The Office: Short Story

[joe moter]

You; the player, work at Dunder Mifflin.

The goal is to sell tons of paper before the day ends.
There will be wild pranks, events, and your boss Michael.

Dwight Shrute - 0/1
Dwight Schrute is an eccentric, ambitious, and socially awkward salesman at Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch, known for his loyalty, competitiveness, and quirky personality.​

Key traits:
- Obsessed with Battlestar Galactica, martial arts, weapons, and survivalism.
- Beet farmer: Lives on his family’s beet farm with his cousin Mose.
- Authority-driven: Former volunteer sheriff’s deputy, obsessed with rules and hierarchy.
- Catchphrases & humor: Famous for lines like “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” and his constant attempts to outshine Jim Halpert, who often pranks him.

Jim Halpert - 0/1
Jim Halpert is the charming, witty salesman at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, best known for his pranks on Dwight and his slow-burn romance with Pam.​

Key Traits
- Prankster spirit: Jim’s most iconic dynamic is with Dwight Schrute, whom he constantly pranks (like moving Dwight’s desk into the bathroom or impersonating him with “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”).
- Career growth: Jim moves between Scranton and Stamford branches, eventually becoming Co-Regional Manager alongside Michael Scott, and later pursues his own sports marketing company, Athlead.

- Personality: Easygoing, sarcastic, and often the “straight man” to the absurdity around him, Jim embodies the audience’s perspective within the chaos of the office.


Other character - 0/∞
Sell paper damn it.


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[joe moter]

Forgot to mention: I am Michael.

 

[boots]

sign up for short stories and this can become a reality

 

[Atom]

peak

 

[Wraygun]

It's happening.

 

[Atom]

needs more sopranos

 

[Czesui]

Discord Username: Automaton#430650978504

Role: Other character

Why I would be good for the role: I am well known and respected in the stalker and "mindless killing machine" community, I think it should be rather easy to play the role of (generic office slave position) ^v^.

Name of character: Search-Kill-Drone #70670607560765
Small backstory: Search-Kill-Drone #70670607560765; previously know as Enzo Sopranini Velnentino was conscripted by an evil science man and made into an evil mindless drone. He now sees his past mistakes, and instead of stealing people's spines he tries his chances in a simple office job. Also he has no face or legs but someone painted a smiley with a sharpy on his "face"

Notes ^-^: It is painful to be alive, ow​

Beep Boop​

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[Malic]

Discord Username: Cilam
Role: Customer
Why I would be good for the role: I often try to write really creative /mes about using a CID to pay for things in the past on the main server.

Name of character: William Stoner
Small backstory:

Being an Adjunct Professor in the English Department of Baylor University who is often times at odds with the administration; William Stoner has been tasked with the rather unpleasant trip to Scranton to negotiate a new deal on paper being shipped to the University.