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VinylStorm (lyniv)'s Countingwinner App

Lyniv

Buildin' CRIT!
Joined
Mar 31, 2022
Messages
91
Steam Name: Vinyl
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:49137072
Discord name (With ID): Vinyl#0684
Timezone: EST
Any Previous Counting Infractions:
None, I am no vile counting failure
Current Whitelists (If Any): shitzen + P2W Galunga


Hello,

I am Vinyl, not the other more vile Vinyl, but to avoid confusion, I shall be known a Anti-Vinyl, or Lyniv. I've seen the powerful influence of the countingwinner, and my fears grow more and more over the growing number of countingfailures. I wish to undergo the proper ways to understand and grow into the blossoming role that is a countingwinner. So far, I have done my best at every time I see counting open on discord to ensure that I can make it to the role of countingwinner. I have proof as well that I have taken the first steps and have avoided the corrupting influence of the counting failure.

The role of counting winner is a euphoria I wish to obtain, as the purity of being able to count lets me wake up every morning and think clearly, fond and content in the knowledge tht I can count to the number 10 without stuttering like some dribbling monkey. I am proper, I am civilized, unlike the barbarians of the countingfailures, who probably couldn't even be let into a Tesco or even a CostCo without the cashier thinking me as some sorta looney.

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Here is some proof. See? I am counting.
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In Exhibit B you can also see that I am not a countingfailure. I have not sullied my hands and need to redeem myself of any atrocious moves befitting a countingfailure.

Do you understand that as Countingwinner, you should never ever act in a way that fails counting under any circumstances?:

If you have any further questions, contact the Countingwinner lead @Sachimii

Yes hello countingwinner you dropped this

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While you have done well so far, you've not yet counted enough to prove that failure is beyond you. I would suggest re-applying after two weeks, and spending those weeks getting precious counting experience.

For now this is DENIED
 
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