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"...talking... cave monster... stole... my... bible." The Composer concluded this page of his journal with an audible "Hmph", before closing it. "There we go. I just added that to the 'List Of True Events In My Life That I'd Get Institutionalized For Talking About'. What do you think, Blackantler?"Jacob looked down at the alien moose he was using as a mount. It didn't respond - it just kept walking. "You know," he began. "to be honest, I think Blackantler would be a better name for your species, not just a name for you. What's a good taxonomical name for an alien deer with distinct black antlers?"
He tapped his chin. "Kindly Alien Moose. And in Latin, that's..." he paused, looking off into the canopies, where he watched as Panthereyes hopped across tentacle-wrapped branches.
"That's..."
He couldn't quite finish his sentence, for his eyes set upon something on the ground. Blackantler stopped moving, and he stared down at the same thing Jacob was looking at. "That's what I think it is, isn't it?"
Etched deep within the mossy dirt below was an absolutely colossal print. A hoofprint - with three protruding indents. Jacob looked ahead, and saw more of them, passing by them as Blackantler cautiously treaded. More hoofprints - but not just prints, heaps of ash, too, where carcasses lay burnt to crisps, some partially devoured, some clearly just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Blackantler stopped at one particular print, and from the glowing bushes around, some animals emerged. Jacob shook his head slowly as they surrounded their brethren.
Yellow, three-legged animals with blue stripes on their backs. Faces filled with eyes, no mouths, no noses. Just eyes. The word "Hamdog" appeared in Jacob's mind. He hopped off of Blackantler's back, slowly approaching the scene where the Houndeyes were gathering.
Corpses on the ground lay singed. The Houndeyes were gathering around their charred brethren, and Jacob realized, now, just how benign the zones he had just been in truly were. The bodies burned alive, surely trying to escape the huge creature. He looked at one of the Houndeyes, and it made a quiet humming sound, one that instilled Jacob with a sense of sadness. Mourning. He knelt down, placing his hand over the back of the poor creature, stroking it so as to comfort the alien dog.
He watched as they moved forward, in the direction where the enormous hoofprints had been making their rounds, and then ran away, as if they feared for what was beyond that threshold.
Jacob understood why. Whatever had slaughtered the Houndeyes would surely slaughter their brethren, too. And, Jacob inferred, will surely want to slaughter me.
But he needed to remain resolute. He turned around, approaching Blackantler, who was crunching on one of the glowing leaves protruding from an alien shrub. He hopped up onto its back once it finished eating - he understood its need to have nutrition. They would both need their strength for the challenges that surely awaited ahead.
"Let's go, Blackantler."
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Jacob pushed forward on Blackantler's back, holding the base of the antlers as tightly as he could to secure himself, in case the beast started running for any reason. As he went beyond the veil where the Houndeyes were too afraid to cross, he saw precisely why - for the Xen flora and fauna around him, the shrubs, the flowers, the tendril-wrapped trees, all of them were scarred by piercing flame.
Blackantler groaned in discomfort, afraid, evidently, to go further. Jacob petted its neck in reassurance. "Don't worry," he sighed. "We'll be fine. You and I will both be fine." Soon enough, the alien animal was resolute enough to go forward again.
The next few minutes were uneventful. Jacob stared in awe at the beautiful flora and fauna around this cancerous zone at first, but his expression devolved into fear, into sorrow as he watched such things reduced to ash. His gaze turned to the right, setting on trees that had been reduced to charcoal, along with the Xen growths which had taken a liking to them.
One tree, tall and thin, now fit only to fuel a fire...
One tree, round and wide, with many leaves that still clung to life...
One tree, huge and bulky, shaped like a humanoid, with a glowing red face...
Jacob blinked.
Wait.
There was a rustle as the surrounding forestry was jostled, and the "tree" Jacob had his eyes on started moving. Obviously, he realized now that it wasn't a tree. As it ripped a small one from the ground and cast it aside, Blackantler started moving away from it, a deer in headlights - the headights of fire that protruded from the huge being's wrists.
"Go. GO, Blackantler!" Jacob desperately kicked the deer's leg, and it only moved slightly. "Didn't you hear me?! Go! HURRY!" It still barely budged. It was mesmerized, afraid, like Jacob...
And just The Composer had come to terms with the fiery monster's approach, the alien moose took off.
The Gargantua emerged from the forestry, and started pursuing Jacob and Blackantler, faster than the two ever expected.
Stomping through the Forest of Giants, as Jacob had named it in his mind as the Gargantua pursued them, the giant's feet echoed through the Zone, loud enough to be heard from miles adjacent. It let out a catastrophic roar, terrifying Jacob, but his mount remained unequally resolute. It ducked underneath the roots of a tree so rotten its base was a burrow for headcrabs. They were stirred from their sleep as the deer rode past them, and rudely awakened when the Gargantua burst through the great root, turning it to splinters and killing most, if not all, of the parasites inside.
