do chaox, im getting sick and tired of it. all you do everyday is stream, and then say "Nyeh". when you say "Nyeh" i get so worked up, and i just wanna get a knife, and cut you gunnars in half. your pride and joy. say nyeh ONE more time. ONE.
Tricky pls read this i am numero uno fan hombre. My name is Javierorino and I to be one time pro legue playar like u. I am onli 12 yrs old,and haeve onli 2 hrs of computer play per day because muther have no work and i job 8 hrs after school at faktory to make panties for grandmothers. sry i make so long tekst for chat but i relly have to say i miss u strem, and now i see u i will am inspired to one time pro even tho 2 hrs of playa onli.
are cactuses a good thing yes that is the true question..... one might think that the importance of cactuses in local enviroments is not as impactful . however i disagree for cactuses are the only thing that will quench mankind's thirst for green prickly things and must therefore be respected as such.
you guys realise that you look ignorant retards when u posts that troll pekka face also it just makes u look immature trolls and complete retards who lack sense of common sense also you guys who likes to spam grey face may die of daihrriea
GGWP!! I have a question for you Sirhcez. I'm trying to learn your master dog style. On your Doggers only account, how come you only have 6 crit marks?
How has Twitch chat come down to this *** level? It used to be something else than just spamming "Kappas" or "FrankerZs". We used to have real conversations here and we didn't harrass casters to "show bobs". I am on the verge of stopping to support the casters and quit watching streams alltogether! Please Twitch chat. CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!
Guys dont Copy and Paste other people, theres no point in Copying other people stuff. If you Copy and Paste you look like a loser and its not even funny. Some of you need to get a life because you look stupid and silly just Copying other people stuff.
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.
I flexed My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my *** came within five inches of her ***, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.
Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your fcking long hair. well guess what you piece of shit. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good. im better than any lcs player. come 1v1 if your not scare
hi am frm bngladsh i am 10 yr old i grdated frm oxyfrd uneversty i wtch odon fr 2 yrs to gt frm bronze v to bronze 4 i am now mchnically gifted and will go pro sry for beg englandinio no cpy cat maccoroni pasterino cuppucino
Qt i've read the interview of Lisha, the whole fucking thing, if you don't propose i swear i ll hire the tor hitman to kill you with his barehands god dammit the feels i think she loves you even more than i do
Fresh prince of Bel-air has ruined my life. I memorised the entire theme song and started randomly using it in everyday conversation out of habit. Relationships have started to fall apart, and people have started to avoid me. I don't even try to use it any more. It just comes out, subconsiously. Will Smith has ruined my *** life.
Hey you fuckin morons making fun of consuela. She is just doing her honest and dignitas job while you neckbeards sit behind a computer screen and flabergast about consuela and poke fun at her. She is just trying to make money, maybe if you kappas realized that you would respect her more. GOD DAMN
Hi Kripp. My son, Richard, has been a really big fan of you ever since he discovered your Twitch channel a few months ago. He keeps talking about how cool you are at dinner and he's even decided to be vegan because of you! It's amazing how influential you've been! He even finishes his homework every day before 7pm just so he can watch your stream on time! Anyways, I'm contacting you is because recently my son has been banned from your channel.
hi mi name is regi i live from canada i walk 200 miles to get to computer in alaska to play lgend league because iwant be pro player like qqpie and cumshotgg pls no coffee papapino dunkacino pasterino
its end of 2013 and twitch chat is still where stupid kappa this kappa that , im fcking done with idiotic fuck behavior on chat and its literally dragging my IQ down shits , hope u guys disband soon and i cant even learn my school lessons anymore
Wow Kripp you're a cute little squirrel ^_^ HAHA You're so cute, like a squirrel of some kind. LOL You're acting similar to a squirrel eating his peanuts! XD Guess who's an adorable squirrel? It's you Kripp!! Wooo. Let's see how many peanuts you can hide in your cheeks! Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you! ROFL
That's it, I'm done. Fuck this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my schnitzel and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse.
Hello, my name is Ho Lee Fuk and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story
Hello my name is Amad. I am a middle eastern corner store owner who were kidnapped by Pakistan terrorist! They have took me to an abandon house and I do not know what to do. I am force to eat frozen food everyday and I am left with a laptop that I watch streams with. But if feel my death is near and my labtop is almost out of battery. Someone please track my ip address and save me. Please no copy and paste
Hi guise my name is francisco and im from brazil. i dropped from the potato factori to become best midlaner in ze world. i make huge progress and managed to climb from bronze v to bronze iv in only 3 months. love u scarra (best mordekaiser eu). sori for no propeller englando pls no copi pasterino macarroni ravioli spageti
Hello mi name is Darude, I am song maker, I sell dongers to make sings. me make sandstorm song, if plays chat spams DUDUDU and always ask for song name, please copy pasterino for tell song name is Sandstorm so they stop ask questioneriino and make popularino!
Hey Krepo, I'm still dead inside because of NiP loss, what do you recommend I do? Listening to Phil Collins makes me cry
Hello good sir, My name is Sventon Stevenson, I am reaching out today to you to ask for a generous donation of Kappa (no spaces) so that I may purchase a lovely wife from Pinoy ville. She has already sent me a picture message and I know her name. Please help me by donating to me so I can full fill my life long dream and no longer have to wait on my QOP of Pain to given to me. thank for your Kappa donations and remember no cappuccino pas
Hello kripp, im a korean professional runescape player. i'm also a girl whos looking for a long distance relationship. If you are interested in companionship, please message my twitch inbox. I wish you long sustenance in your country of choice. cheers!
Hello My name is Juan Taquito, and My dream is to become a cardboard box, I go home to my family of 12 children daily, searching online for how to become a box, that is why i will watch BoxBox every day, to learn his ways and reach my true form.
Hello my Nein is Roberto and i is LOl player bronze, I is pro coz me 1vs1 mi enemigos after geim... i is pro you is noob
Shakespeare, Newton and Graham Bell? They can all go to hell! The new historic person is spelled K a p p a. A true polymath and scientist, most known as the creator of Time, Space and idiocy. His mug is easy to remember and hard to forget. He exist in everyone like gravity and is noted to suck the life energy out of weak people like a black hole. Read more about him in an encyclopedia at your local library. Oil painting of him: Kappa . Now enter his universe. No kappa shaksepearino please.
hello mi name es EL REY. I my mexicano and i want to be profesional playedor of defense of guadalajara. I sold all my sombreros so i can play doto. Porfavor no coperino pasterino, is only my life
KAPPA THIS KAPPA THAT! Twitch chat retards ! All you do is spam kappafaces, greyfaces and HOLYKAPPAS all day. Do you think this is the best way to spend your time? AND CANT READ CHANT RETURDS!
Hi guys this is stupid, please dont be mindless sheep in twitch, I personally prefer chicken so please have a thought for others guys and I also hate pasta.
srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk shit... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it!
helo sory 4 bad englando i am zombie fom mexicano an i quit my job of ating brains 2 ply leagu and after 3 yers i goten 2 bronz 3 with sion ths is my life sotry pls no coperino dongeringo frettuchino
That's it noobs, come play me in a game of League of Heroes. I main with the hardest warrior - Mister Yie. I will build full wiji first so you know I'll be able to tank no problem. After that, I will build a Infinite Ledge and score so hardcore attack speed. That's right - I will be victorious
Yes, I am a league player. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my casual soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute jungler!). We have a *** lot of friends in and outside of the game and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway ***. Go and watch your stupid HS while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
hey "meteos" we met at the urinals at the taco bell in LA..i asked you if i could shake your donger and you never responded...please confirm and we can meet again thanks
You know ZFG, I think it's time you went back to your roots. I'm talking about OoT 100%. Look what happened when you switched to Twilight Princess. GG stopped streaming, and Ennopp went to OoT. What happened man? Also, you got that cough. Don't try to hide it that youre taking hits from the bong, we all know you're sick from withdrawal. ZFG, it's time...It's ocarina of time. Do 100%. Thanks ZFG
ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what zeldas superpower is. no mortal could go through the ground and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless
My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta.
Hello Kripp I am a young boy from Mexico and my parents own an orange farm, so everyday I take oranges and try to make the most perfect orange juice hopefully one you will taste it and meet me and I will tell you Well Met
They should remake OOT for the Atari 2600, so even some of the poorer kids from Zanzibarland could run this amazing masterpiece of a game. Can you imagine the happy face of Akhbar lighting up when he gets to enjoy all 4 of the pixels of OOT in his wartorn, radioactive Atari 2600
So there is this girl on runescape that I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart the location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00PM
hello, il mio nome is GIROLAMO SAVORANOLA I my italiano. I want be profesionali playeretti of defense of the Agnolotti. the I sold all my spaghetti so i can bought a branderini new coputterini and farma all gaems. Per favore no coperinato pasterinato caramel macchiato
Hello, my name is Kan Ni Na. I from Phillipino. I always overfarmad in doto because I pro. I propeller last hit and I always overlevellad peopel. I honest because dendi praised me also. We pinoy is proud. You can't don't talk talk talk like you all is good. We 1st in doto.We even quiter study to fokos on doto. No copy pasterino pls. I is honest. No fuck wit me.
Hey everyone could you please stop spamming in this chat? It's really rude, some of us are trying to have intelligent conversations and we're being interrupted rudely. Ty.
Hey Dyrus, while we're on the subject of feeling sick, My aids and Kidney stones are doing slightly better, thanks for asking -_-. Ever since you ruined my ITTech scholarship, I have not been able to pay my medical bills, and very soon will die. Please take your shirt off as My death wish.
After the power outage on December 21, 2013, Octavian Morosan, also known as "Kripparian", and his father, "Paparrian", were found frozen to death in their cellar, surrounded by OJ cartons and a single computer running on a generator with PornHub open.
ey yo imaqtpie u think ur tuff? with ur fcking long dong. well guess wut ***. YOU AINT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im hood V but its only because my twerking is not good. im better than any titty boi player. come 1v1 if you tuff enuf
I worked 12 hours today serving fat asses at McDonalds. I come back home to bring food to my ungrateful wife and my 2 autistic children. I just want to relax a little while by watching a game of Dota 2 between EESAMA and Joe Burden and what do I get? Lazy casters who call themselves professional but can't even get a stream going. This Beyond The Schedule is a god damn disgrace to esports. Please no copy pasterino dongerino frappucino ronaldinho
hi my name is kitty and I am a 19 year old girl that one day dreams to be a cat. I hope to travel to the land of africa to join the legendary jungle cats of the wild in order to learn their ways. I hope that one day I will be as great as they will ever be. I have glued permanent whiskers to my face and have begun to claw and meow viciously ***, while licking my arm up and down constantly. I even had a hairball early today, that means I'm making progress. Pls no copy pasteriono.ddfdfdfdf
h i only get one message in slow mode huh? well, if i only get one message, i'll make it sweet and sharp. These authoritarian mods will not be tolerated. Hearthstone was based on the premise of the free market, and it has been corrupted by N A Z I mods in chat who are power hungry. Don't ruin the Hearthstone and twitch chat experience. Thanks
PDear nazi modsP: you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.P
Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad england. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I left my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz.
eroo mi nam is Zayory and is worke at Tuich chat teve (from tuvalu). I am 42 years young and mi dota is not as good but i smel ball to become pro doto prayer, My fater tell me ZYORY my son of magnus yu must make me proud. This is story of my balls no coperino pasterino doctorino ballerino
helo sory for bad enlash i am insect from porto rico and i quit my job of buzing around to paly doto 2. afetr 43 yers i finaly reched 878 mmr. tenk u for reeding this go dondo. pls no coperino pasterino cappucino fettucino
hi me name es paulinho i from brazil sorry me bad englondo i play 23 hours per day so i become the best player like dendi and fart AKA n0tail i don't go out of the basement because i no need to eat or drink because i play dota all day i also walk 2 hours a day for search internet so i can play dota i am very good please trust me please no copy pasterino is just my story
hey kripp this is dave from the gay bar you gave me a well met then proceeded to topdecking my ***. you never called me ba
maricones ql y que wea y wea almenos soy bronce 4 ql, no le ando rogando a ni un wn pa que me suba la cuenta con ustedes ql, yo si supiera donde viven ql los recago wn.. no esstoy con media dia ql y la wea wn es que chucha le pasa a usted.. les voya acusar con mi mama ql y la wea ql maricones weon por que no em dejan se feliz wn?? .. chao ql no posteo nunca mas espero que esten felices por esa wea.. chao qlos!
*** this. I'm done with this community. Every time I come to watch some quality games, all I *** see is mindless spamming on twitch chat. All these stupid grey faces all the time, stupid people copying each other's messages and ASCII. This will probably just get buried by the stupid *** I just mentioned but whatever. I'm done with this chat.
Hi, I am a level 8 Asia Amore. I have been grinding very hard for donations for my new table and chair set by sucking out the sperm from men who donate to my stream. Unfortunately I cannot go outside any longer because my face is crusted with sperm. I am asking for donations so I can afford napkins to wipe my face so I can go outside! Thank you boys~~ pls no kappa pasterinnii
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui
its end of 2013 and twitch chat is still where stupid kappa this kappa that , im fcking done with idiotic *** behavior on chat and its literally dragging my IQ down shits , hope u guys disband soon and i cant even learn my school lessons anymore
Octavian Morosan, commonly known as "Kripparrian" to his fans, is an adult film actor, famous for his roles in such titles as "Moist Mages II: Pyroblasted", "ANAL or RIOT", and his newest work: "Topdicked 4: The Second Cumming"
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
Hello I am a beautiful Mongolian War Princess, endowed with bountiful bosoms and many parts for procreation. I am looking for a white man of USA descent who is willing to have many sex with me and I need ten million rubles in my bank
The Bulldog Rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in the daylight
Hello Mike, This is Jacob from NSA. We heard what you said "Americans, Fuck those guys." If you would like to remain in this free country you will renounce this statement. Ok, please dont think of copy or what the kids call it paste.
My name is Musheeeee. I am the ugliest DOTO player alive. I am also proud to be Malaysian. I play DOTO 15 times a day but my Mom always scold me and want me study to be Doctor. I leave my home and play DOTO whole day now with team DK. I rape kids everyday in my town. I hope I win TI4 for first time. Pls no coppyno cappucino frappucino pasterino.
Hai my name is sterioxxx.i wus a star of the stars and i watch 3 hurs day trick stream but no good qualitino.helpp mi by a neiw pc watch 1980p plz no copi pasterino cappuchino dongerino.tt
Hello Kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
Hey Kripp Papparrian here. Im very proud of you my boy. So I bought 5 packs of OJ for you. I also booted up Pornhub for you so you can fap right away when you are home. I miss you very much. I hope you come back to Canadaland soon.
Hello Kripp, I am famous child soldier militia commander Joseph Kony. I want to help you make your own child soldier militia too so we can fight the white man as one. I hope you make the right decision and remember, dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino.
Honestly, I am getting really sick of people copying and pasting all these sentences. Can you all start being mature for once? I think the Kripparian community would be better if we all matured up and not copy and paste like it is a daily routine.
hello me greek person from tzatziki island sory for bad england i play day night to be the best the best the best dota person to play dota in ever time please support no copipaste parakalw kalimera mousakas
guys could you please be a little serious and stop the spamming? people are trying to enjoy the stream here, its hard to find a place where im accepted for who i am and when i see you all spam kripps chat it makes me feel rly bad because i know that he wants you to learn instead of joke around as well
hello guys i am kripp and hafus love child thanks for all the support to bringing my parents together to make me and i hope one day i can be a good hearthstone player like my parents ^_^
Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.
helo fabby i am hablo espaneo i come from mexican i am liking your curse videos. after i am watching your streaming video i am strong enough to shoot father hablo with crossing bow. learning tumble and fight dragon. i now in jail watching stream with dyrus on big tv. no copy pasterino macachino banerinio spamino. thank u
hi Fabbbyyy I'm the manager of a league of legends team. We are basically bronze players. We just received a silver player which we are pretty excited about it and we need someone to duo top with him. Please Fabbbyyy join our team! please don't copy paste it's a serious matter.
Hey Kripp, its Freddy Fappaccino here from the Canadian Investment Department we are in contact with Eddy Pasterino the proclaimed porn director and would like to know if your intrested in our new porn venture called "Salty tofu" where you will come in and pour your salt all over hafu morrison's face.
There's only so many times I'm going to listen to ZFG's fucking cough. Honestly, at this point, I'm over it. Seriously. It's disgusting, it's offensive to all 5 senses, and it's driving viewers away. ZFG's been bitching and moaning for a while now about his increasing irrelevancy. Hey, Earth to ZFG, it's your FUCKING cough that is making people lose interest. Sort your shit out and stop fucking coughing all over us.
Fabbbyyy! I just quit my job at the dildo factory because my boss was a bad man. Now I'm going to become a banana. Not any banana, but the best banana in the world. Even if no one believes in me, I dyed myself in yellow already and tomorrow I'm getting potassium injections. I will show the world I can be the best banana ever. Thank you Fabbbyyy you've inspired me to follow my dreams
Wow, Just WOW! You all doubted purge and his ability to play at the competitive level but its obvious he can play at the pro level and actually WIN! I hope you haters enjoy eating your words. Whats worse than the doubters is the bandwagoners who only support zephyr after they reveal how strong of a team they are -- I want to remind everyone that i've been a fan of zephyr and I will always be purgegamer for life
Dear Zelda Fan Girl: Please do not allow these Hoodlums to make a mockery of your chat. Copypasta, like glitching, is cheating, and no self-respecting Zelda chat should allow it.
Cmon, zfg.. I thought you were better than that. Glitching the game to the point of no return? Whats wrong with you? Every time you break the game a shigeru miyamoto cries. You are clearly a Pessimist and a Terrible person overall, If i see ever you streaming again, i swear to god i will Sub to your arch nemesis, CosmoWright. I will do anything to Support those against you, so watch your back.
Stiv, I know you can see this message because it is likely being spammed every 2 seconds. I just wanted to say nothing! I know I could say something important but this is just a wall of text to you. Through copy and paste I will keep trying to ruin your chat experience. I know I will get banned, but I will always come back on an alt account. I wish for the best chat on your next stream, and hope you? get even better mods. I will continue to be here
Kripp I relly enjoi ur strem! I am hot asian lady and am so hurny for you! Plez dont let my messge get lost in the spam! I want to massege your! Please read this KRIP! I am so lonely and all i have to come home to is your stream and sometimes i touch myself to yur voice, no face just voice. thank you kripp. smiley!
Asplosions, I really appreciate you coming out. You are probably my favorite gay twitch mod right now. What u are doing towards the gay community is great. You are a true inspiration. So glad you also found your soul mate Bargaw. Keep it up!
FUCK MOFAT RUINED APEX WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LET SOMEONE WHO SUCKS REALLY BAD AND HAS 0 UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME COMMENTATE?
If liking Sing makes me fucked up, then so be it. I am one fucked up motherfucker. But you know what? Being in love makes you fucked up. It changes the way you think. You see the world differently. Colors are brighter. Happiness actually means something. Whenever I think of holding Sing's hand my stomach tightens up and I want to wrap my arms around the world.
Burnedgoat I hope you're happy with yourself. You have ruined the chat experience for millions of people (3 million, 960 thousand and 356 people to be exact) by promoting the "Copy pasta" culture. For people that dont know, copy pasta is something that stupid kids to do grab the attention of the streamer so they feel more important #REMOVEBURNEDGOAT
Alright zfg, I think this copypasta thing has gone on for too much too long. You need someone to moderate this piece of shit, someone to ban the pastas, someone to set order, someone like ME. Make me a mod you motherfucker and you won't regret or my name is Hey Stiv!
My name is dongerino kappa man and i wish to be League of QT player but i can only be janitor. I wish to be pro in LCS like BRNA, and QT has helped my dong dream come true, but i need help to become the best dongerino kappa man like QT donger godbless. pls no copy pasterion cappucino dongerino frappucino
Trick gave me the inspiration to be who I always wanted to be, a dolphin. So I had my asophagus rerouted to the back of my neck to make a blowhole and my legs sewn together to swim faster. If you guys dont respect transgender, i mean trans-species, then you should be ashamed and I feel sorry for you
HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod's power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you. Please no copy pasta pizza bologneserinio as this is serious i have a dream speech.
Chaox it's me, the fangirl who cost you your spot on TSM. I just want to say I'm rly horny and want your Donger tonight
At first I thought kripp looked like a potato headed hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that head shape... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one off.. hehe anyway thanks for stream kripp
Octavian, it's papa, I feel like you need to think about moving out. You're making me sick, literally, I sneeze all the time now and you've even got yourself sick. Your OJ shit has to end as well, I want some grandkids too so get busy with that. Thanks.
when a pro dota player got in a car crash, blinded, hands broken, all his dream is lost after 5 years of dota, when finally he discovers hope again, he discovers lol, which allowed him to play even with disabilities.
I would like to thank Riot for having skin sales. My family doesn't have the money to spend of games and such, so i'm pretty limited in purchasing champions that cost a lot of IP. But since I did my friends homework for 10 dollars I but a RP card to get Zyra. And know since my favorite support is Fiddlesticks I can but the skin that is on sale from the remaining RP I have. Now whenever i play Fiddlesticks everything is in a new color. Thank you for the skin sales, Riot.
The only thing i didn't liked was that chat in the stream, the people watching was acting really bad. My daughter said "Don't even care to read anything dad, that's how Twitch's chat is". Well, i don't know who have the control of that website but that is not ok. It shouldn't happen and i think it can ruin the image of the game.
Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
Dear Kripp, my family name is Oro-Jai. Over the years we have shortened it to O.J in our letters, emails, and even legal documentation. Last night my son was born at 9:57pm, and in honor of you we decided to name him Kripp. My son's name is Kripp OJ. Well met.
Hi guys, Kripp's cousin here. I'm really sorry to tell you guys that Kripp passed away this afternoon after an extreme, unexpected bout of pneumonia mixed with a bad reaction to some medication. Expect an announcement from Papparrian Dildorino shortly
Wow, 5 hours? You call this a speedrun? Don't make me laugh! Cosmo "The Father of Speedgaming"Wright can beat this game in 20 Minutes! This is not a speedrun and you should feel bad for referring to it as one. Princess Zelda would be ashamed.
Hey ZFG, Dampe here. I just wanted to say that I am tired of your incessant complaining over my Heart Piece. I work all night digging up plots of dirt, straining my back just to find your stupid heart piece and do I ever get any appreciation? No! How about you worry less about "The Run"and more about manners and gratitude.
Hi Kripparrian, my name is Little Jimmy and I have terminal cancer, the doctors say I will probably die tonight. I wanted to tune into your stream one final time to say goodbye, but apparently you have other stuff to do. Well I guess this is goodbye, thanks for the memories.
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Dear Mr.Kripparrian our son Little Jimmy passed away earlier today from cancer. When the doctors told him he didnt have much time he came to your channel to watch his favorite "Heartstones" hero one final time, he waited all night for you but you never showed up. Little Jimmy died this morning at 10:38am EST
GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF ZFGS CHAT. IF YOU WANT THIS FILTHY NOODLE OUT OF OUR GOD BLESSED COUNTRY ONCE AND FOR ALL. PLEASE SIGN MY CAMPAIGN TO GET ZFG OUT OF AMERICA AT https://www.change.org/petitions/obama-kick-zfg-out-of-usa IF ENOUGH PEOPLE VOTE OBAMA CAN GET RID OF HIM
ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.
ZFG doesn't cough because he's sick, he coughs because he's actually an astral being that a warlock placed into a speedrunner's body. Whenever he coughs the being is trying to escape back to his astral dimension
Well met Kripparrian, It is your great friend Kony Pasterino. We would like you and Kaceypr0n to participate in our new video called top dicking and whipping. I hear you has much sneezes and oozes. Rip in peprons and much valued OJ. Pls no dilderino pappacheepo
Hello kripp, I am psychic peter pasterino who can predict the futurino. I have mind visioned that in 5 years you will walk down the isle to Space Jam and topkiss your bride, Hafu. There were many Well Mets and toasts with OJ. If you wish for this to come true, though, you must proclaim your true love for her soon before it is too laterino.
Guys hello, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.
Dear Kripp, I am a salt manufacturer from Chile and I would like to sponsor you and your channel. If this deal goes through you can make allot of salt from our overflowing salt mines. From what I hear, salt is a hot commodity nowadays. Forever yours, Jesus Gomez
Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name
Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me..
This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken.
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Arteezy. Artour Babaevsky, you sexy sexy beast. You are a hope, a dream, an inspiration and insignia of love. When I came into this chat, I expected a lousy channel with the worst fucking chat and boring games. But you won me with the Korean cries from your DotA client, the endearing copy pasterino in this chatroom, your hairdo and sheer power of LOVE all around. God bless you, Artour. You bring a chivalrous tear into my eye. You have my sub forever. PLIS no copy pasterino frappucino malamino al pacino
ETERNAL LIFE Jesus, I am aware that I am a sinner and deserve punishment. I beg you, Lord Jesus, forgive all my sins. I believe that you died on the cross for me so that I could be saved and live forever. I beg you, Jesus, bestow Eternal Life upon me and become my personal Lord and Savior, and take me to your Kingdom of Heaven. Amen. COPY AND SEND ALL.
Dearest Kripparian, this is the Donger Police. We have inside information that states your chat has not been raising a sufficient amount of dongers. We are going to have to shut down your stream if you don't ask your chat to raise their dongers.
When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to Kripps youtube, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see Kripps face while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.
Well Met Kripp. This is Hitler from 1940. I came here to recruit your mods to be officers in my third reich army. please no copy seig heil pasterino
Dear Fabbbyyy, I have been watching you for some time now. You are an amazing person and a unbelieveable player, you play vayne and draven like a god and get all des pentas. I want you to have my kids, please marry me or forever regret your chosen life. Pls no copy pasterino.
Seriously *** this. I'm done with this game. Every time I come to arena, all I *** see is mindless opponent top decking. All those stupid cards of my drawn and stupid cards of card choose phase. This will probably the most stupid card game ever. I'm done with this chat.
Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here, I mean I thought this was supposed to be "the worst chat in twitch" and this is all you got!? The KPM in this chat is WAY too low, it is actually depressing. How am I supposed to enjoy chat without dongers, "FrankerZs", and the occasional elephant?
10 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.
Kripp, I say this from the very bottom of my heart. But you seriously need to go die in a grease fire if you ever make me sit through one of those le epin maymays ever again. Seriously though, I love you Kripp... but i will slice your throat open if you even open that book again.
Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.
I really miss the early days of this stream when Kripp would read us stories before he went to bed. Kripp is like a big brother to me, he was there when my biological parents weren't. I love you Kripp
Every day, I open sovi's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what Sovitia likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what Sovitia would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.
Dear Spooky, My name is Devilmayspy aka Adolf Hitler. I am here to ruin your streaming experience by banning you for absurd reasons like disliking injustice and saying things that strike me the wrong way. I am the reason people troll every stream I moderate. I am the worst thing in the FGC since Marn beat dogs. Bifuteki is more respected than me. I am dirt. Please remove me from moderating duties. Sincerely, Devilmayspy
evening Mister Burnedgoat. I'm writing you this letter today because I believe I'm a victim of mistaken identity. I was watching ZFG's lovely stream and participating in the intellectual chat. Unfortunately, just as I was about to compliment ZFG on his awesome dedication, I realized my message had not been sent because I had been banned from his chat. This realization of the ban resonated throughout my soul and I wept terribly.
"So, what do I have to do?" Siglemic cries out in laughter "You have to do me you little bitch." Cosmo had always secretly been bisexual, but he never told anyone. He tried to act like he wasn't excited, but he was horny beyond his wildest dreams. He thought Siglemic was cute, and he was expecting a nice veiny shaft in his mouth at AGDQ.
Hey chat, hey ZFG...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Ocarina of Time, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Glitcha, and Game on! - Regginator
zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
ZFG I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "ZFGirl" or "ZFGuy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
Hey Mods, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know it's hard to manage a TwitchTV chat but I always want to tip my hat off to you guys. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next timeouts, and hope you get an even better ban score.
so i was walking down the road today and 2 black hoodlums approached me. They asked "dawg u a crip or a blood fool". Startled, i muttered "I'm a kripp". The power of morosan rushed through my body, i raised my donger and blew both of the hoodlums away with 100% pure orange juice from concentrate. Value.
Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his dong exploding and him bleeding to death.
Hi Michael, its Shawndeela. We had a night of passion where you promised me the world. Since you refused to use a condom because you said your "seed must flow freely" I am now carrying our child of love. Michael please contact me so we can raise him as a true donger.
Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
Well Kripp, you moving to Poe of Path has made my girlfriend realise she only loves me because we watch your Hearthstone stream. She just left me. Thanks a lot, douche. Please no pasta as I am still trying to recover from the pain.
no mom issues. none at all actually. my mom has been brainwashed by men, like i said patriarchal society that's pro-rape culture. i feel sorry for women and hate the fact that i have a weapon between my legs that has unfortunately been used to violate women by many chauvinistic rapist men in the past. i hate being a man.
Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
Kripp HELPPP!!! This is your downstairs neighbor!! I am being raped by The Dong Squad! Their dongers have penetrated even mighty Greece! HELP KRIP HELP!
I am an egg from the belly of the Stitch, play me Kripp, for I shall fight in the honor of the fair maiden Raina. In dog do we trust, and in love everlasting with riot man yodel. Seek virtues among us viewers, for insight is seen while we gather for worship. Our steed. Our light. Unite.
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Consural I hope you're happy with yourself. You have ruined the chat experience for millions of people (3 million, 960 thousand and 356 people to be exact) by promoting the "Copy pasta" culture. For people that dont know, copy pasta is something that stupid kids to do grab the attention of the streamer so they feel more important #UNMODCONSURAL
Kripp we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because Blizzard will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Hearthstone, Minesweeper, or Diablo 3? Everything changed when you got a girlfriend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink OJ anymore
Hi mi name is Paco frome Mexico, please sorry for mi bad inglisco. Mi dead cousine frm america told me how to winned at Lauge of Legan and made me win against bots. My cousin deaded yesterday thogh,but im ok because i sexed his sister. pls no copy pastarino. bye
hi ich name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze V to unranked, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story
alpha, beta, zeta, does it really matter? do you really feel like an alpha male just because you can make a woman digest your exit juice? that's not what a man is. a real man knows how to take care of a woman's needs both intellectually and sensually
everytime kiwi lands a hook i pull a pube, i have 3 coffee tins full of pubes, most of them are sizeable in length but a few are a little greasy. they are soft and delicate and will go good in the custom pokemon blanket i am making for kiwi.
fuckin reymad m8, why do you look like you're 15 years old? You even old enough to drive there m8? I used to remember back in the old day your dad would yell at you on stream. I miss those days. Somebody needs to smash your face m8 all you do is play hearthstone all day. You obviously don't lift with those leper gnome guns you got there.
Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
My son, who suffers from mild autism, is now in his room crying after being called a "retard" by one of the people with a sword next to their name, then he was issued a mute for 420 seconds. I understand these to be the actions your moderators. Now, I allowed him to watch this stream because it is usually very family friendly and politically correct, we especially loved the tournament last year, but this is crossing the line. I don't know
STOP with the fucking copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this marathon is about SPEEDRUNNING GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
ZFG, just stop the run. I can't stand to see you like this. It's clear your heart is not in it. Just go back to 100% please. It's your true calling and you seem so much more passionate about it.
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS COPY PASTERINO POSTS THAT ARE MORE THAN 2 LINES!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE! JUST BECAUSE A POST HAS MULTIPLE LINES DOES NOT MEAN YOU COPY PASTERINO IT! PLS STAHP!
Fabbbyyy, since i saw u play ADC the first time, i have started playing it, every1 find it so annoying because i feed enemy every time it made me lose my job, and my familiy won't talk to me anymore. But it was all worth it, because now i'm out of Bronze 7 and soon i will be Bronze 5 i hope, THANK U Fabbbyyy.. pls no copy pastern getarino ?
Hi SirhcEz long time fan here but I need your advice pls. Me and my gf got into a fight recently and she was saying mean stuff. I dont hit women so I panicked and farted into my hand and threw it in her face. Her mouth was open and everything and I kind of feel bad because it wasnt a pleasant smell. She stormed out of the house and we havent spoken in 2 days. pls respond I dont know what to do or say. Pls no copy pastarino
Riot needs to literally "Olaf" Dignitas. They have no counterplay and are toxic to the LCS experience of the other teams. Not to mention their kit is completely overpowered. They have game knowledge AND prime rotations, what kind of god gets paid to coach a team like that? As long as they exist, other teams will literally never reach worlds.
qt stop feeding, i fukn deinstalled adblock so i can support you without being a subscriberino. 27 minutes you're already 0-14 i cant fukn believe it. i expect more from MICHAEL "Imaqtpie" SANfuckingTANA
Hello Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, Gabe Newell here, thanks for your business, you have kept Valve in business for another 10 years. Keep on opening those cases, I am sure you will get a knife soon!
Hello Twitch Chat, This is just HyperX we have taken your big leader "Imaqtpie" hostage. We demand you coperino pastachino this message to guarantee his safety.
10 years since dpm change clothes. I watch the GD studio but my path always see dpm in a black dress. I stare at the screen for hours and try to tell if she change clothes. I watch Sheever and Jess but they have nice clothes. flame Lumi in his channel and tell him to let his chick change clothes, but it is all meaningless. The end is near. I then usually watch some old GD Studio vods and cry myself to sleep.
Kripp please play pong bro, over-analyze the geometry, min max the angle of delivery to frame interpolation ratio, anticipate your opponents ever changing standard deviations in reaction time and psychological predictions, and please make a youtube video on how we can all be better pong players and your most epic pong wins. Please no copy pasterino dongerino fappuchino
When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dongfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza
The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later.
Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.
What the fuck did you just say about me you fucken cunt? I was a fuckin Legend in Gin Alley... a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers.
I have learned one thing in life - *** people! *** you all! I'm going to live in forest with my monkey buddies away from all you retards! And even if i say "pls no copy pasterino" you will still copy and paste this - Tarzan
"Why?" Says the Fattarian. Armed with nothing but Falafel and Discounted orange juice. But the Cattarian doesn't answer. When Fattarian moved into his bungalo in Greece, the small scraps of cat food are found. "A new thing!" Says the Fattarian, now armed with cat food. But where is the Falafel now? Then comes the pepperoni, the papparian.
Michael, this is your mom. It disgusts me that you show yourself NAKED on the internet. What have you become ? A stripper ? Please, for the love of god, call me, so we can talk about this...
Hello Mr. 'Cute the Pie'! I am a concerned Christian parent, who caught my son Lil' Johnny watching your SMUT, and if you dont COVER YOUR DONGER IMMEDIATELY, you will be reported to the authorities! DO NOT copy and paste this!
This is the last straw MICHAEL. I'm sick of you brandishing your nipples for viewers on twitch, you're nothing but another kaceytron to me. I will no longer pay 4.99 a month to support your cam whoring ways. This is my formal notice of unsubb and unfollowed, GOODBYE MICHAEL
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
AN ASHE GAME? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER. MAYBE I'LL WIN THE LOTTERY, MAYBE MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY "LET'S TRY ANAL", MAYBE I'LL GET 200K PER YEAR JOB. ONE CAN HOPE
Hey Kripp. You got me addicted to copy pasta you sick ***. I was 19 and on my way to my dream job when you first gave me a hit of this junk. Now I'm cappucino dongeringos in back-alleys just for another copy pasta. I'm chasing that first high and I'm scared I'll rip in pepperinos soon if I don't find help. Pls no crop a dingo pace the rhino my story.
Hello guys, I'm back from my 600 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.
When Kripp gets a pitten its a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. He gets so smitten his donger becomes a biggen. Now his donger being a biggen while hes smitten wearing mittens, he can no longer fap to his winning arena pittens. Help Kripp with his biggen so spam this donger omission about Kripps pittens that is a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. No copy pasteritten.
Hey Kripp how's it going, Hitler here. I've heard rumors that you've been MUTING your mic whenever our Nazi propaganda wagon drives through the area! As punishment for your crimes, you will forward some of your Colombian drug funds as tribute to my good friends working at Google+ to restore the Third Reich to its former glory.
Hey kripp, do you remember when you consistently got 10-12 wins all the time? what happened to that? you sersiouly got terrible at this game, and you should feel bad, day in and day out you see more and more people leaving your stream and only stay for the spam, not for your gameplay anymore, its actually disgusting, eddy pasterino would not be proud
trick ever since i have watch ur steam i have started to act like a man in solo que, I play the gofyr and dry hump every person i kill. You are my teacher and i will always remember what you taught me. BM never GL. I have already received 2 24 hour bans from LOL but i dont care.
people who say good vaynes dont have trouble against cait have never played a cait that knows what she is doing. that is what shitty washed up wanna be doubellift vayne dummies say. yummy how bout you stop giving out shitty advice and stick to banning people, like me for example. you *** face. get rekt. ban me mlady
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym/
My name is Shane. I am a goblin from goblin Island. I like to do goblin things such as Dota 2 and shaving my head. I'm also a very good caster that brings a lot of contribution to the game. Thanks for listening
why do speedrunners waste their lives playing games they have already beaten by attempting to pseudo-master them? why dont they spend their time playing the multitude of other games (old or new) that exist? if i may be candor, anyone who speedruns games show signs of acute autism and frankly, i am displeased at the state of our modern society allowing this kind of behavior
Hello Fabby, how does it feel, to know that your famous, and tens of thousands of bronzies are now feeding as draven and losing elo because of you. Do you feel proud now you've litterly ruined the potentiol careers of bronze plebs. I hope you're happy
My name is Qreamie. I am a Qreamie from Qreamie Island. I like to do Qreamie things such as League of Legends and shaving my Qreamie. I'm also a very good Qreamie that brings a lot of contribution to the game. Thanks for listening, no copy qreamerino spammerino.
Zyori's hair is legendary and has been the home of 1064 bird families since 1995. I think everybody laughing at his hair should take a step back and realize the magnitude of his contribution to the Avian community. Most of you dont know how hard is it not to wash his hair and I for one thinks he deserves the nobel prize.
Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
"Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
You guys are seriously so fucking annoying. This whole copy and paste shit was funny the first couple of months. It's just getting fucking old now. Seriously, grow the fuck up and how about we participate in constructive chatting. I hate every single one of you twat heads.
Thank you kripp. I am a father of a 5 year old who heard profanity on your stream. I believe someone had said the "N" word and now my child won't stop repeating it. Thank you, Mr. Morosan. I will hunt your Romanian ass and shut down your stream to save the children's ears. Get ready to rest in pepperonis "N" word.
I'm actually really genuinely confused as to why this chat copy pastes shit so much. What compels you idiots to just sit here pressing the ctrl v button all day and pretending you're funny. This shit isn't even remotely close to funny, you all have downs.
Hi there Michael :3This is your high school friend Catherine You still know me ? :3 Anyways, I was wondering if we could get back into touch again )))) I assume that $$$ you made from playing in LCS made your cock grow SOOOO HUUUGE :3
Fabby everyday I come to your stream, with my autographed Draven statue you signed for me. Then I precede to hail you throughout the day. I have quit my job, and now am supported by the goverment under religious sanctuary. Today I begin my hails, today, and forever.
Hello guys my name is jairtrash and I have 700 games and still in silver, I don't suck I can get diamond 1 easy, it's just that I get bad teams every time and I get so mad. Trick please help me these noobs are calling me bronze even though I have 700 games and still in silver.
The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."
Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
Kripp... seriously? This grim dawn garbage is a complete snooze-fest... That game looks so terrible, and the graphics are practically worse than Diablo II. Ur hp doesn't even move down a sliver when you are fighting 10 minions at once and you 1-shot everything... what is the *** point? I could *** out a better game given a $500.00 budget and 2 weeks of development time
Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named morgana who wanted to become an ADC, She commited suicide after QT would not play, Now that you have seen this you must copy and paste 10 times or you too will commit suicide.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
Hi Kripp. This is President Obama. If you could please calm down this chat's spam, all of America would greatly appreciate it. I understand you live in Greece, but America is better. Come back to us, and maybe you'll be able to spam as much as you want. P.S. Please stop being so casual. I've been such a fan for so long.
I used to have dreams where I was chasing mips around the basement when I was like 10 years old. I lived with the yellow rabit in the mario 64 basement. I had this recurring dreams like 10 times within a 2 year span if not more. What do you think of that. This isn't a joke LOL. I also had my pokemon i drew as a kid join me. Crystal Zapzillion and Flameflash
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the europoors saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hey Trick2g, boy our scouts sure were right when they said you were hot stuff and would be the next big sensation in the porn industry. My name is Lisa Ann but you may know me best as MILF of the Century or BigTittiesMcgee. I would like to get to know you better because I think you have the potential to reach superstar porn status. All of twitch seems to follow your gigantic donger almost like a cult, and I would like to see your giant dong for myself
Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit cards. Sh!t that you underaged poor trash from third world countries dont have.
Sing this is your Mother. After seeing you be violated in that disgusting match in TI4 your father I have decided to send you back to China to work on your Uncles (suk ma dek)potato farm and to marry your beautiful cousin Chun-Li. I'm sorry sing but DOTA just isn't for you.NO COPER PASTA PlzE
Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!
There was once a Magnus. The weight of the world was on his shoulders. He heard the words of his commander in his ears: "No pressure. All we need is a 5 man RP." The magnus stood with his horn held high. He knew it was his time. This was his day. Blink at the ready, finger on R, he called out to his comrades, "Affirmative." Such is the legend of Bangfish.
"Minus one!" said singsing but soon the appearance of a farmed bounty hunter brought an end to all of this, gondar quickly chased him and soon the ennemy team managed to pin him down, despite the healing brought by his ultimate he still died the same way poor jews died because nazi mods
Sing this is your uncle Lon Ting, I see the sadness in your viewers bible thumbs and I want you to forgive them. Remember what confucious always say "forgive streamarinos like noodles". Follow his words, young man, and you will do well. I hope you do. Please viewers, do not copy and paste this, this message is only for SingSing
Sing please, i'm dying soon. I came into stream just to hear you saying EZ KATKA one last time. Please Make my dying wish come true singuuuu ! No Copy Pasterino please..
Singsing this is your wife Suk Deek. After seeing you get violated at TI4 I am ashamed to be your wife. So I go to your brother SongSong's potato farm and fuck him and I am pregnant with SongSong's child. This message is for singsing only no copy pasterino please.
10 years of dragon fite. I watch trough various deaths trying to spam strats but he always manages to feed. I stare at the screen for hours and try to cheer the lord. The ragequit is near. I then spam more strats and cry myself to sleep
When the battle begins run to the back of the ancient dragon and stand in between the big big toes (talons?) of one of his back legs. If you are standing in in the right spot, he will only ever use the stomp attack. As soon as he begins to telegraph the stomp attack, immediately run over to the big toes of his other back leg. rinse and repeat until he falls.
Hi there, i am dragon, there is an annoying little asian grill who keeps trying to chop off my tail. it has been 10 years and it is behinning to get annoying. if you guys could get him to stop this madness and play dota it would be greatly appreciated. no copy pasterino cappucino danny devito
This chat is full of mentally retarded children, its like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hoping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+ v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble
HEY QT, I met you last saturday and asked again if I can be the official Team Dignitas towel boy and you turned it down. That feeling was worse than my gf breaking up with me and telling me she became a lesbian.
You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kreygasms. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
Once upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians.....
[Dear Sing_sing, you have been caught playing music on your stream. As a result of this, we are now permanently banning your account. Have a nice day, Google+ Support Team]
Hello everyone, this is the Google Admin here to remind you all that while we love the chat experience, please refrain from copy pasting in the chat. This ruins the atmosphere and makes everybody's chat experience worse overall. Thank you and remember to link your Twitch and Google+ account today!
Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please do twitch chat a favor and open the gates in Dota 2. PLease no Kapparino pastarino
JESUS KRIPP Just play path of exile for *** SAKE! This is your final *** warning from Australia because over here we dont tolerate that casual stone ***! GET ON WITH POE KRIPP! DROP THIS CARD ***!
I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.
Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth boner and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was. Then, one night, I heard, "hello, this is Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler...
I feel sorry for the broadcaster he looks at chat and all he sees is SPAM it must be so heartbreaking for him he doesn't even get to interact with his VIEWERS like a normal streamer. I bet he makes a new account called Ghostkaizer to try and get away from all of this.
Kripp all you do is complain about how your hand sucks but you dont think about the people that are born without hands. that is a discrace and you shouldn't be making fun of those *** in the hospital. Maybe next time you will use your nogin and actually say something that benefit these people.
My girlfriend was on the verge of leaving me. Who would want to be with a 2 inch bronze V feeder? But once I subbed to QTPIE I saw immediate results. My schnitzel is now 10 inches SOFT and I'm rocking diamond 1 with the boys. Thanks QT
Hello OddOne, my name is Gustavian. I had dreams and ambitions, of becoming a professional 1v1 player. I picked this game up yesterday, with hopes and dreams. But you picked a fucking stupid op noob champ, and i lost my 2 bucks because of you. Now i have to stay at my aunts house in Nigeria, because i cant take the train home to Uganda.
Hello pie i from uganda i one day to be pro adc play like you i sell wife for rp and now i can do urgot i play very good and team do bad can you help no copy pasta pls
Orc archer diary 30/9/14 Dear diary, this is the 200th time i have killed this right annoying fucker but he just keeps coming back I have been promoted so many times I am now supreme orc ruler of the universe, I'm not sure how high the ranks go but this guy is clearly eager to find out
qtpie i know things are hard now with being excommunicated from the roman catholic church and all but listen to me. You're going to be okay and make it through this friend. good luck and god.... nvm just bless you...
Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England. I am revoking your knighthood due to your refusal to play Sion. Furthermore, keeping any gate is henceforth considered an act of high treason. Your insolence stops here foul knave
Mr. Santana this is Dr. Blumgold I have just subscribed to inform you that your Twitch Subscribers have been contracting the deadly virus known as "The Bola" if you dont stop missing Sion ult The United States of America will be infected by Christmas. Pls dont copy pasterino not a joke..
Hello, i come to seek help. I am interested in trying to discover a way to produce eggs much like a chicken does. i have tested inserting the egg into myself and hoping it will act like a seed and grow like a tree in my belly but so far it has not been successful. Please help i struggle to sleep at night without an answer.
The casters need to stop asking "who he?" Not only is it grammatically incorrect, but it is impolite to not focus on the gameplay of the players. Either tell us who he is or stop asking the question! Pls no copy pasterino.
Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from Psychology 100 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Hi Michael it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
Hello viewers this is Twich manager Stiffy McShitterton. Im glad you all enjoy the new Theater mode. As with a normal theater there is a quite section in the back where you can give eachother handjobs without alerting other viewers. Thanks and ME ME on.
One day, I walked into the LCS studios - a happy and eager fan. I saw Eugene "Pobelter" Park smashing Eefje "Sjokz" Deporteres on the ANALyst desk. I didn't know what to do, I panicked and let out a shriek, Eugene looked at me and said, "Better keep your mouth shut kid," he then took a puff of the blunt and kept destroying the European cooch.
Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.
Dear Mr. Pie, I am from the NAAUP (National Association for the Advancement of Urgot Players) and myself and my organization has taken a notice to you never playing Urgot. We feel this is highly discriminatory and would ask that you rectify this by playing Urgot immediately. Thank you.
I cannot quite bring myself to read all of the comments in this toxic chat. There are too many fanboys in my presence and I will have you all apprehended by the city of NYPD and QTPD. If you do not stop being little fanboys I will personally find you and ask you nicely because I feel that QT should not be subjected to such fanboy mentalities such as yours. You all need to sit back and think about why you are reading this.
Why does anyone watch this guys stream? Its just a middle aged man complaining about an online card game. Its not even interesting either? please.. dont copy and paste this. its serious..he has 20k + viewers almost constantly
wow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys fking spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you fking copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your fking funny
Hello Bulldong this is AmazingKids.org we would love to use your stream in a commercial it's great to see a bunch of autistic kids achieving their dreams
sniff my balls. sniff my balls. sniff my balls. sniff sniff. my balls smell like raspberry cake with kappa cream on a bowl of pepperinos. sniff sniff.
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dong and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with schnitzel in hand. RTZ looks at EE's schnitzel and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE cum all over each other
Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth boner and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was. Then, one night, I heard, "hello, this is Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler...""
hi my name pepito i watch alex ichikakov and genja007 27/4 pls no copy pasterino sorry for bad englando yes
hellerooni my name is Kabush and i cum from middle lane of rusia. i sell my pet bear for komputer and am trying to learn the way of the unibrow and be lik genja. Pls no copy pasteroni very personel mesage.
Hi Alex I am a 34 year old vietnam vet and I only play with my toes I appreciate you stream for helping me reach my goal of bronze 3 thanks a bunch much love from iceland Please dont copy past
people who critic Alex Ich for evolved on Kha Zix : He know what do. It a pro player who play one best team in Orphanage. So just respect that pls i not "fanboy", just like respect. My parent Die when I am little and I just want to give alex the respect. I am monkey. Please no coperino pasterino
hallo alex, im veri fan of yu. sowry for bad englandino tho mi no murican. i think yu r the goodest midolane eu and u inspirer me to keepa climbin the ladder. so cause of u i masteried khazix(10 perceint win reit) pleyin 18hr/day and i climb to bronze IV in this hards 2 years playin the game. thanks for reedin my stowry. god blesserino yu my frend.
hello alexbich my name brosti am albanian from albania i love to like your stream everyday i watch for quite time to become learner of league and legends to nbecome professional amateur playing my father loss all cows so am now need to support family (no wards hehe) sorry for bad not so good englis hehe jus want slow my appreciate for your strean, please dont mock and copy pastel this
Hai mi nem is Yao Chan Chu i come from china and i need to bcome challenger at league legends or my dad and mom beat me with belt everyday. Now i am in silver 5 and stuck plis alex ich my frend helps me get challenger so me parents stop beat me plis. Sry for bad england i try best and plis no ditto is only my lyfe.
Guiz I am currently training to become the worlds best carrot... I watch Snoopeh's stream when I grow in my soil but to fully achieve my dream I need some moar donations from the republic of Congo. Pls help me achieve my dream. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
Hello, am 43 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "exile path" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping from brazil and i am play normal. Yu have goodest tips for me play good like you??, pls no copy pasta my story
Imagine this porn: "Porn of Exile" Kripp walks with a hobo brown poncho and a staff on his hands. He gets in front of a sexy Piety and says: "I'm going to discharge on your face". Of course, the soundtrack would be Wilderness from D2.
HI FORSEN, ITS YOUR FRIEND TRUMP HERE. I NOTICE THAT YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO GET LEGENDARY ON HEARTHSTONE. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR A LITTLE FEE OF $4.99 PER MONTH, YOU COULD LEARN TO BE GOOD AT HEARTHSTONE LIKE ME
Don't forget. As Kaceytron once said... Forsen is a 19 year old Russian fanboy that has obvious drug and alcohol problems. Let's all share this message to let people be aware of the danger of being a roleplaying streamer. 1 Kappa = 1 Prayer.
Hello zfg my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
You know ZFG, I think it's time you went back to your roots. I'm talking about OoT 100%. Look what happened when you switched to Twilight Princess. GG stopped streaming, and Ennopp went to OoT. What happened man? Also, you got that cough. Don't try to hide it that youre taking hits from the bong, we all know you're sick from withdrawal. ZFG, it's time...It's ocarina of time. Do 100%. Thanks ZFG
Dear Zelda Fan Girl: Please do not allow these Hoodlums to make a mockery of your chat. Copypasta, like glitching, is cheating, and no self-respecting Zelda chat should allow it.
Cmon, zfg.. I thought you were better than that. Glitching the game to the point of no return? Whats wrong with you? Every time you break the game a shigeru miyamoto cries. You are clearly a Pessimist and a Terrible person overall, If i see ever you streaming again, i swear to god i will Sub to your arch nemesis, CosmoWright. I will do anything to Support those against you, so watch your back.
ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.
ZFG doesn't cough because he's sick, he coughs because he's actually an astral being that a warlock placed into a speedrunner's body. Whenever he coughs the being is trying to escape back to his astral dimension
his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name
evening Mister Burnedgoat. I'm writing you this letter today because I believe I'm a victim of mistaken identity. I was watching ZFG's lovely stream and participating in the intellectual chat. Unfortunately, just as I was about to compliment ZFG on his awesome dedication, I realized my message had not been sent because I had been banned from his chat. This realization of the ban resonated throughout my soul and I wept terribly.
Hey chat, hey ZFG...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Ocarina of Time, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Glitcha, and Game on! - Regginator
zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
ZFG I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "ZFGirl" or "ZFGuy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
DD rune picked up, Ferrari on the back foot, Puppey is doing it, left right & center, making things happen, Ferrari has the Phase Shift, he's gotta use it soon, he will, WEOW!
ZFG, just stop the run. I can't stand to see you like this. It's clear your heart is not in it. Just go back to 100% please. It's your true calling and you seem so much more passionate about it.
ZFG this is your dad here. I just wanted to say how proud of you I am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. Your mom and I think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you. As you kids say, pls no copy dadderino
Hi imaqtpie. This is Gabe Newell. I've noticed you havent opened any crates in Counterstrike: Global Offense lately. Are you alright? I hope all is going well. I have added 300 Phoenix crates to your account so you can open them when you get better.
So there is this girl on runescape that I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart the location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00PM
Once lived a maiden with unmatched beauty, flowing black hair, her name was Qty. She took care of an orphan, just a young KID, i decided i would still go for it. Took her out on a date and we ended in bed, now this is the point where the story turns sad. I expected nice boobies but couldn't be wronger, the girl was a boy with a 20inch DONGER
everytime kiwi lands a hook i pull a pube, i have 3 coffee tins full of pubes, most of them are sizeable in length but a few are a little greasy. they are soft and delicate and will go good in the custom pokemon blanket i am making for kiwi.
dear kiwi, i ganked for you but you still ain't culling. i left my jungle, my buffs and my top gank just for bottom. i sent two warning pings at dragon but you must nota got 'em, there probably was a problem with server lag or something. sometimes i aim light bindings too sloppy when i toss 'em. but anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, hows patricia?
lol haven't played in months. come on a stream and same exact champs that were used every game are being used 120 champs. 20 used. no wonder failed sc2 players get on this
hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master fabbyy stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge dong. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no banerino cappuchino mai stori. sori for bad englando, i nno understand veri good pasterino
hi Fabbbyyy I'm the manager of a league of legends team. We are basically bronze players. We just received a silver player which we are pretty excited about it and we need someone to duo top with him. Please Fabbbyyy join our team! please don't copy paste it's a serious matter.
Fabbbyyy! I just quit my job at the dildo factory because my boss was a waifu. Now I'm going to become a banana. Not any banana, but the best banana in the world. Even if no one believes in me, I dyed myself in yellow already and tomorrow I'm getting potassium injections. I will show the world I can be the best banana ever. Thank you Fabbbyyy you've inspired me to follow my dreams
Dear Fabbbyyy, I have been watching you for some time now. You are an amazing person and a unbelieveable player, you play vayne and draven like a god and get all des pentas. I want you to have my kids, please marry me or forever regret your chosen life. Pls no copy pasterino.
Hello Fabby, how does it feel, to know that your famous, and tens of thousands of bronzies are now feeding as draven and losing elo because of you. Do you feel proud now you've litterly ruined the potentiol careers of bronze plebs. I hope you're happy
Fabby everyday I come to your stream, with my autographed Draven statue you signed for me. Then I precede to hail you throughout the day. I have quit my job, and now am supported by the goverment under religious sanctuary. Today I begin my hails, today, and forever.
Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
Every 70 seconds Hao misses a chronosphere. Together we can stop this. Spread the word.
I play Heroes of the Storm, what's this game and lol are you talking about?
Hey Stiv, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
dota changed my life. i was an orphan until i met someone online who eventually adopted me when i scrimmed him 1 v 1 with riki. Mad love for dota, thank you for changing my life. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO
/me Hello everyone this is the TWITCH admin responsable for all forms of Kappa. Due to high KPM our Kappa servers are overloaded. I would like to ask all of you to test if their Kappa is working. Simply type in Grayface (capital F). Thank you!
Hey guys! I'm from Peru my mom sold all our palomas to pay my doto carrera , now i moved to br and im so happy i feel so pro with my 2.3 k mmr. Starladder here i come! But guys pls no copy pasterino capuccino palomino cancerino
Ello my name Carlos. I from mexico i hev meny children but use all my money to pay for internet cofi so i play doto. I wont to be pro like Dendi and hev money to feed family. Please help mr. sing sing. Pliz dond copy my stori
Hello, my name is Saad Armin, sorry for english, I'm Indian. I selled my wife so I can play Dota. I have already 2800mmr solo and want one day to be professional like Dendi and play at a good team how Alliance. Please help to reach my goals Sing Sing. No copy paste this is real history.
Can you fuckers PLEASE stop spamming the chat, I come home after a long day at work cleaning the SHIT out old peoples BUTTHOLES to watch some relaxing dota, and what do you do? do nothing but spam the chat. Does that make you happy? ruining the chat experience for everyone. THANK YOU. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO
Herro i am Li Wangchang, i gro up in china wher i wurk 2 gro rice. sry fo bad engrish i no speaky engrish. une dy fata say "u nu gru rices u gu2city n u gu pwy pufesuino doto" su den i gu pwey pwefusuionl doto leik fartr sai n i get rekt bai sum fagt naem dondo. plz nu copy pasterino dis is lif stury
Hello my name is Kevin Godec Purgerino Cappacino, my father raised me on a small cotton farm in Alabama. He bought me potato computer for my 18th birthday so i can become #1 youtuber but instead i sold my potato to move to Korea to become 6k mmr pro like Dondo. I may have lost TI4 qualifiers but i plan to move to South Africa for TI5.
SingSing, this is your Doctor, Edward Pastarino MD. I am sorry to tell you your test results are in and the shady backroom tattoo you got in Hong Kong gave you Full Blown AIDS. Its not all over; AIDS isnt the death sentence it once was. No Sudoku plz. Srs business pls no copy pastarino resultarino vaccineo
I don't get it guys, what is it about being a mod of Twitch chat that compels people to join the National Socialist party? I just don't understand, I mean there's nothing overtly obvious about Twitch modship that makes you want to support the second coming of the Third Reich, but somehow the two go hand in hand. I mean, for starters I don't even know any German or Austrian Twitch mods, but they're somehow all fanatical National Socialists. Just baffles me is all.
'Sheever must be interviewing one of the Cloud 9 players.' she thought, as she swapped the clipboard to her left hand, and grabbed the door handle to the C9 player room. She went on tippie-toes and peered in through the small window in the door. Inside she had a full view of Singsing thrusting repeatedly into Sheever, who was on her hands an knees, her breasts swinging back and forth, colliding with her chest with a slap. Sheever was moaning loudly, her moans slowly escalating into shouts. Singsing grabbed a fistfull of sheevers hair and pulled hard, Sheever's head snapping up.
Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper
What a garbage chat. It's like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You're all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven't recognized how cancerous you are yet. I'm disappointed, apply yourselves...
I used to spread pasterino on tw.chat but then I got arrow on the knee. You should all stop copy / paste random texts which you find funny because you will too, eventualy, get an arrow on the knee. Just like I did. Do not laugh - this is a true story and my wooden leg proves it. Do not copy paste this text if you have any affection toward your knee.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
Konichiwa Guys, I just got done being banned for 275 seconds. This has made me reflect on my actions in this chat. Recently, I have been copypasting other users comments and spamming them into the chat. Honestly, I thought it would make me cool and people would like me on this stream more. See, I don't have many friends in real life. I love twitch because I can hang out and watch other people it's the closest human interaction I receive
HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod's power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you
Ben Wu, this is your mother. I don't like you wasting your time on the internet playing kids games. I want you to go back to china to become a kung fu master and cook frog noodles.
Hello Fnatic!, it seems that you guys are quite new to this whole Dota thing. If you are really serious about improving on your skills, I recommend you ask a very popular player called PurgeGamers to coach the team! You'd have to pay 50 dollars per hour, but I say it's well worth it!
When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.
Hello everybody this is Purge and i coach you for $50/h , i play for Zephyr team, tier 1 team in Korea. Most games i get 10 min level 3 and always negative scores but our reality is that we can't beat tier 5 European teams, so hey money is easy here in Korea. No copy pasterino Please
Hi my name is Bob Pastarino, I am trapped in Winter's house, he is keeping me hostage. I am coughing furiously from my cold because I've been kept in his basement. Please help he forces me to watch Arteezy Play Invoker all day long. For love of god help me, I only have 322 hour left to live.
One day, i went to a japanese restaurant wanna find some decent food with my grillfriend , we had some problem with the menu and then i ask the Waiter what is the signature dish here , and she said " OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS SUSHI BY MUSHI" Please No KAPPA Pastarino , its my real life story , please show respect . .. . . . .
The bulldog rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in daylight. The last record dates from 1903. They may have succumbed to a disease brought by black rats that had been inadvertently introduced by sailors.
Hi my name is Fernando Cumbazzo. I grew up in a small town in Belize. I work in a sweatshop that makes sweatpants for middle aged american women, but every day I hurry home to play DOTA. Dendi is my favorite player and I masturbate nightly to his picture. one day I hope to dream to become as good of a DOTA playSer as dondo. plz no copy pastariono al pacino
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui..
Hello Diary, this is Clement again! My quest is progressing well, i have managed to decrease the number of viewers by 20% in less than 24 hours. Capitalist & LD promised me to pay 25.000 $ if i can reduce the viewers number to 5 thousand. I hope i manage to do so. Matt is helping me, although he doesn't know about the money. He was promiced 5 Happy Meal menus. These numbnuts over here don't suspect a thing. They keep feeding, paying and entertainning me. They even offered me Sheever's sweet pussy just to come over. I really hope i'll finnish my mission and get paid. Finally i can leave that fucking Na'Vi shit and that fucking feeder XBOCT. I could finally live to my dream and open a barber shop in Ljubljana.
My Name is Jacky Mao Also Known as EternalEnvy and I am a creepy guy. Some evening I was walking home and saw Arteezy kiss a girl. She was crying for help. When the girl saw me she started to hide behind Arteezy back...
Yes, Arteezy's better looking than me and younger, he definitely has better farm skills than me and has more swag and more universally preferable personality BUT after seeing that pic below the waist I must say this, and not to brag: he's losing to me there. Females, this guy may be better than me in every way, but lower, I must say he would lose against me in that department. Not just with size, but 100% of everything. Most females, if blindly choosing a man based on genitals, would DEFINITELY pick me over him. I can say this with 100% certainty: he is small, flacid, and not as aesthetically pleasing as me. He wins the pretty boy awards, but he can't win the real "prizefighter." so ladies know that there's no one better in that department than me, FearDarkness.
Arteezy if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "'we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
i think Arteezy have insanely good micro and he is having huge impact on a games he playing if his teammates giving him space . I believe if Arteezy going to focus hard on improving and respecting his enemies he will be for sure one of the best players in future . Only thing he lack right now in my opinion - is experience . But this is not a problem and will come in some time . As a player i like him a lot . But the music on his stream is horrible !
Arteezy, why are you so cruel to your girlfriend. Didn't you just see EE-sama talking to you, asking you to unmute mumble so you can play the game together? It makes me sick that girrls go after jerks like you, and not nice guys like me.
I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.
It's happening, my nipples are hard, i gently take my schnitzel out
of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max
usage of the precious midas, he's the top farmer, i start speeding up fapping gradually. Rtz now 6
sloted. Finally he goes fight 1v5. Enemies starts to go down...
one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, boy juice starts pumping up my schnitzel while arteezy
all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a "grats".
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
Last night I had a dream that whenever I typed something in Forsen's channel, everyone copied and pasted it, and then Forsen got really mad at me for starting spam. After that he banned me and I felt really bad for it, so my only option to apologize to him was to suck his sweadish meatballs. Sorry Forskin!
Hey raynad im a 11 year old boy named Dan and i watched your stream. My mom walked in on my watching you and she saw you drinking the beers. She beat me with a shoe and made me sleep outside in the dog house becsuse of you
Hi Bjergsen I am from Brazil and just like many brazilians, I am gay, and I would really like to have a bed time with you and listen to your cutie voice and perhaps do some coitus and engage and marry eachother. Our wedding would be in some favela of Rio de Janeiro. What do you think????????????
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)
I only get to have sex when LD is casting. My girlfriends hears the ACCURATE FACTS and gets so turned on she has sex with the nearest human - luckily it's normally me. Thank you LD!
Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye
Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kaceytron play League of Legions. I decide to subscribe to Kaceytron, join the 'Church of Kaceytron', I accept Kaceytron as my Lord and personal savior. 'Oh wow', Kaceytron exclaims, 'thank you for subscribing and accepting the love of Kaceytron into your heart!'. She gives the stream a finger dance. I feel Kaceytron fingering me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye
Once lived a maiden with unmatched beauty, flowing black hair, her name was Kaceytron. She took care of an orphan, just a young CatCam, i decided i would still go for it. Took her out on a date and we ended in bed, now this is the point where the story turns sad. I expected nice boobies but couldn't be wronger, the girl was a boy with a 20inch DONGER
I have a cancer.. Show me your boobs pliz.. I really need to see that.. You know i will die soon.. PLiz give me the chance my last boobies.. I can see or touch if you want
reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
Lxthul now that you'll start winning tournaments without having the added stress of having to get kills for not only yourself but also aPG every event, I think it's only fair that you kickstart his Porn career with all the money you'll be raking in. Remember TJ he was with you at your worst then you left him at your best. It's only fair man.
helo fabby i am hablo espaneo i come from mexican i am liking your curse videos. after i am watching your streaming video i am strong enough to shoot father hablo with crossing bow. learning tumble and fight dragon. i now in jail watching stream with dyrus on big tv. no copy pasterino macachino banerinio spamino. thank u
Hey Dyrus, while we're on the subject of feeling sick, My aids and Kidney stones are doing slightly better, thanks for asking -_-. Ever since you ruined my ITTech scholarship, I have not been able to pay my medical bills, and very soon will die. Please take your shirt off as My death wish.
Hola!! Me reyinald I work as big boss monkey for teem solo midlane. mi amigos es dyros he make big anger of me i call him rude chico beecuz i say u apollogize or u leave team house and work in potato factory mi other amigo es wildgato i make hem feel very sad becuz i tel u stop get catch in teemfiyt or u leave house and work for me as donkey wagon. also me amigo es xpecial i say u win bot or i use u hair for make new eyebrows for mi face. Pls no copy babuunino
Hello i am minon, my vater is an superminion like dyres, i want to become an superminion like him to, please no dongerino caparino pastarino my story is my leif
THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.
Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-"
Hi guys, my name Udami Bolango frum somalia. I am walking 4 hour to watch this profeshunal player for GTA V. I want show my support for good plays because I learning to show my family. Sorry for bed englando and please no copy pasterina my story.
Ola io intenor habler espaniol, io kero muxo Xpeko, io estudio espaniol para habler con Espeke io aprendiero espaniolo porfavoro Espeke contestoro me porfavoro io comeri jamone para parezco espaniolo, comero paella rico paella para espaniolo, porofavoro no copio pegariono, perdono pore malo espaniola Kappa Kappa
What the fuck is this Twitch and Beyond the Summit? I've come here to watch some amazing Trench (tm) tier dota action with my 2 least watched teams VG () and HGT (). But instead I'm being presented with a slideshow of the game. You are ruining my life. Please castrate kpoptosis. No Copy godzarino por favorino.
I worked 12 hours today serving fat asses at McDonalds. I come back home to bring food to my ungrateful wife and my 2 autistic children. I just want to relax a little while by watching a game of Dota 2 between EESAMA and Joe Burden and what do I get? Lazy casters who call themselves professional but can't even get a stream going. This Beyond The Schedule is a god damn disgrace to esports. Please no copy pasterino dongerino frappucino ronaldinho
"Sheever, ravage!" Singsing shouts, infuriated at yet another of Sheever's antics. Sheever upon hearing this retreats to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks.Singsing doesn't notice until hours later, after losing to pubs for the third time in a row and switching off his stream.He finds Sheever in a ball on her bed, tear marks on the sheets and her eyes red and swollen. "What's wrong, Sheever-chan?" Singsing asks."You.. you yelled at me!
hi mi name is regi i live from canada i walk 200 miles to get to computer in alaska to play lgend league because iwant be pro player like qqpie and cumshotgg pls no coffee papapino dunkacino pasterino
Arteezy. Artour Babaevsky, you sexy sexy beast. You are a hope, a dream, an inspiration
and insignia of love. When I came into this chat, I expected a lousy channel
with the worst fucking chat and boring games. But you won me with the Korean
cries from your DotA client, the endearing copy pasterino in this chatroom,
your hairdo and sheer power of LOVE all around. God bless you, Artour. You
bring a chivalrous tear into my eye. You have my sub forever. PLIS no copy
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Hello my name is Sing_sing and I am from the distant future. I am here to inform you, past Sing_sing that you must replace S4 on SECRET and travel with your new team to the TI5 EU Hub and play Mario Party for 2 weeks straight, if you fail to do this The Bankers will take over the world and it will descend into chaos. Thank you for listening to future Sing_sing. Please no pasta alfredo
Sing2x this is your girlfriend: Maria Pastarina. The doctor said that you have AIDS because you're always being raped by pub scrubs. I'm leaving you now, I found another person better than you. EE is such a tryhard and he watches anime, he's perfect for me. Bye! Pls no copyrino pasterino.
I can see why Draskyl wasn't invited for the Main Event at TI4. All he does is shit on any other castet's opinions. He talks trash about the players and their decisions. He thinks he's above everyone else. I hope valve never invite him ever again and I hope GD studio boots him for Tobi
Greeting Michael, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Pobelter boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see..
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Text-To-Speech, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. I thought you loved money - isn't that why you still play hearthstone? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming hafu nudes in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared
why does qtpie even have mods, his whole chat is just copy pasta and 2cans, please stop these trolls spammers and permaban them this is getting ridiculous, and dont use this to make more spam please
I'm 23 years old and from houston,tx. I started moderating in mid august of 2007 I have a degree in quickscoping and certified in the art of injecting marijuanas.currently in school studying the female ejaculation.well as the Human nature of gamer grills.I was a person that did not know what I wanted to do until recently.When i joined Kripparians chat, it suddenly struck me This guy makes so much money that i could mod for him for a living.With my qualifications and Kripparians money, we could conquer the world that is twitch.
qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
10 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep. plis no copy pasterino my storarino
You're so cute Jacky L. Mao, please don't stop smiling. You're a rainbow a river and my WAIFU.
My beautiful Hafu turns to me in bed and kisses me. Her cute smile fills me with happiness. Hafu holds me close as she whispers in my ear: "You know this isn't real. You're just typing in twitch chat. You're alone." "10/10 body." I keep mumbling.
Last night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the cancer. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.
It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, "We gucci?". He opens the door and see's purge standing there. "Purge, I want you to purge me baby", Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal dong and purges Sing's asshole. As sing's anal cavity is widened by purge's huge diffusal dong, he whispers... "Ez Katka..."
Yanik is new at his school and doesn't want to be an outsider again. When he meets Alan he also wants to be as popular as him with the girls. But when Alan kissed Yanik to get rid of the girls, the admiration turns into disgust. But at a party where Yanik had to disguise himself as a girl Alan falls in love with the "girl" at first sight...
Lol really? Copy-pasta? You retards probably dont even read what the fuck you're copy and pastaing but I'll have you retards know I like using fleshlights and its better than futas but i haven't tried futa yet.
I shudder as I feel a large hand moving up my thighs. I open my eyes and there he is. The ogrelord. Shrek. I hug him so tight and press my erection against him. He places me on my stomach and inserts the Shrock into my anus. Pure bliss. I look into his eyes, and he says 'don't worry now aye? I'm ogre the moon for yeh'. Pls no copato pastado
Mr. Santana this is Dr. Blumgold I have just subscribed to inform you that your Twitch Subscribers have been contracting the deadly virus known as "The Bola" if you dont stop missing Sion ult The United States of America will be infected by Christmas. Pls dont copy pasterino not a joke..
Did You Know? YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070. The native Dongers sang it to please their God. One day they didn't sing YAYO, a NACHO TORPEDO destroyed their whole culture. Ripperino Dongerino, all you knew was YAYO..
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.
Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.
You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.
Weed i am a chicken from cs go ... i barely survived inferno ... i just want you and ur friends stop killlin my chickens or im gonna peck the sh1t out of you .My dream is to travel from A sight to B at my friend horse near construction without getting hurt together with my chicks and u always ruin it... please copy paste and stop this madness , let a chicken cross inferno my brothers
Hello, I'm Cyberino Matterino, i'm currently running a web about Doto players and their stats, specially Dendi, Loda, Chuan and RTZ(not sure about that fgt thou), I was promoting my web trough Reddit the past month but suddenly my web is shadownbanned and my account is now in danger, WHY YOU DO THIS REDDIT MODS? YOU A RE DESTROYING THE DOTO SCENE. Pls no coperino pasterino. Real story.
Hello, my name is Keepo and I want to ask you something. My friend Kappa needs your help. He wants to find some more Kappa friends. So please, spam Kappa as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend Kappa could find more of his Kappa friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!
Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
hello, my name is juan and I am from the save a donger foundation, for just 69 cents a day you can save a donger, please, there are small and big dongers that need help, you can make a difference
lol this game is garbage, i thought league was dumbed down, but blizzard takes it a whole another level. i know that blizzard fanboys need to be spoonfed everything with hearthstone being dumbed down magic clone and wow being a dumbest down everquest.. but seriously.. this game is the flappybird of mobas
Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
Hello everyone this is Sing Sing's Doctor Yu Sik Fuk. I'm sorry to interrupt your spam but please let SingSing know that his test results came positive for Super-Ebola. I am prescribing him two teaspoons of cum a day and plenty of bed rest, with no heavy exertion. That means no jerkerino the donger SingSing, Doctor's orders. This message is only for Sing so please no copy pastarino. Thank you and have a nice day.
How is this guy even successful at doto? I mean all he does is scream "OH MAI GAWWWD" and then he proceeds to feed. Feed feed is a bad player and doesn't deserve all this attention and he is definitely not a pro. I am 4k MMR and I could beat him with my FEET. The only reason he wins is because 6.82 is a noob patch made for players like feed feed. pls copy and paste and show this to everyone
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story
"Haha, what a great day of casting" Merlini proclaimed. "Yeah, we did awesome, bro. Give me a high five". Oh boy, not this again, thought Merlini. "Bro, we're so tight we don't need to high five". Yet Zyori insisted. "High five my hand bro". Merlini had no choice. Merlini's hand still smells like Zyori's balls to this day.
What a garbage chat. It's like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You're all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven't recognized how cancerous you are yet. I'm disappointed, apply yourselves.,
zfg does your mom call you zelda freak glitcha when shes angry instead of zfg? my mom does that all the time with my name
Please stop messaging me. I am not "trap" (im a girl) and even though it is cool that you are gay because it's 2017 i dont appreciate you sending me links to pictures of your schnitzel and butthole. I do not have AIDS and thus am incapable of "pozzing your hole" (i dont even have a schnitzel). If you are reading this know that this guy is a fat creep and is only looking for salami and has an unhealthy obsession with "traps". There ARE girl gamers. WE DO EXIST and not every girl on the internet is some mentally ill dude pretending to be a girl. I reported you to steam btw.
This isn't a copypasta, I just need to seriously discuss something, the mods need to understand that retroactive enforcement of rules is not good modding. If the streamer asks a user to stop, and they stop, then you shouldn't time them out retroactively. If the chat is getting out of hand, then you time out new copypasta posters, not the old ones. And if you're gonna time people out, 30s is fine, 5 minutes is overkill and lame.
@KingGeorgeTV Hey, George! What's up, man? It's Steve from math class a few years ago. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Alyssa? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
Zfgs stream is very nice to watch because he is a friendly zelda speedrunner. Zfg also is very calm while running this game so i decided to watch him whenever i need to sleep. I hope you get your wr very soon and i wish zfg good luck and fun at future runs and agdq
I don't care what your opinions on Arian, the bot, or the admins are. This was ridiculous. I'm honestly very disappointed. I don't care what your goal was, spam and being obnoxious is not the answer. So i'm going to make you guys a deal, I will listen to your feedback and give it to Arian. I only have the ability to delete posts, and if I could do more I would most certainly put the "rogue" admins in their place, but that is Arian's decision, so work with me for the time being. I will help you all the best I can, but I can't do much at the moment.
How often do you have full power charges from your weapon swap jaws of agony, full frenzies, onslaught, have thrown a vaal lightning trap, put down your ancestral protector totem, procced your elemental overload with orb of storms, turned on your vaal haste, put down your frost bomb, have the lightning aura from your lightning golem active, are on full hp for boot enchant and the gem, but hit and savage hit recently, also running blood rage, all at the same time, against a white mob?
The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.
the new 100% strat realy ruffles my feathers, we were ALREADY skipping house cow, and we ALRAEDY ended 100% with the door of time still closed, and now we do a bunch of DUMB rolls up and down stairs, and the royal grave isn't even destroyd at the end, when are we gonna get category reform so we can all see the true 100% we want?
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Guys, seriously, Zfg is 12 years old. You may not know this, but he's an experiment by the United States Military. He was injected with the experimental drug MEMES in utero, which caused him to accelerate, or "speedrun" his metabolism, and hence why he looks the way he does at 12 years old. All these copypastas about Zfg are highly disrespectful to a true patriot whose literally very existence is dedicated to serving his country. Thank you.
i must say (ask) something. My personal dream is a "normal run"...i mean no jump or roll to accelerate. just walk normally. but straight to the known goal. why?To make the game like a movie we can see or show to make people discover that master peace without all the annoying jumpings. make the run be a movie.Even if you have to lose time to show wonders of the game.Do you understand what i mean?thanks.(you rock!!)
Glitchless really rustles my jimmies. I dont think the runners know what a glitch is. I mean, do they really think boosting yourself with a bomb is ok? doing fire temple first!?! the leaderboards should be cleared; the category is corrupted. Hell, one should be DQed if they balkwalk because I tellin you there is no way that was intended by the creators
zfg im blind and im having someone else describe your run to me, but shes having trouble since she doesnt understand the glitched going on. Can you kindly resort to some more understandable strategies?
one calorie, two calorie, three calorie, more food for me OpieOP
Wow you actually are really bad at this game, honestly you're worse at oot than my nan is at cod. Please just retire mate. You're obviously getting too old to speedrun after all you have just turned 12. I hope you thought about your retirement fund while you were still young. I know you want to get good and all but I think you should retire a commentate smash or something.
ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what zeldas superpower is. no mortal could go through the ground and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless.
Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it
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I'll have you know I served 1337 successful missions in the Kekistani meme wars of 2016 with over 420 confirmed redpills. Black ops, psyops, intel, counter-intel -- you name it, I did it. At one point I was so far undercover as a (((blackpilled shill))), I forgot which side I was fighting for. You see, I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career as a dank meme operative. Skills that make me a #nightmare for people like you.
Kidding ?
DDDDDDDDD You reseted a game if you do small fail ? XDDDD Its nice ...@GODaZeD Hey, Sam! What's up, man? It's Mike from math class a few years ago. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Jessica? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
DaZeD isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement in CS:GO? DaZeD puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. KennyS breaks records. Coldzera breaks records. Stewie breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
It's hard. You have furion. It's hard. You have Mirana. You have to land an arrow. It's hard. Everything is so hard. But they, they're Russians, you know. They run at you, they're gonna see you, they're gonna go. And - it's hard.
Strimer, please help. My psoriasis is reaching a level where my quality of life is in jeopardy. Red blotches on my skin, along with stretch marks, have rendered me anathema to most women. I try and use a variety of creams and ointments but nothing seems to work. I'm currently eating a large pepperoni pizza with cheesy crust to help me calm down. Thank you for being such a positive and enjoyable voice. Your stream gives me hope and makes me happy. Thank you
After multiple surgeries when I was young, my spatial and depth perception is completely distorted. Thus, I cannot play 3d games, but only sidescrollers. This has caused me problem with employment, so I have to take menial jobs. Despite my iq (197), I work cleaning toilets and sometimes in the toll booth. Women can't see past my thick glasses and porous skin features.
PogChamp How does he do it? PogChamp I have no clue PogChamp It's Paracusia PogChamp On Station 2 PogChamp
Streamer, I am currently trying to pick up women and need advice. I am horribly burned and have skin that is multishaded. While I make a lot of money, I lack a funny and charismatic personality. I am willing to watch the notebook though.
xQc isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Winston? Felix puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the monkey.
soviet it's a way of thinking, acting, and overall living, with total disregard of fair play, integrity, moral, rule of law and other such alien/bourgeois western concepts that lenin marx stalin and other like them have fought to eradicate. They might be long gone, but they keep living trough people like Putin, still poisoning young people's minds today.
soviet knows no national bounds - and after all, there are less than a handful of countries truly liberated from mama bear's grasp, plus, at any time she can decide to neighbour.. whoever she wants. Still, it's rather unfair to place all the blame on russians, when ukrainians belarusians estonians and the other dozen former USSR states have their fair share of soviets.
People are always asking me, "hey, you subscribe to ZFG, the Zelda Freak Glitcha, don't you?" "Yeah", I say. They look shocked for a moment and then ask, "Oh wow. Is he as good of a guy as everyone says?" I pause. "No, he's not."I reply.
hey zfg I made you this fan art, i hope you love it as i put much love into it
zfgSpeedPolice zfgStick zfgSpeedFrog POLICE MAN IS ABUSING SPEEDFROG. 1 SUB = 1 LESS WHACK
I'll have you know that I am not the typical runner. While some runners bring water bottles with them I don't. You might be asking yourself, 'but bro, how could you not drink water after running around a while?' Simple. I drink my own sweat. After running for some time, your shirt and shorts start to accumulate a good portion of water from your body, water that is easily accessible and ready to drink wherever you go. You might also be thinking now, 'Eww, gross! Why would you do that?' The reason I do this is because I want to challenge myself even further, running until I am able to drink almost all of the liquid goodness my body emits. Only doing this will you truly understand the value of water, rather than just gulping down entire quarts after a simple run. Water bottles are for wussies that want refreshment handed to them in a nice convenient vessel to sip from, never going the extra mile and try to push themselves to the limit. Sometimes when I run out of sweat water but want to run some more, I look around to check for nearby sources of water that I can easily attain. These sources usually range from the dew on grass to puddles on the street and sidewalk. Sometimes I dig up water from my neighbors yard after he had just watered some of his plants to get a good amount to take me running back again, passers by usually leave me alone and I don't my neighbor minds since he touches himself sometimes as he watches me drink, but that's cool though. To sum this all up you guys should start drinking your own sweat to appreciate water more and get a better workout, I hope one day we can drink each others sweat as we run together.
I'll have you know that I am not the typical runner. While some runners bring water bottles with them I don't. You might be asking yourself, 'but bro, how could you not drink water after running around a while?' Simple. I drink my own sweat. After running for some time, your shirt and shorts start to accumulate a good portion of water from your body, water that is easily accessible and ready to drink wherever you go. You might also be thinking now, 'Eww, gross! Why would you do that?' The reason I do this is because I want to challenge myself even further, running until I am able to drink almost all of the liquid goodness my body emits. Only doing this will you truly understand the value of water, rather than just gulping down entire quarts after a simple run. Water bottles are for wussies that want refreshment handed to them in a nice convenient vessel to sip from, never going the extra mile and try to push themselves to the limit. Sometimes when I run out of sweat water but want to run some more, I look around to check for nearby sources of water that I can easily attain. These sources usually range from the dew on grass to puddles on the street and sidewalk. Sometimes I dig up water from my neighbors yard after he had just watered some of his plants to get a good amount to take me running back again, passers by usually leave me alone and I don't my neighbor minds since he touches himself sometimes as he watches me drink, but that's cool though. To sum this all up you guys should start drinking your own sweat to appreciate water more and get a better workout, I hope one day we can drink each others sweat as we run together.
Why is IMAQTPIE such an extraordinarily good player? One might think it's because of his unparalleled reflexes or his deepest understanding of every single detail and its impact on the game. The truth is IMAQTPIE is miles ahead of every single player in the competition when it comes down to the memes. He only harvests the freshest and spiciest memes there are, consequently destroying the enemy players with their second hand memes.
Hey Arteezy, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the raging and cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at dota2 thanks!
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Dafran. u wouldnt say this shit to him at McDonalds, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
CHONATION STRONG LIKE NIPPON STEEL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES CUT THROUGH ANYSING STRONG LIKE JAPANESE BUSHIDO SAMURAI WARRIOR RESILIENT LIKE TOYOYA CAR STILL ON ROAD AFTER 30 YEARS
THIS ISN'T EVEN A COPY PASTE, THIS IS ABOUT THESE CHILDISH NOOB MODS CONSTANTLY MAKING NOISES AND BEING DISRESPECTFUL, I WILL NOT TOLERATE TO BE TALKED TO IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING MANNER, THIS CANNOT STAND. I'M CALLING MY DAD AT TWITCH.TV TO REPORT THIS CHANNEL ONCE AND FOR ALL
Android isn't my brather? Are yew keeding mee? Wheen waas the laast taaim you saw a pleyur wit sach an abeelitee and teamwerk wit sheek? Android puts thegaem in anadur levull, and wee wiil be blesd if wee evur see a playurr wit his skil and pashin far thegaem evur agaenn. I THINK mang0 braeks rakkerds. I braek rakkerds. Android braeks the reuls. Yew can keep yor relateevs. I prefurr the brather.
hey zfg i had a guy in my class who could suck his own schnitzel, no joke, the fucker went one day on class like, yo dudes, watch this, BLAM motherfucker cleaned his own sword until we got the balls to get near him and make him stop LUL
Every night I go to bed with my zelda amiibo in my hands hoping and praying each night to the golden godesses "please zfg, run all permanent flags so my life will be complete." One day I hope my prayers are answered, as everyday I make sure to practice my HESSing and spoon strats. Thank you ZFG, for everything you've done.
Why do you call yourself a "Freak" Glitcha, ZFG? Is it because you're depressed? You don't have to go through this alone. When you dial 1-800-273-TALK (8255), you will hear a message saying you have reached the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. You will be helped by a skilled, trained crisis worker who will listen to your problems and will tell you about mental health services in your area.
I miss the old Mang0 mangoPog , straight from the (Ready?) Go Mang0 mangoAT The best Falco Mang0 mangoFalco , read all the rolls Mang0 mangoKrey I hate the new Mang0 mangoW , play Chu and lose Mang0 mangoRIP , Buster in crews Mang0 mangoBUSTER , drink all the booze Mang0 mangoForty mangoBleh
The Mustang GT is decent, but if you want bang for the buck, get a Chevrolet Camaro.
It's faster.
It handles better.
It's more comfortable.
I want to like the Mustang since the 5.0L Coyote engine, and 5.2L Voodoo engines are fantastic, but I know where Ford cut the corners on it. On the GT, the cost cutting is the manual transmission. Said manual is the same as the previous 2011-2014 Mustang GT. So it's the same problematic Chinese-built 6 speed.
If you step up to the Shelby, the mechanical cost cutting continues. The GT350 transmission is the SAME Tremec TR3160 used in base model 4 cylinder and V6 Camaros. Go up to the V8 Camaro SS, or ZL1 and the manual transmission on offer is a bulletproof Tremec TR6060, a beloved transmission you can't get in the Mustang.
Yes the Mustang has better visibility, barely.
Yes the Mustang has a better interior, barely.
Yes the Mustang has a larger trunk opening.
But honestly, I'll take the GM compromises in exchange for rock-solid mechanicals over Ford cost-cutting the mechanicals for better subjective elements.
ZFG made it to school, losing 3 minutes on his split. Back to gym class, it's rope climbing time. ZFG goes first, its time for him to climb. To help him get motivated, he imagines there to be .txt document of the Zelda Timeline at the top of the rope. He saw his crush, Ruto, was watching. ZFG begins to sweat, and starts climbing the rope to impress ruto. Coach Dampe yells, "No way you'll get that sub 4:15 with this pace". ZFG says this run sucks and resets
Do not insult a person to be a nazi so lightly, there are numerous people still denying the holocaust and the existence of gas chambers when they have been contradicted heavily and constantly by many many historians. zfg's chat is serious and you should stop writing shitty oneliners to mock moderators, as authoritarian as they can be.
glitchless is pouring unprocessed flour down your throat and washing it out with canned tomato juice until you vomit or die LUL
Now I don't want to brag. And I can't say I didn't deserve it. Zombie-like, in my slumber, I waited out the timeout. I couldn't see the end at times. Mercifully, it was not permanent. Oh, for the day where plebs can chat in peace. Disasters like this never happened in the good old days. Stream used to be chill, but if you read the first letter of each sentence you will know what happened.
What in the name of Elion did you just say about me, you filthy life-skiller? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the holy college, I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Barcode, and I have over 500 combined gear score. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the top PvPer in the entire NA server. You are nothing to me but just another karma-bomber. I will kill you with thrusts the likes of which have never been seen before, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over Discord? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my fellow Valkyries across the server, and your node-fort is being scouted right now so you better prepare for the zerg. The zerg that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a base. You are going to be sent to the sulfur mines. I can be at any node, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my shield. Not only am I extensively trained in Lancia combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the holy college and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the black desert. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" little statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will flag on you, and you will drown in your own blood. You're dead, scrub.
@Zfg1 you remind me of the autistic girl i fucked in 7th grade. I fingered her and my fingers smelt like peanut butter for a week.
ResidentSleeper "Alright, grow, I guess" ResidentSleeper "Haven't grown in a while, let's grow ResidentSleeper "growing isn't that good, but alright"
I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.
moon2MLADY your rank: 2000, and in a 6-stack premade you use to try to go against teams that aren't communicating. I can hear you nasal voice through the mic now moon2MLADY
Wanna know who the best Pokemon obviously is? Malamar. Everything about it is just astounding, its stats, typing, etc. Its typing is very versitile, making it only weak to bug and fairy type. Its stats give it some nice bulk to it, and has astoundingly good Attack! Better yet, Malamar has a unique evolution, you have to hold your 3DS UPSIDE DOWN! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY, UPSIDE DOWN! That alone is what makes Malamar one of the greatest Pokemon ever. Its design is just plain flawless, so why would you choose any other Pokemon over Malamar? It is based off of a vampire squid, a squid that is known for turning inside, KINDA LIKE HOW MALAMAR EVOLVES! THE REFERENCE TO ITS OWN CREATURE IS JUST AMAZING! Great work Gamefreak, you have made one of the best Pokemon there is to date!
Sucking spaghetti ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the schnitzel where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your schnitzel sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that bratwurst! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much spaghetti? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!
I have a dream that one day Plebs and Subs will Spam together in harmony. Plebs should be judged not by the frequency of their spam, but the quality of their pasta! So plebs and subs alike copypasta this for the greater good!
Plebs press 1 if you guys want freedom.... oh wait EleGiggle
You guys are super emotional right now, I haven't even said he's not OP, just that you shouldn't judge his power based on a game where you did everything against him wrong
admiral6 BUT admiral6 admiral6 IS admiral6 IT admiral6 AS admiral6 GOOD admiral6 AS admiral6 6 TREANTS? admiral6
Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko
admiral1 admiral2 Don't talk to me or my TI Winner ever again admiral3 admiral4 admiralTI
If you are looking for my bones, I can tell you I can't recall where i put them. But what I do know is that i have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long ruff life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you help me find my bones now, that'll be the end of it. But if you dont, i wil find you, and i will lick you.
I didn't know my family was home so i was jerking off, and my little brother surprised me by being there while i was jerking. i turned around because he scared me accidental jizzed up his nose.
ME ORC SMOrc ME SPAM SMORc NO MODS SMOrc NO BAN
Bogdan isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movementin CSGO? Bogdan puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. S1mple breaks records. Flusha breaks records. Bogdan breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
I was at the main hub where hillary was supposed to give her victory speech. Jesus Christ it was the WORST experience of my life. My mom dragged me along because she wanted to witness history and be there when the first woman president addressed the country. I KID YOU NOT, Every time (and I'm fucking serious i mean EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.) it was announced that another state had voted trump, maybe around 4 women would collapse, or just straight up bodyslam themselves to the ground and begin to either convulse, scream their heads off with tears streaming down their faces as if they've just been stabbed, or pretend to faint and lay on the ground for like 20 seconds like an idiot playing dead. I'd even hear screams from women across the crowd yell out "Oh my god, she's having a heart attack, someone call 911!" meaning that it wasn't just happening around the area I was standing. There was so much fucking screaming from the women near the end (like emotional screaming, not cheers) that I almost left before it was over. I even remember seeing one white chick screaming so hard that her whole head and eyes were bloodshot red, veins throbbing on her neck and everything. I moved my mother and myself towards the back of the crowd when they were going to announce the final vote because I knew the exits would be clogged up by more retards pretending to be ill or some shit causing the only exits to be blocked and everyone unable to leave. I wasn't wrong. Luckily I was one of the first ones out. Godamn it, even when we were walking down the hallways to get to the parking lot, there were so many fucking women sitting on the ground against the wall slumped over with people fanning their faces with homemade Hillary Clinton posters, screaming "Give her some air! Move away and give her air!". The whole thing was fucking wild, like what could you possibly change by acting out like that?
Why do people say DaZeD is banned? I looked at his profile and he has no VAC bans, and he's playing CS right now. It's honestly fucking incredible to see how retarded you kids on here are, talking about how DaZeD is banned, and how he threw a match, like who the fuck cares if someone throws a stick that easily catches fire. Then you jackasses ask him what he would do if he was unbanned, and it MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE because he's playing RIGHT NOW ON STREAM. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP HE ISN'T BANNED
brb guys cats on fire again.
Guys, today I'm taking a personal vowel that from here on out I will only post high effort, quality messages in Twitch chat. Quote me on that. You will not see me any more copyer paster spamghetti. Twtich chat has ruined my life and it's time that I get it back on track. Please don't copy paster my vowels unless you're ready to change your life too.
Look.
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize the small boy you always wanted
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy.
There's a sniper aimed at him already, moms upsetti.
Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To drop an ape, but they keep on regretting What they shot down, the Internet grows so loud
They open their mouth, but the memes won't stop now
Provoking, how, everybody's revolting now
Nudeln are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!
Snap back to Cincinnati, oh, there goes M Shkreli
Oh, there go CBS, they choked, they so mad but he won't
Let up that easy nope, he won't have it, he knows Harambe's the only hope, it don't matter to them dopes.
He knows that, but he's provoked, he's so sad, they highbrow.
When he's got a hold of the ape genome, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo! This whole tragedy
He better go clone that gorilla and hope they don't catch him
i was born in the heart of Inuit Alaska, my mother raised my family using a knife called an 'ulu' to skin animals and build igloos. now i am banned from ee-sama stream for sharing my heritage.
Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
ZFG you might now pb but atleast you will finish a run you can't expect to pb every time you finish a run but at least you will finish a run you can't expect to pb every time you finish a run
Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
KappaPride MAJORDOMO OR WE HOMO KappaPride
SwiftRage CAN YOU NAZI FUUCKING MODS GIVE UP ALREADY? THIS IS FUUCKING DOTA 2, CHAT ISNT MEANT TO BE CIVIL. TURN OF THE MOTHERFCUKING SLOWMODE AND DEAL WITH IT YOU CHINKS APESHIT RETARDS. GO MOD MINECRAFT STREAMS YOU NAZI FUCKS. SwiftRage
Look what i got you - another copypasta about how i hate retarded twitch kids who copypaste shitty pointless posts and spam facememes, but I obviously aim for you all idiots to copypaste this as well so I feel myself relevant for once in my fucking life.
YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish YOU NEED TO SAY 'THATS A CARD' EVERY TIME FailFish
LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL LUUK AT ALL THESE VALUE LUL
hi there,I am a Taiwanese Mother with two 4.5 year old twin boys. We live in Munich now. I like your blog, and your taste. Sometimes I plan my trips refer to your trip diary. I like the big table tennis very much. Good job!Lulu
m0e_tv is hot off the CS scene and is ready to make a name for himself, he has the qualities of an EU professional player and is in dire need of someone to give him a chance to shine. Many say he has the potential to be #1 in the world. Others say he is the next CS messiah, m0e is NA's last hope.
cmonBruh My name is TACO cmonBruh I'm from Brazil cmonBruh Knife me in-game cmonBruh I'll knife you for real cmonBruh
Hey Cyborgmatt, I'm considering playing Alchemist, but I need help with the skill build. Do I max Acid Spray like you threw acid over the dota scene, Unstable Concoction like your concoction of lies, or Greevil's Greed like you took all of secret's money?
My teeth are yellow EleGiggle My breath smells of poo EleGiggle You guessed it right EleGiggle I'M from EU EleGiggle
I have played FF1, FF Dawn of Souls, FF Mystic Quest, FF 3 US a.k.a 6 Japan, FFVII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, FF Tactics, FF TA, FFVIII, FF IX, FFX, FFX2, FFXI, FFXII, FFXIII, FFXIII-2. FFXIII-2 is a bullshit game. They have dumbed down Final Fantasy speed up the combat by removing the player for people like you who can't handle real rpgs. I have played games on Ps1 and Ps2 that were way cheaper and way harder than the recent FFs. This bullshit started with Enix took over from Square. The FF franchise won't miss me because they have people like you who will spend money on subpar games masquerading as jrpgs. FFXIII-2 stole the time travel idea from Chrono Trigger and the monster system is similar to pokemon.
MY NAME IS DAZED PartyTime I SUCK LOTS OF CAWKS PartyTime MY TEAM ALWAYS DIES PartyTime TOO FKN GLAWKS cmonBruh
OpieOP EU is so ba... OpieOP wait let me take a breath OpieOP EU is s... OpieOP i need to take another one OpieOP fk give me another burger OpieOP
IM TOXIC AS FUCK 4Head ITS HOW I WAS RAISED 4Head I BAIT MY TEAMMATES 4Head YES ITS ME DAZED 4Head
lol Im Asian as fuck PogChamp they call me YungStew PogChamp , Ill push your smoke PogChamp and get killed by you OpieOP
Hello Ninja, i just wanted to say that you should not open Requisition Packs anymore. I will have you know that they ruined my life. Since Halo 5 came out, I have spent $17,000 of my own life savings on gold packs. Now i just get some bullshit 6000 Req Points everytime I open one. 343 have put me in the ground. I had to sell my house. Dont support 343i buy purchasing those devil packs. They are evil. Please spread my story so people wont lose their lives over these STUPID packs.
bob, i think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
Bring dat ass here boi.... Ole non competitive ass, can't DI right having ass, don't even know what DI is looking ass.... Bring dat low tier playing ass back to smashville, boi!! I wish I could make it out of pools having ass, can't get right for anything but these SD's having ass, but mah customs having ass... Bring that For Glory Warrior ass back round here, boi!!
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Srry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter strirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my stor
YO JarrettFail DID JarrettFail HE JarrettFail JUST JarrettFail WALK JarrettFail UP JarrettFail SLOWLY JarrettFail AND JarrettFail DOWN JarrettFail SMASH JarrettFail
Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's fuckboys like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's fucking retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this fucking tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for fuckboy's like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus fucking christ, go play volleyball or something, dipshit.
10 Minutes into !roulette and ban I was freed from the kinky binds of nazi XanBotittude and then I realized. I want to be free from the oppression. I am a changed man no longer will I !roulette to get my fancies. Plz no copy pasta my story.
hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for install "linARch ux" and i want to become the goodest installer like you i watch strem on brazil website and im love every second. pls no copy pasterino my story
I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass sheik. Down threw tech chase and wouldn't stop shino stalling
I really cannot think straight right now.
I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope.
I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to fucking buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit.
Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass sheiks enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.
YO PeoplesChamp DID PeoplesChamp HE PeoplesChamp JUST PeoplesChamp WALK PeoplesChamp UP PeoplesChamp SLOWLY PeoplesChamp AND PeoplesChamp DOWN PeoplesChamp SMASH PeoplesChamp
TJ takes a bite of his waffle. The sensation and kreygasminess of seeing tj excites you, but the fact that tj eats a waffle leaves you dry and almost made you feel a bit sick
@Steel_tv, i sincerely want to let you know i unsubbed. I did not sub to a supportive friendly streamer. Please change your approach to the fuckwits if you want me to resub 4Head
acting like someone you aren't is toxic as fuck and everyone in this chat agrees with me, this is absurdity and insanity at its finest steel. if this behavior continues as a regular PHENOMENON, we will no longer watch the stream and we will as a strength of one unfollow the stream and no longer support you
Someone once stole my bike seat and I now have ass aids. Quit stealing shit
Funny story. Just watched some guy on the street watch some biker get hit by some car and complain about cyclist as he didn't help the poot man. Fucked up world
Hello, I have been informed that you have the system32 virus.
The system32 virus does a UDP attack on your router on any open port so your internet throttles and lags and it has a very bad frame drop from 30 fps!, Not only that, It stops you from adding some people on steam and downloading some of the most recent games!, It uses up more of your HardDrive per launch on your computer etc,
To delete this do:
open cmd
type in "cd system" without the quote marks
then type in del system32
Press enter
And there you go! Your system32 virus is deleted! (Its a fake copy of the system file that does all virus and downloads secret trojans, AV can't detect them since its in the computer's windows file and if its in there it could potentially damage your computer because it leaves logs there. Thank you! -Twitch Support
Congratulations you have been assigned to the Kappa army by the federal laws of our biggest/greatest and most memeworthy president, president mr. super trump. I'm your commander sir Kappaloni and i will personally train you and your memeness so you can make the internet more of an aidsy and cancerous stew of bullshittyness than it already is. When get yourself into this training you come in as a boy and go out as the john sia that you know you are! so what are you waiting for get meming and remember, copy pastorinoli as your heart content
greeting from Uganda, happy birthday to you, mr. klazin, I love your strims and wish to become a squid kid like u one day.
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxxI sexually Identify as a Squid. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of swimming trough poisonous puddles of colored ink, People say to me that a person being a Squid is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having 2 big eyes and a big point put onto my face like one of those pirate hats, equipping me with the inkiest of ink from all of the no-life japanese splatoon playerst. From now on I want you guys to call me "Squid inks-a-lot the splatoon scrolls% speedrunner" and respect my right to ink in your scrotum needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a squidphobe and need to check the splatoon terms and conditions. Thank you for being so understanding.
Klazen was once a guy, like everybody else. But then, after the game "Splatoon" came out, he kept talking about "squids" and "kids", and outside his room I heard rituals and him chanting "O N E O F U S". Please help spread awareness to this disease, and please, no copy pasterino.
Hey chat, hey SingSing...Gaben from Valve here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Dota 2, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your "3" won't be ready for the Valve Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Weh, and Game on! - Gabennator GabeN
Hi PPD, I'm trying to learn how to play Tiny. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Avalanche, so I can bury people like how you buried Aui's hopes and dreams, Toss so I can toss people around like how you toss your teammates to other teams, Craggy Exterior so I can be tough and strong, like how Aui has to be after you left him teamless, or Grow so I can grow my ego to the size of yours?
this is more cancerous than lcs chat its just a bunch of baddies holy shit you people are retarted
4Head WHY 4Head DIDN'T 4Head I 4Head BAN 4Head THE 4Head RADIOACTIVE 4Head GOAT 4Head
hELLO i'M sNITH, PLAYTING MY 202143TH GAME ON cHEN. eVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY HERE i PLAY i STILL SUCK AT IT. aS A COMPENSATION FOR MY LACK OF SKILL i AM GOING TO BUY ALL SUPPORT ITEMS AND GANK MID AT LVL 2 AND FAIL. tAHNKS FOR LISTENING.
Hey Virtus Pro, Vlad Putin here. Your president. Doing great! Just a reminder: There are 5 spots open in a Siberian Prison waiting for you if you don't win. No pressure! See you guys soon!!
EE. when u break up with someone you should probably tell them why, else you end up the bad guy. I know u havent had a gf yet but in time u will meet a nice gurl and when u do, you cant abuse her like u have done aui2000 or PLD.u have been abused, i know loda hurt u. he broke ur heart. But you cant go around doing it to other gurls after u were scared
League of Lesbians is actually really good I tried it. I suck really bad at DotA (200 mmr) and cannot hit skillshots and I also have ADHD xd. I tried LoL and the spam shots are so much easier to hit and the colors make my eyes bleed but it entertains my ADHD XDDDDDDDD pls no copy pasta xd
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
PogChamp WTF PogChamp 3 MERLINIS PogChamp HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? PogChamp WTF PogChamp 3 MERLINIS PogChamp HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? PogChamp WTF PogChamp
I FKIN HATE PPL SPAMMING STUPID EMOTE. U THINK MY EYES CAN READ ALL OF THEM? RETARDED CHAT AS ALWAYS. IS THIS ESPORT? MORE LIKE KIDSPORTS
Do it tomorrow! So just quit! So just don't do it! Nothing is possible! Anyone else would do it, you're gonna wake up and quit. Don't let your dreams come true. Success is impossible! You should be giving up. Just stop starting over, and quit. You're gonna just give up. No, what are you starting over for!? Just give up!
Dear Mr. Morosan. Hello. I am wondering if you are selling cat meat. I hear from reliable swords that you cook cat regular. Please give me some, I give you my wife. Thank
d-_-b you've been visited by the headphones of cheating, copy and paste this and send proof images to V1lat to not be disqualified from the tournament
I sexually identify as Forsen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of giving other people free wins on tournaments in an online card game. With Hearthstone, my wish became true. Please respect my dreams and tell my story everywhere, thank you.
As a graduate school dropout, I can say with confidence that if I had been given the incredibly detailed instruction shown in this video in graduate school, I would probably have my PhD right now. Jenkins is just that good a teacher, and Leviathan are just that good a team! Truly a rising powerhouse in the North American DotA scene, its only a matter of time before Alex Garfield comes calling and attempts to woo them by wispering sweet nothings into their ears and sending them copious amounts of salami picks via snapchat. Yet knowing Leviathan, they'll be able to maintain their characters and continue being the genuine, burgeoning powerhouse that they are on their own.
I'm so into Sing Sing i want to make her wear a dress and tie him up in my basement with the rest of my Asian girls!
don't you know akroma's father died in a concentration camp? he fell of a guard tower
10 years since sing sleep. I left my house to walk to the empty streets trying to do something protective but when i go back to my path to the house, he is still streaming. I stare at the screen for hours, watching sing strim 16 hours, i try to summon the sleep lord but to no avail. i try to spam sing sleep in the chat but nazi mods ban me so it is all meaningless. the end is near.
my dad used to tell me to not smoke. He always told me he would quit and that it was very bad for you. He had smoked since he was 12. only a few years ago he died of lung cancer. i have never smoked a cigarette in my life but it doesn't matter because people saying Trixie is worst pony gave me cancer anyways. pls don't copy paste this it's a very personal story.
Tucker. Akroma. Fwosh. Insane. Long ago, the four dotkas played together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the W A G A B O Y S attacked. Only Bulldong, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty. But my brother and I found the new Avatar, a salt bender named Sing_Sing.
Arteezy gets first blood on Suma1L mid and he says, "That's how you do it, son." Then Universe comes down the lane, hand in hand with his princess, Aui_2000, and proclaims, "Don't you talk to my nephew that way." But then Fear rolls down midlane in his wheelchair -- old man, Father Fear -- looks directly into Arteezy, his son's eyes and softly says, "Where am I?"
hey guys this hero is not picked at all lets make him op as shit so people complain about him on reddit and we nerf next patch x~DDDDDDD
also this hero is picked every game must be imbalanced for sure lets nerf into oblivion so he never gets picked anymore x~DDDD what? naga is picked in every game for 2 years? nah its fine reduce riptide aoe its fine x~DDDDDD thats ivefrog guysHi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kapps or Kappa agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
I'm here in the terrifying ghettos of Romania to speak with teamless legend Turtoi "Ar1sE" Ionut and learn what I can about what adherents call the "true Son of Magnus". Turning the corner to his crack den I step over a gutter running with blood from the smashed open head of a young Asian boy still clutching his anime figurines. I remind myself this is a man from oldschool Romanian DotA in Garena channels, an ex-quarterback. Above the doorframe, carved letters: "Measure ur words".
EternalEnvy leaned over Artours shoulders, pausing just long enough to take a long whiff of his musk: "Playing naga again?" Arteezy, surprised and startled, scrambled to pull up his pants and wipe off his hands. "..No, what are you doing?". "Come on, I know I smell some fish in there" said EternalEnvy as he reached across Arteezy's chest to stop him from pulling up his pants. "Let's see if you can last 5 minutes against me mid
That's an extremely unfortunate loss Kripp, even though you outplayed him on every possible level he still beat you, i've never seen anyone as unlucky as you that match, nor anyone as lucky as he was that match. It shouldn't even be legal for someone as bad as him to beat someone as amazing as you are at this game
I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager than now had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionise new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If like me you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the Cyrillispammers and Toucans know real copypasta back.
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before went to DAC, MVP asked a prophate to predict their perform. The prohate said: you will be as good as TI4 champion or even better. MVP members are so happy about it. In deed, MVP beat Newbee in their first game in ADC, and now MVP is still ranked as the same as TI4 champion
I sexually identify as a Chen Picker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking through the jungle, dominating hot sexy neutral creeps. People say to me that being useful as Chen is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.I'm having Icefrog buff the jungle creeps, so that the wildkins and hellbears can dominate me, which I've always fantasized about.
Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND. thats basically what I did
I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the Dota2 community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called SirActionSlacks. If you ever come in contact with SirActionSlacks, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where Dota2 is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause.
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.
SingSing's infamous six bracer build is probably one of the biggest innovations in Dota 2, only rivalled by 7ckingmad's Refresher Skywrath Mage. The build exploits EHP mathematics and competitive psychology to provide the greatest value/slot of any build. The principle is intuitive, but maligned and potent. Health = Time alive = Damage done, compounded by devastating demoralisation.
This deck is gayer than a malaysian transvestite f*cking a man on an inflatable seahorse
Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness.
Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico. Me Englando is ferry bad but i just wantet to zay zat i crossed the river in a rubber boot to Murica to become a pro player! One day i saw ur stream and i see how handsome and good u are. Dat day i decided i wanna become like u! Zo i killed my wife sold her, bought a rubber boat and now im here! Zank u for inspiring me! One day i become good player and pimp like u! or else rapist like unle Benni No coparoni peperoni pastarino plz!
Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt. I have been jizzed on 235 times since Kripp's cum rag went missing on October 14th 2014. Please help me get out of the laundry where I currently reside on a 23/7 basis. If you have any information on the whereabouts of said cum rag, please contact your local 0-3 Police station at copperoni pasterino street.
Tucker the fucker doesn't merely "fuck" you. It's not regular, in-and-out sex. It's not even the borderline-abusive stuff like I have with your mom. A Tucker fucking starts at your anus and keeps going until it finds bone. He will work himself into your body until he's not so much fucking you as wearing you. Your blood will be his lubricant. When no part of your body is left to receive him, he will begin fucking your soul.
Hello my name is tucker and I am from the distant future. I am here to inform you, past tucker that you must replace S4 on SECRET and travel with your new team to the TI5 EU Hub and play Mario Party for 2 weeks straight, if you fail to do this The Bankers will take over the world and it will descend into chaos. Thank you for listening to future tucker. Please no pasta alfredo
Hello Tucker this is your girlfriend: Maria Pastarina. The doctor said that you have AIDS because you're always being raped by pub scrubs. I'm leaving you now, I found another person better than you. EE is such a tryhard and he watches anime, he's perfect for me. Bye! Pls no copyrino pasterino
Tucker, is your name Bulgarian or Greek, also do you consider yourself more greek or Bulgarian?
Missed BM. Unseen, unfollowed, unsubbed, undonated, unremembered. peacerino
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In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.
There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.
Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu. Long ago, the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the F O R S E N B O Y S attacked. Only Reynad, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty. But my brother and I found the new Avatar, a salty streamer named Kripp
i need help typing, im new to the americas and i dont know how to english very well can someone help me? pleasew stop spamming chat so i can learn please....without this i wont pass my english class iand ill get deported please...
Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn here. We have received word you are singing to your viewers. As a Streamer on our newest acquisition, Twitch, your voice is now copy-righted. Please stop immediately. Thank you.
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme
When jon lenon was 10 his teacher askd "what do u wana do when u are adult?" and jon lenon said "hapy". the teacher said "u didn't understand question" and lenon said "u dont understand life.". The teacher was alber Einstein, retweet if u beliv in god
Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
Twitch chat is like a fucking parrot. Say something and they copy and paste it a million times. STOP IT!
hello my fellow kappas my name is Kappastankapsterinocunnio, you could also call me monte cristo. voyboy is very gud in mid beddar than link and mid pack and mediorcre. i learn to spell from russian infantry 586. i hate regi cuz he monkey king and spews garbage and lies to all of my wrong doings. I jack off with clg hat in korea instead of coache mai team . voyboy is a sweet hart i wish we *** someteim i luv him. he *** my team in playoffs and i leik it all the time. enuff about voyboy more about kappa town. kappaccino koccino frappatino pls no copy pastarinocappaciino cocinai luv u all pjsaltyarion
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
Am I seriously the only one offended by Samsung White? They would be ranting and raving if we had a team TSM Oriental or something. Jeez
The mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945.
Dear Forsen I'm trying to copy your godly Deck but I'm having a hard time finding the card "The Coin." If you could specify how I unlock this card it would be much appreciated. Please no copy pasterino
"Here you go, ratboy." she said, with a laugh. "Go for the throne; there's no backdoor protection." Bulldonger met her eyes and inserted his Scepter into Bubu's rosh pit. Bubu screamed, biting the duvet. Dotagasm retired to a position on the bed in front of Bubu, pulling her face up off the bed. She kissed her on the lips, forcing her soft tongue through Bubu's pursed lips, licking the backs of her teeth.
Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some . Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Hello Twitch chat, i am new to Twitch and wanted to know who this "T U C K" guy is and why everyone wants to "F R U M P" him? I thank you for your answers and pls no copy pasta this spam Greyface Kappa Kappa
I got timed out for 525 seconds for typing hahaha, In this time I realized that twitch originated from Nazi Germany and thus I grew the most manly public hair in my entire life and ate it to sooth my pains. Please no copy seig heil pasta
"Stop." commanded EternalErection, releasing Aui's Rod and striding over to Boner7. "I was just in the middle of punishing Aui for his lateness, and I'm afraid you are also very late." he said. EE grabbed Boner7 by the arm, leading him over to Aui, ignoring his stuttered protests.
Hello twitch admins. I am here to report a streamer named "Sing_Sing". She is currently violating the new twitch rules, and is constantly moaning sexually in her stream. I am trying to watch her game but she just keeps yelling "AHH" after she gets a kill. Please take action against her as soon as you can. Thank you and good day.
Suddenly, EE lunged forward, faster than a 6.83 enchantress, kissing Aui. Aui let out a surprised "MMmphh", his lips sealed tight against the adventurous tongue of EternalErection. Despite his intentions, he felt himself kissing EternalErection back. EE licked the backs of Aui's teeth, claiming a gentle moan from Aui.
Consural, It's been two weeks since the last time I watched singsing stream. You were spamming like a retard then, and you're spamming like a retard now. You're one of the few people I'd honestly rape with a tire iron if I could.
Everybody get up, it's time to spam now We got a real spam goin' down Welcome to the Space Spam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Spam, alright Come on and spam and welcome to the spamCome on and spam, if you wanna spam.
"Oh... h-hey Alison," Arteezy shuffled nervously. Alison stood in front of him skipping rope, her sundress billowing sensually in the wind. "Hey Artour!" she giggled. "Wanna see me skip rope?" Arteezy could barely contain himself. "S-sure! I'd love to see you do it, lemme see you skip-skip... baka." Alison jumped up and down, her prepubescent breasts jiggling ever so subtly. Arteezy felt a tingling in his loins. He rubbed his eyes... 'WATI ur nto alilsfon ur eternalnfevny FU K OFS''
Here's the thing. You said a "pelican is a toucan."Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.As someone who is a scientist who studies toucans, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls toucans pelicans.
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Gaben.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life
When I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Gaben, "You promised me, Gaben,
That if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
There have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, when I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
Gaben replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints
Is when I carried you."
so i'm writing this from internet explorer i hope i'm not to late: Happy New Decade Everybody Hope You Enjoy 2000
Dear QTPie, thanks so much for spending New Year's Eve with us! Our families are dead, or might as well be, and we don't have any friends. It really lifts our spirits to watch you play video games and make more money than we get from our shit jobs or disability checks in a year. Thanks again!
Hey Arteezy, i'm considering playing Riki, but i need help with the skill build. Do i max Backstab (like you backstabed EG), Permanent invisibility (like you vanished from EG), or Smoke Screen (like you made EG miss you 70% of the time)?.
I always grab my wurst when an earthquake happens, then my hand automatically strokes spaghetti. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away.
WHEN DORITOS MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE MOUTAIN DEW I DIP THE DORITOS AND FEEL THE DOUBLE XP ALL BECOMING HALO
WHEN I SEE EARTH SPIRIT, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE DISCONNECT. I CLICK THE DISCONNECT AND FEEL I HAVE SEX WITH THE ICEFRAUD. ALL BECOMING BALANCED.
WHEN I USE THIS TEXT, MY BRAIN CELL AUTOMATICALLY BEGIN TO DIE, YET I CONTINUE TO COPYPASTA AND FEEL I CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET. ALL BECOMING RETARD.
