Nº 063 - The Respectful Hydration Act

The Respectful Hydration Act
Introduced by: Carter Bradley

Purpose:
- Ensure our citizens remain safe, clean, and healthy.
- Foster respect for the boons granted by Our Benefactors.
- Ensure our reserved rations are not wasted.
- Promote further workforce complaisance and cultivate a greater work ethic within our citizenry.

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Each day, we walk through our city streets and watch as citizens drink from bottles of cleaning solution, bleach containers, ruined metal cans, and more unsavory sources of litter - ignoring the undeniable fact of our Ration Distribution Terminal being open and ready for citizen use.

This problem is a common one all throughout our city, and it is putting our city's workforce at risk, as they sup polluted groundwater infested with leeches and other such contaminants.

These displays are found in either ignorance or antisociality, and no matter their source, it is clear that the Security Council must step in. We have given our workforce numerous chances to learn, and they have refused; it is time for a harsher hand. We propose that further emphasis be placed on the importance of proper hydration, and that proper restrictions be made for the safety of our citizens.

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INFO:

1. Water bottles, especially those created or repurposed from trash or recycled, unsafe sources are to be restricted under anti-civil activity level one: clause V21; non-sanctioned possession within the COMBINE CIVIL CODE.
2. The CCDE will be expected to create further sources of useful information addressing the benefits of the healthy and pure Dr. Breen's Private Reserve (books, speeches, art, news articles, and so on).
3. The MOP and CMRU are asked to foster "water science," to display to the Zone what Dr. Breen's Private Reserve has to offer for humanity.

 

[Risvolto]

Water bottles, especially those created or repurposed from trash or recycled, unsafe sources are to be restricted under anti-civil activity level one: clause V21; non-sanctioned possession within the COMBINE CIVIL CODE.

No.

 

[TRL]

oh so we are killin everyone now

 

[HalfLife2CitizenMale09]

I expect Carter to drink 5 cans on air as a result of this, to show how safe it is.

 

[Risvolto]

Solution to this: Disconnect until it's no longer in effect (That way your thirst won't go down)

 

[Lost Coast Chanties]

Drink the water, they don't put something in it, not something that makes you forget.

I remember how I got here.

 

[HOKI]

Highly based. MCP approves and forces this law into action through the Campaign For Obedience. Combine for safety.

 

[Gun_O]

smell that? that's the smell of clean water, nothing
dr. breen needs your credits to build a wall to keep all the vortigaunts out

 

[Rebel RP Philosopher]

My terminal is dr breen's water cooled

 

[Cengiz]

I am already writing my PK Auths on Carter Bradley

 

[Inspector Orlok]

I expect Carter to drink 5 cans on air as a result of this, to show how safe it is.

This is the equivalent to a lobotomy, so I support this. @MelonHeadzzz thoughts?

 

[Marco]

i will do a scientific experiment in which I will refill an empty breen can with 'contaminated leech infested water' and provide four seperately bought breen cans in the meeting and ask u to identify which one is 'dirty'.

Actually;

just sell water bottles so they aren't made in the trash.

iirc there's an actual metal fabricated water canteen that has something like 200 uses

 

[Cjtn10]

i will do a scientific experiment in which I will refill an empty breen can with 'contaminated leech infested water' and provide four seperately bought breen cans in the meeting and ask u to identify which one is 'dirty'.

Actually;

just sell water bottles so they aren't made in the trash.

iirc there's an actual metal fabricated water canteen that has something like 200 uses

The canteen does exist but it can't be crafted, probably has to be made in the fabrication machines from GOI

 

[BrennenW05]

The canteen does exist but it can't be crafted, probably has to be made in the fabrication machines from GOI

it can be, with iron

 

[boots]

I support this tbh, always seems a bit weird how they put something in the water but it's easily disregarded just by acquiring a bottle water and finding a tap. And nobody from the deep state has a problem with this.

Seems like that would and should be illegal in this regime.

 

[Marco]

I support this tbh, always seems a bit weird how they put something in the water but it's easily disregarded just by acquiring a bottle water and finding a tap. And nobody from the deep state has a problem with this.

Seems like that would and should be illegal in this regime.

refilling a breen can with bottled water gives the same debuffs as drinking normal breen water

should be safe to assume that they taint their resevoirs with mind-altering inhibitors that no one RPs

 

[boots]

refilling a breen can with bottled water gives the same debuffs as drinking normal breen water

should be safe to assume that they taint their resevoirs with mind-altering inhibitors that no one RPs

I think that's just because of a limitation of the script. Water bottled from the tap (i.e. illegal rebel water) doesn't give the debuffs which is the same water refilling the can of water (the stats are tied to the breen can water)

 

[Marco]

I think that's just because of a limitation of the script. Water bottled from the tap (i.e. illegal rebel water) doesn't give the debuffs which is the same water refilling the can of water (the stats are tied to the breen can water)

tbf I was nitpicking on something really minor.
Getting back on the legislation, I think this is a bad time icly for it to pass... famine and all...

 

[Killian]

I am already writing my PK Auths on Carter Bradley

Approved.

 

[Marco]

can we just sell bigger breen cans, that would solve the issue