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Turn the server back on!

Start the server back up mane i go back to school in january 9
 
Unfortunately, we have a slightly more complicated problem, because the server staff set out to reduce costs and had decided to install the server on one of the special machines located in Germany. Due to the new EU directives we had to give up the coal-powered machine to reduce the carbon footprint. We can't use hamsters in cages either, because it's unethical to use small rodents to power up the server.


We had no better idea, so... All administrators have signed a deed of covenant that they fully aware, voluntarily and understanding possible consequences had chosen to take up an unpaid job in the one of wind turbines factory and sign disadvantegous contract with the company and they won't apply for injury benefits in case of any accident. Or something like that. I don't even know how to write it, I'm not a lawyer!! Legalese is scary and grammar dies with it!!! And I, as the team leader, have received an award for an innovative idea and a grant from the European Parliament for the implementation of a project on alternative energy sources.


Therefore, even the approximate date of turning on the server back is unknown. It depends on the circumstances and the work rate. But don't worry, it should be fine. They promised to work non-stop, sleep no longer than four hours and eat low-calorie meals to minimize... nevermind.

 
Unfortunately, we have a slightly more complicated problem, because the server staff set out to reduce costs and had decided to install the server on one of the special machines located in Germany. Due to the new EU directives we had to give up the coal-powered machine to reduce the carbon footprint. We can't use hamsters in cages either, because it's unethical to use small rodents to power up the server.


We had no better idea, so... All administrators have signed a deed of covenant that they fully aware, voluntarily and understanding possible consequences had chosen to take up an unpaid job in the one of wind turbines factory and sign disadvantegous contract with the company and they won't apply for injury benefits in case of any accident. Or something like that. I don't even know how to write it, I'm not a lawyer!! Legalese is scary and grammar dies with it!!! And I, as the team leader, have received an award for an innovative idea and a grant from the European Parliament for the implementation of a project on alternative energy sources.


Therefore, even the approximate date of turning on the server back is unknown. It depends on the circumstances and the work rate. But don't worry, it should be fine. They promised to work non-stop, sleep no longer than four hours and eat low-calorie meals to minimize... nevermind.


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