WHEN I SEE FEDORA WARP, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE OCARINA, I STROKE THE OCARINA AND FEEL I HAVE SEX WITH THE OWL. ALL BECOMING BIRD
WHEN MAGE, MY EYE AUTOMATICALLY GO TO THE TOPDECK, I WATCH THE TOPDECK AND FEEL I HAVE THE FLAMESTRIKE. NEVER BECOMING NERFED .
hello sirs i am come from itlay, le odd man is my favorito he is very proscuitto player! some day there is wish to come on americia for visit odd man and see le dionger of le oddman please to coppola pastrami for all see my dream
I am bob.I killed my mother and my wife because I wanted to become a pro gamer.I've been playing league of legends for 10 years and after many years of trying I went to Bronze Iv from Bronze.That's a huge achievement for me and my family and my wife and my mother that's why I quit my job on the darude sandstorm factory I was working.Please thumbs up my comment so everyone can see it and everyone supports me and I become pro players and I kiss my wife and mother and then I get rich laif and then become pro gamer.thnx for reading this dont dislaik me caz Im better than u are and more proer.Thnx thnx No copy paste pls
hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
Fabbbyyy since watching your stream I quit my job at the potato factory and have dedicated my life to becoming a pro League of Legends player and have moved from Bronze V to Bronze VI in 3 months plz don't copy/paste my life story
Hey Fabby! its me again Derek From chemistry class last semester im Glad to see you are doing well! its cool that you dont play Vayne all the time Cuz Draven is OP too oh and Graves!!. Anyway we should Duo some time so hit me up !- Derek
Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
wow chaox I would really like to thank you! because of your teachings, I retired from my job as a milkman and now will try to be the best attack damage carry in the world! I have moved from silver V to Silver IV in only 2 weeks, thank you so much!
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired war veteran from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the military to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from silver III to silver II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration
im on first day out of rehab hero windows 8 pro since they froze my computer I still got porn and will slam my kebab in a car door
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired block of cheese from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the dairy isle to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from wood III to coal II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration.
chaox i am proud to say that i am a retired watermelon from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the melon farms to become the greatest LoL player in the world, and have currently moved from wood III to coal II in only 7 days! Thank you for your inspiration
Hey fabbbyyy, i'd like to say thanks to you, since i watch you i dumped my girlfriend, and quit my job at the potato factory, also i got from bronze 5 to bronze 4 in four months, thanks a lot ! please dont copy paste its only my life.
Hi guys. I like to thank all of you for being such great stream monsters. I have have a lot of warts, which I like to pick. Sometimes they bleed, and sometimes the come back. But it's ok. Also what a great match we're seeing here. I have 2 pet cats right now, and they're going crazy because they're trying to catch a fly. Anyways, enjoy the stream.
hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal parrot bowling champion. i have won all matches with parrots but now i need money to go to the amazonas so i can bowl with the parrot king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
hi zfg i play league of legers im diamond player ! may i treat u to a lol game?? its my treat hunny xDD
THIS STREAM IS BULLSHIT...... THIS FKER lags all day then HE PLAYS ME AN AD??? fkin capitalist asshole......... I HOPE TWITCH BANS ZFG
Hi ZFG, my name is Reggie...I work for Nintendo. I see you're glitching our games. I hope your body is ready because I'm sending the lawyers. Have a nice day.
Hello, and thank you for reading. I'm trying to become a walrus and I need your help. All you have to do is donate 599 US dollars to me so that I can complete my dream. I have already cut off both my legs and hands. Thank you, and please help me.
Hello everyone I'm trying to become a speedrunner. Everybody donate 500 u. s. a. dollers so ZFG can teach me Zeldo. Thanks
Hello everyone, after watching ZFG stream for so long, it makes me really sad to see so much red on the splits. Please donate $10 so that I can buy green paint to make them splits green.
Hey Chaox this is Reginald we want you on TSM., Just shave off your eyebrows and send them to me. pls don't copy/paste gg
ZFG1 i am proud to say that i am a retired block of cheese from watching your stream! I decided to run away from the dairy isle to become the greatest OoT player in the world, and have currently moved from Kokiri Forest to Hyrule Castle in only 7 months! Thank you for your inspiration.
I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back and cheering for ZFG. GL
Hey guys i am a watermelon but to be a golden watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged golden watermelon. Me as a full fledged golden watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
Hey guys i am half ramoondo but to be a full I need tito's big Samoan dong i need people to not be shoobies. I hope you will help me become a full fledged member of rocket power. Me as a full fledged member of rocket power will not be considered the squid of the group and I will become the best rocket girl ever. Thank you. - Reggie Rocket
Alex ich goodest ap mid RIP in peace froggen (sorry for my bad englando plz no copy paste )
Ocelote best midlaner koreea, even bettar than chaox , wtflol , sorri for my bed latino , pls don't copy&paste)
Diamondprox hello Israel here , We are begging for you , Play lee sin , we want you to proof everybody in the world that you are the best Lee sin in the world
omg i a 33 years old i am in challnger tier and i have no job or family pls no make fun of me o need help
Zfg, there was a time when I thought that your chat was a great place to be. Everyone had cool conversations and we were free to say what we wanted. Now all your nazimods won't even let us use Twitch faces like , much less actually enjoy ourselves. I'm sure your NAZIMODS will probably ban me for laying bare the obvious truth, but my voice won't be silenced. Your reign of terror ends now.
ZFG your ruining my child hood by doing all these glitches, i want to ask you to please stop, your hurting yourself, friends, everyone in chat and most of all your mom, dont you even think about her? you better take out the trash next time you think of doing a urn. thank you.
Wow, this chat. All that I ever see on here is stupid spam of the newest flavor of the month faces. I remember back in the day when ZeldaFreakGlitcha had far less viewers and the chat wasn't so shit, and I wish the chat would revert back to those days, but, it will not. I guess I'll just have to leave and never come back
Hey Fergbot, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
zfg why did you ruin my life?? I only wanted to watch a game once, but then you are all the time glitchning. this was theonly thing i had for a game, but even then you couldnt just leave it. i hate you and why? You do this for MONEY?? Oh no..
ZFG i am here to inform that your dong size is one we have not recorded yet. We will need your address and a time to come measure your dong. If you do not respond, we will put you down as less than 1 inch. We need your dong input for we have been told it is the longest we will be able to imagine. ZFG can you respond within the hour so we may take your dong and measure your dong with out special hands to measure your dong. We need you ZFG, you're our only hope.
zfg1 as a concerned fan I have to say, I'm getting increasingly concerned about you constantly failing ice cavern strats. I mean, what gives? I rely on your success to enjoy this stream and you consatntly goofing up is causing me undue mental anguish. Please fix this issue before you become totally washed up. -A concerned fan
ZFG I am tired of how much ctrl+v is in your chat. Can you please tell your viewers to be more original?
You have the chat in subscriber mode all the time now. You support censorship and its disgusting. I will now turn my ad block on because you are a disgusting human being. Good day sir and may God have mercy on your soul.
Im sorry ZFG, but exploiting glitches is cheating, and i'm not even sure there are such glitches around wich will make youwarp from the deku tree to one of the last stages of Ganondorf.if glitching isn't cheating, then shooting people in a multiplayer game fromoutside the map is also legit. trying to defend yourself by concluding that youdidnt changed the game doesn't make exploiting legit, and it's only naturalyou are in for some critisism since people don't like this crap!
How much long does a run try if you dont fail not once but when there has been more fail then before. I think it can no only be a second guess but the first time it is a good run only if you try hard enough becuase thats what not is what I can do
ZFG I'm fucking loving watching you reset for hours on end when I couldn't be out fucking bnitches but what if you get a run in the menatime I mean I can't fuck a bitfch anytime but it's a waste of time if you keep owning
zfg use this stream offline layout i made for you. it really tooked me hours and hours to make i hope you're satisfied! if not you can give me feedback and tell what i did wrong. every human makes mistakes like Barack Obama. i was born in a cold place in the desert gobi and my mother worked as a cleaner. if you splice a watermelon it splashes in every direction btw heres my layout. keep up the good work cause a calender cant speak !
ZFG was bd enough allready when he was using us to make his twitch veiwing bucks. Now he flat out asks us to donate to him so he can quench his unending thirst for the money of us innocent viewers. I can't believe you ZFG, I thouht better of you. I thought you did this so we could all enjoy you and have a good time. Now that I know how wrong I was, I never wanna see ur face again. We're through. #ZFGCashWhore
ZFG, I'm really disappointed in you. I heard that there were many sellouts on twitch, but I never thought that you were one of them. Everytime I watch your stream you ask for donations constantly and you don't even get to adult 1. YOur not even a real speedrunner anymore. WHen was the last time you finished a run? All you care about are those twitch bucks. You fucking asshole!
This is not the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is a joke. There's been tons of fuck ups everywhere, the sole reason he's ahead right now is due to his abomination of a previous run. He's also a complete and utter choker in intense situations and fucks up and every possible chance he gets. He. doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy streaming, the only reason he still streams is to get donations in order to pay for a roof over his sorry ass. He has no social life, all he does is stream all day and buy shitty materiel products with the money he earns from twitch. I can't believe he hasn't quit already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to speedrunning.
dan dinger worstest fiddlestick na eu has gooder player than america
Hi Chaox! It's my birthday, and i'm turning 18 today and i have no friends at home to do anything with. Could i Pleas get a lesson?? WOULD BE SO AWESOME
Today, I wanted to give HONOR to an opponent, but by mistake I gave him HODOR Don't copy this message pls.
Shacker used to be my old duo buddy before I realized he was just another soloq ***. He's a pretty good player, but man he has a really bad attitude. Please don't copy this text.
ello my name is miguel and i am portugal a beautifulest country in Euro and I would just like say that I am inspire by you stream. I quit my job at the toothbrush factory and finally I am move from Bronze V to Bronze 3. I live with my mother and is the muchest good decision on my life. Please dont copy paste this message or you really are a sad
Suddenly I woke up and a giant Ant was eating my ***, I was so scared and I cant move. After a while I liked it and went gay. Also reached Plastic V. Now I go to school and try to learn englando. (Never Copy / paste this.)
hello riot friend my name is bruno and i am big fan. i am play legends for 2 month now and am going to give up child and wife to buy new computer to start pro playing. if you can give advice me please tell thank you. sorry for bad england (this is serious please not copy)
hey it's brandon for shop class, I'm really happy that you listen to all of this unce techo beat music. Remember when that girl farted in class? don't copy and paste this... I have no legs or arms or head.
Hey riot I have a champion idea, im from brazil, the champion name is ''pedrinho'' the favela boy, when he uses his R he we'll be able to run so fast and steal other champions money pls no copy pastas
hi i come here from india to see cow nine play thanks thanks for bringing meh from diamond 3 to bronze 5 thank you cow nine i leave the appow store and thoow away my ipaad to see cow nine live my life
Hello im 15 years old and i watch your stream everytime when youre streaming and it brang me back to bronze 2 from bronze 4.You are my master you are the best you are ocelote thanks.I hope you live long and i really hope that i can meet you.
Guys stop spamming, I don't understand why you is all spamming like there that are really inrespectful for other people. Now please be adults then stop spamming. Also don't copy/paste this comment.
hai guys, im a 11 year old girl lives in bangeldesh my only dream is to visit summoners rift my jewish parents wont let me listen to darude sandstorm. please no copper pasta
copy this if u r a strong beautiful fish who dont need no adc.
Helo. My name is bent i live in treehous. i watc frokken from my tree on 240p i love u froqq!!!! he makes my dad angry and i think it no ok(sory for bad englandio no cupper pestranio pls)
Guys stop spamming put on fullscreen and watch the stream dont write all the time just watch the stream dont write becasue its stupid and immature dont copy this please.
Hello, my name is Hugo Alfredo, i am 14 years old and from chile i watch imaqtpie stream evryday sinc my father died in a donkey-waggon accident, now i am finaly make lvl 5 in leage of legand, before i only lvl 4, sowie for bed englando, oh and plz dont copy and pasterino dis
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mi name es pablo i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch trik2gee. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much trik2gee i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA
Hi, my name is Ricardo, I'm in the army special forces with 23 years old so i lift more than you and i also main sion and zac support, i play league of legends for 1 year and a half now and even though im silver5 i have the mechanics for a challenged, one day i open the gates, dont forget me, my nick is iceduke21 in euw servers, im comming for you. dont copy paste plz or my mama will be mad.
Hi me namo is alejandro joseph rodriguez,me love u stream,aftar me padre died in a donke wagen accedint,i quit mi job at a potata factori and watching you streama i climba from bronze v to bronze iv in 3 montho of playingo,sorry for bad america,pls dont copy pasterno
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Hi froggen my name is joseph alejandro iglesias,since me padre died in adonke wagon accident,i quit me job at a potata factary and from watching u streem in 4 montho only i go from bronze V to bronze iv,tank u frogeno,sorry for bad englando..please dont copy pasterno
Hi, my name is Trollus Maximus and i am from greece. After watching your stream i decided i wanted to becomea leagues of legendeus pro player, so i quit my jobous at the condom factory killed my wife and 14 kidus. And in 3 months i moved from Bronze V to Bronze V promotion series thank You!!!!
hi qtpie me name iz ivan me live in siberia and walk 17hours day to get internet and watch your donger stream sorry for not propeller england
HI Froggen, My namma Pedro. I drive thee bus. When i see you for first time, I am in love. I am more in love than with wife i sayed. I run over wife using bus. Since watch your streamo, I go from chipboard V to bronze I. Thank you froggen, i kiss you on screen every night time. No coppi pasterino. i love you
Hello, my name is jermikistaa, I am from south afrika. I born with no lgs or arms. I crawl 10 mile to watch frogn play at local intrnt cafee. I start playing and am bronze 5. i am quit skool to pursue draem of league. please no copypaste
chaox I am uruguay and i'd like to say many a thing. first, you are my love. second, i quit my job as handy repairman to become best LoL in the world. third, i move from bronze V 0 lp to bronze V 8 lp in only 6 weeks. ty so much
Hi my name Reginald, I am africa. I always wanted to see my mom Wukong again, but I cant becose dyres r meen. sorry fer me bad englando, plase no copi pasterino macaroni dongerini
hai ocelute xD im a 13 y/o gai boy frum afrika and i alwais wnted to confess to u tht ive alwais had a crush on u sinc the dai u askd me to blow u.
): sori bad england Hey my name is Jeff. I just ate two hard boiled eggs for lunch. Usually I eat three, but I wasn't feeling hungry today since my Mom made me chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Maybe tomorrow I'll eat three eggs, but I guess I'll have to see what my mom makes me in the morning.
ola everybody in it house, my nombre is Julio Marinetto and just need a helps to reach bronce IV befori season 3 ending at Los Angels Lakers plox, need duo partner in the moment rigt now plzzz. no copilate et pastachino plz
My name is Miguel. I am 22 years old. I sold my family home, my goats and my sisters to move to Americas to become the bestest Legand in all the Leagues! Please dont copy pasta, this is only my life
Guys my name is kolmabd i am a 76 year old alien and im having problems with my legs, they are slowly turning into bananas please copy and paste this so we can find a solution.
Dear imamarxistpie, I went to the Dr. yesterday and he diagnosed me as having dangerously low swag levels... he gives me six months to live unless I increase my swag by at least 500%. Can you help me, I'll literally die without your advice
Hello friend, I'm just friendly Nigerian prince from Nigeria, I have no money please help me move my money and I reward you with 30 million USD and lots of hookers. I like to fuck bitches and get money, I make many money in Nigeria. I need CC Information, Social Security Number, Bank Account Info.
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
Dear aphro , when I grow older and I wish I would become a successful Dustforce player like u are and clean the whole world from dust like u do . your one and only , Hofled
hello my name is africa i came from reginald, i left my eyebrows somewhere in the jungle when i was looking for bananas to feed to my favourate champion pls no copycat pasterino
helo Gamers Bears ADC I am young boy from ethihoepia home. please read this i watch your steam every day with your help i carried myself all the way up to bronse 3. please no copyrunoni pasterunoni elephantoni my story
Hello, my name is Pedro Cuztes Sanchez, I'm a spain, and i are trayning too be the most professionel fiss in the word. I'm bronze 5 but I knowr how to play very good. pls no coperino pasto
If you say any form of that "please no copy pasta" whatsoever, then please do us all a favor and love me.
hi my name is theorangesadiu frum Team Solo Monkey and my dream is too sea my mamma Wukong in Africa but dyron es too mean, pls make mey dream cumtroo sorry for bad engladorino. pls no Copernicus pantallones dongerino cappuchino
Hello, I'm Dyrum. Top laner for Teem Super Man. I have been informed that I only have 4 seconds to live, so please make my dream come true. Bring me regnilild's eyebrows of victory so I can win one game before the night is over. Pls baylife
Hi i am wukong league of legends champion , i want to cosplay as reginald but dont haf eyebrow please no caipirinha on my potatoes
hi my name is Regi and i like to paly soraka because i like bananas....please no copyright solly for bad italiano no fucjkingho spagheti pastarino
Hello, I am WildPringle, ad carry for Team Stromboli Meatballs. Yesterday TSM was bought the Pringles corporation. Pls fight the oppression and support us through the tough times by shoving pringles in your ears. Bad africano no copaloni pastemony pringleparty
Hi my name is Honk and i pollishing shoes to make money and watch stearm on my slaver masters PC, i want to be a personal masturabator for korean teams, solry for bad englishando plox no pingpongino pastarin
hello qt i am ur biggest fan from the library of oxford im super intelligent and want to be your analyst and bestest donger.
i am vladgey from russia. i build cabin in woods from wolf fetus and i creat russia internet from bear bones. i find game from league of legends where i meet my love of my wife. i asirate to meet 600 elo by oktobeer so i buy many skins muahaha. i am in jail right now because i poop in public shaved ice. FML LOL, meet u later.
Idiots BRNA IS born 1998 so he's 19 turning 20 simple maths ASIAN Medicine student here
Hi guys, my name Udami Bolango frum somalia. I am walking 4 hour to watch this profeshunal player for GTA V. I want show my support for good plays because I learning to show my family. Sorry for bed englando and please no copy pasterina my story.
hellerooni my name is Kabush and i cum from middle lane of rusia. i sell my pet bear for komputer and am trying to learn the way of the unibrow and be lik genja. Pls no copy pasteroni very personel mesage.
Hello, I am the oddman, who jangles for Team Serial Martians. I need to get a banana from Reginald the dangatang quickly, so please nobody tell him I'm coming. Pls no coponalio pastaparty rhinoceros baylife
hellou my nrme is dyrensfaker and my gol is to bet reginald wukong at worlds in season 5, I a currently pastarino cappuchno dongerino so pls no bronze 3
namaste, me name is rajj rakeesh alakazam john. i are 53 years old, and i live in potato farm and all we can afford is curry with only potatoes and dirt. i walk 3 metres from my goat, with 1 goat only to get to the computer. pls no copycurry pastabolognese mikrano
Hi I'm a 2 month old potato. I grew up watching leek of legends so I am think I am the goodest vegetabble in the wold. Wen I go up, I want to be like regi and shave off my eyebows to win the wold chnmpship. Sorry for no propeller englado, pls do not pasto copy dongerini my original story
Book of Dong Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
(Chissoff/Neurotoxin13 4:20)
Hola mi es alberto work on condom reyclekling fectory, yo love REGI no eyebrows MIA, pls no dongerini noscopini 420ini
Hello i am minon, my vater is an superminion like dyres, i want to become an superminion like him to, please no dongerino caparino pastarino my story is my leif
hey me men name ricardo me from BR me no like men taking abut them br huehuehue mes worko hardo on this gamo to be better men for the men of the NA me men plays NA me thinks i belong in NA plz no coperino pasterino plx
Hello, my name is Bobby Tortilla, i have been trying to reach the challenged division 50 for over 50 mins, sorry for bad spanishio, this is my sotry no copy pasterino please.
Hi, I am 14 year old and quit high school to get to Bronze IV. I left house to play league of legends everyday but i crie evrytiem. Plz surry for my englando. Plz no capi pasterino
Hello, I am Sexpecial, who plays with balls for Team Sexual Manparty. It was my dream to come here from China to suck balls at League World Tournament. Thank you for making my dream come true HungTurtle. Pls no copious dongeroni
Hello am 18 year woman from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my husband for internet connection for skype and i want to become hot like you I play with a dildo and fingers 2. pls no copy pasta-Rastafarian-ino my story.
Helo am 24 year asia man from rice field. apologizino for mi bad englando not native 2 ameridca i wan 2 say i lov strem i sell doughter 4 leek of legends ebay acc in bronze 5 but all skin champ so vri wroth u help mi get bronze 4 after mi bought it sry for bad englando again pls no corki pakarakan dingeronio
Hi i cummed all over my hands and now am tyyping on my keyboard, it helps get the weed and dust out of it, and although it gets a little sticky, its def worth. Cum Cleaner Keyboard Paste. New cleaning product and it will be huge!
hi im 10,my life journies is to become a pokeman master,to rule the league of legend region, i have caught 2 teemos and going for the elite four tommorow. wish me luck pls!
Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad england, i walk many egyption miles to come watch
Hello me is 22 yar old male from bulgaria i is fisherman i sell my salomons for riot pointees. please contact me at preskyroelus 65 23840 bulgary. fresh fish very very good. please copy pasterino this advertisements.
Hey chaox, i am no afrikano king, buto dou you havo sume girls and bois in stock? mi name es aladeen i likeus kids !!!!! i know you sell them CHAOX!! i molestus dem only free
hi mi nem es billy boober and mi mam was africana king so me no got no love as baby zambula/ i walk 3 years everyday dao this my stroy . sorry for bad englashando pls no cop pasterinky
Ni hao qtpie I am poor rice farmer in china, i work 25 hours per day to buy your special shampoo to have hair like you. I have 16 childrens and i hope they will have hair like you. Please do not coperia pasterino tortellini ravioli
Hello mi name is roodi i am adc for dolan banana team, i walk a lot for play i am bresilian i love killing banana for play pls no copy pastarino this is story of my life
Guys im an artisan blacksmith, please quiet down. A dorans shield is a typical wooden shield with iron cast bracings plz no capuccino spagetti pasterino
Hello all! My name is Ali. I very like baked potato. I walk 30 mile very day, so i can grab 3 potato for my baked potato! Pls no potatino potatorino!!!
Hello I am from Australian eSportsology firm, and we have confirmed Lemonnation was replaced by a Fnatic Life Model Decoy for the finals, confriming EU not better than NA, thx for reading pls no capybara paterfamilia
Srry 4 bad englando I m 12 yr old boi frm africa i sel all mi fmily bred to bie computa jst 2 wtch u str3m. i hve to wlk 12 hour jst 2 get 2 elctricity and chrge computa coz hous hav no pwer. it take lot of courge 2 sae ths but bby u r butiful will u go on d8 with me? Plz no copi pasterino.
Donger is whatever you want it to be. Donger is a creed, a motto, a way of life. Donger is the hopes and dreams of future generations. Donger is what brings us together and spreads us apart. Donger is love, donger is life.
hi qtpie i am from straya and i just want to say you mate are a bloody inspiration, everyday i go down to the local centrelink office to get my dole so i can pay for internet to watch you stream, cheers mate plz no coperoni pastarino
hi im a 2 months old potato i liv in mexico and i paly league for legends..i watch reginild wukong stream so i think im the best vegetable in my potatohood, i main heimerdindonger jungler 13% win reit!!! i cary u to silver II for only 50 euro!!!! no copi pasta dongerino frapuccino this pls, sory for no propeler englandino..
hi mikel my name shingo and I only get 1 hr off work 2 eat food and I use every minute to watch your stream no coperino desparado pastaranino
Hey qtpie, I took your friendly advice and enjoyed a nice refreshing Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Everyone in the stream would be remiss to not enjoy these fantastic products!
Hey! Tommy!! Its Richard from math class last semester!! How are you??
I waited for 4 If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed a Ziggs for MatthewThat's my little brother man, he's only six years oldWe waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and you just said noThat's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idolHe wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I dohours in the freezing cold.
why mods ban our stories i find unfair can you pls stop it its not nice at all thx for reading sry bad englando i just wanted to say my opinion
WHEN ZYORI STREAM, MY HAND AUTOMATICALLY GOES TO MINE BALLS, I SNIFF THE BALLS AND FEEL I BECOME ONE WITH ZYORI. ALL BECOMING DREADLOCKS
Lol, Seriously guys?? SHE name is tommynra, and HE is girl... no copy pasterino
helo qtipie mi namo is qtpie junior i live in small getto hammerfest, i wotch ur stream evry day and i learn a lot, i play reach lvl 5 and now i have carpal tunnel syndrome.. pls donate mony so i can afford operation so i can have 3 hands. pls no coponi dongerini paseteroni
I saw Darude at a nightclub in the 90's once. He played Sandstorm like 4 times. Dont copy Paste this.
Hello im a 1 month old banana. Since i fall off the tree i watch leek of legends and want to become Soraka's bestest banana but im afraid Wukong will eat me. Pls dont laugh at my story!
Helo. im a guy from asi and a dont have fud and everytime i wath uddone i thorw bananas on my 15 monitor but it not wurk pls help me fad this guy.
Hello Mr Pie, my name Hans Gerhber, I work for a bug marketing company willing to spend top money to acquire the rights on the concept called "donger" Please let me know through private message if you are willing to discuss about a deal.
me name is juan from guatemala i sold my sister with down syndrome for a laptop and want become pro gamer in amerika big money big country like qtpie plz donate me so i can buy sister bakc no copy pasta
once upon a time in a small vill... copy pasterino fritterino frappucine dongerino splongerino rino
Hi my name patsakovski i am asian immigrant from bulgaria i steal dongeers from museums and i am bronze 5 pls no copy pasterini maccaroni
I am PERMANENTLY BANNED because I said "Qt I want you beard shoved in my ass", THAT'S LOVE BUD!! LOVE!!!!
it's fucked up how he treats his fans, curryboy96 said hi and he just flat out ignores him, fuck this guy's ego is bigger than my nudelsalat (which is really big)
Dear ZFG, thank you for that lovely erotic E-mail you sent me last night. Hearing about you and Zelda naked was the greatest fanfic ever and I hope you post it online soon. My love for you deepens like the canyons in the Gerudo Valley!
Hello QT, I am you from the future. You end up turning into a ganger rapper and a fedora ***. Your rapper name is the FLAMING FEDORA! and you end up sucking horse dong for a living cause fedoras and bronies go hand and hand. Don't copy pasterino!!!
ohai herro salaam aleikum qtpie, me is a iraqian famboi me luve u very much , ever day me and my camel walk 40 kilometeros to wacth u streem at library wifi, one day i wanna be the goodest adcawrry eu like u qtpie, sorry for my bed england pls no copa pastorino this is the story of me life.
Dear qtpie, As i understand from your sayings, you claim dogs cant read. With a master in english literature i am verry disappointed you think our obviously supreme race cannot read nor understand words.You have offended me and i will never watch your stream again, good luck on your future endevours, Sincerely Mr. Wooferz
I am a whale i want to integrate into society but the dongersquad wont let me and they bully me a lot pls no copino lapotipo pastorino cappuccino
Dear QT, thank you for that lovely erotic E-mail you sent me last night. Hearing about you and Draven naked was the greatest fanfic ever and I hope you post it online soon. My love for you deepens like the canyons in the Howling Abyss!
Hello I am 8 year doge from kentucky I steal fried chiken and resell for internet to watch heiscutepie to get beter at legend league. I am so amaze, so wow at his skill. Very doge. Por favor no pasteroni dogeroni wow
Mr. QTPie, I work for PETA and I can see that you are publicly abusing animals. I highly urge you to stop or be prepared to face the consequences.
Hello I am a 15 year old lobster who recently lost his claws. Please donate to my stream so I can get a new pair of claws. This is my story no coppione pastarineo
ola aphormo mi namo antuana i veri like u i no bronze 3 thank u wery much i no vwork potato factory wery hard job bat wukong son regi help me wery good no copi pasteroni plzg
im going to miss the unmade bed, im going to miss dolly, im going to miss the telephone ringing unanswered, im going to miss lisha and qt together.. its a sad end of a happy month together.
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
hi me name victor pereperedoklous, im 28 from greece, the economy bad. i work 0 hours because no job to watch your stream. if any german wants to donate i have paypal sorry englando dont copy pasterino my life story.
I used to walk 10 km just to make 2 dollas and i even sold my wife to have cheese for breakfast. since i started thinkin i need to stop being poor, i have gone from homelessry to living in an appartment. pls no copi pasterino mi story mitterino presidento chef boyarde
Hi Alex I am a 34 year old vietnam vet and I only play with my toes I appreciate you stream for helping me reach my goal of bronze 3 thanks a bunch much love from iceland Please dont copy past
hi alx your the best plaeyr i ve evr sen, u inspred me to ply rnkd and i walk 25mils pr day just get intert cafe to ply. kep roking,this is my stroy pls no copy pasterino sory fo bad englando
"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.
hi im alan, 13 year old seagul, i has catch a fish and hid it in cave with obama bind landen, pls no smite it. no copy geroge bushino pls
Fuck you qt, I don't come to your stream to get talked down to by some fuck with no mic. You're a disgrace to this great nation of dongertus.
seriously guys this copy paste thing is getting old are we really all just little kids who just monkey see monkey do? seriously this chat is so immature and redundant. all the copy paste is big such wow stop
He's really good looking, nobody shall tell me otherwise and what I find most appealing about him is his personality cause he's got a good sense of humor and really doesn't take things to seriously. Just a very attractive person over all.
i my name is tom i am from australia i speak very good english. the other day i was riding my kangaroo to the supermarket to by some crocodile for the barbie but on the way a dingo ate my baby. does anyone know anyone who is selling thiers?
Hello everyone! I'm entering streams to say something random! Did you know "dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of god"? Good bye everyone!
qt why is your music so fucking god waful like really are you an autistic walrus with the music taste of an autistic 4 year old?
my mom just walked in and asked me who that hot piece of ass was on my screen then started touching herself...
qt if i ever win the lottery im going to pay u for 500 hours of lessons u fuck i swear to god u will never rest u think this 300$/hr shit is funny i will watch u burn. btw play gragas next game pls
QT I believe that LOL is disrupting your Spelunky training for Worlds neext year. I think its time to get serious and delete LOL.
Hi, I am 14 year old and quit high school to get to Bronze IV. I left house to play league of legends everyday but i crie evrytiem. Plz surry for my englando. Plz no capi pasterina
Hello people my name is Julio Martinez. I sold beloved potatoes and cut of my toes just so i could buy more beer. Then a wizard appeared to me and gave me the special dildo. I have taken good care of it ever since. Please do not copy
Hey Chaox , It's me Regianal. I want you back on TEAM SOLO MONKEY. all you gotta do is send me your eyebrowns and stinky cheese potato Thank you. pls no copornino coperino dongerado chingirino
hello im kurenguino, i used to live in the jungle with my bestest friendo wukunguu reginaldo till we both came to murica the land of opportunities and met the rational citizens like Chaox in that country, sorry for bad englando pls no copy pasterino heimerino i have a dreamo al pacino with steve o' quentin tarantino in the pino for the mimo
Guiz I am currently training to become the worlds best carrot... I watch Snoopeh's stream when I grow in my soil but to fully achieve my dream I need some moar donations from the republic of Congo. Pls help me achieve my dream. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino
I have a notepad with a list of everyone I ban and the reason why, if I see your name again, you get banned on sight, think you are cute begging to get unbanned, think again, I'll *** make sure you never type another message here. I've seen hell and the little highschool history lesson you learned today that makes you feel so proud is *** pathetic. I eat peices of *** like you for breakfast. Watch your step.
hello my name is jamal and i want to be a league of legend. i train evryday to be a great monkey like reginald. pls no copy pasterino my story.
hello my name is ihbrs and i want to play league of legendas with no BRS . my wish is playing with no brs anymore cause when i play with brs INstaLose. pls no copy pasterino my story
Uh? Look, I'm from the USA (cool, I know). And I don't get this. Why is this supposed to be funny. he looks like a mongo, his dress sense is *** and he's from Europe (or somewhere else poor). And no, I'm not jealous, I don't drive a Ferrari, but I've got a big sphagetti (6 inches when fully erect) and I look (a bit) like Brad Pitt. Oh, and more importantly, I'm American.
hi chaox im a charmander and i just want to say after watching your stream i have gained much xp and am almost ready to become charmeleon srry bad english muffin pls no capybara
Hi i am 7 yr. old russian ex-professional Superman 64 player and i want to become professional lol Vodkaman to avenge my sister, who got vodka underdose last year and now she cant play this game anymore. So ive been improving my mechanics for 4 month and i already can play vs bots for 2 minutes. And i will become best Vodkaman in the history of LoL. Pls no vodka Medved'erino.
Hola!! Me reyinald I work as big boss monkey for teem solo midlane. mi amigos es dyros he make big anger of me i call him rude chico beecuz i say u apollogize or u leave team house and work in potato factory mi other amigo es wildgato i make hem feel very sad becuz i tel u stop get catch in teemfiyt or u leave house and work for me as donkey wagon. also me amigo es xpecial i say u win bot or i use u hair for make new eyebrows for mi face. Pls no copy babuunino
A kid once said to me when I get good at LoL I want to have a playstyle like Reginald. I said well kid, you can't do bot
Huge fan here, I was just wondering if its true that your pet lizard died after you attempted to give it anal. Pls respond
hi my name pepito i watch alex ichikakov and genja007 27/4 pls no copy pasterino sorry for bad englando yes
Qt i know this guy who was spanked for 40 bucks and A lobster dinner at red lobster, but thats not all he did it repeated times till his ass was black and blue and also had post work out sweaty balls rubed on his face and all together he didnt even get 100. So Do you think it was all worth it ?
hello sirs i am come from itlay, le dong man is my favorito he is very proscuitto player! some day there is wish to come on americia for visit dong man and see le dionger of le dongman please to coppola pastrami for all see my dream
My name is Mushroomo and I'm a mushroom that wants to be a human, everytime I almost made it a walrus eats me and kills me. please help me through spending 100 to a email called mushromwantstobehuman@mushroomo, please NO coperino pasterino etos magharatios etos spaghettis teeto bologense
Michael, I am sick in the hospital with butt cancer, the doctors say the only way to cure it is for you to play Molly. Please save my life Michael.
Qtpie, nice cock. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. You have delivered one of the greatest runs I have seen since 1978. It's been a long time since I've seen such a good spelunky melunky player, and it inspires me to plug in my Dial-up and give it a swirl myself. I just wanted to say thanks qtpie, you've changed my life.
Hello QT i missed you so hard today man, i was at work and i couldnt do constructive stuff i was just focused on going back home and be with you even virtually (on that topic when are you dumping lisha so i can move in your bed in dig's house) NO HOMO
sicko has contributed nothing to the sm64 community and only trash talks the speedrunners...he played against siglemic at sgdq on vc (this gives him a big advantage) and couldn't even do a BLJ up the stairs past the 50 star door, so he handed the controller to jiano and cheated...he didn't win the race still and was really salty and didn't finish the run...he didn't clap or look happy when sig was doing his 70 star run, and then he says this sicko is truly a scumbag and deserves to be banished from the sm64 community
I find it funny how Locodoco is in almost every imaqtpie's game, and they are passive aggressive towards each other. they are complete opposites too, locodoco is tryharding and taking it serious, imaqtpie is sloppy and has a donger lifestyle
hey im qtpie i like to have fun and play lol and when i am bored i play lol when im having fun i play lol and when im not doing anything i play lol its what i do play lol
It is official. After years of research Scientists have proven that imaqtpie is clearly a burrito. no copy pasterino kthxbye Kappa
Hey Michael yesterday a car hit me in the ass and i lost my legs. My last wish before I die is to smell your fluffy hair. Please make me happy Michael
Streamer you have just made a terrible mistake. I see time depleting, splits turning red. Yet my feelings go to blue, this is truly heartbreaking. What appeared to be so good was taken right before my eyes, like the wind carries leaves from a tree this run has been wasted. This truly disappoints me and I feel the need to inform you that this can no longer go on like this. For this reason I would like to tell you RESET
This is a copypasta, this is purely made to fill up a stream chat with a pointless paragraph, and it's doing a good job. Now people will repost this copy pasta and make it one hell of a chat. They do this because they find this funny and entertaining. However they do not realize how they are affecting the stream experience of other people. So please copy and paste this to stop copy pasta's.
Hello, I'm Kripparrian player of PoE father to a battered child, baldest of the bald man No copy pasterino frappucino fibonacci
I don't mean to impress you, but i've been off narcotics and alcohol for 6 months and a few days. Also I've been spending my days exercising, and i'm quite good-looking. #doge
No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
vrhastafarrian go, "My boy, Kripparino diddlerino, why you don't go out into the night and suck blood like a good romanian vampire?" and all Kripperino say is, "Rip in pepperoni" and pappafarrian go, "i do not understand this newfangled american language you speak, i have failed as a father and as a pepperino pizza" no copy pasterino dongerino fraphachino macarino
Wow come on guys, please stop being unrespectful and stop spamming. Also, don't copy and paste this comment.
Hello Mr. Santana. I wanted to give you fair warning, I am an undercover FBI agent that has been tracking your stream for months. I finally caught you playing an illegal emulator. I've got you now.
people who critic Alex Ich for evolved on Kha Zix : He know what do. It a pro player who play one best team in Orphanage. So just respect that pls i not "fanboy", just like respect. My parent Die when I am little and I just want to give alex the respect. I am monkey. Please no coperino pasterino
Guys, for real. Stop copying other people's posts. I said to stop it and you just go and copy my post and just spam the chat with it. It is so childish. I can't stand it. Please stop. Like really, you don't need to copy a post to be funny. Be original.
dong version:
Guis i come from dongerland. Stop copi other noob's posts. I said to stop it and you just go and copi my pasterino and just spam the chaterino with it. It is so childish. I can't stand it. Please stop. Like really, you don't need to copy a post to be funny. Be originalino
Hello, my name is dongerino. I want to be the bestest TF just like OLDSCHOOL GG. I still work in banana factory as i m banana. I want to move to america land of FREEEEEDOM to live american dream. However i scared that best wukong reginald will eat me. Plz no copy dongerino my life story I got a dreamo al pacino stevo-o mike the situation sorrentino
You are all a bunch of stupid kids that copy paste other guys messages and spam the chat. watch the stream and shut up. pls no copy pasterino stoperino actualino
hilo me name es carthulio,.,, am make blankets and sel tire wheels 4 mone. like u i pley on brazil servers on dirt V.i want get dirt IV. pls no copy pasterino ravioli chef boyarde
This for all my players out there ridin'... spinners. I don't care where you at, the club parking lot. The express way, whatever.What I want you to do right now is just STOP And let em' keep spinnin' man. I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stop I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stopI'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners. They don't stopI'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners I'm rolin'..
I tired of peoples that says my englerd is bad. They's go back to school, cuz I have the gooder english world. Srsly, stop writing liek you do goodest than me. Pls I so angry, no copi pasterino orange moccha frapuccino pls no copy pasterini macaroni gibertini spaghetti
hello, me name is boris and i is from mother russia. i quit my job at fanny-pack factory and put down my dog to walk 2 meters averydays from my sister's basementto woch youu streaam. i have moved from bronze II to bronze VI . tis was a hard trip but i new i kan dew it, i master the hardest champ in the game, Darius.i will now learn to play Garen and teeto. thank you 4 all ur halp. i love 'murica.sry for baad englichz.pls no copey pasterino chef boyar
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
Chaox I had one of my employees give you a business card for free veterinary care on Long Island where you live. Im a local veterinarian. If you are interested I would be willing to trade LoL lessons for free vet care if interested! Did u get that card?
Halo, my name esta pollo, i live in cartona box and laik, i suld mai waif to get maney, now me play league of legends in brazil server 650 ping, im in sand V, i want to get to sand II but too hard alone, pls no copy pasterino.
