Troll Tutorial (how to troll) [trolling compendium]

[Marco]

Embody these steps to become a groll.

step 1.
do not think of the future
step 2.
you are immune on the internet
step 3.
Do not care about your actions.
step 4.
Have the biggest ego imaginable.
step 5.
Be irrevocably stubborn about the most minute things.
step 6.
get banned

 

[boots]

 

[Rebel RP Philosopher]

step 7
make a new account
...
step X
you kept repeating step 1-7, you realize your trolling is eternal in this god forsaken site - your eternal samsara which can't be broken from. you're a troll, you always were, and you can't break the cycle

 

[boots]

step 7
make a new account
...
step X
you kept repeating step 1-7, you realize your trolling is eternal in this god forsaken site - your eternal samsara which can't be broken from. you're a troll, you always were, and you can't break the cycle

step 7.1
get caught by alt detector

 

[Rebel RP Philosopher]

step 7.1
get caught by alt detector

step 7.1 made the troll stronger, for they have ascended to step 8 - knowing all forms of counter measures for alt detections - rendering step 7.1 as a slight hiccup in the troll evolution.

 

[Marco]

OPTIONAL ROUTE:
pretend to not be a troll and become a respected player in the community, then show willard your booter

 

[boots]

OPTIONAL ROUTE:
pretend to not be a troll and become a respected player in the community, then show willard your booter

go on marco show us your booter

 

[Marshall]

A little known fact, but Marcos alt is actually glazeddonut85 and for those of you who know. Know.

 

[Rebel RP Philosopher]

go on marco show us your booter

Is closet troll a thing?

 

[boots]