Jacob looked down, feeling a sharp pain in his chest as he rode, and realized a headcrab had actually been caught on his chest. It was now biting him and screeching at him, and he yelled back, prying his fingers under it and tearing it off. It hurt, quite a bit, but it was worth slowing down the Gargantua for even a second as he turned around on his hips to chuck the little Xenoparasitus at the Xenotherium Gigantica. He watched as it slowed down, if only for a few seconds, to tear the tiny thing off and burn it into fried headcrab.
"Holy SHIT!" Jacob cried out involuntarily. He turned his gaze back ahead just in time to notice that Blackantler was driving headlong into a thicket filled to brimming with strange orange pustules. They spat out gas - orange gas. Jacob realized, inherently, that they were spores. He gasped, scrambling to put on his respirator before he started passing through, not wanting to risk becoming a victim of some alien fungus.
While Blackantler remained unperturbed by the spores, so too did the Gargantua. It ran through the thicket of spores without breaking a sweat. At one point, a Barnacle's tongue began lowering, which Blackantler ran past. And when it touched the Gargantua, the giant thing was only slowed down for half a second before it ripped the Barnacle out of the system's roof, making a horrific splattering sound.
Jacob looked ahead, and noted that more barnacles were dropping their tongues. Blackantler won't make it past those. He thought for a nanosecond, and an idea came to him. Unless we get past them before they fully lower. And then, neither will the monster. Jacob liked this plan.
He started riding forth, booting Blackantler to make it go faster. The Gargantua is so close. He panted, leaning forward, riding hard on Blackantler. The barnacles are so low. He looked up at the tongues. If he were under them now, they would be but an arm's reach standing up. It seems so distant. Like he was driving a car through a narrowing tunnel. Spores everywhere. They're in my eyes. His heart raced, but so did Blackantler.
Jacob waited for just the right moment, and then shoved down on Blackantler, pushing against his antlers hard enough that it caused him to tip over, stumbling forward and going downward. He went underneath the barnacle tongues well low enough that the alien stag wouldn't have made it if he were setill upright. They slid past. The narrowest escape Jacob had ever made - and then came the moment of truth.
The Gargantua, blind by its hunger, blind by its hate, barreled out of the thicket and charged forward. Its massive arm extended out to grab Jacob as it swung forth, about to essentially tuck forward, an effort to grasp its prey, its fallen human and blackantler meal, hungering for long-roasted flesh.
But it didn't make it. Its arm stopped just meters away from Jacob's face as he scrambled away, and as Blackantler, too, stumbled backwards. And Jacob gasped with relief the likes of which he hadn't truly seen. For the Gargantua, as violent and as powerful as it was, was stupid. Every single barnacle it had attached to firmly grasped a part of its body, each barnacle pulling its weight. The Gargantua struggled, but its left wrist, the one where the flamethrower was attached, was constricted. Pulled upward, into a mouth that chomped hungrily. The rest of its body slowly hoisted up as every barnacle filled itself up to bursting with the roaring Gargantua's meat. It was heavy, but thirty barnacles were strong enough to pull its mass.
Jacob and Blackantler stared with absolute, deluded awe. Even the barnacles would not be enough to destroy this creature, but ten vengeful brethren of charred houndeyes surely would. From the bushes, the lemon-like, walking buckets of eyes emerged, their fronts lifting to reveal their mouths as they each bit into the huge aberration. Its free arm thrashed, desperately trying to crush them, but it was powerless as they eventually each released cries louder than any sound Jacob had heard except for, perhaps, a Nova firing. The sonic shockwave assisted in reducing the Gargantua into disconnected pools of meat as it was finally torn apart, its body splitting and fed to barnacles and houndeyes alike, individually.
Jacob watched, devoid of words, devoid of anything to say. His eyes focused on the scene in front of him, the dead Gargantua, and the remains that the gluttonous barnacles and houndeyes had yet to get to, dropped haphazardly on the dirt bed of the spore-filled thicket. The only words he could say, the only phrase he could wrench out - "Holy. Shit."
Some of the houndeyes approached him. Full from revenge and from the nutritional value of a giant angry flamethrowing aberration, one houndeye stepped forward, offering his leftovers of blue-tinted meat to Jacob.
The grown man stared down at it, honestly wondering if he should accept the gift from the full dog. He held the meat in his hands as the houndeyes barked at him, and then disappeared into the glowing bushes, leaving Jacob in dazzled awe. He slowly removed his rebreather so that he could breathe properly - he needed that. The breath.
He didn't want to eat the Gargantuan meat, but perhaps Blackantler did. He offered it to the deer-like beast as an apology for forcing him to fall over under the barnacles, and, to his relief, it accepted the gift.