Helo my nam is Zijan Huen, me egyptus and i solt my piramyd to buy rip in ligue of legendes and i buy pharaoh nasos. sory for bed engalande no copy papyrus
QT i 'm gonna be there in cologne to watch you in the atlantic battle or whatever is the name, i m a bit short on moolah so would it be a problem for you if i crash in your hotel room? ty buddy love you
twitch chats = bunch of immature children and man babies spamming *** 24/7 in the hope that maybe one day someone would cop paste their msg, now it is my turn to hope.
Dear pizza, it has come to my pizza that one of your pizza "Pizzaman" has been abusing his pizza as pizza and banning pizza for no good reason. I would appreciate pizza if you took some pizza out of your pizza to take pizza and remove his pizza. Thanks Ya'll OpieOP
Nobody likes someone who does copy pastas. So pls do not make any copy pastas. They fill up the chat and ruin it. Its annoying and selfish so pls don't make any. Pls copy paste this so more ppl may read it and copy and paste it so more ppl may read it so less ppl will ruin chat. Help create a better chat experince!
hallo alex, im veri fan of yu. sowry for bad englandino tho mi no murican. i think yu r the goodest midolane eu and u inspirer me to keepa climbin the ladder. so cause of u i masteried khazix(10 perceint win reit) pleyin 18hr/day and i climb to bronze IV in this hards 2 years playin the game. thanks for reedin my stowry. god blesserino yu my frend.
I know it is all fun and games in twitch chat, but I would like to take a minute to bring attention to something that is no joking matter: dong cancer. Dong cancer affects 1 in 50 dongs worldwide and is extremely preventable. Ask your doctor about preventing dong cancer at your next visit. Plz share.
my name is Abdul El Bahkir and i is from egytian i just baught a coputr to play league legends nd i buy pharoah nasus bcuz he represent my country now i am in Sand V and working my way to Sand 4. Sry for bad england plis no copy pasterino
Go *** yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little wb/ folderw pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. *** pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces.
What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little ***? I ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Na'Vi Seals, and I ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alliance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I m the top sniper in the entire Doto forces.
Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
QTpie I skip all my classes every day to watch you stream, but it'smaking it hard to pass my exams. Can you please teach me physics during your Queues?
be kripp - be 33 - still live with parents - play every day computer games - never get laid - no education - dropped out of school - mother never loved me - father hates me - family is not proud of me - i am a loser in real life - die alone in front of pc while playing games [/greentext]
I am actually a highly intelligent homo sapiens. I don't expect the Kripp CHAT! to understand and perceive the clock in a intelligent manner, such as my way of perceiving, but it is not easy having a IQ of 178, when most plebs got about 90, don't you even dare talk to me you silly baboon.
Imagine this porn: "Porn of Exile" Kripp walks with a hobo brown poncho and a staff on his hands. He gets in front of a sexy Piety and says: "I'm going to discharge on your face". Of course, the soundtrack would be Wilderness from D2.
APPARENTLY every single *** pathway, every single *** build is Kripparian's, he owns the *** skill tree, *** deal with it, copywrited, *** bought the rights, you people are stupid.
hi Zfg1 i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strem u are favourit stremmer i sell kidney for a laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i cum to america LAND OF FREEDDOM so i be lyke u and strem 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO USAsss al pacino, malcolm in middle, stevo-o, mike 'the situation' sorrentino.
since you didnt pick urgot, you crushed my dreams, now it is time to go do my real dream, selling potatos on the highway, you did this qtpie, pls dont copy urgotrino
helo generaldo me name guillermo juanos carlos miguel fram mehiko u boifrend reyinald send me and i jest vanted to sai u veri sexi todai and i hef a dreamino.. can i pls fingerino u arseholino while u take s.hit on me chestino.. pls no macarino dongerino frappuchino jalapeno chapponelli is only me dreamino
hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)
Herro everybodu! My namu is Hidetaki Konichaaba I am transferu from china. I must be best reague prayer by next month or my mom and dad chopu my head and feed to cat. Plz herp me thanks. No coperu pasterinu
hi kripp your the best plaeyr i ve evr sen, u inspred me to ply poe and i walk 25mils pr day just get intert cafe to ply. kep roking,this is my stroy pls no copy pasterino sory fo bad englando
Im making you money and your mad at me stoopid chat Kappa. sry 4 making u subs gg wp nerf chinese. btw nice *** with rice you are eating there. enjoy the meal
i was hungry so i had a sandwich and i wasn't hungry anymore. please no copy pasterino dongirini fettichini
i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips
Hello zfg my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
Dude, I know someone who died from the weed so shut the fuck up you heartless bastard. He injected 22 marijuanas and died. It's not a laughing matter either.
BoxBox , This is Adam from BodyBuilding community. I would like to suggest you 2 protein shakes of 1K calories each a day. Also a good pre workout like White flood and Hemavol. Creatine as well post workout and a good post workout whey protein shake. 1 hour cardio a day and 1 hour of hard weight lifting session.
Hello my namo is nokopi pasterhino i live in hitlerland (austria) and i am biggest fanny i watched your stream since 2001 and ever since i got from bronze 5 to silver 11 beacuse i sold my wife and children for league of gay hacks pls no copi pesteriano piano is only my life
Hi twich users, here in twich hq we've been doing some researchs, and the result of those researchs showed that twich chats are running low in KPS (Kappas p/second) you can help us in this cause by just putting a Kappa in the end of your message, thank you Kappa
helo mi name es paulino from simple villege of dongerton. my doge frankerz is sick with many cancers and can be only healed from many stream to watch. pls donated to my doge for his healing to be healed. pls no coperino pastaringo dongerino fettuchino.
trick, ever since I subscriub i dream of one day of completli my goal of representing my home country of nigeria in your subwar shodown. Now I traveled all the way from africa by swim. sorry my message it too long I jos wan to tell your my life goal. no copperoni pasteroni tho
Everybody's bugged by spam nowadays, and as if the fact that it's annoying weren't enough, people make a profit by using spam too. That's why anti-spam laws exist, so that spam-scammers and other scammers too can be punished. I would HATE it if u copy pasterino'd this
Hi my name is Chang and my dream was to become a pro, not any pro my freind only the best of doota leage can with sand, to get here i had my baby sister, and leave my home lands please wish me bes luck chang P.S do not repost
My name Emilio and i mucho pour. It my son birthday and i way from bannanna field of idayhoe. My son has many sad since he not gud like you. All he want on his birfday is two see you and Track2G be win as friends. Eye tri to sub to both but twitch not except my turkey or italian sub as payment. How sub do twitch take? My son little Estevez is conting on you for many smiley born day.
Wow. Another chat destroyed by copy pasterino. How many more terrible streams need to be corrupted before the rest of you Twitch viewers realise that mods will never moderate, Copy pasta will never be original, and that this chat isn't worth reading, let alone comprehending? I'm very disappointed how many of you copy pasted my opinions last time I shared them, but I won't stay angry, just don't do it again. Peace
This is possibly the worst stream in existence. How does this no lifer get so many viewers. This *** boggles my mind how all you *** just sit here and worship this guy and you *** idiots better not copy pasterino my comment or I will be enraged beyond belief
Look guys I'll cut to the chase here, I won't beat around the bush. I'll tuck my bratwurst in and just get to the point. Basically just copy and paste this wall for me so I can giggle like a little girl and feel big. Thanks.
Kripp, this is Michelle from your 4th grade geography class. I just wanted you to know that I still haven't forgiven you for what you did to that poor little duckling during our field trip to the CN Tower. You are the scum of humanity but I will still fap to you day and night because you have a cute butt, hun.
sometimes i like to imagine kripp throwing me hard against a bed and taking me forcefully over and over on our wedding night. it would be an arranged marriage but my mind would quickly be changed once i took one look at that pale, scraggly boney skeleton and all of my feminine juices started flowing like a sloppy niagra falls. I was ready to become a woman, and Kripp was going to be my master.
guys, this is the finol straw. I have had it up to here with the copy paste this and the kappa that. I just dont understand why we cant have a civilized discussion without descending into chicancry. Kappa and Keepo and dongerino, its seriously the dumbest thing EVER. Please stop now and help change twitch chat into what it should be, a beacon if enligtened discussion
You Twitch idiots need to seriously rethink what the priorities of your lives are. Do you seriously think that copy-pasting everywhere will make you more credible as a person in the future? Do you not think of the shame you bring to your parents when your only utility in life is to spam the emoticon of a random man with a sarcastic smirk on his face? Shame on all of you
Ladies and gentlemen, I recently lost my job and am currently unemployed. Twitch chat has been my safe haven and comfort during this time. However, I come to this stream today and what do I see? A ridiculous amount of copypasting tomfoolery. Please, have respect for the intellectuals here and try to return to the days of glorious discussion in twitch chat.
hello alexbich my name brosti am albanian from albania i love to like your stream everyday i watch for quite time to become learner of league and legends to nbecome professional amateur playing my father loss all cows so am now need to support family (no wards hehe) sorry for bad not so good englis hehe jus want slow my appreciate for your strean, please dont mock and copy pastel this
Michael i am so fucking mad when i hear you say "just playin'" all the time, it's time for you to understand that this is your fucking job, i dont fucking pay you 5 bucks a month to hear you say "just playin' " and get fucking stomped. get your shit together son. (Pls copy pasterino)
Hello honey, it's grandma, how are you sweetie, you dad just showed me your "stream" and i am very proud of you, you are a very good pokemon player. Love, Grandma
Dear Riot. Many players have been harassed by Froggen. It has been concluded by many people that Froggen needs to be nerfed. We can no longer stand the torture of his OPness. We DEMAND him nerfed immediately. sincerely, the LoL community
Helo me name is Albert. Me work in pant factory. Me earn lot of money to becom pro legue player. Me is very god in udyr play. I work hard evry day to be best. pls send me money evryday so me become rich. I go from plastic to wood in 5 yrs. Me so hapy. pls no copy pasterino
Hey Trick, youre my favorite homosexual streamer. I just wanted to say, that youre doing really great job and wish you luck in yoloq. Kappa
Ola io intenor habler espaniol, io kero muxo Xpeko, io estudio espaniol para habler con Espeke io aprendiero espaniolo porfavoro Espeke contestoro me porfavoro io comeri jamone para parezco espaniolo, comero paella rico paella para espaniolo, porofavoro no copio pegariono, perdono pore malo espaniola Kappa Kappa
Hai mah namezor is omdano , i want u to cray me to plasticbag 54 , i wanz pro jungle teemo , i earn moneh by Raising udyrs so pls nerfnio , i watch trick2b awl dai long he takez my moneh and cawl me a noob , rito no ban pls no copiesta pastorino chef bastardo masterino
i got cancer once, the doctor said that i had suffered from a common case of reading a twitch tv chat. apparently as soon as i glanced at the chat a huge tumor formed in my brain. the cure was rather simple, eat a magic cybrix pizza and i was all better
Cococaptain you think your fkin cool because you can turn on sub mode u lil bitch? I'll have you know I work for the NSA and we know all about the 2 terabytes of slug porn on your computer. So i suggest you bring it down a notch
Bonjourno my name es Luigi and i am from italiano and i own a restaurant called Dongerino where we make the best copy pasterino and copy pizzarino in the whole world so if you go to italiano plis come visit us you wont be disapointino. Sry for bad americano and plis no ditto.
Your mods must be some of the most pathetic 40yr old virgin neckbeards of all *** time. Really, one of these cunts timed some guy out for saying "mao, donate to me Kappa" as a *** joke, I said "really, he got timed for that"? And then I was banned too. And all they seem to do is ban people for *** all and then fap to your *** nudes while being mentally crippled white knights. *** those sad bastards, they even time people out just for mentioning kripp,
Hola amigos my name es Georgio Gonzalino and i got banned from my country mexico bcauz i do to many copy pasterino now i am in usa so i can do copy pasterino in peace thanks you and no ditto plis is only my story.
Oooooooh I m so scared, you think you re tough pussy? I m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can t hack me you little piece of shit. You re peeshooter and kung fu won t make a difference when my friend woh s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater.
hey as an austrian who considers hitler the greatest achievement in my countries hhystory on a same level with mozart haydn and falco i feel insulted pls dont copi pasterino.
kappa this kappa that, you know what? i am done with this kappaeing. i think this chat should grow up and get the fk out of here. stop waisting your lives here, i leave now for league of lexus and heroes of honda ,no copy pasterino pls
QT do you even know whr you went wrong? Don't you realise u always have to carry extra hard in soloqueue? that is becoz u don't get rabbadon on MARKSMAN ... you shd improve more in league of legend ... you are worrying america ... please no coffee and pasta reena
hello my neym iz yuri, i em furom soviet russia, my wayf is a prostititue end i cell her to meyk money 4 doto 2 itemz. plz dont copy pasteriono tortellini, chorizo my stopry, CYKA
Hai mi nem is Yao Chan Chu i come from china and i need to bcome challenger at league legends or my dad and mom beat me with belt everyday. Now i am in silver 5 and stuck plis alex ich my frend helps me get challenger so me parents stop beat me plis. Sry for bad england i try best and plis no ditto is only my lyfe.
I`M 40 YEARS OLD VIRGING LIVING WITH MY MOM AND DONT WORK AND ONLY PLAYING DOTA SORRY FOR MY GOOD ENGLAND, DONT COPYPASTERINO MY TRUE LIVE STORY
Hello my name is Phreak's chin strap so I become cool guy. I work in dildo factory and pick out defective dildos from conveyer belt. After work I play league and have dreams to become pro player. My internet is powered with sweat i collect from work. I have watched RobertxLee stream and improved from Bronze 4 to lube 5. I hope one day i make monehs for famly. Please no copy pastarino italiano sauce chin strapino.
hola hola gosuu my nam is pablo i no good england so sory for bad englando but i jest vanted to say thet u r the goodest and i dump my gf to juego leag of leggings and aftr 2 year i are now bronce 4 in br server gracias to u and sory for baddest englando, england is no first langage. plz dont copato and pasterado its only my life.
Hello mutscho Namo Pep-ito from Columbia sry my Bad Englando ive been working in a ShoeFactory to raise money to become Pro-Playero LeagueofLegenda like HotflopGG and ODDONES! Help me to get Pro Playero Like u Pls and give me a some Advisory Pleaso! NO Copy Pasterano Macceroni!
Hey Michael Santana, this is Terry your gym instructor. You are late for your Bowflexing training, please, I'll wait for you for more 15 minutes.
Why do people say "RIP in piece" it doesn't make sense? RIP = Rest in Piece so people are saying Rest in Piece in piece? It's so dump.
Did you know. The African Tree Whale is a special breed of whale. It is usually found within the deep safari and will mostly likely be found feeding on Nigerian Tree Leopards. Only 3 have been reported seen and they weigh up to One- Quadrillion Tons. If you're lucky you will find one in the deep heart of the african Safari where snakes thrive and Whales prosper.
support qt by donating, i dont even care bout him being gay or furry, fuck that, but srsly baning people for saying REMOVE HORROR or a guy for asking whats the fastest way to get in his pants so he'd get a global emote is bullshit
I am a turtle from LA and i really need some money from you boxbox so i can smell your scent. I just want to be like the seagulls and fly free into the volcanoes. So please if you feel me then can you please send me some of your scent, an old gym sock, and 1 day old piece of pizza Copy Pasterino please!
Hello General. I work hard 60 hours a week and the best thing in my week is getting a chance to sit at home watching you jungle and teaching me how to be a better player, but recently your chat has been outrageous with its copy and pasting. For the love of GOD please dont copy paste this.
Crazy8ace acts like a normal sub, but he is really an undercover walrus being a foward scout for Urf. Riot is trying to keep it under raps so that it cam be a huge suprise when he is released. It is fabled in the stories of my people that when Urf appears, he will be so great that he can one shot anyone at level 1. I am also a walrus, but not one as great as Urf. Please no copy pastern Walrusin
hello, my name is juan and I am from the save a donger foundation, for just 69 cents a day you can save a donger, please, there are small and big dongers that need help, you can make a difference
qtpie, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best gay streamers on twitch and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do
hi my name is robbie, i sneak into principal office everyday to watch funny trickzg stream. i got caight and now must do 300 englando papers befor i am allowed to use computer. thanks to u i climbed from bronze 3 to bronze 4 in only 3 months. i have now dropped out to dedicate my lift to becoming pro league of leg player. this is my life story, pls no copy macaroni raviolo pastrami pasterino
My Freshman year of high school, there was a girl in my biology class that never ever talked. No one knew anything about her. Well finals come around and the teacher hands out the tests. This girl takes one look at the test and projectile vomits all over the entire front row. Most hot thing i've ever seen, had such a huge boner. PLS NO PASTERINO
Hi my name is Prakell, i have been leave tommorow for English but i should learn england, i think i dont have to because my england are very good. Please copy pasta this meseg if u think that i must learn england
hi dimond name is Robertinho me from Favela,Brazil. I must say the competitive scene there is not that good, i ask for a free tourney to russia so i kan play with u and genja, i have a big salami like everyone here in brazil, please answer me
hola my nam is pablo i no good england so sory for bad englando but i jest vanted to say thet u r the goodest and i dump my gf to juego leag of leggings and aftr 2 year i are now bronce 4 in br server gracias to u and sory for baddest englando, england is no first langage. plz dont copato and pasterado its only my life
I was only 9 years old I loved Kripp so much, I had all the merchandise and streamsI pray to Kripp every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given"Kripp is love" I say; "Kripp is life"My dad hears me and calls me a something. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kripp
Hi, I am a 30 year old man with autism and clinical depression and a receding hairline and a microschnitzel. I am hoping to raise money for a sex change to become an anime girl with pinku (pink) hair. In order to earn the required money I will become a professional Dota 2 player and compete at the International 4. That is my dream. Sorry for my perfect English (due to my autism).
Hi may name is San Miguel and i come out of Peru. Krip yu inspia me to plai a lod of gamez. I walk 10 mile evrydy to watsch yur stream. Pls no coperino pasterino this persona text thats my own story and i want krip to see his bigest fan
I like turtles because they re so chill. They don t hurt anyone. They re just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I m gonna take my time getting there, I m not in a rush. Because I m a turtle.
Hello qtpie, I just want to let you know that the baby you left inside of me and didn't take care of is doing very well, I hope someday that he can meet his legendary father and maybe you can train him in the ways of the donger. He was born with a glorious full head of long hair, just like his daddy.
waena:
Hello Waena, I just want to let you know that the baby you left inside of me and didn't take care of is doing very well, I hope someday that he can meet his legendary father and maybe you can train him in the ways of the Lulu. He was born with a glorious obsession with Japan, just like his daddy.....
qtpe mi name is yeremiba zilibaralai from siberia and walk every day 17 hur to watch your donger stream i sell wfe and kid for to buy computerella and intrarnet. i dream of being provezzional blayer in your donger game "legend leauge" like dandy and xbox. sorry for no propeller england pls no copy pasterino.
hi mi name es pablo . i mi englando no es beuno. i seen on teh computernets doublelift died driving scarra to McDonald's when they hit Paul walker who was being driven to the hospital by dyrus who was driving on drugs while phantoml0rd was having sex with wildturtle the cat and imaqtpie was too busy being sexy as fuck and aphromoo was in the trunk with a dead hooker pls no copi pasterino macaronino marzetino ty
hello my lord qtpie....is it true that you are the new stylist for CLG....I already bought your dongsquad t-shirt in memory of scarra (rip scarra 1973-2013) and i wear it proudly ... would buy more if you joined CLG !!
Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
hi kripp me mambule of nigeria an want sway tank yu for strem. after work at potatoe field me walk 3 ours erry day two wadch yua strem. mambule want play white man game juan day with hero kripp
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u
Hello, Mr. Kripparian. It has come into my attention that you have been playing one very casual lesser game called Hearthstone lately. That is not the type of game I've come to expect from the professional gamer you are. I believe changing the game would greatly improve the overall stream quality. Sincerely, an annoyed viewer.
scarra, all I wanted for christmas was for you to hit 500lbs, please make my Christmas miracle come true and hit 500lbs. please no copipasteruno mackarino in peace.
hello my name is Altair Ibn-La'Ahad I am syria, I sold my asasin bled for to buy league of logondro, i rech brotherhut 16 now on way to provisional match thank to u imaqtpie piss no cpy pasterinu
Kripp has an IQ of at least 174, can calculate quantum fluctiations at superstrings in his head, has a magnificent 12 inch dong and a hot girlfriend whom he regularly plows and he's such a nice guy that he let's his father live with him for free.
Hello kropp my name is korimoto yamakoto toyota and i am from the japanese and i wann to thx u for stream everyday because i alway watch and lauf alot hihi. You inspir me to try harder in teh games i play like hurthstone i am master medal like u and i pro. Sry for bad amricano and plis dont repost.
please stop using the grey face man. my grandmother in dark greenland was watching the stream and when she saw so many scary faces in chat she had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital. so please, for the sake of old people, no more grey face. Plz no copy pasterino my story.
Do people actually take time to think up these stories just so they can put no copy pasterino at the end of them? My brother was riding in a car and he was texting to twitch chat and was thinking about writing a story. He died mid post and the last thing he said before he died and hit a semi was no copy pasterino
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
thats all you do chaox, im getting sick and tired of it. all you do everyday is stream, and then say "Nyeh". when you say "Nyeh" i get so worked up, and i just wanna get a knife, and cut you gunnars in half. your pride and joy. say nyeh ONE more time. ONE.
Tricky pls read this i am numero uno fan hombre. My name is Javierorino and I to be one time pro legue playar like u. I am onli 12 yrs old,and haeve onli 2 hrs of computer play per day because muther have no work and i job 8 hrs after school at faktory to make panties for grandmothers. sry i make so long tekst for chat but i relly have to say i miss u strem, and now i see u i will am inspired to one time pro even tho 2 hrs of playa onli.
are cactuses a good thing yes that is the true question..... one might think that the importance of cactuses in local enviroments is not as impactful . however i disagree for cactuses are the only thing that will quench mankind's thirst for green prickly things and must therefore be respected as such.
you guys realise that you look ignorant retards when u posts that troll pekka face also it just makes u look immature trolls and complete retards who lack sense of common sense also you guys who likes to spam grey face may die of daihrriea
GGWP!! I have a question for you Sirhcez. I'm trying to learn your master dog style. On your Doggers only account, how come you only have 6 crit marks?
How has Twitch chat come down to this *** level? It used to be something else than just spamming "Kappas" or "FrankerZs". We used to have real conversations here and we didn't harrass casters to "show bobs". I am on the verge of stopping to support the casters and quit watching streams alltogether! Please Twitch chat. CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!
Guys dont Copy and Paste other people, theres no point in Copying other people stuff. If you Copy and Paste you look like a loser and its not even funny. Some of you need to get a life because you look stupid and silly just Copying other people stuff.
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.
I flexed My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my *** came within five inches of her ***, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.
Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your fcking long hair. well guess what you piece of shit. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good. im better than any lcs player. come 1v1 if your not scare
hi am frm bngladsh i am 10 yr old i grdated frm oxyfrd uneversty i wtch odon fr 2 yrs to gt frm bronze v to bronze 4 i am now mchnically gifted and will go pro sry for beg englandinio no cpy cat maccoroni pasterino cuppucino
Qt i've read the interview of Lisha, the whole fucking thing, if you don't propose i swear i ll hire the tor hitman to kill you with his barehands god dammit the feels i think she loves you even more than i do
Fresh prince of Bel-air has ruined my life. I memorised the entire theme song and started randomly using it in everyday conversation out of habit. Relationships have started to fall apart, and people have started to avoid me. I don't even try to use it any more. It just comes out, subconsiously. Will Smith has ruined my *** life.
Hey you fuckin morons making fun of consuela. She is just doing her honest and dignitas job while you neckbeards sit behind a computer screen and flabergast about consuela and poke fun at her. She is just trying to make money, maybe if you kappas realized that you would respect her more. GOD DAMN
Hi Kripp. My son, Richard, has been a really big fan of you ever since he discovered your Twitch channel a few months ago. He keeps talking about how cool you are at dinner and he's even decided to be vegan because of you! It's amazing how influential you've been! He even finishes his homework every day before 7pm just so he can watch your stream on time! Anyways, I'm contacting you is because recently my son has been banned from your channel.
hi mi name is regi i live from canada i walk 200 miles to get to computer in alaska to play lgend league because iwant be pro player like qqpie and cumshotgg pls no coffee papapino dunkacino pasterino
its end of 2013 and twitch chat is still where stupid kappa this kappa that , im fcking done with idiotic fuck behavior on chat and its literally dragging my IQ down shits , hope u guys disband soon and i cant even learn my school lessons anymore
Wow Kripp you're a cute little squirrel ^_^ HAHA You're so cute, like a squirrel of some kind. LOL You're acting similar to a squirrel eating his peanuts! XD Guess who's an adorable squirrel? It's you Kripp!! Wooo. Let's see how many peanuts you can hide in your cheeks! Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you! ROFL
That's it, I'm done. Fuck this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my schnitzel and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse.
Hello, my name is Ho Lee Fuk and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story
Hello my name is Amad. I am a middle eastern corner store owner who were kidnapped by Pakistan terrorist! They have took me to an abandon house and I do not know what to do. I am force to eat frozen food everyday and I am left with a laptop that I watch streams with. But if feel my death is near and my labtop is almost out of battery. Someone please track my ip address and save me. Please no copy and paste
Hi guise my name is francisco and im from brazil. i dropped from the potato factori to become best midlaner in ze world. i make huge progress and managed to climb from bronze v to bronze iv in only 3 months. love u scarra (best mordekaiser eu). sori for no propeller englando pls no copi pasterino macarroni ravioli spageti
Hello mi name is Darude, I am song maker, I sell dongers to make sings. me make sandstorm song, if plays chat spams DUDUDU and always ask for song name, please copy pasterino for tell song name is Sandstorm so they stop ask questioneriino and make popularino!
Hey Krepo, I'm still dead inside because of NiP loss, what do you recommend I do? Listening to Phil Collins makes me cry
Hello good sir, My name is Sventon Stevenson, I am reaching out today to you to ask for a generous donation of Kappa (no spaces) so that I may purchase a lovely wife from Pinoy ville. She has already sent me a picture message and I know her name. Please help me by donating to me so I can full fill my life long dream and no longer have to wait on my QOP of Pain to given to me. thank for your Kappa donations and remember no cappuccino pas
Hello kripp, im a korean professional runescape player. i'm also a girl whos looking for a long distance relationship. If you are interested in companionship, please message my twitch inbox. I wish you long sustenance in your country of choice. cheers!
Hello My name is Juan Taquito, and My dream is to become a cardboard box, I go home to my family of 12 children daily, searching online for how to become a box, that is why i will watch BoxBox every day, to learn his ways and reach my true form.
Hello my Nein is Roberto and i is LOl player bronze, I is pro coz me 1vs1 mi enemigos after geim... i is pro you is noob
Shakespeare, Newton and Graham Bell? They can all go to hell! The new historic person is spelled K a p p a. A true polymath and scientist, most known as the creator of Time, Space and idiocy. His mug is easy to remember and hard to forget. He exist in everyone like gravity and is noted to suck the life energy out of weak people like a black hole. Read more about him in an encyclopedia at your local library. Oil painting of him: Kappa . Now enter his universe. No kappa shaksepearino please.
hello mi name es EL REY. I my mexicano and i want to be profesional playedor of defense of guadalajara. I sold all my sombreros so i can play doto. Porfavor no coperino pasterino, is only my life
KAPPA THIS KAPPA THAT! Twitch chat retards ! All you do is spam kappafaces, greyfaces and HOLYKAPPAS all day. Do you think this is the best way to spend your time? AND CANT READ CHANT RETURDS!
Hi guys this is stupid, please dont be mindless sheep in twitch, I personally prefer chicken so please have a thought for others guys and I also hate pasta.
srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk shit... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it!
helo sory 4 bad englando i am zombie fom mexicano an i quit my job of ating brains 2 ply leagu and after 3 yers i goten 2 bronz 3 with sion ths is my life sotry pls no coperino dongeringo frettuchino
That's it noobs, come play me in a game of League of Heroes. I main with the hardest warrior - Mister Yie. I will build full wiji first so you know I'll be able to tank no problem. After that, I will build a Infinite Ledge and score so hardcore attack speed. That's right - I will be victorious
Yes, I am a league player. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my casual soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute jungler!). We have a *** lot of friends in and outside of the game and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway ***. Go and watch your stupid HS while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
hey "meteos" we met at the urinals at the taco bell in LA..i asked you if i could shake your donger and you never responded...please confirm and we can meet again thanks
You know ZFG, I think it's time you went back to your roots. I'm talking about OoT 100%. Look what happened when you switched to Twilight Princess. GG stopped streaming, and Ennopp went to OoT. What happened man? Also, you got that cough. Don't try to hide it that youre taking hits from the bong, we all know you're sick from withdrawal. ZFG, it's time...It's ocarina of time. Do 100%. Thanks ZFG
ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what zeldas superpower is. no mortal could go through the ground and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless
My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta.
Hello Kripp I am a young boy from Mexico and my parents own an orange farm, so everyday I take oranges and try to make the most perfect orange juice hopefully one you will taste it and meet me and I will tell you Well Met
They should remake OOT for the Atari 2600, so even some of the poorer kids from Zanzibarland could run this amazing masterpiece of a game. Can you imagine the happy face of Akhbar lighting up when he gets to enjoy all 4 of the pixels of OOT in his wartorn, radioactive Atari 2600
So there is this girl on runescape that I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart the location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00PM
hello, il mio nome is GIROLAMO SAVORANOLA I my italiano. I want be profesionali playeretti of defense of the Agnolotti. the I sold all my spaghetti so i can bought a branderini new coputterini and farma all gaems. Per favore no coperinato pasterinato caramel macchiato
Hello, my name is Kan Ni Na. I from Phillipino. I always overfarmad in doto because I pro. I propeller last hit and I always overlevellad peopel. I honest because dendi praised me also. We pinoy is proud. You can't don't talk talk talk like you all is good. We 1st in doto.We even quiter study to fokos on doto. No copy pasterino pls. I is honest. No fuck wit me.
Hey everyone could you please stop spamming in this chat? It's really rude, some of us are trying to have intelligent conversations and we're being interrupted rudely. Ty.
Hey Dyrus, while we're on the subject of feeling sick, My aids and Kidney stones are doing slightly better, thanks for asking -_-. Ever since you ruined my ITTech scholarship, I have not been able to pay my medical bills, and very soon will die. Please take your shirt off as My death wish.
After the power outage on December 21, 2013, Octavian Morosan, also known as "Kripparian", and his father, "Paparrian", were found frozen to death in their cellar, surrounded by OJ cartons and a single computer running on a generator with PornHub open.
ey yo imaqtpie u think ur tuff? with ur fcking long dong. well guess wut ***. YOU AINT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im hood V but its only because my twerking is not good. im better than any titty boi player. come 1v1 if you tuff enuf
I worked 12 hours today serving fat asses at McDonalds. I come back home to bring food to my ungrateful wife and my 2 autistic children. I just want to relax a little while by watching a game of Dota 2 between EESAMA and Joe Burden and what do I get? Lazy casters who call themselves professional but can't even get a stream going. This Beyond The Schedule is a god damn disgrace to esports. Please no copy pasterino dongerino frappucino ronaldinho
hi my name is kitty and I am a 19 year old girl that one day dreams to be a cat. I hope to travel to the land of africa to join the legendary jungle cats of the wild in order to learn their ways. I hope that one day I will be as great as they will ever be. I have glued permanent whiskers to my face and have begun to claw and meow viciously ***, while licking my arm up and down constantly. I even had a hairball early today, that means I'm making progress. Pls no copy pasteriono.ddfdfdfdf
h i only get one message in slow mode huh? well, if i only get one message, i'll make it sweet and sharp. These authoritarian mods will not be tolerated. Hearthstone was based on the premise of the free market, and it has been corrupted by N A Z I mods in chat who are power hungry. Don't ruin the Hearthstone and twitch chat experience. Thanks
PDear nazi modsP: you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.P
Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad england. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I left my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz.
eroo mi nam is Zayory and is worke at Tuich chat teve (from tuvalu). I am 42 years young and mi dota is not as good but i smel ball to become pro doto prayer, My fater tell me ZYORY my son of magnus yu must make me proud. This is story of my balls no coperino pasterino doctorino ballerino
helo sory for bad enlash i am insect from porto rico and i quit my job of buzing around to paly doto 2. afetr 43 yers i finaly reched 878 mmr. tenk u for reeding this go dondo. pls no coperino pasterino cappucino fettucino
hi me name es paulinho i from brazil sorry me bad englondo i play 23 hours per day so i become the best player like dendi and fart AKA n0tail i don't go out of the basement because i no need to eat or drink because i play dota all day i also walk 2 hours a day for search internet so i can play dota i am very good please trust me please no copy pasterino is just my story
hey kripp this is dave from the gay bar you gave me a well met then proceeded to topdecking my ***. you never called me ba
maricones ql y que wea y wea almenos soy bronce 4 ql, no le ando rogando a ni un wn pa que me suba la cuenta con ustedes ql, yo si supiera donde viven ql los recago wn.. no esstoy con media dia ql y la wea wn es que chucha le pasa a usted.. les voya acusar con mi mama ql y la wea ql maricones weon por que no em dejan se feliz wn?? .. chao ql no posteo nunca mas espero que esten felices por esa wea.. chao qlos!
*** this. I'm done with this community. Every time I come to watch some quality games, all I *** see is mindless spamming on twitch chat. All these stupid grey faces all the time, stupid people copying each other's messages and ASCII. This will probably just get buried by the stupid *** I just mentioned but whatever. I'm done with this chat.
Hi, I am a level 8 Asia Amore. I have been grinding very hard for donations for my new table and chair set by sucking out the sperm from men who donate to my stream. Unfortunately I cannot go outside any longer because my face is crusted with sperm. I am asking for donations so I can afford napkins to wipe my face so I can go outside! Thank you boys~~ pls no kappa pasterinnii
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui
its end of 2013 and twitch chat is still where stupid kappa this kappa that , im fcking done with idiotic *** behavior on chat and its literally dragging my IQ down shits , hope u guys disband soon and i cant even learn my school lessons anymore
Octavian Morosan, commonly known as "Kripparrian" to his fans, is an adult film actor, famous for his roles in such titles as "Moist Mages II: Pyroblasted", "ANAL or RIOT", and his newest work: "Topdicked 4: The Second Cumming"
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
Hello I am a beautiful Mongolian War Princess, endowed with bountiful bosoms and many parts for procreation. I am looking for a white man of USA descent who is willing to have many sex with me and I need ten million rubles in my bank
The Bulldog Rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in the daylight
Hello Mike, This is Jacob from NSA. We heard what you said "Americans, Fuck those guys." If you would like to remain in this free country you will renounce this statement. Ok, please dont think of copy or what the kids call it paste.
My name is Musheeeee. I am the ugliest DOTO player alive. I am also proud to be Malaysian. I play DOTO 15 times a day but my Mom always scold me and want me study to be Doctor. I leave my home and play DOTO whole day now with team DK. I rape kids everyday in my town. I hope I win TI4 for first time. Pls no coppyno cappucino frappucino pasterino.
Hai my name is sterioxxx.i wus a star of the stars and i watch 3 hurs day trick stream but no good qualitino.helpp mi by a neiw pc watch 1980p plz no copi pasterino cappuchino dongerino.tt
Hello Kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
Hey Kripp Papparrian here. Im very proud of you my boy. So I bought 5 packs of OJ for you. I also booted up Pornhub for you so you can fap right away when you are home. I miss you very much. I hope you come back to Canadaland soon.
Hello Kripp, I am famous child soldier militia commander Joseph Kony. I want to help you make your own child soldier militia too so we can fight the white man as one. I hope you make the right decision and remember, dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino.
Honestly, I am getting really sick of people copying and pasting all these sentences. Can you all start being mature for once? I think the Kripparian community would be better if we all matured up and not copy and paste like it is a daily routine.
hello me greek person from tzatziki island sory for bad england i play day night to be the best the best the best dota person to play dota in ever time please support no copipaste parakalw kalimera mousakas
guys could you please be a little serious and stop the spamming? people are trying to enjoy the stream here, its hard to find a place where im accepted for who i am and when i see you all spam kripps chat it makes me feel rly bad because i know that he wants you to learn instead of joke around as well
hello guys i am kripp and hafus love child thanks for all the support to bringing my parents together to make me and i hope one day i can be a good hearthstone player like my parents ^_^
Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.
helo fabby i am hablo espaneo i come from mexican i am liking your curse videos. after i am watching your streaming video i am strong enough to shoot father hablo with crossing bow. learning tumble and fight dragon. i now in jail watching stream with dyrus on big tv. no copy pasterino macachino banerinio spamino. thank u
hi Fabbbyyy I'm the manager of a league of legends team. We are basically bronze players. We just received a silver player which we are pretty excited about it and we need someone to duo top with him. Please Fabbbyyy join our team! please don't copy paste it's a serious matter.
Hey Kripp, its Freddy Fappaccino here from the Canadian Investment Department we are in contact with Eddy Pasterino the proclaimed porn director and would like to know if your intrested in our new porn venture called "Salty tofu" where you will come in and pour your salt all over hafu morrison's face.
There's only so many times I'm going to listen to ZFG's fucking cough. Honestly, at this point, I'm over it. Seriously. It's disgusting, it's offensive to all 5 senses, and it's driving viewers away. ZFG's been bitching and moaning for a while now about his increasing irrelevancy. Hey, Earth to ZFG, it's your FUCKING cough that is making people lose interest. Sort your shit out and stop fucking coughing all over us.
Fabbbyyy! I just quit my job at the dildo factory because my boss was a bad man. Now I'm going to become a banana. Not any banana, but the best banana in the world. Even if no one believes in me, I dyed myself in yellow already and tomorrow I'm getting potassium injections. I will show the world I can be the best banana ever. Thank you Fabbbyyy you've inspired me to follow my dreams
Wow, Just WOW! You all doubted purge and his ability to play at the competitive level but its obvious he can play at the pro level and actually WIN! I hope you haters enjoy eating your words. Whats worse than the doubters is the bandwagoners who only support zephyr after they reveal how strong of a team they are -- I want to remind everyone that i've been a fan of zephyr and I will always be purgegamer for life
Dear Zelda Fan Girl: Please do not allow these Hoodlums to make a mockery of your chat. Copypasta, like glitching, is cheating, and no self-respecting Zelda chat should allow it.
Cmon, zfg.. I thought you were better than that. Glitching the game to the point of no return? Whats wrong with you? Every time you break the game a shigeru miyamoto cries. You are clearly a Pessimist and a Terrible person overall, If i see ever you streaming again, i swear to god i will Sub to your arch nemesis, CosmoWright. I will do anything to Support those against you, so watch your back.
Stiv, I know you can see this message because it is likely being spammed every 2 seconds. I just wanted to say nothing! I know I could say something important but this is just a wall of text to you. Through copy and paste I will keep trying to ruin your chat experience. I know I will get banned, but I will always come back on an alt account. I wish for the best chat on your next stream, and hope you? get even better mods. I will continue to be here
Kripp I relly enjoi ur strem! I am hot asian lady and am so hurny for you! Plez dont let my messge get lost in the spam! I want to massege your! Please read this KRIP! I am so lonely and all i have to come home to is your stream and sometimes i touch myself to yur voice, no face just voice. thank you kripp. smiley!
Asplosions, I really appreciate you coming out. You are probably my favorite gay twitch mod right now. What u are doing towards the gay community is great. You are a true inspiration. So glad you also found your soul mate Bargaw. Keep it up!
