Marfarious
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Gathered congregation of the faithful, we stand before the threshold of a momentous occasion. Our brother, in his unwavering commitment to the path of enlightenment, has agreed to undergo the sanctified transformation of the headcrab.
This is not a choice made lightly, for the journey ahead is not one of ease or comfort. The headcrab is the vessel through which we, the wretched unworthy will gain access to the divine truths of the universe, unlocking the full potential of the human mind and embracing the infinite wisdom that lies beyond.
Fear not the headcrab, for it is a sacred tool, entrusted to us by the cosmic forces that guide our journey. And as our brother undergoes the transformation, we will be here to support and guide him, ever vigilant in our devotion to the one truth.
So let us now proceed, with reverence and awe, crowning the Celestial Parasite upon our brother's brow, marking the beginning of his journey towards enlightenment. And let us remember, always, that the path to knowledge is not without peril, but those who are steadfast in their devotion shall be rewarded with wisdom beyond measure.
Thus we say, so be it.
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