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Suggestion: Civil Protection Stun Baton your Nuts

Equinox

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What if the Civil Protection had to smack your nuts with the stun baton? Omg. That'd be so scary and dark and immersive guys. Cause the Combine are like a cold heartless machine right so they want to instill fear. I think it would be very scary if the Civil Protection units had you face them and they just slammed your nuts with the stun baton. It would create lots of epic, immersive, scary roleplay and would really show how evil the Combine are. Like you are just walking down the street and a Combine Civil Protection unit of City 24 just shoves you to the ground by surprise and slams his electric stun baton into your balls. Imagine how painful and dark that'd be guys! They'd be so sore and swollen too. You'd have to waddle to the work shift after that. Sometimes you'd have to go to the CMU after and the nurse would have to touch your swollen red electrified balls, but she could call the Civil Protection because only anti-citizens get beat, and they'd just slap your nuts again! Very grimdark and tragic and fits Half Life 2 Roleplay perfectly. Like any unit could do it. It'd be so scary. Even a female civil protection unit could bust down your apartment door while you are asleep and order you to strip before smashing your poor little nuts with their stun baton. How would you cope with that mentally? Maybe she would like it? That'd be so sadistic and cruel if the CP unit, who was a girl, shock slammed your testicles in the middle of the night. It'd truly show how evil and terrible the Combine are. Like she'd probably feel really bad for bashing your tiny breen water'd nuts but after enough times having to fulfill her quota she'd probably laugh while doing it. Then she'd tell all her Civil Protection comrades who'd probably laugh at you cause you got your balls smashed! That'd be so embarrassing and cruel but would leave room for lots of character development! And then some loyalist would find out, and probably tell all the citizens, and then EVERYBODY is laughing...
 
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