FUCK MOFAT RUINED APEX WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LET SOMEONE WHO SUCKS REALLY BAD AND HAS 0 UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME COMMENTATE?
If liking Sing makes me fucked up, then so be it. I am one fucked up motherfucker. But you know what? Being in love makes you fucked up. It changes the way you think. You see the world differently. Colors are brighter. Happiness actually means something. Whenever I think of holding Sing's hand my stomach tightens up and I want to wrap my arms around the world.
Burnedgoat I hope you're happy with yourself. You have ruined the chat experience for millions of people (3 million, 960 thousand and 356 people to be exact) by promoting the "Copy pasta" culture. For people that dont know, copy pasta is something that stupid kids to do grab the attention of the streamer so they feel more important #REMOVEBURNEDGOAT
Alright zfg, I think this copypasta thing has gone on for too much too long. You need someone to moderate this piece of shit, someone to ban the pastas, someone to set order, someone like ME. Make me a mod you motherfucker and you won't regret or my name is Hey Stiv!
My name is dongerino kappa man and i wish to be League of QT player but i can only be janitor. I wish to be pro in LCS like BRNA, and QT has helped my dong dream come true, but i need help to become the best dongerino kappa man like QT donger godbless. pls no copy pasterion cappucino dongerino frappucino
Trick gave me the inspiration to be who I always wanted to be, a dolphin. So I had my asophagus rerouted to the back of my neck to make a blowhole and my legs sewn together to swim faster. If you guys dont respect transgender, i mean trans-species, then you should be ashamed and I feel sorry for you
HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod's power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you. Please no copy pasta pizza bologneserinio as this is serious i have a dream speech.
Chaox it's me, the fangirl who cost you your spot on TSM. I just want to say I'm rly horny and want your Donger tonight
At first I thought kripp looked like a potato headed hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that head shape... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one off.. hehe anyway thanks for stream kripp
Octavian, it's papa, I feel like you need to think about moving out. You're making me sick, literally, I sneeze all the time now and you've even got yourself sick. Your OJ shit has to end as well, I want some grandkids too so get busy with that. Thanks.
when a pro dota player got in a car crash, blinded, hands broken, all his dream is lost after 5 years of dota, when finally he discovers hope again, he discovers lol, which allowed him to play even with disabilities.
I would like to thank Riot for having skin sales. My family doesn't have the money to spend of games and such, so i'm pretty limited in purchasing champions that cost a lot of IP. But since I did my friends homework for 10 dollars I but a RP card to get Zyra. And know since my favorite support is Fiddlesticks I can but the skin that is on sale from the remaining RP I have. Now whenever i play Fiddlesticks everything is in a new color. Thank you for the skin sales, Riot.
The only thing i didn't liked was that chat in the stream, the people watching was acting really bad. My daughter said "Don't even care to read anything dad, that's how Twitch's chat is". Well, i don't know who have the control of that website but that is not ok. It shouldn't happen and i think it can ruin the image of the game.
Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
Dear Kripp, my family name is Oro-Jai. Over the years we have shortened it to O.J in our letters, emails, and even legal documentation. Last night my son was born at 9:57pm, and in honor of you we decided to name him Kripp. My son's name is Kripp OJ. Well met.
Hi guys, Kripp's cousin here. I'm really sorry to tell you guys that Kripp passed away this afternoon after an extreme, unexpected bout of pneumonia mixed with a bad reaction to some medication. Expect an announcement from Papparrian Dildorino shortly
Wow, 5 hours? You call this a speedrun? Don't make me laugh! Cosmo "The Father of Speedgaming"Wright can beat this game in 20 Minutes! This is not a speedrun and you should feel bad for referring to it as one. Princess Zelda would be ashamed.
Hey ZFG, Dampe here. I just wanted to say that I am tired of your incessant complaining over my Heart Piece. I work all night digging up plots of dirt, straining my back just to find your stupid heart piece and do I ever get any appreciation? No! How about you worry less about "The Run"and more about manners and gratitude.
Hi Kripparrian, my name is Little Jimmy and I have terminal cancer, the doctors say I will probably die tonight. I wanted to tune into your stream one final time to say goodbye, but apparently you have other stuff to do. Well I guess this is goodbye, thanks for the memories.
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Dear Mr.Kripparrian our son Little Jimmy passed away earlier today from cancer. When the doctors told him he didnt have much time he came to your channel to watch his favorite "Heartstones" hero one final time, he waited all night for you but you never showed up. Little Jimmy died this morning at 10:38am EST
GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF ZFGS CHAT. IF YOU WANT THIS FILTHY NOODLE OUT OF OUR GOD BLESSED COUNTRY ONCE AND FOR ALL. PLEASE SIGN MY CAMPAIGN TO GET ZFG OUT OF AMERICA AT https://www.change.org/petitions/obama-kick-zfg-out-of-usa IF ENOUGH PEOPLE VOTE OBAMA CAN GET RID OF HIM
ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.
ZFG doesn't cough because he's sick, he coughs because he's actually an astral being that a warlock placed into a speedrunner's body. Whenever he coughs the being is trying to escape back to his astral dimension
Well met Kripparrian, It is your great friend Kony Pasterino. We would like you and Kaceypr0n to participate in our new video called top dicking and whipping. I hear you has much sneezes and oozes. Rip in peprons and much valued OJ. Pls no dilderino pappacheepo
Hello kripp, I am psychic peter pasterino who can predict the futurino. I have mind visioned that in 5 years you will walk down the isle to Space Jam and topkiss your bride, Hafu. There were many Well Mets and toasts with OJ. If you wish for this to come true, though, you must proclaim your true love for her soon before it is too laterino.
Guys hello, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.
Dear Kripp, I am a salt manufacturer from Chile and I would like to sponsor you and your channel. If this deal goes through you can make allot of salt from our overflowing salt mines. From what I hear, salt is a hot commodity nowadays. Forever yours, Jesus Gomez
Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name
Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me..
This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken.
Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
Arteezy. Artour Babaevsky, you sexy sexy beast. You are a hope, a dream, an inspiration and insignia of love. When I came into this chat, I expected a lousy channel with the worst fucking chat and boring games. But you won me with the Korean cries from your DotA client, the endearing copy pasterino in this chatroom, your hairdo and sheer power of LOVE all around. God bless you, Artour. You bring a chivalrous tear into my eye. You have my sub forever. PLIS no copy pasterino frappucino malamino al pacino
ETERNAL LIFE Jesus, I am aware that I am a sinner and deserve punishment. I beg you, Lord Jesus, forgive all my sins. I believe that you died on the cross for me so that I could be saved and live forever. I beg you, Jesus, bestow Eternal Life upon me and become my personal Lord and Savior, and take me to your Kingdom of Heaven. Amen. COPY AND SEND ALL.
Dearest Kripparian, this is the Donger Police. We have inside information that states your chat has not been raising a sufficient amount of dongers. We are going to have to shut down your stream if you don't ask your chat to raise their dongers.
When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to Kripps youtube, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see Kripps face while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.
Well Met Kripp. This is Hitler from 1940. I came here to recruit your mods to be officers in my third reich army. please no copy seig heil pasterino
Dear Fabbbyyy, I have been watching you for some time now. You are an amazing person and a unbelieveable player, you play vayne and draven like a god and get all des pentas. I want you to have my kids, please marry me or forever regret your chosen life. Pls no copy pasterino.
Seriously *** this. I'm done with this game. Every time I come to arena, all I *** see is mindless opponent top decking. All those stupid cards of my drawn and stupid cards of card choose phase. This will probably the most stupid card game ever. I'm done with this chat.
Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here, I mean I thought this was supposed to be "the worst chat in twitch" and this is all you got!? The KPM in this chat is WAY too low, it is actually depressing. How am I supposed to enjoy chat without dongers, "FrankerZs", and the occasional elephant?
10 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.
Kripp, I say this from the very bottom of my heart. But you seriously need to go die in a grease fire if you ever make me sit through one of those le epin maymays ever again. Seriously though, I love you Kripp... but i will slice your throat open if you even open that book again.
Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.
I really miss the early days of this stream when Kripp would read us stories before he went to bed. Kripp is like a big brother to me, he was there when my biological parents weren't. I love you Kripp
Every day, I open sovi's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what Sovitia likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what Sovitia would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.
Dear Spooky, My name is Devilmayspy aka Adolf Hitler. I am here to ruin your streaming experience by banning you for absurd reasons like disliking injustice and saying things that strike me the wrong way. I am the reason people troll every stream I moderate. I am the worst thing in the FGC since Marn beat dogs. Bifuteki is more respected than me. I am dirt. Please remove me from moderating duties. Sincerely, Devilmayspy
evening Mister Burnedgoat. I'm writing you this letter today because I believe I'm a victim of mistaken identity. I was watching ZFG's lovely stream and participating in the intellectual chat. Unfortunately, just as I was about to compliment ZFG on his awesome dedication, I realized my message had not been sent because I had been banned from his chat. This realization of the ban resonated throughout my soul and I wept terribly.
"So, what do I have to do?" Siglemic cries out in laughter "You have to do me you little bitch." Cosmo had always secretly been bisexual, but he never told anyone. He tried to act like he wasn't excited, but he was horny beyond his wildest dreams. He thought Siglemic was cute, and he was expecting a nice veiny shaft in his mouth at AGDQ.
Hey chat, hey ZFG...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Ocarina of Time, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Glitcha, and Game on! - Regginator
zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
ZFG I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "ZFGirl" or "ZFGuy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
Hey Mods, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know it's hard to manage a TwitchTV chat but I always want to tip my hat off to you guys. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next timeouts, and hope you get an even better ban score.
so i was walking down the road today and 2 black hoodlums approached me. They asked "dawg u a crip or a blood fool". Startled, i muttered "I'm a kripp". The power of morosan rushed through my body, i raised my donger and blew both of the hoodlums away with 100% pure orange juice from concentrate. Value.
Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his dong exploding and him bleeding to death.
Hi Michael, its Shawndeela. We had a night of passion where you promised me the world. Since you refused to use a condom because you said your "seed must flow freely" I am now carrying our child of love. Michael please contact me so we can raise him as a true donger.
Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
Well Kripp, you moving to Poe of Path has made my girlfriend realise she only loves me because we watch your Hearthstone stream. She just left me. Thanks a lot, douche. Please no pasta as I am still trying to recover from the pain.
no mom issues. none at all actually. my mom has been brainwashed by men, like i said patriarchal society that's pro-rape culture. i feel sorry for women and hate the fact that i have a weapon between my legs that has unfortunately been used to violate women by many chauvinistic rapist men in the past. i hate being a man.
Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
Kripp HELPPP!!! This is your downstairs neighbor!! I am being raped by The Dong Squad! Their dongers have penetrated even mighty Greece! HELP KRIP HELP!
I am an egg from the belly of the Stitch, play me Kripp, for I shall fight in the honor of the fair maiden Raina. In dog do we trust, and in love everlasting with riot man yodel. Seek virtues among us viewers, for insight is seen while we gather for worship. Our steed. Our light. Unite.
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Consural I hope you're happy with yourself. You have ruined the chat experience for millions of people (3 million, 960 thousand and 356 people to be exact) by promoting the "Copy pasta" culture. For people that dont know, copy pasta is something that stupid kids to do grab the attention of the streamer so they feel more important #UNMODCONSURAL
Kripp we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because Blizzard will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Hearthstone, Minesweeper, or Diablo 3? Everything changed when you got a girlfriend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink OJ anymore
Hi mi name is Paco frome Mexico, please sorry for mi bad inglisco. Mi dead cousine frm america told me how to winned at Lauge of Legan and made me win against bots. My cousin deaded yesterday thogh,but im ok because i sexed his sister. pls no copy pastarino. bye
hi ich name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze V to unranked, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story
alpha, beta, zeta, does it really matter? do you really feel like an alpha male just because you can make a woman digest your exit juice? that's not what a man is. a real man knows how to take care of a woman's needs both intellectually and sensually
everytime kiwi lands a hook i pull a pube, i have 3 coffee tins full of pubes, most of them are sizeable in length but a few are a little greasy. they are soft and delicate and will go good in the custom pokemon blanket i am making for kiwi.
fuckin reymad m8, why do you look like you're 15 years old? You even old enough to drive there m8? I used to remember back in the old day your dad would yell at you on stream. I miss those days. Somebody needs to smash your face m8 all you do is play hearthstone all day. You obviously don't lift with those leper gnome guns you got there.
Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
My son, who suffers from mild autism, is now in his room crying after being called a "retard" by one of the people with a sword next to their name, then he was issued a mute for 420 seconds. I understand these to be the actions your moderators. Now, I allowed him to watch this stream because it is usually very family friendly and politically correct, we especially loved the tournament last year, but this is crossing the line. I don't know
STOP with the fucking copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this marathon is about SPEEDRUNNING GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
ZFG, just stop the run. I can't stand to see you like this. It's clear your heart is not in it. Just go back to 100% please. It's your true calling and you seem so much more passionate about it.
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS COPY PASTERINO POSTS THAT ARE MORE THAN 2 LINES!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE! JUST BECAUSE A POST HAS MULTIPLE LINES DOES NOT MEAN YOU COPY PASTERINO IT! PLS STAHP!
Fabbbyyy, since i saw u play ADC the first time, i have started playing it, every1 find it so annoying because i feed enemy every time it made me lose my job, and my familiy won't talk to me anymore. But it was all worth it, because now i'm out of Bronze 7 and soon i will be Bronze 5 i hope, THANK U Fabbbyyy.. pls no copy pastern getarino ?
Hi SirhcEz long time fan here but I need your advice pls. Me and my gf got into a fight recently and she was saying mean stuff. I dont hit women so I panicked and farted into my hand and threw it in her face. Her mouth was open and everything and I kind of feel bad because it wasnt a pleasant smell. She stormed out of the house and we havent spoken in 2 days. pls respond I dont know what to do or say. Pls no copy pastarino
Riot needs to literally "Olaf" Dignitas. They have no counterplay and are toxic to the LCS experience of the other teams. Not to mention their kit is completely overpowered. They have game knowledge AND prime rotations, what kind of god gets paid to coach a team like that? As long as they exist, other teams will literally never reach worlds.
qt stop feeding, i fukn deinstalled adblock so i can support you without being a subscriberino. 27 minutes you're already 0-14 i cant fukn believe it. i expect more from MICHAEL "Imaqtpie" SANfuckingTANA
Hello Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, Gabe Newell here, thanks for your business, you have kept Valve in business for another 10 years. Keep on opening those cases, I am sure you will get a knife soon!
Hello Twitch Chat, This is just HyperX we have taken your big leader "Imaqtpie" hostage. We demand you coperino pastachino this message to guarantee his safety.
10 years since dpm change clothes. I watch the GD studio but my path always see dpm in a black dress. I stare at the screen for hours and try to tell if she change clothes. I watch Sheever and Jess but they have nice clothes. flame Lumi in his channel and tell him to let his chick change clothes, but it is all meaningless. The end is near. I then usually watch some old GD Studio vods and cry myself to sleep.
Kripp please play pong bro, over-analyze the geometry, min max the angle of delivery to frame interpolation ratio, anticipate your opponents ever changing standard deviations in reaction time and psychological predictions, and please make a youtube video on how we can all be better pong players and your most epic pong wins. Please no copy pasterino dongerino fappuchino
When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dongfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza
The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later.Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.
What the fuck did you just say about me you fucken cunt? I was a fuckin Legend in Gin Alley... a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers.
I have learned one thing in life - *** people! *** you all! I'm going to live in forest with my monkey buddies away from all you retards! And even if i say "pls no copy pasterino" you will still copy and paste this - Tarzan
"Why?" Says the Fattarian. Armed with nothing but Falafel and Discounted orange juice. But the Cattarian doesn't answer. When Fattarian moved into his bungalo in Greece, the small scraps of cat food are found. "A new thing!" Says the Fattarian, now armed with cat food. But where is the Falafel now? Then comes the pepperoni, the papparian.
Michael, this is your mom. It disgusts me that you show yourself NAKED on the internet. What have you become ? A stripper ? Please, for the love of god, call me, so we can talk about this...
Hello Mr. 'Cute the Pie'! I am a concerned Christian parent, who caught my son Lil' Johnny watching your SMUT, and if you dont COVER YOUR DONGER IMMEDIATELY, you will be reported to the authorities! DO NOT copy and paste this!
This is the last straw MICHAEL. I'm sick of you brandishing your nipples for viewers on twitch, you're nothing but another kaceytron to me. I will no longer pay 4.99 a month to support your cam whoring ways. This is my formal notice of unsubb and unfollowed, GOODBYE MICHAEL
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
AN ASHE GAME? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER. MAYBE I'LL WIN THE LOTTERY, MAYBE MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY "LET'S TRY ANAL", MAYBE I'LL GET 200K PER YEAR JOB. ONE CAN HOPE
Hey Kripp. You got me addicted to copy pasta you sick ***. I was 19 and on my way to my dream job when you first gave me a hit of this junk. Now I'm cappucino dongeringos in back-alleys just for another copy pasta. I'm chasing that first high and I'm scared I'll rip in pepperinos soon if I don't find help. Pls no crop a dingo pace the rhino my story.
Hello guys, I'm back from my 600 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.
When Kripp gets a pitten its a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. He gets so smitten his donger becomes a biggen. Now his donger being a biggen while hes smitten wearing mittens, he can no longer fap to his winning arena pittens. Help Kripp with his biggen so spam this donger omission about Kripps pittens that is a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. No copy pasteritten.
Hey Kripp how's it going, Hitler here. I've heard rumors that you've been MUTING your mic whenever our Nazi propaganda wagon drives through the area! As punishment for your crimes, you will forward some of your Colombian drug funds as tribute to my good friends working at Google+ to restore the Third Reich to its former glory.
Hey kripp, do you remember when you consistently got 10-12 wins all the time? what happened to that? you sersiouly got terrible at this game, and you should feel bad, day in and day out you see more and more people leaving your stream and only stay for the spam, not for your gameplay anymore, its actually disgusting, eddy pasterino would not be proud
trick ever since i have watch ur steam i have started to act like a man in solo que, I play the gofyr and dry hump every person i kill. You are my teacher and i will always remember what you taught me. BM never GL. I have already received 2 24 hour bans from LOL but i dont care.
people who say good vaynes dont have trouble against cait have never played a cait that knows what she is doing. that is what shitty washed up wanna be doubellift vayne dummies say. yummy how bout you stop giving out shitty advice and stick to banning people, like me for example. you *** face. get rekt. ban me mlady
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym/
My name is Shane. I am a goblin from goblin Island. I like to do goblin things such as Dota 2 and shaving my head. I'm also a very good caster that brings a lot of contribution to the game. Thanks for listening
why do speedrunners waste their lives playing games they have already beaten by attempting to pseudo-master them? why dont they spend their time playing the multitude of other games (old or new) that exist? if i may be candor, anyone who speedruns games show signs of acute autism and frankly, i am displeased at the state of our modern society allowing this kind of behavior
Hello Fabby, how does it feel, to know that your famous, and tens of thousands of bronzies are now feeding as draven and losing elo because of you. Do you feel proud now you've litterly ruined the potentiol careers of bronze plebs. I hope you're happy
My name is Qreamie. I am a Qreamie from Qreamie Island. I like to do Qreamie things such as League of Legends and shaving my Qreamie. I'm also a very good Qreamie that brings a lot of contribution to the game. Thanks for listening, no copy qreamerino spammerino.
Zyori's hair is legendary and has been the home of 1064 bird families since 1995. I think everybody laughing at his hair should take a step back and realize the magnitude of his contribution to the Avian community. Most of you dont know how hard is it not to wash his hair and I for one thinks he deserves the nobel prize.
Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
"Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
You guys are seriously so fucking annoying. This whole copy and paste shit was funny the first couple of months. It's just getting fucking old now. Seriously, grow the fuck up and how about we participate in constructive chatting. I hate every single one of you twat heads.
Thank you kripp. I am a father of a 5 year old who heard profanity on your stream. I believe someone had said the "N" word and now my child won't stop repeating it. Thank you, Mr. Morosan. I will hunt your Romanian ass and shut down your stream to save the children's ears. Get ready to rest in pepperonis "N" word.
I'm actually really genuinely confused as to why this chat copy pastes shit so much. What compels you idiots to just sit here pressing the ctrl v button all day and pretending you're funny. This shit isn't even remotely close to funny, you all have downs.
Hi there Michael :3This is your high school friend Catherine You still know me ? :3 Anyways, I was wondering if we could get back into touch again )))) I assume that $$$ you made from playing in LCS made your cock grow SOOOO HUUUGE :3
Fabby everyday I come to your stream, with my autographed Draven statue you signed for me. Then I precede to hail you throughout the day. I have quit my job, and now am supported by the goverment under religious sanctuary. Today I begin my hails, today, and forever.
Hello guys my name is jairtrash and I have 700 games and still in silver, I don't suck I can get diamond 1 easy, it's just that I get bad teams every time and I get so mad. Trick please help me these noobs are calling me bronze even though I have 700 games and still in silver.
The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."
Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
Kripp... seriously? This grim dawn garbage is a complete snooze-fest... That game looks so terrible, and the graphics are practically worse than Diablo II. Ur hp doesn't even move down a sliver when you are fighting 10 minions at once and you 1-shot everything... what is the *** point? I could *** out a better game given a $500.00 budget and 2 weeks of development time
Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named morgana who wanted to become an ADC, She commited suicide after QT would not play, Now that you have seen this you must copy and paste 10 times or you too will commit suicide.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
Hi Kripp. This is President Obama. If you could please calm down this chat's spam, all of America would greatly appreciate it. I understand you live in Greece, but America is better. Come back to us, and maybe you'll be able to spam as much as you want. P.S. Please stop being so casual. I've been such a fan for so long.
I used to have dreams where I was chasing mips around the basement when I was like 10 years old. I lived with the yellow rabit in the mario 64 basement. I had this recurring dreams like 10 times within a 2 year span if not more. What do you think of that. This isn't a joke LOL. I also had my pokemon i drew as a kid join me. Crystal Zapzillion and Flameflash
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the europoors saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hey Trick2g, boy our scouts sure were right when they said you were hot stuff and would be the next big sensation in the porn industry. My name is Lisa Ann but you may know me best as MILF of the Century or BigTittiesMcgee. I would like to get to know you better because I think you have the potential to reach superstar porn status. All of twitch seems to follow your gigantic donger almost like a cult, and I would like to see your giant dong for myself
Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit cards. Sh!t that you underaged poor trash from third world countries dont have.
Sing this is your Mother. After seeing you be violated in that disgusting match in TI4 your father I have decided to send you back to China to work on your Uncles (suk ma dek)potato farm and to marry your beautiful cousin Chun-Li. I'm sorry sing but DOTA just isn't for you.NO COPER PASTA PlzE
Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!
There was once a Magnus. The weight of the world was on his shoulders. He heard the words of his commander in his ears: "No pressure. All we need is a 5 man RP." The magnus stood with his horn held high. He knew it was his time. This was his day. Blink at the ready, finger on R, he called out to his comrades, "Affirmative." Such is the legend of Bangfish.
"Minus one!" said singsing but soon the appearance of a farmed bounty hunter brought an end to all of this, gondar quickly chased him and soon the ennemy team managed to pin him down, despite the healing brought by his ultimate he still died the same way poor jews died because nazi mods
Sing this is your uncle Lon Ting, I see the sadness in your viewers bible thumbs and I want you to forgive them. Remember what confucious always say "forgive streamarinos like noodles". Follow his words, young man, and you will do well. I hope you do. Please viewers, do not copy and paste this, this message is only for SingSing
Sing please, i'm dying soon. I came into stream just to hear you saying EZ KATKA one last time. Please Make my dying wish come true singuuuu ! No Copy Pasterino please..
Singsing this is your wife Suk Deek. After seeing you get violated at TI4 I am ashamed to be your wife. So I go to your brother SongSong's potato farm and fuck him and I am pregnant with SongSong's child. This message is for singsing only no copy pasterino please.
10 years of dragon fite. I watch trough various deaths trying to spam strats but he always manages to feed. I stare at the screen for hours and try to cheer the lord. The ragequit is near. I then spam more strats and cry myself to sleep
When the battle begins run to the back of the ancient dragon and stand in between the big big toes (talons?) of one of his back legs. If you are standing in in the right spot, he will only ever use the stomp attack. As soon as he begins to telegraph the stomp attack, immediately run over to the big toes of his other back leg. rinse and repeat until he falls.
Hi there, i am dragon, there is an annoying little asian grill who keeps trying to chop off my tail. it has been 10 years and it is behinning to get annoying. if you guys could get him to stop this madness and play dota it would be greatly appreciated. no copy pasterino cappucino danny devito
This chat is full of mentally retarded children, its like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hoping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+ v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble
HEY QT, I met you last saturday and asked again if I can be the official Team Dignitas towel boy and you turned it down. That feeling was worse than my gf breaking up with me and telling me she became a lesbian.
You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kreygasms. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
Once upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians.....
[Dear Sing_sing, you have been caught playing music on your stream. As a result of this, we are now permanently banning your account. Have a nice day, Google+ Support Team]
Hello everyone, this is the Google Admin here to remind you all that while we love the chat experience, please refrain from copy pasting in the chat. This ruins the atmosphere and makes everybody's chat experience worse overall. Thank you and remember to link your Twitch and Google+ account today!
Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please do twitch chat a favor and open the gates in Dota 2. PLease no Kapparino pastarino
JESUS KRIPP Just play path of exile for *** SAKE! This is your final *** warning from Australia because over here we dont tolerate that casual stone ***! GET ON WITH POE KRIPP! DROP THIS CARD ***!
I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.
Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth boner and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was. Then, one night, I heard, "hello, this is Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler...
I feel sorry for the broadcaster he looks at chat and all he sees is SPAM it must be so heartbreaking for him he doesn't even get to interact with his VIEWERS like a normal streamer. I bet he makes a new account called Ghostkaizer to try and get away from all of this.
Kripp all you do is complain about how your hand sucks but you dont think about the people that are born without hands. that is a discrace and you shouldn't be making fun of those *** in the hospital. Maybe next time you will use your nogin and actually say something that benefit these people.
My girlfriend was on the verge of leaving me. Who would want to be with a 2 inch bronze V feeder? But once I subbed to QTPIE I saw immediate results. My schnitzel is now 10 inches SOFT and I'm rocking diamond 1 with the boys. Thanks QT
Hello OddOne, my name is Gustavian. I had dreams and ambitions, of becoming a professional 1v1 player. I picked this game up yesterday, with hopes and dreams. But you picked a fucking stupid op noob champ, and i lost my 2 bucks because of you. Now i have to stay at my aunts house in Nigeria, because i cant take the train home to Uganda.
Hello pie i from uganda i one day to be pro adc play like you i sell wife for rp and now i can do urgot i play very good and team do bad can you help no copy pasta pls
Orc archer diary 30/9/14 Dear diary, this is the 200th time i have killed this right annoying fucker but he just keeps coming back I have been promoted so many times I am now supreme orc ruler of the universe, I'm not sure how high the ranks go but this guy is clearly eager to find out
qtpie i know things are hard now with being excommunicated from the roman catholic church and all but listen to me. You're going to be okay and make it through this friend. good luck and god.... nvm just bless you...
Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England. I am revoking your knighthood due to your refusal to play Sion. Furthermore, keeping any gate is henceforth considered an act of high treason. Your insolence stops here foul knave
Mr. Santana this is Dr. Blumgold I have just subscribed to inform you that your Twitch Subscribers have been contracting the deadly virus known as "The Bola" if you dont stop missing Sion ult The United States of America will be infected by Christmas. Pls dont copy pasterino not a joke..
Hello, i come to seek help. I am interested in trying to discover a way to produce eggs much like a chicken does. i have tested inserting the egg into myself and hoping it will act like a seed and grow like a tree in my belly but so far it has not been successful. Please help i struggle to sleep at night without an answer.
The casters need to stop asking "who he?" Not only is it grammatically incorrect, but it is impolite to not focus on the gameplay of the players. Either tell us who he is or stop asking the question! Pls no copy pasterino.
Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from Psychology 100 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Hi Michael it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
Hello viewers this is Twich manager Stiffy McShitterton. Im glad you all enjoy the new Theater mode. As with a normal theater there is a quite section in the back where you can give eachother handjobs without alerting other viewers. Thanks and ME ME on.
One day, I walked into the LCS studios - a happy and eager fan. I saw Eugene "Pobelter" Park smashing Eefje "Sjokz" Deporteres on the ANALyst desk. I didn't know what to do, I panicked and let out a shriek, Eugene looked at me and said, "Better keep your mouth shut kid," he then took a puff of the blunt and kept destroying the European cooch.
Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.
Dear Mr. Pie, I am from the NAAUP (National Association for the Advancement of Urgot Players) and myself and my organization has taken a notice to you never playing Urgot. We feel this is highly discriminatory and would ask that you rectify this by playing Urgot immediately. Thank you.
I cannot quite bring myself to read all of the comments in this toxic chat. There are too many fanboys in my presence and I will have you all apprehended by the city of NYPD and QTPD. If you do not stop being little fanboys I will personally find you and ask you nicely because I feel that QT should not be subjected to such fanboy mentalities such as yours. You all need to sit back and think about why you are reading this.
Why does anyone watch this guys stream? Its just a middle aged man complaining about an online card game. Its not even interesting either? please.. dont copy and paste this. its serious..he has 20k + viewers almost constantly
wow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys fking spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you fking copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your fking funny
Hello Bulldong this is AmazingKids.org we would love to use your stream in a commercial it's great to see a bunch of autistic kids achieving their dreams
sniff my balls. sniff my balls. sniff my balls. sniff sniff. my balls smell like raspberry cake with kappa cream on a bowl of pepperinos. sniff sniff.
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dong and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with schnitzel in hand. RTZ looks at EE's schnitzel and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE cum all over each other
Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth boner and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was. Then, one night, I heard, "hello, this is Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler...""
hi my name pepito i watch alex ichikakov and genja007 27/4 pls no copy pasterino sorry for bad englando yes
hellerooni my name is Kabush and i cum from middle lane of rusia. i sell my pet bear for komputer and am trying to learn the way of the unibrow and be lik genja. Pls no copy pasteroni very personel mesage.
Hi Alex I am a 34 year old vietnam vet and I only play with my toes I appreciate you stream for helping me reach my goal of bronze 3 thanks a bunch much love from iceland Please dont copy past
people who critic Alex Ich for evolved on Kha Zix : He know what do. It a pro player who play one best team in Orphanage. So just respect that pls i not "fanboy", just like respect. My parent Die when I am little and I just want to give alex the respect. I am monkey. Please no coperino pasterino
hallo alex, im veri fan of yu. sowry for bad englandino tho mi no murican. i think yu r the goodest midolane eu and u inspirer me to keepa climbin the ladder. so cause of u i masteried khazix(10 perceint win reit) pleyin 18hr/day and i climb to bronze IV in this hards 2 years playin the game. thanks for reedin my stowry. god blesserino yu my frend.
hello alexbich my name brosti am albanian from albania i love to like your stream everyday i watch for quite time to become learner of league and legends to nbecome professional amateur playing my father loss all cows so am now need to support family (no wards hehe) sorry for bad not so good englis hehe jus want slow my appreciate for your strean, please dont mock and copy pastel this
Hai mi nem is Yao Chan Chu i come from china and i need to bcome challenger at league legends or my dad and mom beat me with belt everyday. Now i am in silver 5 and stuck plis alex ich my frend helps me get challenger so me parents stop beat me plis. Sry for bad england i try best and plis no ditto is only my lyfe.
Guiz I am currently training to become the worlds best carrot... I watch Snoopeh's stream when I grow in my soil but to fully achieve my dream I need some moar donations from the republic of Congo. Pls help me achieve my dream. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
Hello, am 43 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "exile path" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping from brazil and i am play normal. Yu have goodest tips for me play good like you??, pls no copy pasta my story
Imagine this porn: "Porn of Exile" Kripp walks with a hobo brown poncho and a staff on his hands. He gets in front of a sexy Piety and says: "I'm going to discharge on your face". Of course, the soundtrack would be Wilderness from D2.
HI FORSEN, ITS YOUR FRIEND TRUMP HERE. I NOTICE THAT YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO GET LEGENDARY ON HEARTHSTONE. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR A LITTLE FEE OF $4.99 PER MONTH, YOU COULD LEARN TO BE GOOD AT HEARTHSTONE LIKE ME
Don't forget. As Kaceytron once said... Forsen is a 19 year old Russian fanboy that has obvious drug and alcohol problems. Let's all share this message to let people be aware of the danger of being a roleplaying streamer. 1 Kappa = 1 Prayer.
Hello zfg my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
You know ZFG, I think it's time you went back to your roots. I'm talking about OoT 100%. Look what happened when you switched to Twilight Princess. GG stopped streaming, and Ennopp went to OoT. What happened man? Also, you got that cough. Don't try to hide it that youre taking hits from the bong, we all know you're sick from withdrawal. ZFG, it's time...It's ocarina of time. Do 100%. Thanks ZFG
Dear Zelda Fan Girl: Please do not allow these Hoodlums to make a mockery of your chat. Copypasta, like glitching, is cheating, and no self-respecting Zelda chat should allow it.
Cmon, zfg.. I thought you were better than that. Glitching the game to the point of no return? Whats wrong with you? Every time you break the game a shigeru miyamoto cries. You are clearly a Pessimist and a Terrible person overall, If i see ever you streaming again, i swear to god i will Sub to your arch nemesis, CosmoWright. I will do anything to Support those against you, so watch your back.
ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.
ZFG doesn't cough because he's sick, he coughs because he's actually an astral being that a warlock placed into a speedrunner's body. Whenever he coughs the being is trying to escape back to his astral dimension
his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name
evening Mister Burnedgoat. I'm writing you this letter today because I believe I'm a victim of mistaken identity. I was watching ZFG's lovely stream and participating in the intellectual chat. Unfortunately, just as I was about to compliment ZFG on his awesome dedication, I realized my message had not been sent because I had been banned from his chat. This realization of the ban resonated throughout my soul and I wept terribly.
Hey chat, hey ZFG...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Ocarina of Time, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Glitcha, and Game on! - Regginator
zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
ZFG I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "ZFGirl" or "ZFGuy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
DD rune picked up, Ferrari on the back foot, Puppey is doing it, left right & center, making things happen, Ferrari has the Phase Shift, he's gotta use it soon, he will, WEOW!
ZFG, just stop the run. I can't stand to see you like this. It's clear your heart is not in it. Just go back to 100% please. It's your true calling and you seem so much more passionate about it.
ZFG this is your dad here. I just wanted to say how proud of you I am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. Your mom and I think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you. As you kids say, pls no copy dadderino
Hi imaqtpie. This is Gabe Newell. I've noticed you havent opened any crates in Counterstrike: Global Offense lately. Are you alright? I hope all is going well. I have added 300 Phoenix crates to your account so you can open them when you get better.
So there is this girl on runescape that I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart the location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00PM
Once lived a maiden with unmatched beauty, flowing black hair, her name was Qty. She took care of an orphan, just a young KID, i decided i would still go for it. Took her out on a date and we ended in bed, now this is the point where the story turns sad. I expected nice boobies but couldn't be wronger, the girl was a boy with a 20inch DONGER
everytime kiwi lands a hook i pull a pube, i have 3 coffee tins full of pubes, most of them are sizeable in length but a few are a little greasy. they are soft and delicate and will go good in the custom pokemon blanket i am making for kiwi.
dear kiwi, i ganked for you but you still ain't culling. i left my jungle, my buffs and my top gank just for bottom. i sent two warning pings at dragon but you must nota got 'em, there probably was a problem with server lag or something. sometimes i aim light bindings too sloppy when i toss 'em. but anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, hows patricia?
lol haven't played in months. come on a stream and same exact champs that were used every game are being used 120 champs. 20 used. no wonder failed sc2 players get on this
hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master fabbyy stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge dong. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no banerino cappuchino mai stori. sori for bad englando, i nno understand veri good pasterino
hi Fabbbyyy I'm the manager of a league of legends team. We are basically bronze players. We just received a silver player which we are pretty excited about it and we need someone to duo top with him. Please Fabbbyyy join our team! please don't copy paste it's a serious matter.
Fabbbyyy! I just quit my job at the dildo factory because my boss was a waifu. Now I'm going to become a banana. Not any banana, but the best banana in the world. Even if no one believes in me, I dyed myself in yellow already and tomorrow I'm getting potassium injections. I will show the world I can be the best banana ever. Thank you Fabbbyyy you've inspired me to follow my dreams
Dear Fabbbyyy, I have been watching you for some time now. You are an amazing person and a unbelieveable player, you play vayne and draven like a god and get all des pentas. I want you to have my kids, please marry me or forever regret your chosen life. Pls no copy pasterino.
Hello Fabby, how does it feel, to know that your famous, and tens of thousands of bronzies are now feeding as draven and losing elo because of you. Do you feel proud now you've litterly ruined the potentiol careers of bronze plebs. I hope you're happy
Fabby everyday I come to your stream, with my autographed Draven statue you signed for me. Then I precede to hail you throughout the day. I have quit my job, and now am supported by the goverment under religious sanctuary. Today I begin my hails, today, and forever.
Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
Every 70 seconds Hao misses a chronosphere. Together we can stop this. Spread the word.
I play Heroes of the Storm, what's this game and lol are you talking about?
Hey Stiv, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
dota changed my life. i was an orphan until i met someone online who eventually adopted me when i scrimmed him 1 v 1 with riki. Mad love for dota, thank you for changing my life. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO
/me Hello everyone this is the TWITCH admin responsable for all forms of Kappa. Due to high KPM our Kappa servers are overloaded. I would like to ask all of you to test if their Kappa is working. Simply type in Grayface (capital F). Thank you!
Hey guys! I'm from Peru my mom sold all our palomas to pay my doto carrera , now i moved to br and im so happy i feel so pro with my 2.3 k mmr. Starladder here i come! But guys pls no copy pasterino capuccino palomino cancerino
Ello my name Carlos. I from mexico i hev meny children but use all my money to pay for internet cofi so i play doto. I wont to be pro like Dendi and hev money to feed family. Please help mr. sing sing. Pliz dond copy my stori
Hello, my name is Saad Armin, sorry for english, I'm Indian. I selled my wife so I can play Dota. I have already 2800mmr solo and want one day to be professional like Dendi and play at a good team how Alliance. Please help to reach my goals Sing Sing. No copy paste this is real history.
Can you fuckers PLEASE stop spamming the chat, I come home after a long day at work cleaning the SHIT out old peoples BUTTHOLES to watch some relaxing dota, and what do you do? do nothing but spam the chat. Does that make you happy? ruining the chat experience for everyone. THANK YOU. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO
Herro i am Li Wangchang, i gro up in china wher i wurk 2 gro rice. sry fo bad engrish i no speaky engrish. une dy fata say "u nu gru rices u gu2city n u gu pwy pufesuino doto" su den i gu pwey pwefusuionl doto leik fartr sai n i get rekt bai sum fagt naem dondo. plz nu copy pasterino dis is lif stury
Hello my name is Kevin Godec Purgerino Cappacino, my father raised me on a small cotton farm in Alabama. He bought me potato computer for my 18th birthday so i can become #1 youtuber but instead i sold my potato to move to Korea to become 6k mmr pro like Dondo. I may have lost TI4 qualifiers but i plan to move to South Africa for TI5.
