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The mysterious American working at Bonk! Energy.
After the recent tragic and sudden passing of Bonk! Energy’s CEO, the company was left in a state of disarray. Plagued with scandal after scandal, with the contract with C24 almost falling through, and the unfortunate incident at Mellon Manor that prevented the South America deal, the company was in complete chaos. And with it, the cabal that ran it. Everyone wanted to pull the company in their own direction, wanting to benefit no one but themselves in where they took Bonk! Energy. One man wanted to make it exclusive to the Asian Cities, while another wanted to sell the entire brand to Bob Soda. Days and days of bickering and infighting, filled with their own “unfortunate” deaths. However, throughout the interim period of insanity there was one notable figure throughout it all. In the sea of Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, and various other East Asian workers was one American there throughout it all. Some say he became rich before the enlightenment by rug-pulling some investors, using that money to make his way up the corporate ladder, others say he was a reporter that helped his local government with a cover-up, and when they faced consequences he was the only one to have gotten away scot-free with the hush money. Either way, not much is known about the mysterious monolith that is Samuel Haze, except that he loves to workout and he often gets the deals he’s sent to make.
A picture of Haze making a deal “In the moment” as he often likes to say… people still don’t know what he means by that, or why he acts the way he does.
Through the chaos, Haze continued to work, not letting the petty bickering and infighting of his colleagues get in the way. Everyday he would do the same thing, wake up, workout, go to meetings. For about a month, anyone not working at Bonk! Energy would have thought Samuel was the only employee of the entire company. And as his face was there for more and more deals, it very quickly started to become synonymous with the brand itself. Whether intended or not is unknown, however it doesn’t seem to bother Mr. Haze. In fact, he seems delighted by it, saying how his “…buddy Breen won’t be the only one with his face and name spreading across the world”. As the outside world began to know the name Samuel Haze more and more, his partners at Bonk! realized… it was too late to take care of him. He had just accomplished the largest and friendliest hostile takeover of a company. And he got away with it.
A picture of Haze of when he and Breen went shooting. He says to be a part of some club with him.
The mysterious American working at Bonk! Energy.
After the recent tragic and sudden passing of Bonk! Energy’s CEO, the company was left in a state of disarray. Plagued with scandal after scandal, with the contract with C24 almost falling through, and the unfortunate incident at Mellon Manor that prevented the South America deal, the company was in complete chaos. And with it, the cabal that ran it. Everyone wanted to pull the company in their own direction, wanting to benefit no one but themselves in where they took Bonk! Energy. One man wanted to make it exclusive to the Asian Cities, while another wanted to sell the entire brand to Bob Soda. Days and days of bickering and infighting, filled with their own “unfortunate” deaths. However, throughout the interim period of insanity there was one notable figure throughout it all. In the sea of Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, and various other East Asian workers was one American there throughout it all. Some say he became rich before the enlightenment by rug-pulling some investors, using that money to make his way up the corporate ladder, others say he was a reporter that helped his local government with a cover-up, and when they faced consequences he was the only one to have gotten away scot-free with the hush money. Either way, not much is known about the mysterious monolith that is Samuel Haze, except that he loves to workout and he often gets the deals he’s sent to make.
A picture of Haze making a deal “In the moment” as he often likes to say… people still don’t know what he means by that, or why he acts the way he does.
Through the chaos, Haze continued to work, not letting the petty bickering and infighting of his colleagues get in the way. Everyday he would do the same thing, wake up, workout, go to meetings. For about a month, anyone not working at Bonk! Energy would have thought Samuel was the only employee of the entire company. And as his face was there for more and more deals, it very quickly started to become synonymous with the brand itself. Whether intended or not is unknown, however it doesn’t seem to bother Mr. Haze. In fact, he seems delighted by it, saying how his “…buddy Breen won’t be the only one with his face and name spreading across the world”. As the outside world began to know the name Samuel Haze more and more, his partners at Bonk! realized… it was too late to take care of him. He had just accomplished the largest and friendliest hostile takeover of a company. And he got away with it.
A picture of Haze of when he and Breen went shooting. He says to be a part of some club with him.
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