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Jacob spent many more minutes sitting in front of the spore-filled thicket where the barnacles had their meal. He was cross-legged, eating a can of beans he had brought along with him, just thinking. For a moment, he was just relieved and still recovering from the excitement, the racing of his heart. But then he started thinking, started considering the circumstances. He was 28, and for the past 16 years of that relatively short life, the Invaders, the Portal Storms, the Xenians, everything around him a culmination of his childhood gift - the invasion. And for one of the first times in so long, longer than he could possibly remember, he was truly, unwaveringly grateful to be alive.
But it was time to make progress, ever deeper into the region he was in. Behind him, he saw on the hills, on the mounds, around the rotting trees, a new environment. There were not many glowing leaves and jungle-like trees - this was more like a swamp, where the vegetation was rotten and cold, blue water that was very unlikely to be healthy waged war on the land.
He didn't mount up on Blackantler this time, but he did tie a lead around the animal's neck, bringing him along with a small handful of leaves to compensate. He looked around, and thanked the presence of his respirator as he stared down at one set of spores which squirted out gasses when Jacob went near them.
At such an inopportune time, the spores distracted him. He wrote in his notebook, sketching them, writing down names he had made up for them, retelling the events prior, the Gargantua... when he heard a hissing rattle.
Turning around to see a leathery black creature that fit in perfectly with the swamp. A headcrab - a POISON headcrab - leapt towards him, pouncing him with a feeling for head.
Jacob yelped, but he was unable to stop the crab from piercing his chest with its venomous claws. He gasped, inhaling deeply, and then desperately, weakly pushed it off, huffing and breathing deeply. It scurried away, and Jacob felt weak. Blackantler looked on in concern, watching the man fall to his knees and vomit.
"Shit. Fuck. Fucking... shit. Shitfuck."
The Resilient Composer repeated swears to himself like a broken record as he pulled out a first aid kit. He opened it, and his hand weakly grasped a sponge, and some antibiotic water. The Composer pulled off his jacket, and then wriggled out of his shirt, quickly applying the antibiotic and the sponge, cleaning his injury. Although as an antibiotic, it did prevent the worst of symptoms, it did not stop figments of the neurotoxin from coursing through him.
Jacob stood up, only putting on his shirt - he felt much too hot to be wearing the jacket. He lumbered forward, with Blackantler following, not fully aware of what was going on. Only that the human it had been traveling with was now in pain. Poisoned didn't cross its mind.
He rested on a spore mound, staring down at it. The gas went into his eyes, and he ached, sighing and breathing as deeply as he could, rasping. His respirator did only so much to ease his symptoms.
Before him was a trail where trees edged the ground, and caves could be found across the way. Deerantler ran ahead, quickly securing the way forward, as if checking for adversaries as Jacob lumbered down the way.
He passed a cave - a familiar one. He stared into it, mesmerized... only for a moment before he forgot why he was even looking at it, continuing forward.
Another cave appeared, this one to his left - then another to his right. This path - dotted with fleshy cave mouths. And although he tried to shut the voices out as symptoms of his tired body and tired mind, he heard them clearly, there was no denying it, there was no pretense.
"Oh, dear," one cave cooed. "You've been poisoned."
"He is exhausted! Did the pests reach you, dear?" This one had the voice of an English professor, a trust mechanism, maybe. Or just Jacob's delirious mind giving weird voices to natural things. Surely. "Leave me alone, damn it."
There were more caves than his mind could count, and they were all speaking to him now. He picked up his pace to avoid them, to get away from them.
Their voices. Their voices were so familiar. It made his heart stop. He moved faster, running away as the tendrils kept reaching for him, kept yearning to feed.
"Ey, homie, you don't look so good. C'mere, I can take care o' ya."
"Snap out of it, boah! Get over here! You're a mess!"
"You're not much smarter than a leaky pipe, so I'm guessing I can repair you, too. Come over here."
"You look tired, Jacob. It's quite alright. I taught you how to secure an adhesive bandage, I'm sure I can extract some neurotoxin."
"Ah, Master Hibbler! The venom of the modified headcrabs is potent, but reversible. Allow me to assisssst."
"Vile human. For your crimes, you should be blamed. Come and face your vortal judgment."
Jacob finally fell to his knees, exhaustion and fatigue winning over his body. Strangled by tiredness, only a few meters away from the Path of Caves. They kept talking, kept mocking him, inviting him to come over in familiar voices. He wasn't sure if the things he was hearing were real, or simply a product of his fatigued mind. But soon, it wouldn't matter. His eyes closed, and his mind stopped racing.
The tendrils extended over, riveting and creaking around stones and rotten wood to reach for their meal, each one hungrily grasping, each limb from a telepathic sentient cave wanting its share of sustenance...
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