SingSing, this is your Doctor, Edward Pastarino MD. I am sorry to tell you your test results are in and the shady backroom tattoo you got in Hong Kong gave you Full Blown AIDS. Its not all over; AIDS isnt the death sentence it once was. No Sudoku plz. Srs business pls no copy pastarino resultarino vaccineo
I don't get it guys, what is it about being a mod of Twitch chat that compels people to join the National Socialist party? I just don't understand, I mean there's nothing overtly obvious about Twitch modship that makes you want to support the second coming of the Third Reich, but somehow the two go hand in hand. I mean, for starters I don't even know any German or Austrian Twitch mods, but they're somehow all fanatical National Socialists. Just baffles me is all.
'Sheever must be interviewing one of the Cloud 9 players.' she thought, as she swapped the clipboard to her left hand, and grabbed the door handle to the C9 player room. She went on tippie-toes and peered in through the small window in the door. Inside she had a full view of Singsing thrusting repeatedly into Sheever, who was on her hands an knees, her breasts swinging back and forth, colliding with her chest with a slap. Sheever was moaning loudly, her moans slowly escalating into shouts. Singsing grabbed a fistfull of sheevers hair and pulled hard, Sheever's head snapping up.
Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper
What a garbage chat. It's like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You're all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven't recognized how cancerous you are yet. I'm disappointed, apply yourselves...
I used to spread pasterino on tw.chat but then I got arrow on the knee. You should all stop copy / paste random texts which you find funny because you will too, eventualy, get an arrow on the knee. Just like I did. Do not laugh - this is a true story and my wooden leg proves it. Do not copy paste this text if you have any affection toward your knee.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
Konichiwa Guys, I just got done being banned for 275 seconds. This has made me reflect on my actions in this chat. Recently, I have been copypasting other users comments and spamming them into the chat. Honestly, I thought it would make me cool and people would like me on this stream more. See, I don't have many friends in real life. I love twitch because I can hang out and watch other people it's the closest human interaction I receive
HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod's power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you
Ben Wu, this is your mother. I don't like you wasting your time on the internet playing kids games. I want you to go back to china to become a kung fu master and cook frog noodles.
Hello Fnatic!, it seems that you guys are quite new to this whole Dota thing. If you are really serious about improving on your skills, I recommend you ask a very popular player called PurgeGamers to coach the team! You'd have to pay 50 dollars per hour, but I say it's well worth it!
When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.
Hello everybody this is Purge and i coach you for $50/h , i play for Zephyr team, tier 1 team in Korea. Most games i get 10 min level 3 and always negative scores but our reality is that we can't beat tier 5 European teams, so hey money is easy here in Korea. No copy pasterino Please
Hi my name is Bob Pastarino, I am trapped in Winter's house, he is keeping me hostage. I am coughing furiously from my cold because I've been kept in his basement. Please help he forces me to watch Arteezy Play Invoker all day long. For love of god help me, I only have 322 hour left to live.
One day, i went to a japanese restaurant wanna find some decent food with my grillfriend , we had some problem with the menu and then i ask the Waiter what is the signature dish here , and she said " OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS SUSHI BY MUSHI" Please No KAPPA Pastarino , its my real life story , please show respect . .. . . . .
The bulldog rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in daylight. The last record dates from 1903. They may have succumbed to a disease brought by black rats that had been inadvertently introduced by sailors.
Hi my name is Fernando Cumbazzo. I grew up in a small town in Belize. I work in a sweatshop that makes sweatpants for middle aged american women, but every day I hurry home to play DOTA. Dendi is my favorite player and I masturbate nightly to his picture. one day I hope to dream to become as good of a DOTA playSer as dondo. plz no copy pastariono al pacino
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui..
Hello Diary, this is Clement again! My quest is progressing well, i have managed to decrease the number of viewers by 20% in less than 24 hours. Capitalist & LD promised me to pay 25.000 $ if i can reduce the viewers number to 5 thousand. I hope i manage to do so. Matt is helping me, although he doesn't know about the money. He was promiced 5 Happy Meal menus. These numbnuts over here don't suspect a thing. They keep feeding, paying and entertainning me. They even offered me Sheever's sweet pussy just to come over. I really hope i'll finnish my mission and get paid. Finally i can leave that fucking Na'Vi shit and that fucking feeder XBOCT. I could finally live to my dream and open a barber shop in Ljubljana.
My Name is Jacky Mao Also Known as EternalEnvy and I am a creepy guy. Some evening I was walking home and saw Arteezy kiss a girl. She was crying for help. When the girl saw me she started to hide behind Arteezy back...
Yes, Arteezy's better looking than me and younger, he definitely has better farm skills than me and has more swag and more universally preferable personality BUT after seeing that pic below the waist I must say this, and not to brag: he's losing to me there. Females, this guy may be better than me in every way, but lower, I must say he would lose against me in that department. Not just with size, but 100% of everything. Most females, if blindly choosing a man based on genitals, would DEFINITELY pick me over him. I can say this with 100% certainty: he is small, flacid, and not as aesthetically pleasing as me. He wins the pretty boy awards, but he can't win the real "prizefighter." so ladies know that there's no one better in that department than me, FearDarkness.
Arteezy if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "'we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
i think Arteezy have insanely good micro and he is having huge impact on a games he playing if his teammates giving him space . I believe if Arteezy going to focus hard on improving and respecting his enemies he will be for sure one of the best players in future . Only thing he lack right now in my opinion - is experience . But this is not a problem and will come in some time . As a player i like him a lot . But the music on his stream is horrible !
Arteezy, why are you so cruel to your girlfriend. Didn't you just see EE-sama talking to you, asking you to unmute mumble so you can play the game together? It makes me sick that girrls go after jerks like you, and not nice guys like me.
I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.
It's happening, my nipples are hard, i gently take my schnitzel out
of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max
usage of the precious midas, he's the top farmer, i start speeding up fapping gradually. Rtz now 6
sloted. Finally he goes fight 1v5. Enemies starts to go down...
one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, boy juice starts pumping up my schnitzel while arteezy
all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a "grats".
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
Last night I had a dream that whenever I typed something in Forsen's channel, everyone copied and pasted it, and then Forsen got really mad at me for starting spam. After that he banned me and I felt really bad for it, so my only option to apologize to him was to suck his sweadish meatballs. Sorry Forskin!
Hey raynad im a 11 year old boy named Dan and i watched your stream. My mom walked in on my watching you and she saw you drinking the beers. She beat me with a shoe and made me sleep outside in the dog house becsuse of you
Hi Bjergsen I am from Brazil and just like many brazilians, I am gay, and I would really like to have a bed time with you and listen to your cutie voice and perhaps do some coitus and engage and marry eachother. Our wedding would be in some favela of Rio de Janeiro. What do you think????????????
iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? This is my story dont copy paste plz
hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)
I only get to have sex when LD is casting. My girlfriends hears the ACCURATE FACTS and gets so turned on she has sex with the nearest human - luckily it's normally me. Thank you LD!
Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye
Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kaceytron play League of Legions. I decide to subscribe to Kaceytron, join the 'Church of Kaceytron', I accept Kaceytron as my Lord and personal savior. 'Oh wow', Kaceytron exclaims, 'thank you for subscribing and accepting the love of Kaceytron into your heart!'. She gives the stream a finger dance. I feel Kaceytron fingering me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye
Once lived a maiden with unmatched beauty, flowing black hair, her name was Kaceytron. She took care of an orphan, just a young CatCam, i decided i would still go for it. Took her out on a date and we ended in bed, now this is the point where the story turns sad. I expected nice boobies but couldn't be wronger, the girl was a boy with a 20inch DONGER
I have a cancer.. Show me your boobs pliz.. I really need to see that.. You know i will die soon.. PLiz give me the chance my last boobies.. I can see or touch if you want
reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
Lxthul now that you'll start winning tournaments without having the added stress of having to get kills for not only yourself but also aPG every event, I think it's only fair that you kickstart his Porn career with all the money you'll be raking in. Remember TJ he was with you at your worst then you left him at your best. It's only fair man.
helo fabby i am hablo espaneo i come from mexican i am liking your curse videos. after i am watching your streaming video i am strong enough to shoot father hablo with crossing bow. learning tumble and fight dragon. i now in jail watching stream with dyrus on big tv. no copy pasterino macachino banerinio spamino. thank u
Hey Dyrus, while we're on the subject of feeling sick, My aids and Kidney stones are doing slightly better, thanks for asking -_-. Ever since you ruined my ITTech scholarship, I have not been able to pay my medical bills, and very soon will die. Please take your shirt off as My death wish.
Hola!! Me reyinald I work as big boss monkey for teem solo midlane. mi amigos es dyros he make big anger of me i call him rude chico beecuz i say u apollogize or u leave team house and work in potato factory mi other amigo es wildgato i make hem feel very sad becuz i tel u stop get catch in teemfiyt or u leave house and work for me as donkey wagon. also me amigo es xpecial i say u win bot or i use u hair for make new eyebrows for mi face. Pls no copy babuunino
Hello i am minon, my vater is an superminion like dyres, i want to become an superminion like him to, please no dongerino caparino pastarino my story is my leif
THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.
Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-"
Hi guys, my name Udami Bolango frum somalia. I am walking 4 hour to watch this profeshunal player for GTA V. I want show my support for good plays because I learning to show my family. Sorry for bed englando and please no copy pasterina my story.
Ola io intenor habler espaniol, io kero muxo Xpeko, io estudio espaniol para habler con Espeke io aprendiero espaniolo porfavoro Espeke contestoro me porfavoro io comeri jamone para parezco espaniolo, comero paella rico paella para espaniolo, porofavoro no copio pegariono, perdono pore malo espaniola Kappa Kappa
What the fuck is this Twitch and Beyond the Summit? I've come here to watch some amazing Trench (tm) tier dota action with my 2 least watched teams VG () and HGT (). But instead I'm being presented with a slideshow of the game. You are ruining my life. Please castrate kpoptosis. No Copy godzarino por favorino.
I worked 12 hours today serving fat asses at McDonalds. I come back home to bring food to my ungrateful wife and my 2 autistic children. I just want to relax a little while by watching a game of Dota 2 between EESAMA and Joe Burden and what do I get? Lazy casters who call themselves professional but can't even get a stream going. This Beyond The Schedule is a god damn disgrace to esports. Please no copy pasterino dongerino frappucino ronaldinho
"Sheever, ravage!" Singsing shouts, infuriated at yet another of Sheever's antics. Sheever upon hearing this retreats to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks.Singsing doesn't notice until hours later, after losing to pubs for the third time in a row and switching off his stream.He finds Sheever in a ball on her bed, tear marks on the sheets and her eyes red and swollen. "What's wrong, Sheever-chan?" Singsing asks."You.. you yelled at me!
hi mi name is regi i live from canada i walk 200 miles to get to computer in alaska to play lgend league because iwant be pro player like qqpie and cumshotgg pls no coffee papapino dunkacino pasterino
Arteezy. Artour Babaevsky, you sexy sexy beast. You are a hope, a dream, an inspiration
and insignia of love. When I came into this chat, I expected a lousy channel
with the worst fucking chat and boring games. But you won me with the Korean
cries from your DotA client, the endearing copy pasterino in this chatroom,
your hairdo and sheer power of LOVE all around. God bless you, Artour. You
bring a chivalrous tear into my eye. You have my sub forever. PLIS no copy
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Hello my name is Sing_sing and I am from the distant future. I am here to inform you, past Sing_sing that you must replace S4 on SECRET and travel with your new team to the TI5 EU Hub and play Mario Party for 2 weeks straight, if you fail to do this The Bankers will take over the world and it will descend into chaos. Thank you for listening to future Sing_sing. Please no pasta alfredo
Sing2x this is your girlfriend: Maria Pastarina. The doctor said that you have AIDS because you're always being raped by pub scrubs. I'm leaving you now, I found another person better than you. EE is such a tryhard and he watches anime, he's perfect for me. Bye! Pls no copyrino pasterino.
I can see why Draskyl wasn't invited for the Main Event at TI4. All he does is shit on any other castet's opinions. He talks trash about the players and their decisions. He thinks he's above everyone else. I hope valve never invite him ever again and I hope GD studio boots him for Tobi
Greeting Michael, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Pobelter boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see..
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Text-To-Speech, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. I thought you loved money - isn't that why you still play hearthstone? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming hafu nudes in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared
why does qtpie even have mods, his whole chat is just copy pasta and 2cans, please stop these trolls spammers and permaban them this is getting ridiculous, and dont use this to make more spam please
I'm 23 years old and from houston,tx. I started moderating in mid august of 2007 I have a degree in quickscoping and certified in the art of injecting marijuanas.currently in school studying the female ejaculation.well as the Human nature of gamer grills.I was a person that did not know what I wanted to do until recently.When i joined Kripparians chat, it suddenly struck me This guy makes so much money that i could mod for him for a living.With my qualifications and Kripparians money, we could conquer the world that is twitch.
qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
10 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep. plis no copy pasterino my storarino
You're so cute Jacky L. Mao, please don't stop smiling. You're a rainbow a river and my WAIFU.
My beautiful Hafu turns to me in bed and kisses me. Her cute smile fills me with happiness. Hafu holds me close as she whispers in my ear: "You know this isn't real. You're just typing in twitch chat. You're alone." "10/10 body." I keep mumbling.
Last night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the cancer. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.
It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, "We gucci?". He opens the door and see's purge standing there. "Purge, I want you to purge me baby", Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal dong and purges Sing's asshole. As sing's anal cavity is widened by purge's huge diffusal dong, he whispers... "Ez Katka..."
Yanik is new at his school and doesn't want to be an outsider again. When he meets Alan he also wants to be as popular as him with the girls. But when Alan kissed Yanik to get rid of the girls, the admiration turns into disgust. But at a party where Yanik had to disguise himself as a girl Alan falls in love with the "girl" at first sight...
Lol really? Copy-pasta? You retards probably dont even read what the fuck you're copy and pastaing but I'll have you retards know I like using fleshlights and its better than futas but i haven't tried futa yet.
I shudder as I feel a large hand moving up my thighs. I open my eyes and there he is. The ogrelord. Shrek. I hug him so tight and press my erection against him. He places me on my stomach and inserts the Shrock into my anus. Pure bliss. I look into his eyes, and he says 'don't worry now aye? I'm ogre the moon for yeh'. Pls no copato pastado
Mr. Santana this is Dr. Blumgold I have just subscribed to inform you that your Twitch Subscribers have been contracting the deadly virus known as "The Bola" if you dont stop missing Sion ult The United States of America will be infected by Christmas. Pls dont copy pasterino not a joke..
Did You Know? YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070. The native Dongers sang it to please their God. One day they didn't sing YAYO, a NACHO TORPEDO destroyed their whole culture. Ripperino Dongerino, all you knew was YAYO..
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.
Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.
You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.
Weed i am a chicken from cs go ... i barely survived inferno ... i just want you and ur friends stop killlin my chickens or im gonna peck the sh1t out of you .My dream is to travel from A sight to B at my friend horse near construction without getting hurt together with my chicks and u always ruin it... please copy paste and stop this madness , let a chicken cross inferno my brothers
Hello, I'm Cyberino Matterino, i'm currently running a web about Doto players and their stats, specially Dendi, Loda, Chuan and RTZ(not sure about that fgt thou), I was promoting my web trough Reddit the past month but suddenly my web is shadownbanned and my account is now in danger, WHY YOU DO THIS REDDIT MODS? YOU A RE DESTROYING THE DOTO SCENE. Pls no coperino pasterino. Real story.
Hello, my name is Keepo and I want to ask you something. My friend Kappa needs your help. He wants to find some more Kappa friends. So please, spam Kappa as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend Kappa could find more of his Kappa friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!
Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
hello, my name is juan and I am from the save a donger foundation, for just 69 cents a day you can save a donger, please, there are small and big dongers that need help, you can make a difference
lol this game is garbage, i thought league was dumbed down, but blizzard takes it a whole another level. i know that blizzard fanboys need to be spoonfed everything with hearthstone being dumbed down magic clone and wow being a dumbest down everquest.. but seriously.. this game is the flappybird of mobas
Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
Hello everyone this is Sing Sing's Doctor Yu Sik Fuk. I'm sorry to interrupt your spam but please let SingSing know that his test results came positive for Super-Ebola. I am prescribing him two teaspoons of cum a day and plenty of bed rest, with no heavy exertion. That means no jerkerino the donger SingSing, Doctor's orders. This message is only for Sing so please no copy pastarino. Thank you and have a nice day.
How is this guy even successful at doto? I mean all he does is scream "OH MAI GAWWWD" and then he proceeds to feed. Feed feed is a bad player and doesn't deserve all this attention and he is definitely not a pro. I am 4k MMR and I could beat him with my FEET. The only reason he wins is because 6.82 is a noob patch made for players like feed feed. pls copy and paste and show this to everyone
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story
"Haha, what a great day of casting" Merlini proclaimed. "Yeah, we did awesome, bro. Give me a high five". Oh boy, not this again, thought Merlini. "Bro, we're so tight we don't need to high five". Yet Zyori insisted. "High five my hand bro". Merlini had no choice. Merlini's hand still smells like Zyori's balls to this day.
What a garbage chat. It's like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You're all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven't recognized how cancerous you are yet. I'm disappointed, apply yourselves.,
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How to Make an Atomic Bomb - A Post on How to Create Hiroshima and Nagasaki 2.0
With a few parts from a hardware store and some know-how, it is possible to build a weapon of mass destruction. Well, as long as you can find a few pounds of plutonium on Ebay to fuel it. In 1905 Albert Einstein wrote a number of revolutionary physics papers including his Special Theory of Relativity. One of the formulas that came out of this, almost as an afterthought, was E=mc². That is: energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared. What Einstein was saying is that matter - everything around us we can touch and see - is actually the same thing as energy, just in a different form. The upshot of this is that it should be possible to convert energy to matter or, visa versa, convert matter to energy. The energy we release every day when driving our car or cooking on a stove comes from chemical reactions. Two or more chemicals react through the motion of electrons and the forming and breaking of chemical bonds. One familiar form of chemical reaction is combustion. For example, the oxygen in the air reacts with the substances in a candle to release heat and light. In chemical reactions the amount of measurable matter involves never changes, if you were able to capture all the soot, smoke and carbon dioxide released by the candle you would find they weigh exactly the same amount as the original candle and oxygen that reacted with it. The material changed form and released energy but did not disappear. Einstein's formula suggested that it was possible to get energy by what we now call a nuclear reaction. This is the conversion of matter to energy. What's more, the amount of energy available in even a small amount of matter is, according to the formula, tremendous. Matter is just sort of a condensed version of energy, but it isn't a one-to-one relationship. The conversion factor is the speed of light (already a huge number) squared (which makes it a really big number). We can picture this relationship by thinking about water and steam. You can cool steam (think of this as the energy) down and it becomes water (think of this as matter) or heat water up to make steam. It takes a lot of steam to create a few drops of water though, but only few a ounces of water to create a whole room full of steam. The same is true of energy and matter. In the atomic bomb that destroyed Hiroshima only 600 milligrams of uranium (less than the weight of a dime) was converted to energy, but it released the same amount of power as at least 13,000 tons of the conventional chemical explosive TNT. Converting matter to energy is no easy trick, however. The sun does it naturally by a process called fusion. The sun, a gigantic ball of mostly hydrogen gas, has intense pressures and heat created at its core by its gravity. It is under this heat and pressure that the hydrogen atoms fuse to create helium and release energy. Re-creating the intense conditions required to generate fusion on earth isn't easy, however, so atomic bombs uses another process called fission.
Fission Reactions
1)A neutron strikes a uranium atom 2)The uranium atom is split into a krypton atom and a barium atom releasing some binding energy along with more neutrons. 3)The neutrons strike other uranium atoms starting the process all over again.
A fission reaction is just the opposite of fusion. Instead of atoms being put together, they are split into pieces. When a neutron (a subatomic particle) with enough energy hits an atom of radioactive material like uranium, the uranium atom will split into two smaller atoms and some of the energy that held the original atom together is released. If the right type of uranium is used, the split will also release additional neutrons capable of splitting other atoms. If this process continues with each new split releasing neutrons which in turn split other atoms it is called a chain reaction. Because of the speed involved in a nuclear reaction, billions of atoms can be split in a tiny fraction of a second. If the reaction proceeds at a sedate level the fission produces energy in a controllable manner. This is what is going on in the heart of a nuclear power plant. The energy released is used to heat water to the point of steam and the steam spins turbines connected to generators to make electricity. If the reaction proceeds at an uncontrolled level, however, a nuclear explosion can result. This might seem to make nuclear power plants potential atomic bombs, but the uranium used in the plants is not the type that could sustain a reaction at a rate high enough to cause an explosion by itself (nuclear power plants are subject to explosions caused by steam pressure and other non-nuclear forces, however). In fact, engineering a device that does not tear itself apart before the explosion really gets underway is one of the main design problems of building a bomb. Bomb Design Uranium or plutonium can be used as fuel for atomic bombs. Both are highly radioactive. This means they are constantly shedding subatomic particles including neutrons. Only certain isotopes of these materials - like uranium 235 and plutonium 239 - consistently give off neutrons of such high energy that they will split atoms. When enough of the material is put together, a chain reaction starts and the mass is said to be critical. The term used for a mass of radioactive material with a growing chain reaction, splitting more and more atoms with each moment, is supercritical. While putting enough uranium 235 together in a single mass will make it supercritical (and create a surge of radiation that will kill you if you are standing near it unprotected) it is not enough to create a bomb. The material must be held in a compressed state long enough for the reaction to take place while resisting the initial energy of the explosion that will try and tear it apart. There are two well-known approaches to doing this. The first is known as the "gun" method.
The Gun Method
A conventional explosive drives the uranium "bullet" into the "spike;" bringing the mass to supercritical and causing the detonation.
The "gun" is the simplest way to build a nuclear weapon. The atomic bomb used on Hiroshima during World War II used this approach. The weapon consists of a tube (much like the barrel of a gun) with half the nuclear charge fixed at one end and the other half (the moving half) at the opposite end. A conventional explosive charge was placed behind the moving portion which can be thought of as the "bullet." When the conventional charge is detonated, the bullet races down the tube and slams into the fixed charge at the other end (referred to as the "spike"). Once the two halves of the nuclear fuel are brought together and held together long enough, the chain reaction starts, the fuel goes supercritical and the explosion takes place. While the gun method is easy to engineer, it has some drawbacks. The biggest one is the need to make sure the two parts of nuclear fuel come together rapidly enough. As the two sections get about an inch apart, they will start exchanging neutrons that might start a chain reaction. If the two parts go supercritical before they get close enough, the force of the energy released will blow them apart before the main explosion gets underway. This type of failure is known as a "fizzle." Another problem is that this method is less efficient, requiring between 20 and 25 kilograms (around 44 to 55 pounds) of uranium. Other approaches can use as little as 15 kilograms (about 33 pounds). Given that weapon's grade uranium and plutonium are very hard to get, this is a real disadvantage. Also, the gun method only works if the uranium is being used as the fuel. The process of creating plutonium generally causes it to be contaminated with other materials which increase the chance of it going supercritical before the two sections are close enough together. This, in turn, increases the chances of a fizzle instead of a blast. To make the gun method work reliably with plutonium, you would have to increase the speed with which the "bullet" approached the "spike" significantly. To do this would mean making the tube impracticality long.
The Implosion Design
Conventional explosives press on the "tamper/pusher," compressing the plutonium until it reaches a supercritical mass. The initiator floods the area with neutrons to help get the chain reaction going.
For this reason, if you use plutonium to fuel a bomb you need to use the more sophisticated "implosion" method. With this approach the nuclear fuel is shaped into a sphere (called the "pit"). Conventional explosives are put around it. When these are detonated the force of the explosion squeezes the pit into a supercritical mass long enough for the explosion to take place. While the principle sounds easy, it is difficult to actually make it work. The pit cannot simply be surrounded by high explosives. The shock wave that compresses it must be precisely spherical, otherwise the pit material will escape out through a weak point. To create the necessary explosive force in a perfect sphere, shaped explosive charges (sometimes called explosive lens) are used. The "fatman" bomb the leveled Nagasaki in World War II used 32 charges arranged around the pit like the faces of a soccer ball. In order to create the spherical shock wave it isn't only necessary to get the charges in the right position with the right shape, but they must be detonated at exactly the right time. A charge that detonates late will create a hole in the shock wave through which the pit can escape.
Implosion designs also require a neutron trigger or "initiator" to flood the pit with neutrons during detonation. In "fatman" this was done with a small sphere with layers of beryllium and polonium separated by thin gold foil placed in the center of the pit. An implosion design may also include other layers between the explosives and the pit to create a more powerful explosion. These include a "pusher" (designed to increase the explosive shock wave hitting the pit), a "tamper" (to help the pit from blowing apart too quickly once the explosion starts), and a "reflector" composed of a material that will reflect neutrons back in the pit increasing the amount of fission. In some bomb designs these functions are integrated into a single layer of material. The implosion design is generally considered to be superior in almost every way to the gun design and it is the choice for any organization with the resources to design and construct it. One of the major advantages of this approach is that it is easy to make the implosion design more efficient by increasing the effectiveness of the conventional explosives. For example, if the pit is squeezed so that the density is doubled during detonation it may yield a 10-kiloton explosion. If that same pit can be compressed to three times its original density, a 40-kiloton explosion can be generated with no additional nuclear fuel. The longer the fission material is allowed to react, the bigger the explosion. Could You Build a Bomb? Building a basic nuclear weapon is not easy, but not all that hard either. In 1964 the U.S. Army decided to see just how difficult it was. They hired two professors that had Ph.Ds in physics, but no experience with nuclear weapons or access to nuclear secrets. The two were given the task of designing an atomic bomb using only information available to the general public. It took them roughly two years, but in the end they designed an implosion style weapon that could have been made in a local machine shop which could have produced an explosion similar to the Hiroshima bomb. The only thing that they found extremely difficult to do was to get the proper material to fuel the bomb: uranium 235 or plutonium 239. Only a tiny fraction of natural uranium that is mined from the ground is isotope 235 and separating it from the other isotopes is a major chore requiring huge factory complexes working years to isolate just a few pounds. In fact, most weapons programs get around this by utilizing plutonium, which is very rarely in found nature at all, but can be created by exposing more common types of uranium to radiation in a nuclear "breeder" reactor. Plutonium is extremely difficult to handle, however. It is one of the most toxic materials known to man, especially if inhaled. It is the difficulty of getting and handling these fissionable materials that protects us from people building nuclear bombs in their basements. It is for this reason nonproliferation of nuclear material is a major concern of most governments and there is great apprehension about countries who want to build nuclear reactors capable of "breeding" plutonium fuel. Knowledge of how to build a bomb is hard to control. Fortunately, so far, the materials needed have been much easier to keep track of. But for how long?
With a few parts from a hardware store and some know-how, it is possible to build a weapon of mass destruction. Well, as long as you can find a few pounds of plutonium on Ebay to fuel it. In 1905 Albert Einstein wrote a number of revolutionary physics papers including his Special Theory of Relativity. One of the formulas that came out of this, almost as an afterthought, was E=mc². That is: energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared. What Einstein was saying is that matter - everything around us we can touch and see - is actually the same thing as energy, just in a different form. The upshot of this is that it should be possible to convert energy to matter or, visa versa, convert matter to energy. The energy we release every day when driving our car or cooking on a stove comes from chemical reactions. Two or more chemicals react through the motion of electrons and the forming and breaking of chemical bonds. One familiar form of chemical reaction is combustion. For example, the oxygen in the air reacts with the substances in a candle to release heat and light. In chemical reactions the amount of measurable matter involves never changes, if you were able to capture all the soot, smoke and carbon dioxide released by the candle you would find they weigh exactly the same amount as the original candle and oxygen that reacted with it. The material changed form and released energy but did not disappear. Einstein's formula suggested that it was possible to get energy by what we now call a nuclear reaction. This is the conversion of matter to energy. What's more, the amount of energy available in even a small amount of matter is, according to the formula, tremendous. Matter is just sort of a condensed version of energy, but it isn't a one-to-one relationship. The conversion factor is the speed of light (already a huge number) squared (which makes it a really big number). We can picture this relationship by thinking about water and steam. You can cool steam (think of this as the energy) down and it becomes water (think of this as matter) or heat water up to make steam. It takes a lot of steam to create a few drops of water though, but only few a ounces of water to create a whole room full of steam. The same is true of energy and matter. In the atomic bomb that destroyed Hiroshima only 600 milligrams of uranium (less than the weight of a dime) was converted to energy, but it released the same amount of power as at least 13,000 tons of the conventional chemical explosive TNT. Converting matter to energy is no easy trick, however. The sun does it naturally by a process called fusion. The sun, a gigantic ball of mostly hydrogen gas, has intense pressures and heat created at its core by its gravity. It is under this heat and pressure that the hydrogen atoms fuse to create helium and release energy. Re-creating the intense conditions required to generate fusion on earth isn't easy, however, so atomic bombs uses another process called fission.
Fission Reactions
1)A neutron strikes a uranium atom 2)The uranium atom is split into a krypton atom and a barium atom releasing some binding energy along with more neutrons. 3)The neutrons strike other uranium atoms starting the process all over again.
A fission reaction is just the opposite of fusion. Instead of atoms being put together, they are split into pieces. When a neutron (a subatomic particle) with enough energy hits an atom of radioactive material like uranium, the uranium atom will split into two smaller atoms and some of the energy that held the original atom together is released. If the right type of uranium is used, the split will also release additional neutrons capable of splitting other atoms. If this process continues with each new split releasing neutrons which in turn split other atoms it is called a chain reaction. Because of the speed involved in a nuclear reaction, billions of atoms can be split in a tiny fraction of a second. If the reaction proceeds at a sedate level the fission produces energy in a controllable manner. This is what is going on in the heart of a nuclear power plant. The energy released is used to heat water to the point of steam and the steam spins turbines connected to generators to make electricity. If the reaction proceeds at an uncontrolled level, however, a nuclear explosion can result. This might seem to make nuclear power plants potential atomic bombs, but the uranium used in the plants is not the type that could sustain a reaction at a rate high enough to cause an explosion by itself (nuclear power plants are subject to explosions caused by steam pressure and other non-nuclear forces, however). In fact, engineering a device that does not tear itself apart before the explosion really gets underway is one of the main design problems of building a bomb. Bomb Design Uranium or plutonium can be used as fuel for atomic bombs. Both are highly radioactive. This means they are constantly shedding subatomic particles including neutrons. Only certain isotopes of these materials - like uranium 235 and plutonium 239 - consistently give off neutrons of such high energy that they will split atoms. When enough of the material is put together, a chain reaction starts and the mass is said to be critical. The term used for a mass of radioactive material with a growing chain reaction, splitting more and more atoms with each moment, is supercritical. While putting enough uranium 235 together in a single mass will make it supercritical (and create a surge of radiation that will kill you if you are standing near it unprotected) it is not enough to create a bomb. The material must be held in a compressed state long enough for the reaction to take place while resisting the initial energy of the explosion that will try and tear it apart. There are two well-known approaches to doing this. The first is known as the "gun" method.
The Gun Method
A conventional explosive drives the uranium "bullet" into the "spike;" bringing the mass to supercritical and causing the detonation.
The "gun" is the simplest way to build a nuclear weapon. The atomic bomb used on Hiroshima during World War II used this approach. The weapon consists of a tube (much like the barrel of a gun) with half the nuclear charge fixed at one end and the other half (the moving half) at the opposite end. A conventional explosive charge was placed behind the moving portion which can be thought of as the "bullet." When the conventional charge is detonated, the bullet races down the tube and slams into the fixed charge at the other end (referred to as the "spike"). Once the two halves of the nuclear fuel are brought together and held together long enough, the chain reaction starts, the fuel goes supercritical and the explosion takes place. While the gun method is easy to engineer, it has some drawbacks. The biggest one is the need to make sure the two parts of nuclear fuel come together rapidly enough. As the two sections get about an inch apart, they will start exchanging neutrons that might start a chain reaction. If the two parts go supercritical before they get close enough, the force of the energy released will blow them apart before the main explosion gets underway. This type of failure is known as a "fizzle." Another problem is that this method is less efficient, requiring between 20 and 25 kilograms (around 44 to 55 pounds) of uranium. Other approaches can use as little as 15 kilograms (about 33 pounds). Given that weapon's grade uranium and plutonium are very hard to get, this is a real disadvantage. Also, the gun method only works if the uranium is being used as the fuel. The process of creating plutonium generally causes it to be contaminated with other materials which increase the chance of it going supercritical before the two sections are close enough together. This, in turn, increases the chances of a fizzle instead of a blast. To make the gun method work reliably with plutonium, you would have to increase the speed with which the "bullet" approached the "spike" significantly. To do this would mean making the tube impracticality long.
The Implosion Design
Conventional explosives press on the "tamper/pusher," compressing the plutonium until it reaches a supercritical mass. The initiator floods the area with neutrons to help get the chain reaction going.
For this reason, if you use plutonium to fuel a bomb you need to use the more sophisticated "implosion" method. With this approach the nuclear fuel is shaped into a sphere (called the "pit"). Conventional explosives are put around it. When these are detonated the force of the explosion squeezes the pit into a supercritical mass long enough for the explosion to take place. While the principle sounds easy, it is difficult to actually make it work. The pit cannot simply be surrounded by high explosives. The shock wave that compresses it must be precisely spherical, otherwise the pit material will escape out through a weak point. To create the necessary explosive force in a perfect sphere, shaped explosive charges (sometimes called explosive lens) are used. The "fatman" bomb the leveled Nagasaki in World War II used 32 charges arranged around the pit like the faces of a soccer ball. In order to create the spherical shock wave it isn't only necessary to get the charges in the right position with the right shape, but they must be detonated at exactly the right time. A charge that detonates late will create a hole in the shock wave through which the pit can escape.
Implosion designs also require a neutron trigger or "initiator" to flood the pit with neutrons during detonation. In "fatman" this was done with a small sphere with layers of beryllium and polonium separated by thin gold foil placed in the center of the pit. An implosion design may also include other layers between the explosives and the pit to create a more powerful explosion. These include a "pusher" (designed to increase the explosive shock wave hitting the pit), a "tamper" (to help the pit from blowing apart too quickly once the explosion starts), and a "reflector" composed of a material that will reflect neutrons back in the pit increasing the amount of fission. In some bomb designs these functions are integrated into a single layer of material. The implosion design is generally considered to be superior in almost every way to the gun design and it is the choice for any organization with the resources to design and construct it. One of the major advantages of this approach is that it is easy to make the implosion design more efficient by increasing the effectiveness of the conventional explosives. For example, if the pit is squeezed so that the density is doubled during detonation it may yield a 10-kiloton explosion. If that same pit can be compressed to three times its original density, a 40-kiloton explosion can be generated with no additional nuclear fuel. The longer the fission material is allowed to react, the bigger the explosion. Could You Build a Bomb? Building a basic nuclear weapon is not easy, but not all that hard either. In 1964 the U.S. Army decided to see just how difficult it was. They hired two professors that had Ph.Ds in physics, but no experience with nuclear weapons or access to nuclear secrets. The two were given the task of designing an atomic bomb using only information available to the general public. It took them roughly two years, but in the end they designed an implosion style weapon that could have been made in a local machine shop which could have produced an explosion similar to the Hiroshima bomb. The only thing that they found extremely difficult to do was to get the proper material to fuel the bomb: uranium 235 or plutonium 239. Only a tiny fraction of natural uranium that is mined from the ground is isotope 235 and separating it from the other isotopes is a major chore requiring huge factory complexes working years to isolate just a few pounds. In fact, most weapons programs get around this by utilizing plutonium, which is very rarely in found nature at all, but can be created by exposing more common types of uranium to radiation in a nuclear "breeder" reactor. Plutonium is extremely difficult to handle, however. It is one of the most toxic materials known to man, especially if inhaled. It is the difficulty of getting and handling these fissionable materials that protects us from people building nuclear bombs in their basements. It is for this reason nonproliferation of nuclear material is a major concern of most governments and there is great apprehension about countries who want to build nuclear reactors capable of "breeding" plutonium fuel. Knowledge of how to build a bomb is hard to control. Fortunately, so far, the materials needed have been much easier to keep track of. But for how long?
Been subscribed to his channel for a while and I have to say I'm a big fan. Fortnite with a friend really opened up my eyes to the great possibilites of the internet
and how an internet connection can hlep
here are a few favourites of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_-njOAXxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWz5EcgNYNw&t=4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdPoVFgh7D4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZcx8F79s7I&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXoJSNR-w2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_q_-xjK44E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSgGoS6loBw
and how an internet connection can hlep
here are a few favourites of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_-njOAXxs
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Designed in 1938 by Heinrich Vollmer with inspiration from its predecessor the MP 38, it was heavily used by infantrymen (particularly platoon and squad leaders), and by paratroopers, on the Eastern and Western Fronts as well as armoured fighting vehicle crews.[5][6] Its advanced and modern features made it a favorite among soldiers and popular in countries from various parts of the world after the war. It was often called "Schmeisser" by the Allies, after Hugo Schmeisser, who designed the MP 18, although he was not involved in the design or production of the MP 40. The weapon's other variants included the MP 40/I and the MP 41. From 1940 to 1945, an estimated 1.1 million were produced by Erma Werke.
