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Hello, so recently i have started playing as a rebel more, grinding in the sewers for a loot. I'd say that RebelRP has vastly improved from what it was in november. But there is still one problem i can think of the top of my head, and that is certain NPCs in the sewers who are incredibly difficult, incredibly annoying or in pretty much both in every case to deal with. I am here to propose a banlist for said NPCs, so uhh...Yeah let's get into it
NPCs that SHOULD be banned from the sewers:
Bullsquids: Now persoanlly i don't really consider bullsquids to be enemies, i'd consider them more of roadblocks and sometimes even complete walls. If you want to kill a bullsquid you HAVE to have a gun or another unconvential way of retreiving a projectile, This is because attempting to get into the meele range of a bullsquid is usually suicide as bullsquids deal heavy meele damage (I believe they cause around 30 DMG, possibly more) And if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out the bullsquids were apart of bottlestreet as they all seem to have aimbot on their fucking projectile. Merely peaking your head out to greet a bullsquid with be met with acid on your face. The main issue with bullsquids is that they are an obstacle which can sometimes hard lock you out of the sewers (if they are close to the entrance) with their extremely accurate and deadly acid spit, you are unable to kill a bullsquid without a gun, and it turns out not everyone in a loyalist city has a gun, what a shock!
Houndeyes: I think everyone can agree with me here that Houndeyes should not only be banned from the sewers but also banned from wilards entirely, why you may ask? The Houndeyes are fucking minges, they hate following rules, you can politely ask them to wait their turn on TBC they'll responding with raping you with their sonic blast, firing it even it's not their turn like the dirty powergamers they are. Not only that but i swear the range on their sonic blast is fucking ridiculous. You can social distance all you want from that demonic beast but it'll still find a way to hit you two metres apart. The main issue with houndeyes is that they're gay, fuck houndeyes.
(HL1) Headcrabs: Now at a first glance you may think that this seems extreme but bare with me, not only do HL1 Headcrabs do double the damage of a normal headcrab, it turns out that HL1 are trained in the art of the shinobis, they will jump around at the speed of light scoring hit upon hit upon hit on you as you struggle to hit them as they jump away too fast for you to land a hit unless you have a sharingan. The problem with HL1 headcrabs is that they're too fast, too strong and are not needed as we have regular headcrabs which are perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
NPCS that SHOULD be considered for being banned from the sewers
HLA Antlions: I don't exactly know what to say about HLA Antlions...They're just Antlions but meaner...
Fast zombies: Fast zombies are kind of annoying, the main reason why i don't think they should definitely be banned is that there not broken, they're only annoying as they are fast enough to keep up with you and can potentially chase you out of the sewers, they're rarely used so i don't even know why i'm bringing them up :/
What is okay to be in the sewers then?
I personally think that the sewers should 90% of the time consist of HL2 headcrabs, normal zombies and regular antlions, the main reason for this is that you are not forced to fight these enemies and are not an extreme roadblock. Avoiding enemies should always be a choice instead of praying some webuls with guns go down there and deal with them.
So in conclusion. Fuck Houndeyes, Fuck HL1 headcrabs and a big fuck you to bullsquids, suck my dick. I wish every reader of this a very pleasent and bullsquid free evening
NPCs that SHOULD be banned from the sewers:
Bullsquids: Now persoanlly i don't really consider bullsquids to be enemies, i'd consider them more of roadblocks and sometimes even complete walls. If you want to kill a bullsquid you HAVE to have a gun or another unconvential way of retreiving a projectile, This is because attempting to get into the meele range of a bullsquid is usually suicide as bullsquids deal heavy meele damage (I believe they cause around 30 DMG, possibly more) And if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out the bullsquids were apart of bottlestreet as they all seem to have aimbot on their fucking projectile. Merely peaking your head out to greet a bullsquid with be met with acid on your face. The main issue with bullsquids is that they are an obstacle which can sometimes hard lock you out of the sewers (if they are close to the entrance) with their extremely accurate and deadly acid spit, you are unable to kill a bullsquid without a gun, and it turns out not everyone in a loyalist city has a gun, what a shock!
Houndeyes: I think everyone can agree with me here that Houndeyes should not only be banned from the sewers but also banned from wilards entirely, why you may ask? The Houndeyes are fucking minges, they hate following rules, you can politely ask them to wait their turn on TBC they'll responding with raping you with their sonic blast, firing it even it's not their turn like the dirty powergamers they are. Not only that but i swear the range on their sonic blast is fucking ridiculous. You can social distance all you want from that demonic beast but it'll still find a way to hit you two metres apart. The main issue with houndeyes is that they're gay, fuck houndeyes.
(HL1) Headcrabs: Now at a first glance you may think that this seems extreme but bare with me, not only do HL1 Headcrabs do double the damage of a normal headcrab, it turns out that HL1 are trained in the art of the shinobis, they will jump around at the speed of light scoring hit upon hit upon hit on you as you struggle to hit them as they jump away too fast for you to land a hit unless you have a sharingan. The problem with HL1 headcrabs is that they're too fast, too strong and are not needed as we have regular headcrabs which are perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
NPCS that SHOULD be considered for being banned from the sewers
HLA Antlions: I don't exactly know what to say about HLA Antlions...They're just Antlions but meaner...
Fast zombies: Fast zombies are kind of annoying, the main reason why i don't think they should definitely be banned is that there not broken, they're only annoying as they are fast enough to keep up with you and can potentially chase you out of the sewers, they're rarely used so i don't even know why i'm bringing them up :/
What is okay to be in the sewers then?
I personally think that the sewers should 90% of the time consist of HL2 headcrabs, normal zombies and regular antlions, the main reason for this is that you are not forced to fight these enemies and are not an extreme roadblock. Avoiding enemies should always be a choice instead of praying some webuls with guns go down there and deal with them.
So in conclusion. Fuck Houndeyes, Fuck HL1 headcrabs and a big fuck you to bullsquids, suck my dick. I wish every reader of this a very pleasent and bullsquid free evening
