joe moter
Radio Bob Approved
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Alcoholism isn't cool enough, the most drunk you can get is wasted.
Here me out, after enough bottles you become Blackout Drunk
Basically, distorts words from others, changes entire sentences from others
"Dude- you need to go home." Can become, "I can beat your ass you bitch, come on! You ain't going to fight me!" Or, "Ddde- ynr nedd oo gt heac"
Some fun lines your words can turn into
"What is your thoughts about butterflies?"
"I'll give you some cash if you do a little dance."
"Kill yourself."
"I can beat your ass you bitch, come on! You ain't going to fight me!"
"I need you to start singing the ABC's backwards."
"You wanna go?"
"I'm the city administrator, give me all your credits."
"Would you like another bottle of alcohol?"
"You look extremely ugly, y'know that?"
"Headcrab behind you!"
"Do you want to get married?"
"I'll give you a lot of money if you tell a cop to go fuck themselves."
"I'm apart of the rebellion against the Combine, don't tell anyone.
"Sir, you are being placed under citizens arrest."
"You are being detained, please get on the wall."
"Tell me the first one-hundred digits of pi or I'll break your kneecaps."
"You are being searched, get on the wall."
Maybe randomly just start raising the drunks fists
"Are you okay"
John Drunk raises his fists
(not my char)