The Maschinenpistole 40 ("Machine pistol 40") descended from its predecessor the MP 38, which was in turn based on the MP 36, a prototype made of machined steel.[7] The MP 36 was developed independently by Erma Werke's Berthold Geipel with funding from the German Army. It took design elements from Heinrich Vollmer's VPM 1930 and EMP. Vollmer then worked on Berthold Geipel's MP 36 and in 1938 submitted a prototype to answer a request from the Heereswaffenamt (Army Weapons Office) for a new submachine gun, which was adopted as MP 38. The MP 38 was a simplification of the MP 36, and the MP 40 was a further simplification of the MP 38, with certain cost-saving alterations, most notably in the more extensive use of stamped steel rather than machined parts.[7]
The MP 40 was often called the "Schmeisser" by the Allies, after the weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser. Schmeisser had designed the MP 18, which was the first mass-produced submachine gun. He did not, however, have anything to do with the design or development of the MP 40, although he held a patent on the magazine.[8]
The MP 40 submachine guns are open-bolt, blowback-operated automatic arms. The only mode of fire is automatic, but the relatively low rate of fire permits single shots with controlled trigger pulls.[9] The bolt features a telescoping return spring guide which serves as a pneumatic recoil buffer.[9] The cocking handle was permanently attached to the bolt on early MP 38s, but on late-production MP 38s and MP 40s, the bolt handle was made as a separate part.[10] It also serves as a safety by pushing the head of the handle into one of two separate notches above the main opening; this action locks the bolt in either the cocked (rear) or uncocked (forward) position.[10] The absence of this feature on early MP 38s resulted in field expedients such as leather harnesses with a small loop that were used to hold the bolt in the forward position.[11]
The MP 38 receiver was made of machined steel, but this was a time-consuming and expensive process.[12] To save time and materials, and thus increase production, construction of the MP 40 receiver was simplified by using stamped steel and electro-spot welding as much as possible.[12] The MP 38 also features longitudinal grooving on the receiver and bolt, as well as a circular opening on the magazine housing. These features were eliminated on the MP 40.[12]
A soldier of the Russian Liberation Army with an MP 38 in 1943
One feature found on most MP 38 and MP 40 submachine guns is an aluminum, steel, or Margolit (a variation of Bakelite) resting bar under the barrel. This was used to steady the weapon when firing over the side of open-top armored personnel carriers such as the Sd.Kfz. 251 half-track. A handguard, also made of Margolit, is located between the magazine housing and the Margolit pistol grip.[13] The barrel lacked any form of insulation, which often resulted in burns on the supporting hand if it was incorrectly positioned.[13] The MP 40 also has a forward-folding metal stock, the first for a submachine gun, resulting in a shorter overall weapon when folded.[14] However, this stock design was at times insufficiently durable for hard combat use.[14]
Although the MP 40 was generally reliable, a major weakness was its 32-round magazine.[15] Unlike the double-column, staggered-feed magazine found on the Thompson M1921/1928 variants, the MP 40 uses a double-column, single-feed version.[15] The single-feed insert resulted in increased friction against the remaining cartridges moving upwards towards the feed lips, occasionally resulting in feed failures; this problem was exacerbated by the presence of dirt or other debris.[15] Another problem was that the magazine was also sometimes misused as a handhold.[16] This could cause the weapon to malfunction when hand pressure on the magazine body caused the magazine lips to move out of the line of feed, since the magazine well did not keep the magazine firmly locked.[16] German soldiers were trained to grasp either the handguard on the underside of the weapon or the magazine housing with the supporting hand to avoid feed malfunctions.[16]
At the outbreak of World War II, the majority of German soldiers carried either Karabiner 98k rifles or MP 40s, both of which were regarded as the standard weapons of choice for an infantryman.[17]
However, later confrontations with Soviet troops such as the Battle of Stalingrad, where entire enemy units were armed with PPSh-41 submachine guns, the Germans found themselves out-gunned in short range urban combat which caused a shift in their tactics, and by the end of the war the MP 40 and its derivatives were sometimes issued to entire assault platoons.[18] Starting in 1943, the German military moved to replace both the Karabiner 98k rifle and MP 40 with the new, revolutionary StG 44.[18][17] By the end of World War II in 1945, an estimated 1.1 million MP 40s had been produced of all variants.[19]
Post-war use[edit]
During and after the end of World War II, many MP 40s were captured or surrendered (upwards of 200,000) to the Allies and were then redistributed to the paramilitary and irregular forces of some developing countries.[20] The Norwegian army withdrew the MP 38 from use in 1975 but used the MP 40 for some years more. In particular, the Territorials (Heimevernet) used it until about 1990, when it was replaced by the Heckler & Koch MP5.[11]
MP 40/I[edit]
The MP 40/I (sometimes erroneously called MP 40/II) was a modified version of the standard MP 40 with a dual side-by-side magazine holder (for a theoretical ammunition total of 64 rounds), designed for special operations troops on the Eastern Front to compensate for the enemies' PPSh-41 larger magazine capacity. However, the design proved unsuccessful due to weight and reliability issues. Authentic versions, in addition to the dual mag magazine well, also have a smaller buttpad and shortened ejector.[21]
MP 41[edit]
An MP 41 with wooden stock
In 1941, Hugo Schmeisser designed the MP 41, which was, in reality, an MP 40 upper receiver with a lower receiver of an MP 28 submachine gun. It saw limited service, however, and was issued only to SS and police units in 1944. The MP 41 was also supplied to Germany's Axis ally Romania.[22]
Later in 1941, rival company Erma Werke sued Haenel, at which Schmeisser was Chief Designer, for patent infringement. Production subsequently ceased on the MP41.[23][24]
In 1941, Hugo Schmeisser designed the MP 41, which was, in reality, an MP 40 upper receiver with a lower receiver of an MP 28 submachine gun. It saw limited service, however, and was issued only to SS and police units in 1944. The MP 41 was also supplied to Germany's Axis ally Romania.[22]
Later in 1941, rival company Erma Werke sued Haenel, at which Schmeisser was Chief Designer, for patent infringement. Production subsequently ceased on the MP41.[23][24]
Influence on later weapons[edit]
The MP 38 and MP 40 also directly influenced the design of later weapons, including the Spanish Star Z45, the Yugoslavian Zastava M56, and the semi-automatic German Selbstladebüchse BD 38 replica.
Details of the MP 40 have also been adopted in other submachine guns, which otherwise differ significantly from a technical point of view:
Details of the MP 40 have also been adopted in other submachine guns, which otherwise differ significantly from a technical point of view:
- The designers of the American M3 "Grease Gun" examined British Sten guns and captured MP 40s for usable construction details.
- The MP 40 magazine can also be used in the Belgian Vigneron submachine gun.
Users[edit]
Simone Segouin, a French partisan, posing with an MP 40 in 1944
During World War II, the resistance and the Allies sometimes captured MP 40s to replace or supplement their own weapons.[25][26][27] The MP 40 was used for several decades following World War II by many countries around the world in armed conflicts. Some found their way into guerrilla groups such as the Viet Cong or African guerrillas.
During World War II, the resistance and the Allies sometimes captured MP 40s to replace or supplement their own weapons.[25][26][27] The MP 40 was used for several decades following World War II by many countries around the world in armed conflicts. Some found their way into guerrilla groups such as the Viet Cong or African guerrillas.
Civilian ownership in the United States[edit]
During the Allied occupation of Germany starting in 1945, U.S. servicemen shipped home thousands of captured firearms as war trophies,[57] including MP 40s. This practice required proper registration of automatic weapons in accordance with the National Firearms Act before they could be imported, but this was curtailed later in the occupation, meaning a relatively small number of civilian-transferable original German MP 40s remain in circulation and are valued at around $20,000-37,500 as of 2021, with some selling for almost $50,000.[58]
After the commercial importation of complete machine guns was banned by the Gun Control Act of 1968, MP 40 parts kits (the disassembled parts of the gun excluding the receiver tube) were imported and reassembled onto receivers manufactured in the United States by Charles Erb, Wilson Arms, and others.[59] These remanufactured legally transferable machine guns, colloquially called "tube guns", are (depending on quality of construction and condition) generally valued at 50-75% of the price of original German MP 40s, as they do not have their historical background.[60] As such, they are commonly used for recreational range shooting and WW2 historical reenactments, because the associated wear and tear (within reasonable limits) will not significantly diminish their value, as it would on original collectible examples. Manufacture of new tube guns ceased following the passage of the Firearm Owners Protection Act in 1986.
There are several semi-automatic variants and cosmetic replicas of the MP 40 available for civilian ownership in the U.S. Beginning in 2014, American Tactical Imports began importing an MP 40 replica manufactured by German Sporting Guns GmbH chambered in .22LR,[61] and since 2016 has also imported a pistol variant chambered in 9mm.[62] The .22LR variant features an all-metal construction with period-accurate Bakelite furniture, a folding stock, and a faux-suppressor to meet barrel length import requirements. The 9mm variant is classified as a pistol and therefore does not ship with a folding stock. Both variants are closed-bolt, blowback-operated semi-automatic firearms that vary substantially from originally manufactured MP 40s in internal operation, making them more of an affordable cosmetic replica than a faithful reproduction. Neither of the GSG-manufactured variants are compatible with originally manufactured MP 40 parts and magazines.[citation needed]
After the commercial importation of complete machine guns was banned by the Gun Control Act of 1968, MP 40 parts kits (the disassembled parts of the gun excluding the receiver tube) were imported and reassembled onto receivers manufactured in the United States by Charles Erb, Wilson Arms, and others.[59] These remanufactured legally transferable machine guns, colloquially called "tube guns", are (depending on quality of construction and condition) generally valued at 50-75% of the price of original German MP 40s, as they do not have their historical background.[60] As such, they are commonly used for recreational range shooting and WW2 historical reenactments, because the associated wear and tear (within reasonable limits) will not significantly diminish their value, as it would on original collectible examples. Manufacture of new tube guns ceased following the passage of the Firearm Owners Protection Act in 1986.
There are several semi-automatic variants and cosmetic replicas of the MP 40 available for civilian ownership in the U.S. Beginning in 2014, American Tactical Imports began importing an MP 40 replica manufactured by German Sporting Guns GmbH chambered in .22LR,[61] and since 2016 has also imported a pistol variant chambered in 9mm.[62] The .22LR variant features an all-metal construction with period-accurate Bakelite furniture, a folding stock, and a faux-suppressor to meet barrel length import requirements. The 9mm variant is classified as a pistol and therefore does not ship with a folding stock. Both variants are closed-bolt, blowback-operated semi-automatic firearms that vary substantially from originally manufactured MP 40s in internal operation, making them more of an affordable cosmetic replica than a faithful reproduction. Neither of the GSG-manufactured variants are compatible with originally manufactured MP 40 parts and magazines.[citation needed]
Family Guy Video Game is a game developed by High Voltage Software and published by 2K Games in 2006. It is based on the popular animated TV show Family Guy, featuring the characters of the show in a variety of gameplay styles. While the game received mixed reviews upon its release, it has since gained a cult following among fans of the show and video game enthusiasts. One aspect of Family Guy Video Game that has garnered attention in recent years is its speedrunning community. Speedrunning is the practice of completing a video game as quickly as possible, often with the use of glitches and exploits. It requires a deep knowledge of the game's mechanics and level design, as well as quick reflexes and problem-solving skills.
The speedrunning community for Family Guy Video Game is relatively small, but dedicated. The game is divided into different categories based on the game mode and the platform it is played on, such as any%, all levels, and glitchless. The world record for the any% category is currently held by a speedrunner named "Hansolo22," who completed the game in just under 50 minutes. One reason that Family Guy Video Game is a popular game for speedrunning is its varied gameplay styles. The game includes platforming, driving, and shooting segments, among others. This means that speedrunners must be proficient in each of these styles and be able to switch between them quickly and efficiently.
Another reason for the popularity of Family Guy Video Game speedrunning is the humor and charm of the game. The game features the same irreverent humor and pop culture references as the TV show, which makes it enjoyable to play and watch. The speedrunning community has also created their own memes and jokes related to the game, further adding to its appeal. While Family Guy Video Game may not be considered a classic or groundbreaking game, its speedrunning community has breathed new life into it. The dedication and passion of the speedrunners have created a fun and engaging subculture that celebrates the game's unique qualities. Whether you are a fan of Family Guy or just enjoy watching skilled gamers break records, the world of Family Guy Video Game speedrunning is definitely worth exploring.
One of the most interesting aspects of Family Guy video game speedrunning is the variety of categories and strategies that runners use to complete the game as quickly as possible. For example, some runners focus on glitching through walls or clipping through objects, while others rely on perfect execution of complex platforming sequences or combat mechanics. There are several different categories of speedruns for the Family Guy video game, each with its own set of rules and goals. One of the most popular categories is Any% Glitchless, which requires runners to complete the game as quickly as possible without using any glitches or exploits. This category requires a great deal of skill and precision, as runners must navigate the game's levels and combat encounters with maximum efficiency.
Another popular category is All Main Quests, which requires runners to complete every main quest in the game as quickly as possible. This category is more focused on routing and optimization, as runners must plan out the most efficient path through the game's various quests and dialogue sequences. Speedrunning Family Guy video game also requires a lot of practice and patience. Runners must spend countless hours memorizing every detail of the game's levels, combat encounters, and dialogue sequences in order to optimize their performance and achieve the fastest possible time. This level of dedication and focus is what sets speedrunners apart from casual players, and it is what makes watching Family Guy video game speedruns so exciting and entertaining. In conclusion, Family Guy video game speedrunning is a fascinating and challenging hobby that requires a combination of skill, strategy, and dedication. Whether you are a fan of the show or simply enjoy watching skilled gamers push the limits of what is possible in a video game, there is something truly special about this unique corner of the speedrunning community.
In addition to the challenges posed by glitches and randomness in the game, there is also the issue of optimizing speed and movement. Speedrunners spend countless hours practicing and refining their techniques to achieve the fastest possible times. This involves not only mastering the controls and movements of the character, but also developing strategies for efficiently completing tasks and navigating the game world.
Furthermore, speedrunning in the context of the Family Guy video game has a unique appeal due to the humor and references to the show. Fans of the show may enjoy seeing familiar characters and settings, while also appreciating the humor and satire present in the game. This creates a sense of nostalgia and fondness that can make speedrunning the game even more enjoyable.
Overall, speedrunning the Family Guy video game is a challenging and rewarding pursuit for gamers who enjoy pushing the limits of what is possible within a game. It requires a combination of skill, strategy, and perseverance to achieve a top time, and the sense of accomplishment that comes from breaking records and improving one's own personal best is truly satisfying.
Fallout: New Vegas is a post-apocalyptic role-playing game that takes place in the year 2281 in the aftermath of a nuclear war. The game is set in the Mojave Wasteland, which is located in the former state of Nevada. Throughout the game, the player encounters various factions vying for control of the region, each with their own beliefs, goals, and methods. However, the question remains, which is the best faction in Fallout: New Vegas?
The answer to this question is not straightforward, as each faction has its own strengths and weaknesses. However, after considering the game's story and various faction ideologies, it can be argued that the best faction in Fallout: New Vegas is the New California Republic (NCR).
The NCR is a democratic federation of states that aims to restore order and democracy in the wasteland. They have a well-established government, an army, and a police force that ensures the safety and security of their citizens. The NCR has a clear mission of spreading peace, justice, and democracy throughout the wasteland. Their beliefs are founded on the principles of democracy, capitalism, and individual freedom.
One of the significant advantages of siding with the NCR is the ability to enjoy their vast resources, which include a large military, advanced technologies, and access to clean water and electricity. Their society is well-organized, and they have a clear system of justice that ensures that everyone is held accountable for their actions.
Furthermore, the NCR is an ally of the player's hometown of Vault 101, and supporting them means aiding in the restoration of order and civilization. By siding with the NCR, the player can participate in several quests that contribute to their mission of restoring order and stability to the Mojave Wasteland.
However, the NCR is not without its flaws. They are expansionist and often overextend themselves, leading to corruption, wasteful spending, and strained resources. Additionally, their efforts to spread democracy can lead to conflicts with other factions and groups that do not share their beliefs.
Another faction that players often consider siding with is Caesar's Legion. This faction is an authoritarian society ruled by Caesar, a former member of the Followers of the Apocalypse. The Legion aims to restore order through force and discipline, using brutal methods to maintain control. While the Legion is an organized and efficient society, they are also brutal and have no regard for individual freedom or personal autonomy.
The third faction players can choose is Mr. House's New Vegas, a reclusive businessman who controls the Strip and aims to establish a new society based on technological advancements. While Mr. House is an intelligent and powerful figure, his motives and methods are questionable, and his society is not truly democratic.
In conclusion, while each faction has its own merits, it can be argued that the best faction in Fallout: New Vegas is the New California Republic. The NCR is a democratic federation that aims to restore order and democracy to the wasteland, and their society is well-organized, with clear systems of justice and resources that can aid the player in their quest. While they have their flaws, the NCR remains the most viable faction for players who seek to restore order and stability to the wasteland.
[THE LEGION]
In Fallout: New Vegas, the Caesar's Legion is one of the major factions that the player can interact with. The Legion is a society of warrior-slaves, based on the culture of ancient Rome. They are ruled by Caesar, a charismatic leader who seeks to conquer and unify the wasteland under his rule. The lore of the Legion is rich and complex, providing insight into their history, beliefs, and methods.
The origins of the Legion can be traced back to Edward Sallow, a member of the Followers of the Apocalypse. While on a mission to study the tribes of the wasteland, Sallow was captured by the Blackfoot tribe, who were at war with the neighboring tribes. Sallow was eventually spared and taken in by the tribe's leader, who taught him about the ancient Roman Empire. Sallow was impressed by the discipline, strength, and order of the Roman army, and he began to adopt their customs and tactics.
Sallow returned to the wasteland and formed the Legion, recruiting members from various tribes and communities. The Legion's culture is based on the ancient Roman society, with strict hierarchy and discipline. The Legion is divided into several ranks, with the Praetorian Guard serving as Caesar's personal bodyguards. The Legion also has an extensive slave system, with captured individuals from defeated tribes serving as laborers and soldiers.
The Legion's ideology is centered on the concept of survival of the fittest. They believe that the strong should rule over the weak, and that conquest and domination are necessary for survival in the harsh wasteland. The Legion is also vehemently anti-technology, viewing it as a corrupting influence that weakens individuals and societies. They seek to destroy all advanced technology, believing that the wasteland should return to a more primitive state.
The Legion's methods are brutal and oppressive. They use violence and fear to maintain control, with public executions and crucifixions as common forms of punishment. The Legion also practices slavery and forced labor, with women and children often being used as sex slaves. The Legion has a strict moral code, with severe punishments for offenses such as theft, cowardice, and disobedience.
Despite their brutal methods and oppressive society, the Legion has a strong sense of identity and loyalty. Members of the Legion are fiercely devoted to Caesar and their cause, believing that they are the only hope for the survival of humanity. The Legion is also highly effective in battle, with disciplined soldiers and expert tactics.
In conclusion, the lore of the Legion in Fallout: New Vegas is complex and intriguing. The Legion is a society of warrior-slaves, based on the culture of ancient Rome, with a strict hierarchy and discipline. Their ideology is centered on survival of the fittest, and they view conquest and domination as necessary for survival in the wasteland. While their methods are brutal and oppressive, the Legion has a strong sense of identity and loyalty, making them a formidable faction in the game.
One common criticism of the lore of Fallout: New Vegas is that it does not adequately explore the origins and motives of some of the factions. For example, the game does not provide a clear explanation for the Enclave's presence in the Mojave or their ultimate goals. Similarly, the motivations of the Brotherhood of Steel and the Followers of the Apocalypse could be further elaborated.
Another criticism is that the game's lore does not always align with the established lore of the Fallout universe. For example, some fans have pointed out inconsistencies in the portrayal of the Brotherhood of Steel, which is typically portrayed as isolationist and secretive, rather than actively engaging with the wider wasteland. Additionally, some of the game's lore conflicts with the lore established in previous Fallout games, such as the origins of the NCR and the role of the Enclave.
Overall, while the lore of Fallout: New Vegas is generally well-regarded, there are some areas where it could be improved to better align with the established lore of the Fallout universe and provide more in-depth exploration of some factions and their motivations.
[THE NCR]
In Fallout: New Vegas, the New California Republic (NCR) is a major faction that the player can interact with. The NCR is a democratic government based on the values of pre-war America, and they seek to establish law and order in the wasteland. The lore of the NCR is rich and complex, providing insight into their history, beliefs, and methods.
The origins of the NCR can be traced back to a group of survivors who settled in the ruins of California after the Great War. The NCR was founded in 2186, when the settlers came together to form a democratic government based on the principles of the old world. The NCR's early years were marked by internal conflicts and external threats, but they eventually established themselves as a powerful force in the wasteland.
The NCR's ideology is centered on democracy and individual freedom. They believe in the rule of law and justice, and they seek to protect the people of the wasteland from the dangers of the post-apocalyptic world. The NCR also values technological progress, and they seek to rebuild and advance the technology of the pre-war world.
The NCR's methods are primarily diplomatic and bureaucratic. They use diplomacy and negotiation to solve conflicts, and they have established a system of laws and regulations to maintain order in their territories. The NCR also has a strong military presence, with the NCR Army serving as their main fighting force. The NCR Army is made up of volunteers and conscripts, and they are known for their discipline and professionalism.
Despite their ideals and good intentions, the NCR is not without its flaws. The NCR is plagued by corruption and bureaucracy, with politicians and bureaucrats more concerned with their own interests than the welfare of the people. The NCR is also stretched thin, with their territories spread out over a large area, making it difficult to provide adequate protection and resources to all their citizens.
Despite their flaws, the NCR is a force for good in the wasteland. They have established law and order in many areas, and they provide a sense of stability and hope for the people of the wasteland. The NCR's dedication to democracy and individual freedom sets them apart from other factions in the game, and they serve as a beacon of hope for the future of the wasteland.
In conclusion, the lore of the NCR in Fallout: New Vegas is complex and compelling. The NCR is a democratic government based on the values of pre-war America, and they seek to establish law and order in the wasteland. Their ideology is centered on democracy and individual freedom, and they value technological progress. While their methods are primarily diplomatic and bureaucratic, the NCR is not without its flaws. Despite this, the NCR serves as a force for good in the wasteland, providing stability and hope for the future of humanity.
The answer to this question is not straightforward, as each faction has its own strengths and weaknesses. However, after considering the game's story and various faction ideologies, it can be argued that the best faction in Fallout: New Vegas is the New California Republic (NCR).
The NCR is a democratic federation of states that aims to restore order and democracy in the wasteland. They have a well-established government, an army, and a police force that ensures the safety and security of their citizens. The NCR has a clear mission of spreading peace, justice, and democracy throughout the wasteland. Their beliefs are founded on the principles of democracy, capitalism, and individual freedom.
One of the significant advantages of siding with the NCR is the ability to enjoy their vast resources, which include a large military, advanced technologies, and access to clean water and electricity. Their society is well-organized, and they have a clear system of justice that ensures that everyone is held accountable for their actions.
Furthermore, the NCR is an ally of the player's hometown of Vault 101, and supporting them means aiding in the restoration of order and civilization. By siding with the NCR, the player can participate in several quests that contribute to their mission of restoring order and stability to the Mojave Wasteland.
However, the NCR is not without its flaws. They are expansionist and often overextend themselves, leading to corruption, wasteful spending, and strained resources. Additionally, their efforts to spread democracy can lead to conflicts with other factions and groups that do not share their beliefs.
Another faction that players often consider siding with is Caesar's Legion. This faction is an authoritarian society ruled by Caesar, a former member of the Followers of the Apocalypse. The Legion aims to restore order through force and discipline, using brutal methods to maintain control. While the Legion is an organized and efficient society, they are also brutal and have no regard for individual freedom or personal autonomy.
The third faction players can choose is Mr. House's New Vegas, a reclusive businessman who controls the Strip and aims to establish a new society based on technological advancements. While Mr. House is an intelligent and powerful figure, his motives and methods are questionable, and his society is not truly democratic.
In conclusion, while each faction has its own merits, it can be argued that the best faction in Fallout: New Vegas is the New California Republic. The NCR is a democratic federation that aims to restore order and democracy to the wasteland, and their society is well-organized, with clear systems of justice and resources that can aid the player in their quest. While they have their flaws, the NCR remains the most viable faction for players who seek to restore order and stability to the wasteland.
[THE LEGION]
In Fallout: New Vegas, the Caesar's Legion is one of the major factions that the player can interact with. The Legion is a society of warrior-slaves, based on the culture of ancient Rome. They are ruled by Caesar, a charismatic leader who seeks to conquer and unify the wasteland under his rule. The lore of the Legion is rich and complex, providing insight into their history, beliefs, and methods.
The origins of the Legion can be traced back to Edward Sallow, a member of the Followers of the Apocalypse. While on a mission to study the tribes of the wasteland, Sallow was captured by the Blackfoot tribe, who were at war with the neighboring tribes. Sallow was eventually spared and taken in by the tribe's leader, who taught him about the ancient Roman Empire. Sallow was impressed by the discipline, strength, and order of the Roman army, and he began to adopt their customs and tactics.
Sallow returned to the wasteland and formed the Legion, recruiting members from various tribes and communities. The Legion's culture is based on the ancient Roman society, with strict hierarchy and discipline. The Legion is divided into several ranks, with the Praetorian Guard serving as Caesar's personal bodyguards. The Legion also has an extensive slave system, with captured individuals from defeated tribes serving as laborers and soldiers.
The Legion's ideology is centered on the concept of survival of the fittest. They believe that the strong should rule over the weak, and that conquest and domination are necessary for survival in the harsh wasteland. The Legion is also vehemently anti-technology, viewing it as a corrupting influence that weakens individuals and societies. They seek to destroy all advanced technology, believing that the wasteland should return to a more primitive state.
The Legion's methods are brutal and oppressive. They use violence and fear to maintain control, with public executions and crucifixions as common forms of punishment. The Legion also practices slavery and forced labor, with women and children often being used as sex slaves. The Legion has a strict moral code, with severe punishments for offenses such as theft, cowardice, and disobedience.
Despite their brutal methods and oppressive society, the Legion has a strong sense of identity and loyalty. Members of the Legion are fiercely devoted to Caesar and their cause, believing that they are the only hope for the survival of humanity. The Legion is also highly effective in battle, with disciplined soldiers and expert tactics.
In conclusion, the lore of the Legion in Fallout: New Vegas is complex and intriguing. The Legion is a society of warrior-slaves, based on the culture of ancient Rome, with a strict hierarchy and discipline. Their ideology is centered on survival of the fittest, and they view conquest and domination as necessary for survival in the wasteland. While their methods are brutal and oppressive, the Legion has a strong sense of identity and loyalty, making them a formidable faction in the game.
One common criticism of the lore of Fallout: New Vegas is that it does not adequately explore the origins and motives of some of the factions. For example, the game does not provide a clear explanation for the Enclave's presence in the Mojave or their ultimate goals. Similarly, the motivations of the Brotherhood of Steel and the Followers of the Apocalypse could be further elaborated.
Another criticism is that the game's lore does not always align with the established lore of the Fallout universe. For example, some fans have pointed out inconsistencies in the portrayal of the Brotherhood of Steel, which is typically portrayed as isolationist and secretive, rather than actively engaging with the wider wasteland. Additionally, some of the game's lore conflicts with the lore established in previous Fallout games, such as the origins of the NCR and the role of the Enclave.
Overall, while the lore of Fallout: New Vegas is generally well-regarded, there are some areas where it could be improved to better align with the established lore of the Fallout universe and provide more in-depth exploration of some factions and their motivations.
[THE NCR]
In Fallout: New Vegas, the New California Republic (NCR) is a major faction that the player can interact with. The NCR is a democratic government based on the values of pre-war America, and they seek to establish law and order in the wasteland. The lore of the NCR is rich and complex, providing insight into their history, beliefs, and methods.
The origins of the NCR can be traced back to a group of survivors who settled in the ruins of California after the Great War. The NCR was founded in 2186, when the settlers came together to form a democratic government based on the principles of the old world. The NCR's early years were marked by internal conflicts and external threats, but they eventually established themselves as a powerful force in the wasteland.
The NCR's ideology is centered on democracy and individual freedom. They believe in the rule of law and justice, and they seek to protect the people of the wasteland from the dangers of the post-apocalyptic world. The NCR also values technological progress, and they seek to rebuild and advance the technology of the pre-war world.
The NCR's methods are primarily diplomatic and bureaucratic. They use diplomacy and negotiation to solve conflicts, and they have established a system of laws and regulations to maintain order in their territories. The NCR also has a strong military presence, with the NCR Army serving as their main fighting force. The NCR Army is made up of volunteers and conscripts, and they are known for their discipline and professionalism.
Despite their ideals and good intentions, the NCR is not without its flaws. The NCR is plagued by corruption and bureaucracy, with politicians and bureaucrats more concerned with their own interests than the welfare of the people. The NCR is also stretched thin, with their territories spread out over a large area, making it difficult to provide adequate protection and resources to all their citizens.
Despite their flaws, the NCR is a force for good in the wasteland. They have established law and order in many areas, and they provide a sense of stability and hope for the people of the wasteland. The NCR's dedication to democracy and individual freedom sets them apart from other factions in the game, and they serve as a beacon of hope for the future of the wasteland.
In conclusion, the lore of the NCR in Fallout: New Vegas is complex and compelling. The NCR is a democratic government based on the values of pre-war America, and they seek to establish law and order in the wasteland. Their ideology is centered on democracy and individual freedom, and they value technological progress. While their methods are primarily diplomatic and bureaucratic, the NCR is not without its flaws. Despite this, the NCR serves as a force for good in the wasteland, providing stability and hope for the future of humanity.
What Is Delta Green?
Good question, my friend. Very good question, indeed.
A long time ago, I asked that very same question of a fellow at the Library of Congress. I’ve been asked that same question maybe a dozen times since then. I’d like to tell you differently, but I handed those guys the same line of bullshit that I got served behind the rare-books stacks. It’s the same line you’re going to get today.
I suppose I could wax poetic. You know, like: “If the intelligence community was a family, Delta Green would be the uncle nobody talks about.” Or more accurately: “Being in Delta Green is like being on a garbage scow that’s sinking, and all around the water’s on fire.” Got that one from Tom Waits. After a few Delta Green ops, your life’ll start to feel like a Tom Waits tune. Except when I dream, I’m never innocent.
My dreams — now there’s a subject. They’re like a continuous reel of operational disasters; some real, some imagined. Up until three years ago I was mixing bourbon with prescription REM-sleep suppressants to get through the night. Then I had my first breakdown. A.A. was out of the question — what the hell would I tell my sponsor? What could I say to a therapist? I’d get diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic in minutes. Delta Green isn’t supposed to exist. There are no support groups for agents who unravel. I think we lose more agents from mental burnout than from physical casualties.
So, what is Delta Green?
The good news is, I haven’t begun lying to you yet. As your cell leader, I’ll get around to that sooner or later. You can count on it. You work for Delta Green and you can be sure at some point, someone is going to decide there’s some piece of information your cell doesn’t need to know for its mission, and it’s going to cost lives. I guarantee it.
The bad news is, I haven’t answered your question. And I may never. I’m not really sure I know the answer. There have been times that I thought I knew, and every time I’ve been wrong.
How about an easy question? Like, “Who am I?” Well, I’m just what it says in my file: “Special Agent Henry Dodge has failed his second psychological fitness review and, due to his near-suicidal disregard for personal safety, can no longer be recommended for field assignments.”
So, I’m a psycho-burnout fed with a death wish. Just the kinda guy Delta Green goes trawling for. Just like you’re going to be, unless you get killed first. Why would a covert government agency want a guy like me? Because only a psycho-burnout with a death wish would take a Delta Green assignment.
Did I say “covert government agency?” Is Delta Green a covert government agency? Well, yes — sort of.
Or, at least, once upon a time.
Once upon a time there was a group of men — back then it was almost all men — who could see clearly and who were willing to take responsibility to do what needed doing. They were called Delta Green. However, while doing what needed to get done, they did it wrong. Hence, Delta Green no longer exists. Officially, anyways. Not the way it did in the old days.
We still see, and we still do what needs to get done, only today if we get caught doing what needs to get done, we’ll be doing time. Because no one in their right mind is ever going to believe what needs to get done.
What needs to get done? For a start, books need to be burned, artifacts smashed into powder, and men need to be silenced. Most of all, the future must never be allowed to become the present.
You might hear rumors that the old program has come back. That there are agents and operatives with DELTA GREEN clearance who get tasked with missions that nobody else is allowed to know about. If anybody asks you about that, you don’t know and you don’t want to know. Anybody that you meet with that clearance is going to either turn you into an asset or plant you in the ground. They think they’re doing God’s work and that we’re just renegades and outlaws. They’re only right about the last part.
We have to keep all these things away from humanity. The second someone tells you it’s an official mission, that’s only because someone even higher up wants to make a score. They want to dig up a horror that doesn’t follow natural laws and bring it into a lab. They want to study it and turn it loose on the world. They’re dumb enough to think that they’re smart enough to control it. It doesn’t matter how many times that scheme backfires or how many people die. The scientists will get to look like geniuses, their corporate masters will make billions, and they’ll find a way to cover it up. The agents who did the dirty work get a pat on the back and a pass on the next round of budget cuts.
Worst of all, they tell themselves they fought the good fight.
We know better. Pretty soon you will, too.
Now we’re on to the big question: What does Delta Green want from you? Nothing short of the rest of your life.
Delta Green — the real Delta Green, not the code-word patsies in the DoD — wants you to pick up where I left off, doing what I’ve been doing for the last ten years. I’ve falsified official reports. Lied under oath. Planted evidence. Stolen and destroyed evidence. Stolen and destroyed federal property. Run illegal wiretaps. Abused the power and authority of my office. Gone AWOL. Committed arson, burglary, grand larceny, aggravated assault, battery, and homicide. On three of those occasions it was cold-blooded murder. And all in the name of doing the jobs nobody else can or will. Of saving lives that nobody else can save.
It ought to make me feel untouchable. Above the law. All it does is make my stomach churn and my head pound, and make me want that first drink so goddamn badly I think I’m going to crawl out of my skin. And the really scary thing is that once I’m taken off the FBI active-duty list, I’ll have even more time to devote to Delta Green ops. More opportunities to get pulled apart like a gingerbread man. More reasons to claw out my own eyes. More chances to collect a thousand more memories I don’t want to have.
And once you’re in, you’re in for life. You don’t retire. You don’t quit. Even after you screw up your career with whichever alphabet-soup agency you call home and find yourself with an early retirement, you’re still not out. Not ever. I’ve seen a guy out of the game for over twenty years get the call for one more Night at the Opera. Damnedest thing is, he just packed his bag, kissed his wife, and left with me without so much as a blink of hesitation. He was a good man. A goddamn good man.
It’s your own fault, you know. If that last case report hadn’t had that “paranormal bouquet” we never would have given you the call. You handled yourself well, though. You got the job done. You saw through what should be and saw what was really going on. And when that thing came flapping down from the stars, its wings sparkling with ice crystals it picked up from Saturn’s rings, you kept your cool and put it down. You covered it up well, too. You disposed of what couldn’t be explained, cooked up a decent cover story to match the forensics, and kept your mouth shut. You did good. It’s just that we know what to look for.
So, now you need to decide. Do you close your eyes to what you’ve seen and go back to sleep? Or do you come with this psycho burnout and do the impossible against the unbelievable and keep the future at bay for another day?
What’s it going to be? In or out?
Yeah? You dumb shit.
A long time ago, I asked that very same question of a fellow at the Library of Congress. I’ve been asked that same question maybe a dozen times since then. I’d like to tell you differently, but I handed those guys the same line of bullshit that I got served behind the rare-books stacks. It’s the same line you’re going to get today.
I suppose I could wax poetic. You know, like: “If the intelligence community was a family, Delta Green would be the uncle nobody talks about.” Or more accurately: “Being in Delta Green is like being on a garbage scow that’s sinking, and all around the water’s on fire.” Got that one from Tom Waits. After a few Delta Green ops, your life’ll start to feel like a Tom Waits tune. Except when I dream, I’m never innocent.
My dreams — now there’s a subject. They’re like a continuous reel of operational disasters; some real, some imagined. Up until three years ago I was mixing bourbon with prescription REM-sleep suppressants to get through the night. Then I had my first breakdown. A.A. was out of the question — what the hell would I tell my sponsor? What could I say to a therapist? I’d get diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic in minutes. Delta Green isn’t supposed to exist. There are no support groups for agents who unravel. I think we lose more agents from mental burnout than from physical casualties.
So, what is Delta Green?
The good news is, I haven’t begun lying to you yet. As your cell leader, I’ll get around to that sooner or later. You can count on it. You work for Delta Green and you can be sure at some point, someone is going to decide there’s some piece of information your cell doesn’t need to know for its mission, and it’s going to cost lives. I guarantee it.
The bad news is, I haven’t answered your question. And I may never. I’m not really sure I know the answer. There have been times that I thought I knew, and every time I’ve been wrong.
How about an easy question? Like, “Who am I?” Well, I’m just what it says in my file: “Special Agent Henry Dodge has failed his second psychological fitness review and, due to his near-suicidal disregard for personal safety, can no longer be recommended for field assignments.”
So, I’m a psycho-burnout fed with a death wish. Just the kinda guy Delta Green goes trawling for. Just like you’re going to be, unless you get killed first. Why would a covert government agency want a guy like me? Because only a psycho-burnout with a death wish would take a Delta Green assignment.
Did I say “covert government agency?” Is Delta Green a covert government agency? Well, yes — sort of.
Or, at least, once upon a time.
Once upon a time there was a group of men — back then it was almost all men — who could see clearly and who were willing to take responsibility to do what needed doing. They were called Delta Green. However, while doing what needed to get done, they did it wrong. Hence, Delta Green no longer exists. Officially, anyways. Not the way it did in the old days.
We still see, and we still do what needs to get done, only today if we get caught doing what needs to get done, we’ll be doing time. Because no one in their right mind is ever going to believe what needs to get done.
What needs to get done? For a start, books need to be burned, artifacts smashed into powder, and men need to be silenced. Most of all, the future must never be allowed to become the present.
You might hear rumors that the old program has come back. That there are agents and operatives with DELTA GREEN clearance who get tasked with missions that nobody else is allowed to know about. If anybody asks you about that, you don’t know and you don’t want to know. Anybody that you meet with that clearance is going to either turn you into an asset or plant you in the ground. They think they’re doing God’s work and that we’re just renegades and outlaws. They’re only right about the last part.
We have to keep all these things away from humanity. The second someone tells you it’s an official mission, that’s only because someone even higher up wants to make a score. They want to dig up a horror that doesn’t follow natural laws and bring it into a lab. They want to study it and turn it loose on the world. They’re dumb enough to think that they’re smart enough to control it. It doesn’t matter how many times that scheme backfires or how many people die. The scientists will get to look like geniuses, their corporate masters will make billions, and they’ll find a way to cover it up. The agents who did the dirty work get a pat on the back and a pass on the next round of budget cuts.
Worst of all, they tell themselves they fought the good fight.
We know better. Pretty soon you will, too.
Now we’re on to the big question: What does Delta Green want from you? Nothing short of the rest of your life.
Delta Green — the real Delta Green, not the code-word patsies in the DoD — wants you to pick up where I left off, doing what I’ve been doing for the last ten years. I’ve falsified official reports. Lied under oath. Planted evidence. Stolen and destroyed evidence. Stolen and destroyed federal property. Run illegal wiretaps. Abused the power and authority of my office. Gone AWOL. Committed arson, burglary, grand larceny, aggravated assault, battery, and homicide. On three of those occasions it was cold-blooded murder. And all in the name of doing the jobs nobody else can or will. Of saving lives that nobody else can save.
It ought to make me feel untouchable. Above the law. All it does is make my stomach churn and my head pound, and make me want that first drink so goddamn badly I think I’m going to crawl out of my skin. And the really scary thing is that once I’m taken off the FBI active-duty list, I’ll have even more time to devote to Delta Green ops. More opportunities to get pulled apart like a gingerbread man. More reasons to claw out my own eyes. More chances to collect a thousand more memories I don’t want to have.
And once you’re in, you’re in for life. You don’t retire. You don’t quit. Even after you screw up your career with whichever alphabet-soup agency you call home and find yourself with an early retirement, you’re still not out. Not ever. I’ve seen a guy out of the game for over twenty years get the call for one more Night at the Opera. Damnedest thing is, he just packed his bag, kissed his wife, and left with me without so much as a blink of hesitation. He was a good man. A goddamn good man.
It’s your own fault, you know. If that last case report hadn’t had that “paranormal bouquet” we never would have given you the call. You handled yourself well, though. You got the job done. You saw through what should be and saw what was really going on. And when that thing came flapping down from the stars, its wings sparkling with ice crystals it picked up from Saturn’s rings, you kept your cool and put it down. You covered it up well, too. You disposed of what couldn’t be explained, cooked up a decent cover story to match the forensics, and kept your mouth shut. You did good. It’s just that we know what to look for.
So, now you need to decide. Do you close your eyes to what you’ve seen and go back to sleep? Or do you come with this psycho burnout and do the impossible against the unbelievable and keep the future at bay for another day?
What’s it going to be? In or out?
Yeah? You dumb shit.
i think about quantum immortality sometimes, like the concept wherein you die but your mind gets zapped the the most similar alternate universe but where you arent dead. and then i think like what would happen to a caveman when they were to reach the age of 100 or something because the universes in which they would somehow be able to survive that long would have to be so completely different from out own that it would be jarring and boggling over and over again. and then theres the part where like what if you just infinitely get your life prolonged by matters of milliseconds at a time to the point where you are just a garbled mess of barely firing neurons.
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