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IT'S ME, TERRY TIBBS. TALK TO ME.
Occupation:
Professional car salesman and entrepreneur by trade and I owned five Maseratis in the 1970s.
Age:
50
Gender:
MAN
Birthplace:
Rickmansworth, Hertfordshire.
Ethnicity:
I'm a white man, so what?
Hair Style and Colour:
Bald. Beautiful.
Eye Colour:
Blue as a monks bollock.
Accent:
Cockney English. Real English. Not that American baloney.
Height:
6 feet 1 Inch.
Weight:
190 pounds.
Sexual Orientation
Come find out. Talk to me!
Languages:
English. Sales.
Family:
Name: Lionell Tibbs
Age: 28
Affiliation: Son
Description: My Lionell is such a good boy. So much like his daddy.
Physical Description:
I'm a fine strapping animal of a man and had lots of beautiful models in my time. I have a sexy bald head and aesthetically pleasing features (this stripper in Munich said so).
Backstory:
I'm a car salesman by trade and I'm bloody good at it! I like to play a lot of golf in my free time, but who could blame Terry? It's a good sport! Did I mention I owned five Maseratis in the 1970s? Beautiful car, beautiful.
I've had 6 wives in my lifetime and other relationships here and there. The stripper in Munich was my first love. I also met a Swedish woman, got a hotel room, made love for 9 hours and I turn around and terry gets a face full of balls. I tell her that I don't appreciate her messing terry around. My first wife was the quiet type, talk to me I said, met her while selling fireplaces door-to-door. We made love over my Italian fireplace. My second wife was Esmerelda and she couldn't drive. My third wife was Trudy and I don't want to talk about that one. I married an underaged female in Ukraine but I was very, very drunk, it was definitely an accident and bing bang bong, I served my time for that kerfuffle.
My showroom was located in central London and I sold a lot of cars. One of them being a Jaguar. I got rid of that in 1982 but I'd enquire about anything. Camper vans, coffins, fridge-freezers, Hi-Fi cabinets, ten-foot paddling pools, wooden ladders, Italian fireplaces, Bronze salmon sculptures. You name it, talk to Terry, I'd buy it then sell it double the price! Terry Tibbs.
I had some good security too. George Agdgdgwngo. Good Ugandan man. I also occasionally employed my little boy Lionel.
If you don't believe how good I am at business I produced my own MERCHANDISE and had my own show, Lizards Lair. "How to do business with Terry Tibbs" on CD and a 7" gramophone record and then I also had my book "Tibbs, Thank you and Good Night" and it all made me, Terry Tibbs a millionaire.
Beautiful.
Much Love.
Thank you, goodnight.
Voice:
Pictures of Terry:
Terry's Diary:
Entry number one, by me, Terry Tibbs.
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